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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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    512 KB OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)21:37 No.53388584  
    Trainers of /v/, let's save ourselves the trouble of creating a "FARFETCH'D NEEDS AN EVOLUTION" everyday. Let's perfect this chart, and then we can just post this instead of arguing about it forever.

    Also, before you start implying or bashing my placement of certain pokemon, know that the current chart only consists of one person's opinions. I want it to express everyone's. So I WANT you to tell me if I'm wrong. Give me suggestions! Who goes where? Does Raticate deserve an evolution? (The answers is no.) If you think someone needs to be in a different category, say so, and explain why.

    The current placement is based mostly on stats and tourneyfaggotry. I'll be honest, I don't have much experience using most of these pokemon, so the bottom of the chart is mostly bullshit.

    ANYWAY! LETS DO THIS! Tell me how to fix this chart.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:42 No.53389147
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    Oh look another pokemon thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:46 No.53389582
    Why does Electrode need an evolution?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:48 No.53389775
    Pokemon needs a lot of balancing in general. Too many Pokemon suffer from poor moveset choices, poor base stats, or a combination of both.

    What's even more frustrating are Pokemon who are physical centered that only learn special moves and vice versa.
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)21:49 No.53389839
    >>53389582

    I always grouped Magnemite and Voltorb together. It doesn't seem right that Magneton evolves, but Electrode doesn't.

    Also I saw a bitchin picture of an Electrode evolution, so I was INSPIRED.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:49 No.53389877
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    >>53389582
    because he's ballin

    lame pun intended
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)21:54 No.53390443
    I've seen a lot of suggestions for a Kingler evolution. I'd rather just see Crabhammer's accuracy bumped to 100.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:57 No.53390757
    Xatu and Kingler in but it wouldn't hurt tier.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:58 No.53390891
    Pincer needs an evolution cooler than itself, which is nearly impossible with modern Pokemon designs and Pincer being the coolest motherfucker ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:00 No.53391070
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    MOTHERFUCKING GALACTIX UP IN THIS BITCH
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:00 No.53391096
    >>53390757

    Xatu's an interesting choice.

    Why Kingler though. I'm a big fan of Kingler, I like the way he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:01 No.53391145
    Too much tourneyfaggotry on that list.

    I just want 100-200 totally brand new Pokemon. Fix stats/moves whatever, but no new evolutions or babies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:02 No.53391310
    >>53391096
    I don't really care for evolutions.
    just a stat revamp mainly for Xatu.
    I really don't know why I said Kingler either to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:03 No.53391357
    >Seadra gets an evolution
    >OH GOD YES YES YES
    >has the exact same stats, and a slightly better movepool

    what the fuck. kingdra needs better SA or Attack, what the fuck man.
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:04 No.53391536
    >>53391145

    If it wasn't for the tourney faggotry, there wouldn't be a list at all. As it stands some pokemon are vastly superior to other pokemon, so here we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:05 No.53391610
    >>53391357
    Fuck you, Kingdra is broken. Dragon/ water is ridiculous typing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:06 No.53391629
    >>53391357
    His typing is phenomenal, and he doesn't need speed because he has swift swim.

    He might seem somewhat mediocre on the surface, but he's one of the last pokemon that needs an buff.
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:07 No.53391744
    >>53391357

    I have been torn to pieces by Kingdra's before. Raindance + Lifeorb + Outrage. Ugh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:07 No.53391772
    Pokemon is an MMO with patches every 4 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:07 No.53391776
    I'd love to see every bug type get a stat revamp. It makes no fucking sense that beedrill only has 80 base attack stats. LOOK AT ITS FUCKING ARMS! WHY CAN'T HIS ATTACK STAT BE HIGHER? Oh, and give him something better than swarm, like poison heal or technician.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:08 No.53391873
    >>53388584
    Parasect NEEDS evo. as does male combee.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:09 No.53391965
    >>53391873
    and electrode.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:10 No.53392010
    >>53391776
    He's too frail to make use of poison heal, but technician could make him beastly.

    Like you said, though, he really needs improved speed and attack, which he will sadly probably never get.
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:10 No.53392024
    >>53391776

    Exactly. Give him his shitty defenses, but pump up that base attack.

    OR

    Unique abilities. Beedrill has an ability that makes pin-missle do 50 damage per hit or something.

