OH NO HE DIDNT

OH SNAP

I can't believe at the time it never occurred to me that "wuss" was being swapped in for something else. Fuck, was I that stupid when I was a kid?

BURRRNNNNED

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

>>53329506
You're not alone I never caught it either

Chicken-desu?

wow, haha

I didn't realize either.

Seifer may not be the best villain/rival, but he is certainly the most insulting.

>>53329506

There's a difference between being "stupid" and being "naive"

god damn why do they have to water shit down like that. IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

...Whatever.

"What did you call me?!"

Zell is such a fruit ^o^

thats fucking harsh, they need to censor that

>>53329506
Don't they say shit at other points in the game anyway?

>this thread

Seifer is more bro than villan in my book

>>53329691
idk Kuja and Jecht were dicks.

>>53329896

I think they did. Can't remember.

>>53330019
Ya know

someone post squall being a pussy when he got assigned as leader for the garden

Spoony's review is the greatest I've ever seen.

Seifer is a sitcom level bro.

Spoony's review is the greatest I've ever seen.

>>53330128
>>53330313
Dude please

>>53329589

what's supposed to be there...?

>>53330128
>>53330313
His FFX review?

>>53330355

Seifer is the best antagonist in any FF to date.
Motherfucker cuts Odin in half and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>53330362
"I couldn't play IX because it looks like shit and has furries."

Brilliant

>>53329506
>>53329589

I'm probably retarded, but I don't get it.

>>53330449
>implying I said anything about FFIX, it looking like shit or having furries in it

>>53330439
HEY ODIN HEY, OH DIN.

NO ONE SAID YOU HAD A SPLIT PERSONALITY

>>53330528
"Chicken-wuss"="Pussy"

>>53330449
>sounds like Spoony is a faggot

>>53330546
>implying that isn't something Spoony said in his FFX review

>>53329506
I dont get it, what do you mean swapped for something else?

>>53330546
I was quoting the review, dumbass.

>>53330573

Or, you know, chicken-shit.

>>53330439
He only serves to showcase that Gilgamesh is the greatest character in FF.
...Does he even appear in XIII?

>>53330577
Spoony loves FF, his reviews are ironic.

>>53330439
If only he'd been at Cleyra. Those dancers would have beeen all over him.

and he'd like it

>>53330606

Like chicken shit?

>>53329506
You mean, you mean?, CHICKEN AND COW!?

>>53330683
I'm not sure anymore. Sometimes I think he likes them, sometimes I think he hates them. He rags on them all the time, but I noticed he has FFVIII figurines on a shelf.

>>53330674
Gilgamesh is such an asshole. He just waits until Odin was killed then pops down to steal his sword.
That said, he was still a pretty cool fight in XII. After you beat him he loves behind his "ordinary sword of legend" and sneaks back in just before you leave to reclaim it.

>>53329940
>oh no im choking on a million dicks.jpg

>>53330775

>>53330775
DEY BRAME POOR DORPHIN AND WHALE!??

Final Fantasy 8 was a huge disappointment :(

Just played through it naow. The story just did not hold it together, AT ALL!!!!!

>>53330841
I know all that.
DOES HE APPEAR IN XIII?

Who the fuck thinks it's supposed to be chicken puss? Or pussy?

What the fuck, it's supposed to be chicken shit you fucking mouthbreathing sonsabitches.

Goddamn you are fucking idiots.

>>53330838
He probably has really mixed feelings about it.

I love some things about IX but hate a lot more.

>>53330572
Wakka Wakka Wakka

>>53330925
It still made a hell of a lot more sense than 4.

Okay so im a dark knight, turned paladin and just flying about in my airship whoops it turns out the villain here is my brother and totally not under any mind control and Kain has betrayed me yet again. Now hes summoning a tower to go to the moon, how shall I ever follow? Oh, ill just wish for a giant whale to fly me to the moon and meet some lunarians. After countless fights with moon-dwelling dragons and other fucking robots and shit we reach the end where the real villain is revealed and his dastardly plot of "destroy the world just because" has been thwarted. Oh and Cecil was a good guy after all, whodathunk.

>>53330947
Im pretty sure he does not.

>>53331137
>Cecil
er, Golbez.

>>53330956

u mad?

>>53331137
XIII sucks ass.

>>53331196

u happy being dumb?

>>53331137
Then Final Fantasy is truly dead.

