Shameless self bamp

I can't think of a single thing.

beans and rice

cheap, pretty much all you need nutritionally, all you do is boil it a bit

shit gets old, though

instant noodles and store brand cola, that cheap and easy enough for ya

Triscuits and mozzrella cheese aint bad

Instant noodles.

No seriously, go take a cooking class. You won't regret it.

>implyan gamer food is different to regular food

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

Tuna.

Ramen

Take cheese.
Put it between two slices of bread.
Stick in microwave.
Heat up.
Eat.

Also,
>Healthy gamer food.
>My face

OATZ

bread + cheese + turkey + bread

i call it the turkey sandwich

>>54164596

Fry, you can listen to classical music later.

eggs/cheese/pan fried corntortillas

Migas-put onions and siranos for flavor

how about a can of vegetable soup you fucking fucks

Water

Pasta is healthy gamer food.

And tons of ketchup to go with it.

>gamer food

Fuck off with this pretentious GAEMER CULTURE bullshit. It's not gamer food, it's just food what the fuck.

fuck shit damn videogames fuck you I mad

>>54164644

>>54164647
my god thats remarkable...

crackers and cheese:
1. Take a couple crackers
2. sprinkle lots of shredded cheese on them
3. microwave for ~30 seconds

Pork & beans:
1. Open can
2. enjoy

Bananas

1. boil water
2. put egg in plastic bag and put in water (can do whatever you want to egg i.e. scramble, make an omlette)
3. boil
4. use boiled water to make rice
5. while above shit is going on get a pack of frozen vegetables and put it in the microwave
6. when all is done, chop up, combine, and enjoy

maybe make some grape kool aid too? i don't know

if you want a diet, intermittent fasting is pretty easy.

its also shown to increase life expectancy in small animals by almost 40%.

eat Breakfast and Lunch normally one day (before 6pm) and stop eating. Next day, eat supper after 6 pm.

repeat.

>drain a can of tuna
>cook macaroni or spiral tube like noodles, drain them too
>put the tuna and the pasta together in a big bowl
>stir in a lot of ranch dressing or whatever you like
>win

>>54164859
>canned food in general:
>1. Open can
>2. enjoy
>(3. maybe get drunk first)
fixed that for ya

beans
rice
pasta
eggs

>>54164794
Right on bro.
Anyone who calls themselves a "gamer" should just... I dunno, STOP IT.
Why completely define yourself around one hobby?

Oatz, my nigga.

Fat?

dont eat cheese and fatty shit/shit with too much sodium. dont go past 1200 calories a day, work out. That's all it takes. Turkey, Tuna and others types of fish, goat, some chicken is cool. stay away from beef and pork, shit is barely food anyway. Drink water or juice, stay away from soda. beans, rice, mexican food in general is pretty good as long as you dont load it up with cheese and sour cream. use salsa instead. Need a snack? get some damn fruit, fatty.

Cook instant noodles in a pot and just before they're done, crack an egg into the boiling water.

Delicious and nutritious

water

Any kind of peanuts. Almonds, Cashews (my favorite), Pistachios, etc.

I also love to munch on dry Cheerios.

>Healthy
>gamer food

>>54165077

I don't, by gamer food I mean food I can chow down on whist STALKAN.

>>54164647
I know you're being facetious, but that has got to be the blandest goddamn turkey sandwich.

At least put some mayo or tomato on that shit.

>>54165156


would you tell a skinny guy to only eat 1200 calories a day? :S if you want him to make him vanish then yes.

>>54165077
>Why completely define yourself around one hobby?
...maybe they don't have anything else to define themselves with

that's no reason to be mean to them, though; just thank whatever you pray to that you're more competent at life

>>54165156
>stay away from beef and pork, shit is barely food anyway
Faggot spotted.

>>54165156

I'm actually underwieght

if you do get beans, try "no name" brand (thats actually the brand, its in a yellow can) but stick the fuck away if it says it has maple syrup in it. it makes the sauce thick and shitty.

>>54164984
>small animals
I'm not a small animal

1. Steamed Rice (Brown Healthier / White Tastier)
2. Foreman-grilled chicken breasts.
3. After grilling cut the chicken into bits
4. Mix with Picante sauce and mozzerella cheese in a sauce pan until hot and melty.
5. Pour over rice.