    Maybe that's broken. Maybe it could be improved. But it'd make people consider him. OR SOMETHING.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:10 No.53392033
    >Marowak in "needs slight nerfing"
    >He's firmly in NU

    I say switch his place with Shuckle. Marowak could really use some better stats, and I think Shuckle is pretty good as is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:11 No.53392118
    What would Electrode evolve too?
    It needs to go with the Voltorb = Pissed off/Negative and Electrode = Happy/Positive thing they got going.
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:11 No.53392156
    >>53391873

    The problem with male combee is that we already have a bee pokemon =/
    >> Ninetales !nPlot1yXKg 03/22/10(Mon)22:11 No.53392167
    Nothing at the top will ever evolve. If anything they'll just get babby forms.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:11 No.53392183
    >>53392024
    Technician can do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:12 No.53392207
    >>53392118
    nuetral?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:12 No.53392248
    Lapras needs more everything.

    I love Lapras.

    Also, buff Octillery.

    DONT GIVE HIM AN EVO HIS MODEL IS FUCKING PERFECT JUST MAKE HIM VIABLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:13 No.53392331
    >>53392248
    Give Octillery more original moves to go with his weaponry naming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:13 No.53392347
    >>53392156
    a large honeycomb?
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:14 No.53392367
    >>53392033

    Moved Marowak to the needs a buff pile.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:14 No.53392380
    >>53391776
    Twineedle, the only move that can poison a steel type. Now imagine that powered up with STAB and technician. I want beedrill to be the very best.
    >> Ninetales !nPlot1yXKg 03/22/10(Mon)22:14 No.53392432
    >>53392248
    Water/steel turret with huge att/sp att, solid defenses but shit speed. Abilities are either sniper or a new ability that raises def, sp def and accuracy when it switches in, but prevents it from switching or being forced out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:15 No.53392487
    Relicanth is on there twice.

    Also, a bunch of the pokemon in the "need nerfing" category don't belong. Guys like breeloom, marrowack, Ludicolo, Donphan, Swellow, dugtrio, and even Milotic are exactly the right power level, just barely being able to compete in OU.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:16 No.53392556
    >>53392248
    Octilerry is a fucking beast with either trick room support or baton passed speed.

    Seriously, his move pool is FANTASTIC, he can learn a shitload of good moves, including water spout, as of hg/ss.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:17 No.53392705
    >>53391776
    Bug is a pretty powerful type. Didn't used to be, but ever since heracross and Scizor getting bullet punch, bug types have been almost necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:18 No.53392784
    I think Krickitune needs a new ability and higher defences, I love that thing. Also, they should at least give Granbull a priority move.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.53392914
    >>53392705
    You just named the only two bugs that can actually be used in standard play. You know why else bugs can't be used in standard play? STEALTH ROCK
    >> OriginalPosterDoNotSteal 03/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.53392920
    >>53392487
    >>53392487

    Removed the 2nd Relcanth

    Also, the title of that bottom section is "Mostly fine." That's where the people who can hold their own go. I only said SOME of those guys could MAYBE use a nerf.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:23 No.53393201
    what's wrong with slowking?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:23 No.53393224
    I'm mostly ok with.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:23 No.53393265
    >>53393201

    He's a special tank that's weak to alot of special moves.
    >> Ninetales !nPlot1yXKg 03/22/10(Mon)22:25 No.53393404
    >>53393265
    High sp def+calm mind=thunderbolt won't do shit
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:26 No.53393498
    A non-uber pokemon with Drought would would help Tangrowth, Exeggcutor, Victreebel and grass/fire in general
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:29 No.53393879
    >>53393498

    One with drizzle wouldn't be too bad either if Kingdra wasn't suck a cocksucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:37 No.53394582
    >>53393879

    Drizzle/Sunny day non ubers would be beastly
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:37 No.53394606
    Farfetch'd and Mawhile need them, everything else on that list is shit. Another Pikachu clone? Fuck that. Pokemon that were made specifically for double battles? Fuck that.

    If anything though, Steel types need to be better, give them some more moved.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:42 No.53394968
    POISON NEEDS TO BE SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST WATER OR JUST SOMETHING TO MAKE IT NOT SUCK SO MUCH
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:42 No.53395031
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    Honestly I think Weezing needs some type of boost. Its a Pokemon with HIGH ATTACK POWER but it has no attacking moves other than Double Hit and very few other shitty moves.

    It doesn't make sense.

    It like making Hypno not have the move Dream Eater.

    actually that is the case. Hypno does not learn Dream Eater despite every pokedex info explaining how he eats dreams
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:43 No.53395124
    >>53395031

    I use Weezing regularly. I know he rocks.



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