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    • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.
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    21 KBTali's face is no longer a mistery Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:05 No.53454642  
    "Most fan art stinks, but this is one of the best pieces we've ever seen – we're talking the Mona Lisa of fan art here. This image, discovered on DeviantArt and tweeted by one of developer BioWare's artists, captures the essence of Mass Effect 2's Tali'Zorah perfectly: She is young, but her eyes give off a striking intelligence coupled with a warm, friendly personality. We only wish we had more information on the artist."

    http://www.gamesradar.com/f/amazing-fan-art-unmasks-talis-face-from-mass-effect-2/a-2010032214217317
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:06 No.53454689
    VEINS freak me out, seriously
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:06 No.53454706
    >mistery
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:06 No.53454709
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    Do not want
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454776
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454783
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    >>53454642
    Ohboy
    here
    we
    go
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454786
    Oh god that article is so pathetic

    that's not even her official face, what the fuck are they talking about
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454799
    >>53454642
    >mistery
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454801
    Not surprising that she's pale to the point of almost being purple, actually. Not like she gets much sun in that suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454825
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    >418x261
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454830
    imokaywiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454832
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.53454834
    Still not canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.53454858
    >Quarian looks human.

    so its confirmed that the quarians are actually from the 12 colonies of Kobol? Geth are cylons
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.53454899
    >>53454799

    It was supposed to read 'misery'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.53454900
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    >>53454834
    >HE STILL THINKS MASS EFFECT HAS A CANON
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.53454916
    Imagina how many times the artist of the picture must have fapped to Tali. Probably more often then whole /v/ together.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.53454930
    ITT: POST TALI COMICS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:09 No.53454942
    >>53454900

    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:09 No.53454953
    I'd be ok if she looked like that. I mean, she's not going to look the greatest considering she spent a lifetime in a suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:10 No.53455025
    WHAT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:10 No.53455027
    >>53454801
    >Not like she gets much sun in that suit.

    And what makes you think her skin reacts to UV in that way? She's not human.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:11 No.53455091
    could somebody post the comic where tali's face is shepard?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:11 No.53455098
         File1269367864.gif-(1.86 MB, 100x100, 1266348423145.gif)
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    Now you have no choice to love me over your precious tali shepard commander.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:11 No.53455119
    That's actually pretty good.

    imokwiththat.jpg
    >> 4Theo !!QXosqFzQCM0 03/23/10(Tue)14:11 No.53455142
    >>53454642
    >mona lisa fanart
    >roleplay description of Tali
    >"would this please you?"
    Fucking stupid article.
    >> OSM/THE LAUGHING MAN 03/23/10(Tue)14:12 No.53455192
    AHA

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:12 No.53455217
    you're now aware she looks like a boy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:12 No.53455228
    >>53454858
    From various people clipping through her face mask and from the book Ascension, Quarian faces are very human-like. Only the ears are different. Some say space elf. Some say ear-hole. No one knows for certain.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:13 No.53455264
    >>53455091
    anyone?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:13 No.53455330
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:14 No.53455349
    >>53455264
    That wasn't funny enough to save.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:14 No.53455350
    ahahahahaha did they actually just compare this picture to the Mona Lisa

    ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:14 No.53455395
    WHY HAS THERE BEEN NO MENTION OF NEW HAMMERHEAD DLC YET
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:14 No.53455416
    >>53455350
    You're a dumb ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:15 No.53455444
    >>53455350

    No, they actually didn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:15 No.53455478
    >>53455395

    What? It's out already. Just downloaded and installed it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:15 No.53455498
    >>53455228 quarians are cyborg space elves

    i'm ok with this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:17 No.53455601
    >>53455478
    IM SAYING WHY IS THERE NO DISCUSSION
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:17 No.53455619
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:17 No.53455651
    >>53455601

    Go here

    >>53450896
    >> Anonymus !TA0T5gpKEQ 03/23/10(Tue)14:18 No.53455705
    Looks like someone's getting hired.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:18 No.53455733
    >>53455651
    thx anon
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:19 No.53455844
    >>53455619
    Shouldn't it be Tali being the repulsed by the nigger shep
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:20 No.53455917
    that picture scares the shit out of me
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:20 No.53455932
    Talifags got told.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:21 No.53455976
    veins on forehead..i am about to puke on my hisssing penis
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:21 No.53455978
    >>53454825
    she looks like a zombie here
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:22 No.53456058
    Those aren't veins, idiots. Look closer. They're electrodes. Quarian suits have onboard systems to monitor vitals.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:22 No.53456121
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    >Captures her warm friendly personality
    >Looks like a drowned corpse
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:23 No.53456189
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    >amazing-fan-art-unmasks-talis-face-from-mass-effect-2