>>54165254
Full pic

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pollo-Fajitas/Detail.aspx

Shit is delicious.

>>54165312
>mayo

>>54165077
>>54164794
Chill

It just means "food good for eating while playing vidya".

>>54164586

GAMER FOOD NEEDS TO BE IN BITESIZE CHUNKS SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE GAMING

I like iceberg lettuce in a bag

>>54165358
500 pound fatass spotted

Lately I've been eating lots of stews and salads. They're cheap, delicious, and nutritious.

Salads: lettuce, onion, chickpeas, sliced eggs, chicken breast, etc.
Stew:pork or beef or sausage or chicken with cabbage and carrots and potatoes and onions.
Also stewed chickpeas and chicken thighs and tomatoes with cumin (from How to Cook Everything)

They're all easy to make. I just tell my mom to make them Make a bunch at once and eat a few times throughout the week.

Avacado (1)
Rice (brown, I don't suggest that instant rice crap, but hey, bro's lazy, right?)
Small amount of Salt
Hot Sauce (I suggest Crystals, it's pimpstipular)

>>54165156

if you posted what you just wrote in fit , you would regret of every word you said :S

>>54165396
still works for humans, just dont expect another 10-20 years from it.

>>54165505

Real bro right here

Triscuit, niggers. Has enough fiber to make you full and is not too fatty. Put some turkey or cheese slices on it. Or hummus, or salsa, or guacamole dip.

VECTOR CEREAL DRY OUT OF THE BOX

TASTES GOOD MAN

13 GRAMS OF PROTEIN PER SERVING MOTHERFUCKER AND ALL KINDS OF VITAMINS N SHIT

ALSO MCCAIN SUPERFRIES

Lean chicken, cut it into strips.
Grill it, add a bit of honey and soy sauce. Stir-fry with mange-tout, beansprouts and bell pepper.
Put on top of rice.

Fucking delicious meal and quite healthy, also as it's lots of little things, can be eaten while gaming.

If you want a snack, get some 'diet crisps/chips', they're actually fucking delicious. Or some plain popcorn, or cut up fruit, or dry cereal.
That's just me, I like a big bowl of things I can pick at.

>>54165156
>beef and pork, shit is barely food anyway.

Oh fuck you.

Also, bison is a good beef alternative if you can find it. Similar flavor, but a lot leaner.

Make some plain white rice. Cut up some thin steak into small strips. Fry steak in oil. Add a very small amount of butter for flavor. Throw in garlic, freshly chopped pepper, diced onions, and anything you can think of to make the steak spicy. Remove steak and veggies from oil. Mix with rice and eat this shit until you die.

Vegetable platter.

Tastes awesome, easy to eat, and healthy too.

stir fry

wheat noodles
chicken breasts
whatever vegetables are good

>>54165196
Peanuts aren't actually a type of nut, they're a legume.

I like to eat Ritz crackers, with small cheese squares and slices of pepperoni from the local deli.

Mi Goreng noodles.

If you know what they are, you'll know they're cheap, easy to make and fucking delicious. Plus you can add pretty much anything you want to them.

1 jar Pickles
1 pack cold cut sandwich meat

Wrap a pickle in a slice or two of meat. Eat.

Bowl of nails

BROWN RICE
BLACK BEANS
CHEESE
SOME HOT SAUCE I GUESS
EAT IT AND DRINK WATER

ALL YOU NEED

Because I'm asking for a recipe, I'll give you one in return!

It was the first thing I ever learned to make but every one I know loves them!

-1 cup of Sugar
-1 cup of peanut butter
-1 egg (I use large eggs, I advise you to do the same)

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Stir all ingredients together
3. Roll into balls and stick 'em on a pan, leave a little room between, they expand
4. Stick in oven for 10 minutes
5. ????????
6. Profit! (or you know, eat. It works too)

If you want that crosshatching on the top, just take a fork and lay it on top.

Easiest cookie recipe there is! Great if you are just starting to cook.

Hope you like them, they are crazy bad for you but taste delicious!

>>54165745

>>54165454
Bread, mayo, dijon mustard, cheese, turkey, lettuce, tomato. Maybe some salt and pepper.

That's how you make a goddamn turkey sandwich.