So... Zell is an outgoing, hot blooded guy who is usually singled out by the biggest bully in the school, dislikes being called "Chicken", owns a red jacket and a hoverboard, engages in regular (heated) conversation with a crazy scientist who experiments with time travel and a late game solo mission has a strict requirement that he be in a certain place at a certain time.

>>53330925
I probably shouldn't even ask but what exactly in it didn't make sense for you?

>>53331270
They both also have Parkinson's.

>>53331312
THIME KOMPRETION

>>53331312
My guess is one of 3 things;
a) TIME KOMPRESSION
b) GFs ate my brain
c) Rinoa

>>53331368
>>53331375
TIME COMPRESSIONmind

>>53331368
She knew she would be killed by SeeD (because history says so), tried to control time to change her fate.

>>53330313
Hey mudkipz thanks to you people thought we were samefag

Why do you do this

>>53331368
After the events of FFVIII people know about sorceress called Ultimecia and her rise to power in the "distant future".
This means all sorceresses after Rinoa and Edea get persecuted and attacked by SeeDs regardless of whether or not they have done anything wrong.
Obviously UItimecia herself gets attacked by SeeDs but she is strong enough to defend herself.
Since there is no reasoning with the SeeD organization she has to keep fighting against them.
She eventually manages to win against them becoming a "cold blooded tyrant" ruling over everyone.
This still isn't enough since everyone including her knows that "Legendary SeeD" from the past are supposed to appear to kill her.
Being a time/space sorceress Ultimecia comes up with the concept of "Time Kompression" in order to escape her fate of getting killed.
Using Junction Machine Ellone she possesses Edea, Rinoa and Adel in order to get in touch with Ellone in order to send her consciousness far enough to past in order to execute her Time Kompression.
She eventually is successful in executing her Time Kompression (partly because Squall and co. let her).

The point of her Time Kompression is to gather the power of Hyne (god who created FFVIII's world) which is spread along sorceresses regardless of where and when those other sorceresses are.
This in turn should let her become a a living god who is able to change her fate and be able to edit the FFVIII's world to her liking as an added bonus.
However her Time Kompression also backfires in way as it also provides Squall and co. a way to appear out of nowhere to kill her which was the exact thing she was trying to prevent.

>>53331615
What? I thought she wanted to possess a more powerful sorceress, but they stopped her from taking Rinoa, so she kompressed time to possess some ancient sorceress or some shit...Yeah fuck it, I don't have a clue.

>>53331312
The worst part was that they all were together in that kinder garden. WTF was that, they met up later just randomly. The whole story stinks. Even GFs are more realistic than that they would met up and not remember each other, lol!

>>53331747

>>53331749
It's true that this game's storytelling opted for subtlety and nuance but reading this makes me think you just weren't paying attention.

>>53331987
I dunno, I haven't played the game in a while, entirely possible I've just forgotten.

>>53331800
>they met up later just randomly
You're now aware that Cid, the director, and the one who owned the orphanage along with Edea, is the one who assigned them the mission together.

>>53332116
You are now aware that cid is the greatest final fantasy character ever

>>53331800
I love how everyone complain about this when there is much bigger bullshit going on in the game.

Anyway... I frequently see people mock the idea that all of the children at the orphanage miraculously ended up coming back together again. It's constantly labeled as a plothole, yet it makes quite a lot of sense in retrospect. At the time of Edea's possession, Cid is in the process of establishing the three gardens out of the unused Cetra shelters. After Edea is possessed, Cid is left with an orphanage of children that he knows he cannot care for by himself, so he takes them along with him to his new project, the Gardens, until such time as he can find a more suitable home for them. Squall, Seifer and Zell are taken to Balamb with Cid. Zell is adopted to the Dincht Family, while Quistis is sent off to a new home, but after problems, Cid decides to bring her back to the Garden with the others, who have at this point forgotten her. The reason Squall and Seifer weren't adopted was probably because they were the two most unlikeable children. Squall, withdrawn and miserable, Seifer a bully.

This does not go on to explain why exactly Selphie and Irvine were sent to different Gardens, though. But I think it goes someway to explain that part of the story.

Also it also fits the games fate and "childrens of fate" theme.

>>53331800

And they don't remember each other because using GFs causes memory loss

>>53332116
You're now aware that everything that happened in the game was plotted beforehand by Cid.

>>53332116
maybe cid assigned their mission, but how the fuck dont they remember each other and how the fuck does irvin remember it but doesnt mention it until near the end?