    >amazing
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:23 No.53456246
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    uwaaaaaa
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:24 No.53456275
    >>53456058
    look closer you faggot, behind those blue shits, fucking veins.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:26 No.53456418
    I really hope if they decide to show her unmasked, it'd be something like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:26 No.53456444
    TALIIII <3
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:26 No.53456470
    Waifu faggots = fucking told.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:26 No.53456474
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    Jesus, how many alternate versions are there?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:26 No.53456479
    This is why I hope they never reveal her face.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456502
    >>53456275
    Well what do you expect? She's been in a suit. No sunlight exposure so her skin is going to be paler than a gingers
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456516
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    >>53454689
    faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456521
    Tali is a Reaper construct designed with extensive knowledge of Shepard's psych profile. She is intended to become romantically involved with Shepard, and distract or eliminate him at a key moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456565
    >>53456516
    YUUUCK FUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456574
    looks like a man :|

    taligfags confirmed confused sexually
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:27 No.53456576
    >Captures her warm friendly personality
    >personality
    >Tali
    Does not compute.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:28 No.53456660
    >She is young, but her eyes give off a striking intelligence coupled with a warm, friendly personality.
    that looks creep as fuck, OP suck a cock!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:28 No.53456662
    her eyes are too far apart. move them closer to her nose and it'd be fine. almost looks like the right one is even farther than the left one
    >> Hunter S Thompson !!aMHcL1/y4K7 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.53456681
    I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS MY FAVOURITE TALI FANART IN THE CITADEL
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.53456704
    where's the original?
    >> BROTOMAN !AWEsomEEEE 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.53456712
    >>53456516

    I WAS EATING NACHOS YOU FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.53456732
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    what the fuck am i lookin at
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.53456740
    >Scroll down and read comments
    >"/v/ is awesome. http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae110/mascarb/1269307907556.jpg?t=1269308195"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:30 No.53456772
    >>53456502
    >No sunlight exposure

    SHE'S NOT A GOD DAMNED WHITE HUMAN. Why the hell should sunlight be a factor?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:30 No.53456792
    Id hate it if thats what quarians look like. Way too human. Is just discolored skin
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:30 No.53456831
    >>53456772
    quarian are sensitive to UV rays
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:31 No.53456882
    >>53456516
    Is it wrong to want to just pinch one of those veins and try to pluck it off?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:31 No.53456919
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:31 No.53456938
    >>53456521
    This isn't Gurren Lagann
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:31 No.53456946
    >>53456521
    >Nia

    Anyway, YAYYY for another Rodenberry alien in Mass Effect !
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:32 No.53457002
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    >>53456516
    Not usually freaked out by veins, that seems have just changed thanks to you asshole
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:33 No.53457087
    >>53456831
    Everything on earth is, too. That doesn't mean they all tan.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:33 No.53457091
    >>53456516

    Holy fuck, shoop or disease?
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:34 No.53457172
    >>53456831

    Wait, does that mean Tali fights in the shade?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:34 No.53457201
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    >>53456919
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:34 No.53457235
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    >>53457172
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:35 No.53457295
    >>53457235
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:35 No.53457298
    glowy eyes = superior damn it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:35 No.53457299
    >>53456516
    Holy godfuck. That's the most severe case of right sided heart failure I've ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:36 No.53457334
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    >>53457091
    its called "vascularity"
    Popular among bodybuilders, due to increase of blood pressure Nitrogen Oxide, and blood volume.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:37 No.53457413
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    >>53456470
    Told that our waifu is beautiful in addition to having a wonderful personality?

    Yes, this is a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:37 No.53457419
    >>53457235

    lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:38 No.53457480
    >>53456662
    They're supposed to be that far apart because she's an alien.

