>>53251393
I LOVE YOU BRUCIE

Because bull shark testosterone is bad, mmkay?

No funny balls for me.

Brucie, want to go to a strip club? I swear to god I won't push you off a building.

>>53251393

Stay Alpha, dog!

I probably exercise more than most people on /fit/. I use the time you spend drinking 8 protein shakes to get another 400 situps in.

I want to but I'm too lazy...

I do PT with Platoon every weekday

I exercise sometimes, but not enough.

I'm in a rut, I need to motivate myself more, once I can get into the cycle I'll keep it up, I have before for years but recently just being feeling really lethargic.

Happy with that answer?

BRUCIE LOVES PUSSY!!

But I do, jog and play tennis.

>>53251393
i do bro, believe me!!

come on, lets hit the gym and show those bitches how we're GENETICALLY DIFFERENT

Im 175 cm and 73 kg, so I see myself as fit.
Im only on v if Im bored and thats sheldom

Exercising in the gym is boring anyway

I do P90X, nigga

I do sit-ups at home while listening to vidya OSTs, that good enough?

/v/ here. Why don't you play video games?

I do both.

ITT: people lie about how much exercise they do while they sit on their fat pimply asses.

/fit/ more like /shit/

176cm and 68kg reporting in
working out every day I'm free

>exercise
>lose a lot of weight and get in shape
>your dick works again
>get really sick for 2 weeks
>your arms are weak and pathetic
>you eat because you're sad about being fat
>too lazy to work out because you're extra fat
...
>...finally work out again when you realize you're gonna lose a foot to DIABEETUS
>repeat until death

>>53252045

>eating cum out of a bowl

Mmmm <3

I do exercise, even while playing. I do one handed push ups when I am doing random battles in Star Ocean 4.

I... do exercise? What, is it not possible to enjoy video video games and be physically active at the same time?

real gamers dont exercise

>>53252045

>exercise
>sit-ups

>>53252173
ohhh fuck dude... you've done it now

it happening
right here

right now.......

>>53251596

Yeah, because everyone who works out takes steroids.

>>53252534
HERE IT COMES NIGGERS...

it started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it.
We all laughed at the concept.

Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS.

"What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself.

After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny,
but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let
out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve
and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers.

>>53252045

Oh boy, sit ups. That's a whole three calories right there.

i lift 4 times a week

>>53252682
"Dude hold on," Steve smiled.
"What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor.

Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was.

"What the shit fuck is that Steve?" I asked
"Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" He seemed excited.
"Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you..." I was cut off.
"Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse.
"Fine fucker I'll do it." I was becoming erect already.
"How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die.
"Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions.
"Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit."
"Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again.
We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock.

But I do :(

I lift twice a week and I run 4 times a week each for an hour. Once summer hits I'll be playing frisbee all the fucking time.

>>53252775
They were Honey Nut.

Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.

The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.

I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened.

"I fucking love cheerios," I said with a smile.

>>53252828
Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter.

I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt... interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle.

Finally I settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but my roommates were growing suspicious. I had never ate cheerios in the two years we'd lived together and now I was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I knew I had to be careful.

I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God. It was a fair trade.
With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed.

"But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls.

I had cheerios.
I carefully poured the bowl of cheerios into the deepest bowl I could find. I delicately sliced one whole banana and placed it meticulously around the bowl.

"This is going to be a great night," I thought.

im just genetically superior

>>53252884

I snuck outside to let the cheerios moisten, my PENIS throbbing in anticipation. My mouth moist as if the cheerios had some Pavlovian effect on me.

I snuck inside quickly and plunged my cock straight into their cool, soft innards. I thrust my head back in pleasure as the banana slices gently caressed the sides of my swollen prick. It had been only a few minutes, but showers of cum sprang from my PENIS mixing into the milky broth. A quiet whisper escaped my lips.

I began to cleanup and headed to the sink to was h the dish when I heard it.
"What are you doing?" My roommate Lynn stood there barely awake.

"I uh just having a bowl of cheerios," I smiled.

"I'm fucking hungry and you keep eating them. Now I'm craving em. Hand em over."

I was erect again.

She eagerly filled her mouth with my magic potion of cheerios, banana's, and semen infused milk.
"God this is good. No wonder you like it so much," She said as little streams of milk poured down her chin.

>>53252948
"Heh, you're getting it all over yourself," I said.

"Oh, I'll get it," She licked her chops in a way that made gave my rod a new precum finish.

"This is so much better than usual - what did you add?"

"Se-se-se-seenamon," I sputtered.

"It doesn't taste like cinnamon, but it does taste really familiar," I always knew she was a slut.
She looked as if she winked at me, but I played it off as if my eyes were playing tricks on me.

She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her.

"I always knew you were a Cheerio fucker," This time she definately winked at me.

Life had been good since Lynn called me out about my new addiction. The truth was she loved the subtle semen taste mixed with milk as her ex used to cum in her soy milk when he was mad at her. She caught him doing it but had already developed a taste for it.

So our relationship started. I would sneak out of my room late at night and plunge my rod deep into a bowl. The thought of her devouring it the next day made harder than I thought possible and when I came it was, well, amazing.

i do it 1 hour all days
i don't get thin , but i'm not getting fat
-sidenote
i wanted to kill that fucker since he opened his mouth (just like everyone on this damn game)

>>53251952

Same here. 2 months deep.