its not mw2

Vanille's sweet ass. And that cute loli Serah

It's not Halo 3.

The battle system is fun because it's like Persona 3.

The game sucks balls.

>>53422856

Fang.

The graphics.

Any proof of falsehood only proves your an asspained Xbro.

its not Borderlandssszs

Sazh was an entertaining character.

It's a pity he teams up with the most annoying character ever made for half the game.

>>53422899
Intriguing. Tell me more.

Sasch is a very likeable chracter.

>>53422856
You have something to discuss about on the Internet.

>>53422997
It's not anything like Persona 3.

The only way it is similar is because you cannot control your team mates. You just give them 'tactics' AKA paradigms.

The loss of control is one of the main reasons people hate P3 so I don't see why you'd suddenly enjoy it here.

>Oh look another FF13 hate thread

>>53422997
That's all I got. The only thing I really dislike is having to achieve stagger to do some serious damage which makes bosses quite easy to survive as a result.

It's fun.

I enjoy playing the game.

>>53423071

You could only very loosely call Paradigms "tactics".

They should have just remade FFXII with the characters, plot, and environment/settings from FXIII. Keep the gambit system, the nonlinearity, the customization, all that shit.

Would have been so much better.

I like the ss fanart

>>53423071

so... tales of fantasy XIII?

>>53423071
Because it's a fast paced version of Persona 3, 5 moves per character and the AI makes better decisions.

>Analysis
>Weaknesses
>Stagger is similar to knockdown
>MC dies = Game over
>AI controls party
>Paradigm shifts are Persona shifts

It's ALOT like Persona 3.

1. Mash button for Auto-Battle on Boss Battles
2. Walk away to do something productive
3. Come back. Watch cutscenes.
4. Rinse, repeat.

And there you have Final Fantasy 13.
A waste of a perfectly good CG Movie only to be ruined by turning it into a game.

OP is either a troll or a very young kid with no taste in entertainment. Move along folks.

>>53422856
The Characters. You can make good hentai based on them. :P

>>53423269
Wait till you get to chapter 11. Prepare to get fucked in the ass.

>>53423271
He's a sad kid, why not cheer him up a little bit?

>>53423330
By the clusterfuck cinematic at the beginning?

Game developers want to make as much profit as possible. That's why this game is more about eye candy than actual gameplay. Don't believe eye candy sells? Wake up.

>>53423426
chapter twelve

>>53423330

I beat the entire game on Auto-Battle.
Your argument is invalid.

>>53423330

how many chapters does it have?

>>53423071
>>53423094
I'm not Op but I'm still interested. I plan on buying 13 anyway when it's price drops a bit. Thanks for the info.

OP sucks dick

Lesbians

>>53423269
You must still be on chapter 2 if you can do that.

It has trophies/achievements for those who collect them.

>worst. game. ever.

>>53423462
with paradigm shift , thats not just auto-battle

>>53423466

13

>>53422997
It's like Persona 3 because you WILL get gameovers due to retarded teammates that decide to not heal you when you turn them into a medic, because in FF13 it's just like Persona where if your MC dies, you lose.

Unlike Persona however there is the pussy ass retry option which puts you right back at the boss.

>>53423462

Read

>>53423513

>>53423466
17. Once you get to Gran Pulse, Eden and Orphan's Cradle the mobs get far more difficult.

The mobs at the end of Orphan's cradle are tougher than the final boss.

>>53423529
Wouldn't that be URBZ - Sins in the City?

If you think that's the worst game ever OP, then you're either a troll or just a spoiled little cunt.

0/10

>>53423558
Persona has a pussyass retry option too, it's called LOAD THE FUCKING GAME.

>>53423582

i'll be getting this game soon if so

>>53423558
>you WILL get gameovers due to retarded teammates that decide to not heal you when you turn them into a medic

You must be playing the Xbox 360 version. My Medics are working fine.

