you're mother

you're mother

yes.

She's into TF2 yaoi.

>>53378529

I am a girl

inb4 LOL ATTENTION WHORE GUUUUUURLL GAYMER OLOLOL DERP

i know heaps
most asian girls nowadays are girl gamers
they all hot as hell too.

Yep. We compose video game music together.

>>53378549
>>53378634

You are mother? Waaaaaaah

>>53378747

wow your dumb

My sister. I walked in on her using the trance vibrator in Rez for non Rez purposes.

Yeah bro, I date one.

>>53378807

You're a troll, I can just smell it on you.

Yes, and they're all extremely ugly

My wife plays World of Warcraft. ... so no.

>Girl Gamer
>Using a laptop

My girl is a gamer. not as hardcore as me, but she plays CoD, Pokemon, Ico/Shadow of the Coll/Last Guardian, and FF. soo.. yeah.

>>53378908

ahhh the sweet smell of failure and penis envy

girlfriend.

yes. most of them are lesbians

one time this girl in my math class lent me her psp, i see she was playing final fantasy tactics war of the lions

and she's pretty cute too.

>>53378887
Well...did she come or what?

One girl I knew tried to get into StreetFighter4.

She sucked

my gf plays CSS

i play BC2

i eat spaghetti and living the high life

Yes.
she's very cute and intelligent too... oh god i miss her ;__;

>>53379005
>Ico/SotC

Holy balls. Where did you meet this mystical creature?

>>53379061
Christ man, there are just some things you don't talk about in public.

three of my previous girlfriends and current.

Can't be with someone who doesn't share at least some of my interests. Otherwise you wind up on that Tyra Banks show getting told by Morgan Webb you're a scrub.

That's what happens when you put pussy before vidya, you fucking Elly Tran faggots

>>53378887
did she beat the 5th level

>>53379142
You or Street Fighter?

>>53379210

>>53379234
Yeah, she beat it several times. I never played it until the HD remake.

i know him. magikarp. Splash!!!!

>>53379210
They're not that rare bro, not OP of your comment but my girlfriend plays Metroid, Zelda, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, SoTC, RE etc etc. Not too much hardcore shit either, but I'd rather trade off neckbeard hardcore for a nice fuckhole bro.

i knew a girl who played gaes, but she wasnt a grrl gamur.
she liked gears of war and had all the acheivements on hitman blood money.
she never even mentioned games until the second time i saw her, the first time we were in a bar getting CRUNK

i'm one, but i haven't had a life in 5 years so gogo social leper/all negative connotations that go with it

>>53379258
Both

yep, I know a girl gamer IRL who's favorite games are Odin Sphere and Dragon Quest (I forget which number, the one when the princess is a horse).

she's a fucking MODEL, I shat brix

I'm friends with this girl at my work who said she was excited that she got a PS3 for Christmas, but she never joins in on video game conversations my other friends at work and I have, so I don't know if she's a gamer.

Other then that no, although my cousin is pretty damn good at wii bowling...

>>53379210
met her in HS bro. Been together for close to 3 years. we Both work at gamestop.

>>53379367
I wouldn't care if she considered Wii Fit a game, but I don't know any that have a passing interest in games.

I did meet someone last year though who loved playing Worms and is learning the Final Fantasy X soundtrack on piano though.

>>53379005
She plays a game that isn't even out yet. Why are you even here?

my gf plays tf2. She's actually pretty good.

I know like 50 of them.

The majority of my friends are gamers, and a fair amount of them are girls. So yeah, I do.

They're all super cool. =3

My sister used to play N64 Goldeneye with my sibblings and me.

Sorta, but she's UBER CASUAL

She only plays Mario Karts and some mystery game about a wolf and Nancy Drew or some shit.

Yeh i was at DQ today and some chick was talking about red skittles in her face so I shouted "The red spy is in the base" and she gave me a high five.

>>53379570
This her?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjVV843nFw

>>53379367
yeah she plays Mass Effect, Mass effect 2 and is a big Batman fan

TF2, the WoW of FPS games. No offense bros.
>>53379570

>>53378529
I'm more interested in pictures of this chicks feet

>>53379569
lol, by last guardian being Included, I mean she's a big fan of that franchise/genre

im having sex with one.

Yup, but she only plays Ace Attorney(cause I told her about it) and Harvest Moon.

>>53378529
I know one.