>>53332116
I know, but still. All the different stories just did not work together. They were vaguely connected and had rly no real meaning to the main story. Like the Laguna and team story. They were the leaders of the "what that name of the city again", and that was it, lOOOOL???

>>53332617
They don't remember because of the GFs. The only real plothole is Irving not mentioning it.

>>53332505
You are now aware of that Cid is Hyne.

>Hurr Durr

>>53332625
Laguna was the president of Esthar, adoptive father of Ellone who was the main component of Ultemecia's plot and possibly Squall's father.

>>53332419

And they did not know that A LONG FREAKING TIME AGO???

>>53332625

Uh, Laguna was Squall's father.

>>53332792
No. The GF memory loss was just a theory they all initally dismissed, but it turned out to be true. It is fair to say that that plot point was shoehorned in though.

>>53332617
>but how the fuck dont they remember each other and how the fuck does irvin remember it but doesnt mention it until near the end?
Overuse of GFs eventually causes memory loss and Irvine remembers because he started using them recently. He doesn't mention it because at first he isn't really sure if they are the same children from the orphanage.

And before you start complaining about this as well, GF memory loss was hinted from the very beginning.

YOU'RE NOW DROWNING ON SHIT

Should I play FFX/XII if I hate half of the characters?

How many of you remember everyone in your kindergarden class? I don't remember anyone at all after I moved to a new school in 1st grade, and adding in the whole GF thing which degrades your memory even more it could be possible to completely forget everyone.

(Still though that plot device pissed me off)

>>53332680
>The only real plothole is Irving not mentioning it
>Here are these guys who I haven't seen since I was a 5 year old kid and they don't even recognize me, sure they must be the same children and I can't possibly be mistaken!

>>53331987
>>53332038
One of the reasons I personally like about FFVIII is the fact it doesn't forcefully spoonfed it's story to you and allows you figure things out for yourself. However this also means many people don't get it's story and end up saying it sucks. Truly getting everything in it basically requires at least two playthroughts as well.

>>53332625
Laguna and co. dethrones sorceress Adel who was ruling Esthar with iron fist and they end up leading the country instead as they were popular and one of the more important members of this rebellion.

>>53333055

This. Think of someoe you haven't seen since you were 5 years old, and they were 5. If you can even remember what they look like at all, imagine if they were 18. Would you recognize them?

All in all FF8's story just sucked!

Agree?

>>53333055
>(Still though that plot device pissed me off)
I don't like it that much either, but you never see people complaining about monster cells replacing memories (FFVII).

>>53333251

It's good if you use the fanfiction of Squall dying on disc 1 that was on Fakku a while back.

other than that it's pretty weak

>>53333251

>>53333251
No, I don't agree, sir.

>>53333055
This. I'm 26 now and I have had a hard time recognizing or remembering some classmates from elementary school that I haven't seen since until recently. They don't usually exactly look or act the same as they did then either...

>>53333174
>trying to make FF8's sound riveting and DEEP

STOP IT

>>53333251

wats the story again? all i know is FITHOS LUSEC WESOC VINOSEC

>>53333415
And how exactly does that make it good?

This game rocked until disc 2, as long as you think of magic as equipment and not as something to ever be cast.

After disc 2, the plot took a nose-dive into a septic tank and never came up for air.

>>53333479
Which is a made-up anagram of SUCCESSION OF WITCHES and LOVE.
So there's your story.

>>53333454
He never said anything about it being deep, just pointing that the story rarely tells you important things directly (which is entirely true).

>>53333454
I didn't say that FFVIII's plot is good or deep. I'm just one of the few people on /v/ who don't like having the plot spelled out for me, I like having to think about the words mentioned.

>>53332869
Also Irvine almost chickened out in the assassination mission BECAUSE he realized that the target was Edea, an important mother figure at the orphanage.
Unlike with the rest of the team.

>>53333174
Thats the problem, everything is just barley connected to each other.
Eks: The Laguna thing, you follow him trough all of that shit, and find out he is the leader of that city. It is part of the MAIN plot and in the end it is just rly nothing important at all, as most of the shit in that game. It rly have no importance in the story or main plot, but you think so untill u finish the game and sees that nothing really matters at all. Just a bunch of unimportant events combined into a game called FF8

http://www.squallsdead.com/

This is the alternate story fanfiction thinger that I said before, it's not too bad im my opinion and resembles the "Ash in a coma" story too.