California Cheeseburger.

>Using the term "gamer"

any kind of sandwich with your favorite potato chips stuffed in the middle.

>>54164459

For a snack, go for fruit, a peanut butter sandwich, or maybe vegetable/chicken noodle soup.

Also, always drink water instead of soda or energy drinks. That shit is awful for you.

For actual meals, try something like a chicken and vegetable stir fry on brown rice. Really though, /v/ is probably a bad place to ask for healthy eating tips.

>>54165745
these sound delicious

Steak
put it in a pan
cook
???
PROFIT

Granola.

attn OP:

http://cheaphealthygood.blogspot.com/

what you need:flour tortillas, beans rice and cheese +any veggies for burritos
step 1: heat tortillas slightly, step 2 load up with veggies rice beans cheese
step 2: freeze that shit in mass quantities
step 3: during pause in game run to freezer, grab burrito nuke its ass and run back to your computer and play that shit.

>>54165745
>1 cup of sugar

enjoy your diabetes faggot

>>54165695

FUCK YOU JOE

>>54165077
You can be, say, a gamer, a golfer, a moviegoer, a bookworm, and a hiker at the same time. Stop it with the self-hate culture, we're not Jewish.

>>54164794
i don't know if hes trolling or not guiez.

>>54164586

Gamer food is food you can eat without making a mess of the controller and without putting down the game.

Steak is not gamer food because you would have to stop playing to cut it. Likewise cheetos are poor gamer food because they make a mess of your hands and controller.

This is not a hard concept.

>>54165745

Thanks OP. I don't have a recipe for you, though.

>>54165745
those kick ass.
if you make fire out of those, you need to stick to microwaved shit.

Buy bacon for $1.75

Fry up bacon and chop into little pieces.

Take an egg and mix it witha little milk.

Seperately mix Flour, Baking Powder (Small amount), and sugar

not put everything together

fuck yeah bacon pancakes

>>54164794
wow
l2culture dumbfuck

>>54164794
this thread is not about "gamer food"

its about food that you eat while gaming

"gamer food" can go die in a fire along with all "gamers"

>>54165965
>Steak is not gamer food because you would have to stop playing to cut it.
no, you just bite into that shit and MUNCH, and your hands are free and clean

maybe you should have a plate handy to spit the bone onto, and maybe you should have a napkin around to wipe the blood off your chin, but that's entirely optional

I eat Broccoli all the time while gaming. Steam it up a bit, squeeze lemon on it, little bit of salt ohmigawdheaven

a can of stagg chilli
shit is fucking fantastic.

I just have a sugar-free lollipop.
I don't like putting down the controller, easier to just suck on something while playing the game.
Know what else I like to suck on whilst gaming?
boiled sweets

I AM A GAMER
I EAT GAMER FOOD
I LIVE UP IN MY GAMER PAD
LIE IN MY GAMER BED
AND PLAY MY casual GAMES

Canned tuna, brown rice and oranges.

Just make some fucking noodles, throw some olive oil, butter, and some cheese, and heat that up some more. It's good, fast (disregarding noodles which require like 5 seconds of attention every 5 minutes), and it's not bad for you by any means. Unless you put a Kip sized mountain of fucking cheese on it. You get an internet if you understand that reference.

>>54164984
zat shit really work?

beer is food, right? i'd like to nominate beer as the #1 gamer food

I hope you all get fatter than you already are. Healthy food is the way to go.

Do you fatasses really eat while playing games?

>>54164794

Lol gaming culture

1. Go to pet store

2. Buy hamsters/gerbils for $1 each

3. Go home

4. Put hamsters and gerbils in rice cooker with four cups of water

5. Turn on rice cooker

6. Wait ten minutes

7. Open rice cooker

8. Eat

Small food like this, that can be eaten with 1 hand without making a mess. These are good candidates for gamer food.

Pic related, can be eaten 'till full with 1 hand, and doesn't leave a mess.

Healthyness is unknown. Probably not very good for you.

>>54165745
is this the enjoy your oven cleaning copypasta again

>>54166358

>>54166384
>Probably not very good for you.
that probably means that it's tasty as fuck

your food will feel more satisfying if you stop and pay attention to it while you eat it instead of shoveling it in your mouth while playing pokemon.