I know one that claims to be a hardcore gamer but she only plays whatever the most popular FPS is at the time. She has a 360 and only 5 games. She's such a joke

One of my many gamer-girl friends just bought a PS3 just so she could play God of War 3.

We then discussed it this morning. Though she still isn't finished with it.

Good times.

I'm one, have a few internet friends who are. They do a lot of PC gaeman while I've been catching up with some of the old SNES and PSX games I missed during my childhood due to Sega-centric household.

I know one

I know one or two. I suspect there are more I'm unaware of.

>>53380224

>>53379788

No, she doesn't talk on voice chat that often.

And

>>53379860

True, but better than farmville and shit that the other girls I know play.

My girlfriend used to be really into ShMUps. She has a copy of Radiant Silvergun that she loves as well as Geppy-X.

She also used to play TFC religiously and doesn't like TF2.

>>53379988
>having sex
>posting on /v/

>>53380425
Maybe he has a laptop resting on her back while he does her from behind...

My sister. Introduced me to Mother 3, in fact.

I suspect she might lurk /v/, actually.

Yup I do, she and I play WoW together fun times.

>>53380749
Nathan you pathetic fag. I only showed you that game so you would leave me the fuck alone.

My sister loves STALKER, left 4 dead and CS. We grew up playing DOS games and Sega Genesis and she's a pretty impressive game chick because of it.

>>53380902

Nice try, impostor, but I am not Nathan

Haven't met any girls that play games other Farmville or the Sims

[spoilers]feels bad man.[/spoiler]

My sister is a kissless virgin who has never had a boyfriend due to crippling shyness. All she does is play the vidya.

It's a shame, she's really cute and very sweet, she's just a total recluse at heart.

On the plus side, she's always available to play games with.

I know a number of girl gamers.

One is into suspension, cutting and blood play, also likely to do anything you ask when drunk. Particularly if her boyfriend eggs her on.

Two is a phone sex operator/soccer mom who likes flirting with really, really young guys on vent. Cougar/Pedophile fuck yeah.

Three is a deeply religious christian gal from hickville you ess of aye. We suspect she is part of a cult.

Four is a nice lady who rides horses and is not in any way a sexual, religious or political deviant at all.

Five is a cook/massage therapist who's into cosplay, anime, and has a steady girlfriend. She also likes her boys uncut and has a thing for threesomes.

Six is completely batshit insane and she regularly crushes he boyfriend's soul on vent and causes everyone to send him sympathy tells.

Why do I know these people.

>>53379536
protip: always rename files you download from facebook,

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1556610159

link related, its your "gf"

>>53378529

I have the biggest urge to lick her feet right now. Fuck me, they look so soft.

>>53381364
Hook her up with me please.

only who play casualy

Two.

The first is a friend of mine. She has a PS3, played Crisis Core before FFVII, never played a FF game in her life but likes KH, and has only really played a handful of games. Kinda eh.


Then there's my sister. She got a PS3 for her 22nd birthday as the first console she's ever truly owned. She had my old PS2, but barely used it.

Anyway, she gets this PS3 and the first game she gets for it is Fallout 3. I figure she'd hate it and get bored with it, but lo and behold she falls in love with it. So I let her have my copy of PS3 Oblivion from before my PC was good enough, and she literally becomes addicted to it. She's on her 2nd play through now.
Since then, she's expanded into a shitload of other games, from Saints Row 2 to Civ4.

I have never been so proud of her. Hell, when she told me she was playing Civ4 I damn near cried.

>>53381364

Your sister probably posts on /v/

One of my lab partners, who openly admits she only plays games because the guys she hangs around with do.

I want to strangle her.

>>53381364
ITT: you're her.

several.

all of them are ugly except for one, who would be kinda hot if she werent so...crazy.

>>53381419
All we really want to know is what games they play, man.

>>53381586

freak

>>53381419

Just be happy you know people

Two. One is chubby but pretty cute, smart, absolutely HYSTERICAL and is an idort. She plays pretty much everything. The second is her extremely hot friend, also funny, not as smart though. Has a 360 and is a big COD and FF fan.

>>53381364
sounds like me.
;_;
steam account plox?

a butch lesbian
a gurl gamar who only plays mariokart
thats about it

I know quite a few, but they're not really special. None of them go out of their way to flaunt their gender for attention or freebies (if they even mention their genders at all, as some prefer not to say it unless asked), and they mostly play for fun and don't get into competitive things. Some of them noticeably lean towards RPGs, although I don't think any prefer sim-types and they all still go on to play platformers and action-adventures and such. I'd say it's about even between them and the guys.