It'll be tl;dr for most people so don't bother following the link if you don't feel like reading.

>>53333760
>Doesn't realize FF8 is a character driven game and the Laguna parts were showing Laguna's story the dualism between Squall and him.

>>53334000
What's IX's excuse? Or XII's?

>>53334051
What does FF9 need an excuse for?

>>53333760
>The Laguna thing, you follow him trough all of that shit, and find out he is the leader of that city. It is part of the MAIN plot and in the end it is just rly nothing important at all
>Laguna
>nothing important at all
Laguna is probably the most important character in the game.
You're trying too hard.

>>53334103
It's shitty plot.

>>53334168
Its better than 7's.

>>53334168
What shitty plot? I only saw a good one that unfortunately left a few characters to the wayside, but nonetheless remained interesting and emotionally engaging from beginning to end.

>>53334240
Well the whole Terra plot wasn't doing it for me. Seems like all the cool shit was ignored and all the gay generic shit was the focus. Meh.

>>53334240
Not to me, it wasn't bad executed, the storytelling was pretty good, but the plot was generic and boring for the most part, it really didn't try to do anything new and played it safe all the way.

>>53334429
While I don't think I'd refer to the plot as "gay" or "generic," I'll respect your opinion.

I do think Freya needed to be a more important character, but her entire storyline disappeared after Cleyra. That was more than a little disappointing, as she was one of the most interesting characters in the cast.

>>53334134
And still it have no real importance to the plot, thats whats missing. They have a ok plot, very good side plots, but when they try to connect them, it is like my diarrhea, crap that goes down the drain :\

>>53334521
Agreed. Her whole people were completely shat on. And everyone responsible seemed way too easily forgotten. Kuja and Brahne are coddled in their deaths, and Beatrix gets off scott free.

I understand that they were trying to go for grey morality or whatever but when you commit mass genocide you deserve to die. No five-second apology bullshit.

>>53334240
I'm not the guy you replied to but FFIX's plot has some plotholes and oddities in it as well just like all other FF games.

For example:
-Freya should have the biggest vendetta of the entire team against Kuja. But she ends up having the least to do with him.
-Beatrix being fully forgiven from her crimes after she temporalily joins Zidane's group, why?
-Garland joins Zidane's cause because... ?

Remember all, this is about FF8,

NOT FF7 OR 9!!!!

>>53334661
>And still it have no real importance to the plot, thats whats missing
I can't tell if you're serious anymore.
Care to explain how Laguna had no real importance to the plot?

I wonder why all FF threads on /v/ eventually end up discussing FFIX...

>>53334737
Someone in Square hates rats i guess. Or more likely because the game was such a rush job.

As for all the repentant villains, probably because it's "deep"

>>53334809
He says 'the separate scenes and plot points are badly tied together'.
The jump to 'SORCER RINOA' and 'A witch from the future attacks, go kill her' is kinda abrupt and doe not tie well with two and a half discs.

>>53334661
He has ALL to do with the Adel's arc and setting of the game, he also is Squall's father and the president of Esthar, how is that not relevant to the plot?

>>53333055
>How many of you remember everyone in your kindergarden class? I don't remember anyone at all after I moved to a new school in 1st grade

OHSHI- You're probably the first to think of this

Suddenly, everything makes sense

>>53334724
too easily forgiven*

>>53335083
You are a nice guy, be our leader and president.
Your daring action being prodding the sorceress a bit so she falls, ONLY you could do it.
So you are president of one of the greater nations for what 10+ years?
What the fuck have you even been fucking doing till the plot asked us to come find you?

http://www.popmatters.com/pm/feature/70336-remembering-the-orphan-final-fantasy-viii/

Maybe someone in this thread would like to read this.

>>53334521
I'm sorry but I can't describe Kuja and Zidane as anything but gay and generic, respectively.

>>53335169
Fucking interns. What else?

>>53335170
Don't tell me this yet another bullshit theory like the R=U one or that Squall is dead one?

>>53329409

I remember when those graphics looked good.

>>53334809
The real importance he has to the plot is:
-Being the leader of the lolert city
-Knowing that time girl
-Freeing the city from the evil Sorceress

Any other person could have done that.
When I met him again I expected something more than. "Go kill da sorceress, NAOW!"
I already know I have to do that. And thats all :(

>>53335317
SQUALL IS DEAD = TRUTH

>>53335317
NO, just read it is quite good.

