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    • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.
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    31 KB Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:23 No.53426624  
    THIS IS WHAT I AM NOW EXPECTING
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:23 No.53426644
    >>53426624
    That's pretty cool bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426662
    To play another shitty Pokemen rehash ?!
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426670
    It won't be nearly as awesome as that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426678
    so now I can put my dick on top of a pokemon battle?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426688
    Come to think of it, using a stylus with 3D is going to be a little fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426689
    I am okay with this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426692
    That's not how 3D works
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:24 No.53426694
    >>53426624
    >wasting gapless screens on pokemon
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:25 No.53426715
    You won't get it OP. Every Pokemon game will be the same until that austic scumfag Tajiri dies.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:25 No.53426730
    >implying you'll ever actually see the pokemon battle realistically in a pokemon game
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:25 No.53426738
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    I AM EXPECTING HOLOGRAM PROJECTION ON THE SCREEN FOR ADDED DEPTH

    IS IT A GOOD IDEA OR NOT?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:25 No.53426767
    imagine OP's image with advance wars
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:27 No.53426825
    I hope they stick to 2D and use the 3D when the Pokemon use their attacks or something like that, the ugly 3D graphics in Gen IV were bad enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:27 No.53426837
    >You just remembered that generation 5 is meant to be out by the end of the year
    >You know realize it will be a laugh title for the 3DS

    URRRGGH, I WANT IT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:28 No.53426891
    >Have lazy eye
    >Can't see 3D

    :'(
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:28 No.53426908
    I WANT TO RETAIN MY FUCKING SPRITES, FUCK YOU 3D CUNTS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:28 No.53426910
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    >>53426767
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:28 No.53426914
    >>53426692
    With head-tracking you can be able to see them as if they were in a 3d room behind the screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:29 No.53426930
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    >>53426891
    I have two lazy eyes
    >> Adol Christin !o7IoaYt5UM 03/23/10(Tue)06:29 No.53426936
    >>53426767

    INFINITE BONERS

    ALSO FIRE EMBLEM
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:29 No.53426939
    >>53426837
    >You know realize it will be a laugh title for the 3DS
    >a laugh title

    >whatthefuckamireading.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:29 No.53426968
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    >>53426837
    >laugh title
    Gen 5 will be the funniest Pokemon game ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:29 No.53426970
    >>53426891
    TO THE CLASS ACTION MOBILE!
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:30 No.53426988
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    I'd like to see how games like this are done in 3D...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:30 No.53427000
    >OMG imagine a turn based rpg in 3d!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:30 No.53427006
    How have you faggots not seen the vids yet?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5QSclrIdlE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427030
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    Camera will track stylus' depth in relation to the screen, ie. interaction with 3D elements. Mark my words.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427032
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    Now, imagine playing Yu Gi Oh.....
    and FFT


    Hoo boooy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427039
    THE 3D EFFECT WILL BE GOING INTO THE SCREEN

    NOT OUT OF IT, HOLY FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427057
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    >>53426767
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427058
    >>53427006
    wow
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:31 No.53427073
    Once again, I find myself completely uncaring about Nintendo's newest innovation.

    That being said, the DS really came into its own after a while using the touchpad. Not that two screens does fuck all for it, and their constant rereleases of the hardware including shit it should've just had in the first place is still a slap in the face to the consumer base...

    Woo!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:32 No.53427104
    >pokemon

    HURRRRRRRRR POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:33 No.53427140
    Watch the footage before you make a fool of yourself.

    >>53427006
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    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
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    >>53427006
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:33 No.53427156
    >>53427039

    But what if it comes out of the screen anyways, and my Sableye will wave at me and I'll be oh so happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:34 No.53427165
    >>53427039
    Well that's gay
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:34 No.53427178
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    Put in some Megaman.... what, what's the difference?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:34 No.53427184
    >>53427006

    This shit does not work in a well lit room. Course, I suppose that's why it's a next-gen handheld, so they can fix the damn technology the DSi purports to have.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:34 No.53427200
    >>53427165
    Did you really think it would come out?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:35 No.53427221
    >>53427006