>>53423622
>I'm a faggoty final faggotry fan who faps to this bullshit

sadly Op
i cant disagree with you

however not the worst game ever
its still better then ff8

i mean they fairly equal in crapness
only two final fantasies, that for first 3hours of the game, i was nearly falling asleep the whole time, oh and ff12

the battle style is good, but i miss the old style
i also miss random battle encounters, hate that all these wankers got it removed by complaining non-stop

really guys, if you dont like random battle encounters, dont play final fantasy, its just wrong to take it away..

>>53423025
>>53422995
Sazh was a terrible character.
the only good characters in the game were the females, making it sorta opposite to every other rpg in existence


note. i dont count ffx-2 as part of the series

>>53423622
OP's first game outside of Call of Duty

>>53423558
I don't have that problem because I use doctor's code and 'help' the medic heal everyone.

Why don't more people do this?

Also loving how there's a lot of DURRHURR NEXT CUTSCENE BS being thrown around here when half of you faggots were glorifying Heavy Rain, a game that is NOTHING but a fucking movie with "video game" slapped on it, and saying its "gameplay" was actually invigorating.

>>53423792
>Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>53422856
worst game ever? Ha! you must not played many other games

>>53423740
>the battle style is good, but i miss the old style

Can you imagine if you did that today? No one would play the game at all.

>>53423729
>hurr durr amurrika fps games are all I play fuck yeah football

>>53423740
>sadly Op
>i cant disagree with you

>however not the worst game ever

You just disagreed with his, dumbass.

FF13 becomes enjoyable after chapter 3 starts.

Before that, you're just watching FF13 for 3 hours. You don't have access to the game yet.

>>53423792

i was expecting to buy an RPG with FF13

that wasn't one

>>53423861
>watashi wa weeaboo desu who praryu onry jay are pee jeez

>>53423848
There are zillions of games worse than FFXIII.

>>53423935
actually its pretty fucking clear you play multiple roles

theres even stats and strategy halfway through the game

So..is it a good looking game? Is it actually fun? I really dont' know much about it except the love/hate arguments that get spread all over /v/ and my tolerance for annoying characters is decent.

>>53424026
>theres even stats and strategy halfway through the game

Yes but this isn't the only thing that makes an RPG

>play multiple roles

not sure what you mean by this


In the end it was just more an action game for me

>>53424143
Go for it

it is a bad game? or a good game that shouldn't be called final fantasy?

>>53424143
Save your money.
Watch an LP on Youtube.
Why?
It's a fucking movie.

>>53424154
>Yes but this isn't the only thing that makes an RPG
AHA I fucking knew someone would say this.

All of the games coming out at the moment are causing people to think about what a genre MUST CONTAIN for a game to work.

>>53424286
>ff13 youtube channel: 30510 videos

yeah, you do that

>>53424279
It's not a bad game but I'm going to be honest with you, and I'm sure many people would probably agree with this:

If it didn't have the name "Final Fantasy" in the title NO ONE would really give a flying fuck about it.

>>53424201
I'm sure I will, I like my RPGs a little action-y anyway.

>>53424459
>Implying Final Fantasy was ever good

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>>53424459
It wouldnt have been made the way it was if it wasn't a 'next-gen final fantasy', so your point is moot. MOOT

>>53424425
I'm watching a complete LP on Youtube right now, you dipshit.
It's about 100 videos long, each being 10 minutes.

>>53424641
>watching 1000 minutes of youtube video
>instead of buying a game finishing it and selling it the next week

that sounds fucking terrible

According to Wikipedia (not going to Gamasutra fuckhead site) these are the typical characteristics of a Roleplaying Game.

Story and setting
Exploration and quests
Items and inventory
Character actions and abilities
Experience and levels
Combat
Interface and graphics

>>53424459

well... they know how to sell their merchandise right?

Anyone who thinks this or pracitcally any other Final Fantasy game is good is a shallow whore for the system. You, and I mean YOU, are pandering to a pop culture franchise with nothing but eye candy and flashy characters with no real personality or depth. In fact, Final Fantasy games are the most generic cliche'd hunk of shit ever produced in a franchise. There is nothing good in it, and everything remotely interesting has been done better and more interestingly by someone else. Honestly, how can you even consider anything about Final Fantasy X, X-2, Advent Children, Crisis Core, XIII, or any of this new shit being jerked out of Square as anything above complete garbage?