>>53335317
Someone just reading way too much into hamfisted separate scenes.

Fuck FFVII, this is a game that needs a remake.
Fix the GF summoning so you don't have to watch the animation every. fucking. time.
Fix the drawing system. Junction is awesome but FUCK drawing.
Fix the leveling monsters.
Remove Selphie.

Then, it can be actually pretty good gameplay-wise

>>53334809
Yeah man, I am dead serious. FF8 was a nice game, but way by far the worst FF I have played
Played: 7,8,9,X,12

>>53335169
Keeping guard on Adel, doing what presidents do and don't letting Odine destroy the country with one of his experiments.

>>53335169
>You are a nice guy, be our leader and president.
He was pretty much the goddamn leader of the rebellion.
>Your daring action being prodding the sorceress a bit so she falls, ONLY you could do it.
More like, only he had the guts to do it.
>What the fuck have you even been fucking doing till the plot asked us to come find you?
Getting rid of the lunatic pandora, maintaining Adel imprisoned, keeping Ellone safe, reconstructing the country after Adel's dictatorship, trying to avoid war with Galbadia...

>>53335508
YES SELPHIE. I MAD.

>>53330683
How sure are we of this?
The FFI review yes, it was a joke, but as for the rest... I don't know anymore.

>>53335508
I love that scene.
They all get put in a room and sit quietly while he thinks to himself.
Then, suddenly: "I WON'T HAVE IT!"
and he runs out.

>>53335463
Exactly, only huge 30 minutes long expositions can have any meaning, right?.

>>53335539
I like Selphie.

I still think IX needs the remake.
Give Freya plot closure. (with Fratley)
Give Amarant a plot.
Give Quina aids.
Have Burmecia rebuilding and maybe not destroy Cleyra.
Don't block off a ton of shit with tree roots due to laziness.
Make some good side quests.
Speed up the combat system.


And frankly. They should let you choose to either kill Beatrix or recruit her. It could be a one on one match with Freya. Like Frog and Magus. That would have been a great throwback to a square classic.

>>53335169
>Your daring action being prodding the sorceress a bit so she falls, ONLY you could do it.

Well, he came up with the entire plan, and if you ask me, headbutting the world's most powerful sorceress is a pretty fucking ballsy move.

>>53336003
Especially if you've SEEN Adel. D:

>>53335921
The scary thing is though, he's the only one who's accepting Seifer's death as it should be accepted: He was an asshole who only died because of his own stupidity. Squall is the only one who seems to realise that - everyone else is talking about how Seifer wasn't a bad guy, and Squall realises "Shit, they're going to talk about how I was such a cheery guy when I get killed" and gets pissed.

>>53336048

MMmmmmMm feed meee girlllss

>>53335539
>Remove Rinoa.
fixed

Also I kind of agree with the rest.

>>53335146

I've been saying that for a long time, but I've given up on talking about it because every time I've tried to do it here I always got attacked and trolled for it.

People who hate FF8 so much are just like Ray Comfort I swear... No matter what you say they're never going to accept anything but their own way of thinking, even if there's solid evidence against their arguments.

>>53335958
The sidequests were good. Chocobo Hot and Cold, Ozma, Tetra Master, the auction house, gilgamesh, etc.

Here's how to fix FFVIII's gameplay:

1. Make it so every character shares experience and thus levels together. This is important for later.

2. Keep the level scaling.

3. Introduce level requirements to Junction certain spells. Say goodbye to an easily-broken game.

4. Change the Limit Breaks to be more like FFX's system. Get rid of the Aura spell.

5. Give characters affinities for certain stats which are essentially multipliers for when you junction spells to that stat. Maybe Zell has an A-rank in strength but a D-rank in magic, for example. Let "B-rank" be the baseline that's currently in the game.

Congratulations! The Junction system has been officially un-fucked.

>>53335539
I fucking loved the junctioning system as well, it really gives a good chance to customise your characters more.

Choosing which stat to junction 100x Ultima to was a tough choice, but I always went for delicious Elemental Defence. 100x Ultima + 100x Shell = You gain health from every elemental attack launched at you. (Makes Ultimacea even more of a cakewalk)

Besides, only fucking idiots got their magic from Drawing. REFINE THAT SHIT, IDIOTS.

>>53336395

For me drawing was less painful than refining
plus it extended the gameplay

>>53336245
I didn't like any of those. They all either were really boring or gave you crappy items. And Ozma's fucking lame.