    The drawfag who did this did his homework. That's the shape of her face, at least the parts that are visible.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:38 No.53457540
    >>53457413

    Zombies.

    You're ...attracted..to fucking zombies.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:38 No.53457569
    >>53456792
    See
    >>53455228
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:39 No.53457604
    MR. FRODO!
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:39 No.53457652
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    >>53457540

    >Implying necrophilia is a bad thing
    >> evil-I_r_n00b !bhTvNIPhlI!!0a7tnvoNtct 03/23/10(Tue)14:40 No.53457670
    meh. Could be worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:40 No.53457696
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:40 No.53457723
    >>53457652

    Life unworthy of living.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:40 No.53457740
    lol
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:41 No.53457814
    >>53457334
    Wow, people actually desire this look? I can see why huge bulging muscles can be used to compensate for small penises or so... but this is just ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:42 No.53457872
    I'd lick her rump.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:42 No.53457895
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    >>53454642
    >>53454825
    >>53456474
    Damn, could people post more variants of this?

    Anyone know who originally drew this?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:42 No.53457900
    >>53454642
    Alien who looks just like a human. lol sure pal.

    oh wait all of mass effect's friendly races minus the slow-talking reatrds are bipedal with four limbs, a mouth and two eyes. except for the four eyed guys, but they're small time. but on the whole, everyone's a human. even the fucking robots
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:42 No.53457918
    >>53457814
    >Is mad that his scrawny little arms don't get him any pussy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:44 No.53458006
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    This should be Tali.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:45 No.53458095
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    >>53457900

    It's a homage to Star Trek
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:45 No.53458103
    >>53454642
    so she does have hair
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:45 No.53458130
    >>53457918
    couple of my friends have worked their arms to that point. they're single.

    average to thin arms have served me and the people i hang out with better than spaghetti arms.

    but our experience may be an outlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:46 No.53458232
    >>53458095
    Fuck star trek.

    hurrr a dab of blue paint on his face makes him different from humans lol!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:47 No.53458293
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    >>53457814
    yes, bbodybuilding has turned into shit. They wan to look like monsters and they are not afraid to say it in public.
    Oldschool bodybuilding in the other hand was about perfection.
    The modern ones remind me of that batman guy, i forgot his name
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:47 No.53458311
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    >>53458232

    Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:48 No.53458363
    >>53458311
    I refuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:48 No.53458405
    >>53454642

    i wasn't a "tali is my waifu" kind of guy, but after seeing this pic, i might have to change my perspective.

    what a well drawn pic, very interesting, not what i imagined tali to be at all, this is much prettier
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:48 No.53458418
    >>53458293
    >black guy's abs wut
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:49 No.53458434
    >>53458293
    Bane? (Arkham Asylum gave me an education)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:50 No.53458501
    personally i like the mystery of not knowing what she looks like. it makes her a much more interesting character
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/23/10(Tue)14:51 No.53458614
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    >>53458434

    Bane
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:52 No.53458678
    >>53458614
    yes
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:54 No.53458850
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    At a point in time a man could be considered muscular when he didn't have veins that you could fit apples into.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:55 No.53458924
    >>53458293
    Bane?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:00 No.53459264
    Meh, I like the ME2 placeholder much better. I want quarians to resemble humans in some respects, but noticeably alien unlike the asari. Cuz a different skin colour an alien does not make.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:02 No.53459448
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    Here is really Tali, you assholes.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:04 No.53459556
    Enjoy fucking a snake, /v/
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:05 No.53459630
    I'd hit it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:06 No.53459741
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    >>53459630
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:08 No.53459855
    >>53459448

    >wearing make up and jewellery underneath a hermetically sealed environmental suit.

    Fucking retarded.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/23/10(Tue)15:09 No.53459933
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    >>53459556
    SNAKEFUCK SNAKEFUCK ITS AWWWRIIIIIGHT
    >> Canesfag !nsiRaCtiUU 03/23/10(Tue)15:10 No.53460066
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:16 No.53460574
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    >>53458311
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:17 No.53460610
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:19 No.53460837
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    >>53460574

    >mspaint lettering
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:22 No.53461010
    Too bad BioWare calls this concept art and it's not her "canon" look.

    Either way, doesn't bother me, I'm not a waifu faggot, and she got a motherfucking rocket to the face during the suicide mission.

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