One of those girls is me. I accept the issues with saying I otherwise don't mention my gender, and the fact that I probably should branch out and play competitively. Or at least try a shooter for longer than five minutes.

Yes, but none of them are any good.

>>53379926
Brofist

I've known quite a few. Most of them got into games because their brother played games, or they hung out with me and my bros when we played games on nights/weekends when nothing good was in the theaters and there was nothing else to do.

They've all been relatively unremarkable, maybe some quirks here and there, but just...girls. Who play games. Eh.

Heres a typical gurl gamerrrr... Plays nothing but left4dead and poses for profile pictures with some real killer dudes.

I'm one, but none of my friends play the vidya outside of various Wii games like Mario Kart. They all tease me relentlessly about it, too.

Yep. She was a freak in bed. Ironically enough, she left me because I played video games too much.

I have more friends that are girls and are into games than guys.

yes it's awkward. no, i'm not gay. no, none of them like me/

Only two, and they're neither the "GURL GAMER" or the "Girl Gamer" described on the "types who visit /v/" chart.

>>53382258
as a fellow /v/agina, i'm curious about this whole gender secrecy thing. i know we get treated differently because of our sex, but is purposely hiding it just allowing the problem to spread or what?

i admit it since i use voice chat a lot in games, but i used to hide it. kind of think maybe the gamer population isn't going to acclimatise to us unless we're actually present and not hiding our identities.

tl;dr i am a faggot

.

Yep, my girlfriend. :3

I know of a few I went to highschool with, only one of them was actually hot but she played shitty FPSes like Halo all the time

yep and all 3 are fat horrible people

Yes, but unfortunatly she doesn't even know how to EV train her pokemon. It is very disapointing, but still amazed she knows how to play video games at all.

My little sister is a huge Fire Emblem fan.

Total lesbian, but still counts.

Yes

Yes, she plays Mass Effect and Bad Company 2.

I know a few, including one whose favorite game is Sengoku Rance.

I know one who's a goddess at Megaman.

Yes I do OP and I have to admit they are all a bunch of loose sluts. I've fucked every one of them (it wasn't very hard) they're the type that uses video games for attention and the whole "geek is chice" or whatever the fucking saying is.

yes

my girlfriend

>>53383204
0/10, try harder

>>53378529
>implying anyone on /v/ has friends

>>53383133
There are women that play eroge?

Yup. /v/ may not agree with all her tastes but at heart she knows her vidya. Loves BC2, Bioshock 1/2, Dragon Age, Megaman, Borderlands, some obscure mmorpg I've never heard of it and obscure nes games and many more but I don't really know every game she likes. Also besides the NES she's strictly master race she does not like consoles. She's not bad looking either, pretty thin despite living on junk food.

Yup. DDR fanatic and Zelda obsessed.

>>53378529
what's it matter

i do, but i wouldn't classify her as /v/'s definition of a gamer girl. she doesn't tell anyone that she is a girl and has never even mentioned anything about her sex whenever talking about games, but then again she plays games for fun, not to show off her vag

>>53383367
You know, it's not like women don't have sex drives.

>>53383379

She's fat. Also, my girlfriend plays games so allllllllriiiiiiiiiight.

>>53383367
i'm downloadan artificial girl 3? been looking for some suggestions on eroge actually.

>>53383862
>>53383862
3D hentai games kind of suck imo, but that aside:

Are you more interested in story/characters or h-scenes?

>>53383536
admitting you're a girl = showing off your vag? wut

>>53383964
This is the same site where not being a virgin means being a slut, don't forget.

>>53383947
story/characters, h-scenes would just be a bonus.

>>53381364
can i bang your sister.

>>53384077
enjoy your STD/aids if you have sex outside relationships

I tried to date one once. First date consisted of her under furnished apartment, dominos pizza, and dark crystal collectors dvd. She was fat and disgusted me so I skipped out early.

>>53384077

This is the same site where not being a slut means being a virgin, don't forget video games.

>>53384099
Well in that case tell me what you've already played.

If you are a COMPLETE newbie, I'd suggest Fate Stay Night. Personally my first was Tsukihime, but that has a lot of redundant text when you go through different routes and due to being an old doujin game is low budget in every fashion.

Know one girl, just wears Nintendo and WoW shirts/hats, pretty much all she doesn't play anything past the N64

Never beat OoT or MM, probably doesn't know there were other Warcraft games before WoW