It's a ball for Christ's sake. How long did it take them to think that up?

>>53336262
The experience is fine, the Aura spell could lower stats so you take the risk when using it, I agree with everytihng else.

>>53336262
>1. Make it so every character shares experience and thus levels together. This is important for later.
>3. Introduce level requirements to Junction certain spells. Say goodbye to an easily-broken game.

I still think my idea for fixing the "broken" system is better:
Make it so that level 7 character can only junction 7 magics to his/hers stats while a level 100 one can junction all 100 of them to his/hers. This would stop you getting too powerful early on and would give a reason for leveling up if you want to.

>>53335958
How the hell can you like Selphie? Seriously, she has little to no relevance to plot other than being comedic relief and the typical hyperactive high-school girl.

Also
>They should let you choose to either kill Beatrix or recruit her
FUCKING THIS.

>>53336178
Was tempted to write that. But it would require a complete rewrite of the story. If you remove Selphie, though...

>>53333055
When I was 17, I suddenly figured out that one of my classmates was actually my neighbour up until I was 8 and that I played with him nearly every day. Then he moved out, and I never saw him again. I never recognized it for 2 years and would never have, if it wasn't for a lucky coincidence.

>>53333425
>5

>>53336458
Well that's your problem. There was a metric fuckton of sidequests and plenty of diversity in them that made them fun enough for me. I don't need to be rewarded with some lame piece of equipment that I have no need for to begin with considering how piss easy these games are just to enjoy the quest/mini-game itself.

>>53336568
Y'know what? Fuck my idea, that <i>is</i> better.

Someone hack that into a version of the game.

I get the feeling that GFs are actually booze(or other drugs)...
-You dont get them till a certain age
-After you got them, you constantly fight with authorities
-Cause memory loss
-You even end up in jail
-As soon as you use them you see pretty colors
-The more you use them the faster you can drink(summon)

i could go on

>>53336782
...Why the shit did I try to use HTML?

>>53336395
>Besides, only fucking idiots got their magic from Drawing. REFINE THAT SHIT, IDIOTS.
You are aware that you can use both and not just one of them? That's the best way to play the game Draw some magic and Refine the rest of it. This way neither of them gets too annoying...

>>53336575
Idk. I just didn't have a problem with her.

Quina pisses me off to no end and Beatrix is a fucking killer who got away with it. Bullshit.

I cant tell 1 more thing that was bad about the FF8. What the hell is up with Seifer? He is supposed to be da man you want to fight, hate and be important. But he just sucks and does not rly do anything special :|

>>53335590
play 2 or 3 and come back.

>>53336245
>Chocobo Hot and Cold
Good.

>Ozma
meh

>Tetra Master
Random values my ass this was shit.

>the auction house
meh

>gilgamesh
More Gilgamesh is always appreciated.

>>53336871
FUCK YOU HE KILLED MOTHERFUCKING ODIN

>>53336671
So you like doing retarded fetch-quests for no reason at all? That's not my problem. It's just taste.

>>53336920
Don't forget FFX-2 especially if his main complaint about FFVIII is it's story.

>>53336924
Yeah but he was by far the lamest gilgamesh in the series.

ITS DOOMTRAIN TIME

>>53336871
He's supposed to be like that.
He's a confused teenager.

I think the main reason to hate him was because Rinoa's supposed to be on your side but she was his girlfriend and they were old friends.

FFVIII was awesome. I'm going to play it after I finish Chaos mode on GoW3.

>>53336962
The point is that they're not fetch quests. They have story, and it isn't just "Gather me some shit, here's your item." You're the one who cares about the reward - why are you whining about fetch quests when that's all you want?

>>53337093
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST SUMMON EVER

>>53336934
Come to think of it, isn't Odin a sidequest?
What happens in that part if you don't get Odin?

>>53337093
No daddy no! D:

>>53336833
Do go on... I love these.

>>53336575
>Was tempted to write that. But it would require a complete rewrite of the story. If you remove Selphie, though...
Actually if you think about it they could get away with it barely changing the story at... for example they could just keep the romance with Quistis going instead.

>>53337128
Because they have absolutely no relevance to the story whatsoever. How does dicking around with a chocobo, fighting a super ball, playing magic, and looking for coins have anything to do with FF9's main plot?

I just want to get good shit for my effort. Like all the bad-ass materia and shit that FFVII had.

Who loved that part where Galbadia Garden and Balamb Garden have a massive flying fight.