>>53423207
true

>>53422856

It breaks PS3s, pretty bad too from the sounds of it.

>>53424717
I skip the battle sequences and watch the cut scenes.
So, cut off about 500 minutes.

>>53424734
tl;dr

Stop being a fag and let people enjoy things

>>53424717

it's good to have a good couch to play the vidya

>>53424851

also minibar

>>53422856

I enjoyed it. Therefore, I think it's good.

Prove me wrong

>>53424734

I don't use this enough.

Also, I'm sorry Gran Pulse raped you.

>>53424890
It's good, but probably not the best game you have ever played.

Therefore it sucks, QED.

>>53424932

i can enjoy more than one game

>>53422856
Soundtrack. Characters have personalities this time. It's a vast improvement over 12.

Sage for troll thread.

>>53425006
that sounds pretty unlikely there

next you'll be claiming you like more than one genre as well

>Freezing and disc read issues have begun surfacing. After initially experiencing the aforementioned in-game "freezing" the game will be rendered unplayable from any save file or even starting a new game. Reports have documented this issue is also potentially damaging video game consoles causing a number of different disc read problems. These vary from only Blu-ray discs to all disc technologies becoming unplayable. This freezing issue appears to be affecting PS3 models as Xbox 360 models are appearing to be unaffected. Although it is a serious issue, it is not widespread currently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_fantasy_xiii
With 10 references.

Least you don't have to roll your fat ass off the couch to change discs MIRITE?

>>53425061

but... i do

>>53425035
>Soundtrack.
Yeah, add in random piano melodies and call them a masterpiece. Sure. Battle Theme is the only decent piece of shit on there.

>Characters have personalities this time.
Lightning: Cloud on his period.
Snow: Retarded surfer dood
Savh: Typical nigger
Hope: Whiny emo fuck who decides he wants to grow balls
Vanielle: Mary-Sue
Fang: Typical dominatrix

>It's a vast improvement over 12.
Graphic wise and that's about it.

>>53425367

JUST READ THAT IN HER VOICE.

>>53425250
>Hope: Whiny emo fuck who decides he wants to grow balls

Don't want to say that Hope wasn't annoying. He was. But you don't know what emo means. Hope wasn't overreacting.

>>53425467
>But you don't know what emo means
>I'm emo so don't make fun of Hope. QQ

>>53425250
say what you will about snow, but punches robots in the face and rides a motorcycle made out of bitches

If you took all the cutscenes and battles out, it would be a 10 minute dash from one end of a corridor to another. That's not a game!

The game is very similar to FFX, and FFX was awesome.

>This thread

grow up

>>53425564
Say hello to Squeenix's Fanboy Service.

>>53425250
>Fang
>typical dominatrix

Did you play the game?

OP, what are you talking about?
It's an awesome game.

>>53425689
U MAD?

>>53425250

>Fang: Amazonian sex queen

Fix'd

faggots

>>53425121
>SEE? THE THREE DISCS ARE WORTH IT NOW

Either way, that only happens with one game. The 360 can red ring anytime.

>>53423722
hey, the xbox 360 version's medics work great, too.

>>53424842

>stop being right and let people enjoy their baby games

>>53424734

I agree, Final Fantasy fucking plays itself practically. Seriously you think this shit is hard? Play fucking the Saga series alone... ALONE.

You wanna know why I know FF faggots are faggots? Because Final Fantasy has a very high amount of stragety guides sold and looked up. And I beat Final Fantasy 4-9, WHEN I WAS FREAKING 11 (3 and 5 at 15 though).

Anybody who thinks Final Fantasy is deep needs to be slapped in the face with a real game.

>>53427019
i'm listening

give me a real game

>>53428904

A StreetFighter

>>53427019
I'm also curious to see what kind of "real games" this high-and-mighty anon mentions.

>>53422856

It appears to be bad to you so you miss out on a great game. I feel glad knowing you have shit taste and won't have fun playing it =D.

>>53428904

Life.

>>53430958
this