    Oh my god this is beautiful.
    >> Someone !1LTek3FWf. 03/23/10(Tue)06:35 No.53427239
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    >>53426988
    Or the OG Saga games for the DS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:36 No.53427276
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    That's the DSi, chump.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:36 No.53427277
    >>53427200
    No, but I would have been fucking stoked if it was holographic and actually coming out of the screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:36 No.53427281
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    what im hoping for
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:36 No.53427307
    >>53426624
    I wish. It'll only be basic 3d eye candy crap.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:37 No.53427315
    >>53426688
    no it isnt
    see
    >>53427098
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:37 No.53427344
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    THINK OF THE PUZZLE GAMES
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:37 No.53427360
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    >>53427239
    What are the OG Saga games?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:37 No.53427362
    >>53427281

    It looks like you're wanting to penetrate a gutted fish with your stylus while the top screen displays a vivid representation of a dog bone invading a concave surface.

    This intrigues me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:39 No.53427414
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    >my face when mandatory updates are placed on game carts and via wi-fi preventing piracy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:39 No.53427420
    Do you think they'll add backlit screens from the start or will I have to wait 3 years and 2 revisions of the console for a decent version?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:39 No.53427421
    >>53427362
    GOTY
    >> Someone !1LTek3FWf. 03/23/10(Tue)06:39 No.53427424
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    GET READY.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:39 No.53427433
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    There will be power issues. I'm sure of it.
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:40 No.53427493
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    >>53427344
    Fuck Yes! If the DS did anything right, it was puzzle games!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:40 No.53427501
    >>53426692
    why not?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:41 No.53427547
    >>53427493
    FUCK YES METEOS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:42 No.53427590
    >>53427433
    From what they're hinting at it seems it'll last longer than the PSP anyway LOL
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:42 No.53427598
    >>53426670
    This. People are getting WAAAY too fucking excited. The technology ain't there. Furthermore, the new Pokemon game has only been in dev a TINY amount of time. MUCH too tiny for the amount of work that would be needed for a gamecube graphics looking pokemon game and 3D graphics.

    I'm guessing this will be another gimmick like the touch screen on the DS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:42 No.53427605
    >>53427493
    >>53427547
    >>53427344
    Tetris 3D? FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:43 No.53427644
    >>53427598
    ever heard of pokemon stadium?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:43 No.53427659
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    ITT: Faggots don't know the difference between 3D visuals and holograms.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:44 No.53427687
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    >>53427424
    YES. PLEASE.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:44 No.53427693
    >>53427659
    >implying there is one
    >> Marina Liteyears 03/23/10(Tue)06:44 No.53427709
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    >>53427493
    Meteos is pretty much the only game I have for my DS. I know there are more good games, but I'm still not bored of Meteos.

    Also, just now saw the sticky. Should I have known about this 3D stuff before now?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:44 No.53427726
    >>53427693
    lolutrollme
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:44 No.53427732
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    I wouldn't mind a 3D version of this...
    >> Someone !1LTek3FWf. 03/23/10(Tue)06:45 No.53427753
    >>53427360
    Games with robots, action, and boobs.

    Endless fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:45 No.53427767
    >>53427693

    >implying the video in >>53427006 isn't 3D
    >implying it is also a hologram
    >> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 03/23/10(Tue)06:45 No.53427787
    People take shit out of context and then blame the company when it fails to deliver their retarded expectations.

    Yeah it will probably be another gimmick with about 75% shovelware but it's not like handheld gaming was really going anywhere technology-wise anyway. Few games utilise hardware advances for anything besides MOR GRAFIX anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:45 No.53427790
    >>53427659

    I really am trying to conceptualize what the system is actually going to do. Is it like that video of the DSi ware box thing?
    >> Someone !1LTek3FWf. 03/23/10(Tue)06:46 No.53427805
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    YOU FAGS WOULD LOVE THIS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:46 No.53427824
    >>53427644
    What about it? This isn't a fucking HOLOGRAM. This is not going to have touch screen, at least no on the bottom screen.