Fuck yeah ramming, fuck yeah rocket motorbikes.

>>53337257
You die.
Also you had to throw the boot at that cat or the mouse won't bite your ties off.

>>53337257
...nothing, I guess...?
I wonder what happens if you get Odin AFTER that part. If that's possible, of course, since I never checked.

>>53337093
RAPETRAIN!

>>53337391
See, FFIX? Saving rats is important!

>>53337326
>"Squall what do we do?"
>Better give the right orders. Give too many and it'll get mixed up.
>"Take care of the hot dogs"

>>53337326
That's the part where I was like "fuck yes, this game rocks."

And then immediately after I was like D: actually it sucks again

>>53337257
>What happens in that part if you don't get Odin?
Basically nothing. There simply isn't any scenes at the beginning of that fight.
BTW: you can still get Odin on disc 4 but it's rather pointless at that point of the game.

>>53337464
Aye aye, Captain!

>>53337326
Fucking awesome music and FMVs. Best part of the game actually.

>>53337464
I chose that option the moment I saw it

>>53337391
What boot? What cat? What mouse? I wasn't wearing any ties?

>>53337464
I like how people complain about how "serious" FFVIII is when there are scenes like that and Laguna's ones in it.

>>53337502
Oh well, at least you don't get Girugamesh

>HOLY SHIT HERE COMES GILGAMESH FUCK YES 1 HIT KILL
>Rusty sword
>1HP damage
FUCK YOU YOU SUCK

>>53337502
I guess it's not as pointless as Gilgamesh.
>Excalipoor
>20 damage to all enemies
>Thanks bro.

>>53337693
>>53337716
Gilgamind

>>53337326
Rinoa has some FUCKING BICEPS

She holds her weight for like A MILLION MINUTES with like TWO FINGERS

>>53337693
>>53337716
Girugameshmind.

>>53335539
>FFVII

DERP

>>53337781
>>53337822
Mindmind.

>>53337810
At that age, I actually thought she would die if I took too long.

>>53337810
Now here is a REAL plothole for people complaining about FFVIII being full of them and not being able to actually name one. How the fuck is Rinoa able hold herself there with two fingers while the Gardens are ramming into each other?

>>53338048
I junctioned Fira to her strength.

Also nanomachines.

>>53337857
Everyone wants a FF7 remake. I stated why I want a FF8 one.

hurp

>>53338048
WINGS :D

>>53338124
Oh, okay.
FERP

>>53338015
That wasn't naivety. It's how that part should have been.

>>53338124
>Everyone wants a FF7 remake.
I don't want to see one...

If FFVII would be remade we'd have the Advent Children Cloud as protagonist because SE thinks it's what the fans want and many of the awesome scenes would be watered down as well since they'd have to be "censored"...

>no jesse, biggs and wedge
>no cross-dressing
>no trail of blood at Shinra HQ
>no hojo at the beach
>no gold saucer dating scene
>no tifa slapping the fuck out of scarlet
>cloud is no longer silly or a douchebag, and is emotionless

>>53338240
She doesn't have them yet... she only has them after she becomes a sorceress later on.

Cloud was an asshole of epic proportions.

>TRAGIC HEROOOOOOOO

Ugh.

>>53338454
>yet
time compression

>>53338359
i.... its true..... ...

>>53338359
>>53338359
This
*shudders*

>>53338359

Oh god it's true

>>53338359
Why would they take any of that out?
Also, why does anyone like the scene where Tiffa gets into a bitchass slap fight with Scarlet. When I saw that I was like what the fuck? She would have just beaten the fucking shit out of her, why the hell did she slap like a girl? It made no sense, she could have just wasted her.

>>53338511
Still compared to Rinoa's superhuman strength and conveniently finding a perfectly functional spaceship that still has air on it after jumping to space with no prior planning it kind of makes sense.

>>53338686
>Why would they take any of that out?
Censoring is stricter nowadays and with more realistic graphics they would have censor them in order to keep the "teen" rating?

Also you don't like catfights? Are you gay or something?

>>53337692
FFVIII is probably the most happy-go-lucky entry in the series.

>>53338796
Let's not forget she was running out of air until Squall got there and she pressed the button that gave her more air.

"In case of plot, press here. WARNING: Do not press unless you need plot armour."

>>53339102
Fuck j00 I'm gay and that's the best scene in the game

fuck FFVII it's horrible

FF8 had all the best limit breaks.
Except Rinoa's which were crap.