>>54166384
You're disgusting and you get grease all over bros' controllers. Stop it.

>>54165354
There are people who don't refer to themselves for every situation, you know.

Oh btw, you're all so retarded it really puts me in awe.

>>54166535
Obviously... had some of these today. Yummylicious. :3

>>54165745
this is not a recipe for cookies, it is a recipe for FIRE

learn to cook eggs the different ways you can. cheap and delicious

>>54166507
>>54165745
I saw a picture related to that that said it caused FIRE AND DEATH.

I wish I had it.

Can I get a HOT POCKET?

>>54166593
as gamers, fucking live stream and their monsters get me goin.

>>54166358
FUCK YEAR.

wait, how do i bones? how do i fur/eyes & 0rgans?

>>54166582
Incase you didn't notice. They don't leave a mess, the crust around them is formed like a cup-cake, which makes them easy to hold without getting shit on your fingers.

Cans of vegetables, preferably organic.
Vegetable broth, preferably organic.
Season to taste (a little rosemary, twice as much thyme, garlic salt, pepper to start).
Raw vegetables, I.E. carrots, broccoli, potato.
Add the potato and broccoli 6 minutes before you're done cooking or they get mushy.

Vegetable stew. Boom.

>>54166619

Go away, Sunny

>Everyone ignores bacon pancakes

well okay, fuck you guys too

>>54166721
>organic
>can of vegetables

ITT: Pretentious hipsters nitpick at wording because they have nothing better to do.

Necco Wafers are a great treat to eat while playing a game. They never go stale, they don't get moldy, they don't get your hands dirty, and that have that very satisfying crunch when you bite down on one. Only 220 calories a roll, no fat, no sodium nor cholesterol.

Also, grapes are great too.

>>54166593
>There are people who don't refer to themselves for every situation, you know.
yeah, the rest of us ignore those people

if they can't even pay attention to themselves, there really must not be much there

>>54166619
someone say eggs?

got one for you OP firstly they make precooked rice now(I KNOW RIGHT!) so though i could make the same with ramen here.

Microwave bowl of white rice. pack of white albacore tuna. microwave together.

then add Franks redhot or Malt vinegar or Worcestershire Sauce.

badass combo. also works with easy mac.

>>54165745

OP here this isn't me

>>54166242

A sandwhich.
Just buy a pack of cheese,bread..ect
Just slap 2 pieces of bread with some stuff in the middle.
If you cant get off your ass to make it, your a faggot.

>>54166699

you mean the crust covered in grease? yes that makes sense MORON

Bowl of dry cheerios.

Bowl of assorted berries.

Salad sandwich.

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY THOSE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES CAUSE FIRE?
THE RECIPE IS ON THE BACK OF KRAFT PEANUT BUTTER FOR FUCK SAKES.
IMAD

>>54166936
That's a pretty cool face you're making.

>>54166823

>>54166804


Fuck year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He_VJCtsFmw


how to make sandvich

>>54165156
>dont go past 1200 calories a day
>stay away from beef and pork, shit is barely food anyway
>That's all it takes

what the hell are you talking about

you try to sound like a "bro" but you end up like Richard Simmon's faggot grandmother with the idiocy you're spouting

I enjoy a tuna spinich wrap. Take a whole wheat wrap, add tuna (canned in water and not oil) I like to add spinach, various veggies (I love kidney beans), wrap it up, enjoy with a glass of water and apples... and your brain will be so fueled, no one can stop you at the vidya.

<3

>>54165848
VELSHAROON?

Do any of you bros eat college dorm food? I'm just learning how to cook good food but I don't think I have a choice the first year. It'll probably be pizza and shit all the time.

>>54167268

do you enjoy it while wearing fuzzy hats?

Salad.

Bag of pre-washed spinach leaves, cut-up bell peppers (green is fine, but red, yellow and orange are fucking delicious), mushrooms or any vegetable, dressing and croutons.

The most work is the cutting, but you can buy precut stuff anyway. You're an idiot for buying precut, but whatever.

>>54167261

I avoid heavy meats as well. That stuff tends to weigh me down and I don't care much for it anyway.

>>54167116
>watch video
>guy spends thirty seconds putting mayo on his bread

Fucking Americans

/ck/