    Anyways, they have to FULLY animate something around 600 pokemon with the new gen included. I doubt this has more than 2 years in dev, that is NOT enough time for a full on pokemon RPG with gamecube level graphics.
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:46 No.53427828
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    >>53427709
    I love Meteos to death, but I just can't play it anymore. For about a years time it was the only game I had on my DS. I'm burnt out on it like you wouldn't believe.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:46 No.53427839
    >>53427790
    see:
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:46 No.53427844
    >>53427767
    its a hologram but not stereoscopic
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:47 No.53427848
    >>53427767
    We have seen it which is why some are disappointed. It's not even the 3d we have at cinemas. This is simple head tracking where you're given a depth of field such as that seen in the video.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:47 No.53427867
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    Imagine an Ace Attorney game with this tech.

    You can now walk... in 3D!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:47 No.53427871
    Developers of this game better be working on a 3DS version right now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZzWVkJ5fZk
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:47 No.53427912
    >>53427839

    That is for something for the DSi......that isn't what the NEW system is going to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:47 No.53427916
    >>53427844
    >implying depths of field is a hologram
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:48 No.53427950
    >>53427848
    and its not the 3ds in fact it has nothing to do with it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:48 No.53427953
    >>53427912
    >he thinks it's going to be different
    laughingelfgirl.bmp
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:49 No.53428003
    >>53427787
    Exactly. Gamers are fucking idiots. I will lol wholeheartedly when all the QQing is going on after E3. This isn't going to be anywhere near what most people are hyping it up to be ALREADY.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:49 No.53428042
    >>53427953

    No, I'm saying we don't even KNOW what the thing is going to do exactly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:50 No.53428088
    >>53427805
    Oh fuck I didn't even realize how awesome Railshooters will be on it. Starfox 3DS will be amazing.
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:50 No.53428090
    >>53427871
    Oh man, that game looks fucking awesome. It's like Pipe Dream on crack.
    >> Marina Liteyears 03/23/10(Tue)06:51 No.53428113
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    >>53427828
    How many games do you have now? Mind giving me a quick run through of your collection?
    >> Delicious Flat Level !9Y.AGAi22w 03/23/10(Tue)06:51 No.53428138
    >>53428088
    >Starfox 3DS will be amazing.
    Only if it's a remake of Starfox 64 and not like that Command shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:51 No.53428147
    >>53427916

    hologram:the image changes as the position and orientation of the viewing system changes in exactly the same way as if the object were still present

    stereoscopy:presenting a slightly different image to each eye

    >Avatar: hologram [ ] stereoscopy [x]

    >dat youtube dsi video : hologram [x] stereoscopy [ ]

    >nintendo 3ds(hopefully): hologram [x] stereoscopy [x]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:52 No.53428169
    ds sux
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:52 No.53428197
    >>53427871
    That video about video games doing nothing but instill violent behavior got me thinking. To puzzle games actually boost our analytical prowess or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:52 No.53428202
    >>53428147
    How would it stereoscope without glasses?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428217
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    >>53427006
    THATS HEAD TRACKING

    NOT 3D
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428223
    Holy shit I need to load up before this comes out. Hopefully someone makes something like Rez or Katamari for it. It'd be heaven.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428227
    >>53428042
    I'll tell you one thing, It's not going to be anywhere near what people are saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428247
    >>53428202
    >>53428202
    lrn2autostereoscopy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428255
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    >>53428202

    SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:53 No.53428266
    >>53428217
    I'm 99% sure that's what the 3DS will be.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:54 No.53428277
    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE FUTURE!
    I CAN FEEL IT.
    I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD OR 50 WHEN MORE THINGS ARE 3D.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:54 No.53428291
    >>53428266
    Yeah, it'll be some shitty DSiWare title because Nintendo is so dumb to release shit for a previous system then announce a new one.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:55 No.53428305
    >>53428202
    The same way those stereoscopic images of Miranda's ass somebody posted works.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:55 No.53428323
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    >>53428255
    SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:55 No.53428330
    >>53428305
    Being cross eyed 24/7? Yeah no thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:55 No.53428337
    >>53428202
    Basically it would have two layered LCDs that only allow one eye to see its respective screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:56 No.53428347
    >>53428305
    So everytime we want to play a game with have to fuck up our eyes? I really doubt they'd use that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:56 No.53428358
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    >>53428305
    dat ass?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:56 No.53428363
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    >>53427156
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:56 No.53428386
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    http://www.3d-forums.com/autostereoscopic-displays-t1.html

    derp!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:57 No.53428431
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    and THIS is what you'll get

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