>>53339102

>>53339265
PENIS RUSH

>>53339265
Dog bazooka was hilariously awesome.

>>53339337

>>53339265
Actually the one you get at disc 3 is rather awesome if you only have strong offensive magics like Meteor on her spell list. The ones with Angelo (or whatever you named him) are rather disappointing through...

>>53337093
You know, this is one of the things I liked in FF8.
You have your dragons, your ice bitches, demons, etc as summons throughout the games.
But here, bu offering 6 items x 3, you get THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN OF DOOM.
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS, I DEBUFF YOU TO FUCKING HELL.
The fact that he is so fucking useful as well (only useful one outside of Eden in the end) makes it all the better.

When the fuk does Tifa get bitch slapped???
Cant remember, WTF??!?!?!?!?
Is it something wrong with me?

Add dating sim into FF8

Make it possible to break up with Rinoa

Multiple girl endings, including Shiva ending, Siren ending, and personified Eden ending

Special harem ending

>>53339794
I like how you add the GFs, but not poor Quistis.

>>53339794
Go back to Mass Effect
No seriously.

>>53339900
You really are no fun/

>>53339730
Let's not forget Cactuar or Tonberry (summon this against Ultimecia's first form) either. While not as awesome at least in my opinion they are worth mentioning simply because they are a nice comic relief compared to the other ones...

>>53339794
"Your tongue is stuck to me, isn't it?"
". . . Yeth."

>>53339730
>eden being useful
Eden was so shitty it was untrue. You had to sit through a 2-3 minute summon animation that looked like an acid trip when all this time could be better spent just hitting the enemy with your sword. I wish the GFs were more useful in FFVIII.

>>53339970
Sure, but they are just cutesy monsters.
THEY ARE NOT A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN THAT MAKES FIERY TRACKS APPEARS JUST TO CURMPSTOMP YOUR ENEMIES, FUCK YEAH

>>53339751
Tifa and Scarlet have a bitch-slapping contest on the Sister Ray just after Cloud goes for a swim in the lifestream.

>>53340032
I'm not saying it's nice to SIT through it, but it is cheap easy damage.

>>53339856
Would be inferred by "multiple girls", i.e. Selphie, Quistis, Xu, Fuujin, god knows who else because I can't remember

Oh, Library Girl as well, so you can be a dick to Zell

What the fuck was eden
And what the fuck happened during eden
Seriously. I just kept tapping square (there was plenty of FUCKING TIME) and assumed it was one of those 70's sexual subtext animation of transforming vagina flowers.

>>53339751
Disc 2 in Junon just after the point FFVII's plot goes crazy for a while after your first visit in the northern crater.

>>53339794
Add an 30 minute long ending where Ultimecia keep raping Squall and other until she is satisfied instead of the normal one... I'm sure she has needs too and konsidering how she has been alone in her castle for a while...

>>53340267
> kastle

>>53340327
Heh, missed that one.

>>53340267
Bonus ending with Ultimecia revealing she's future Rinoa

Player throws a riot

>>53340148

Eden used earth as a magical Railgun to shot the enemy into another Galaxy.

Which made it explode. Godhand anyone?

>>53340115
>just after Cloud goes for a swim in the lifestream
That sounds like a nice euphemism for death... but it being literal kind of ruins the effect ._·

quit hitting on me you silly boys

>>53340562
I hope you are joking about that. Anyway Ultimecia raping Squall in front of Rinoa would be delicious...

Zell was a total bro, you're all faggots

>>53340761

I dont know why, but rule 63 Squall is just HNNNNGG.

By the way....isnt Lightning more similar to Squall than Cloud? Just look at that pic!

>>53340995

>>53340995
That's sick.

>>53340032
turn off summon animation

>>53341048

>>53340995

Ahhh iz dat zome Klose Kombat?

>>53341099

>>53331800
>WTF was that, they met up later just randomly.

I know people are entitled to opinions, but why is it most critics of 8 are retarded?

>>53341255
Because the storyline itself is retarded.

>My face when I miss Alexander and thus cannot aquire Doomtrain

>>53340995
>Ultimecia raping Squall in front of Rinoa would be delicious...

But Rinoa IS Ultimecia

>>53341419
>Time Compress...
Would be perfect if it said Time Kompress.

>>53341516
Provide solid proof for this or present the R=U theory in a way it doesn't contradict itself out.