thats not fair :(

Sceptile

>>53045966
everyone would have that one, nobody would be your bitch.

IS MEW MORE POWERFUL THAN MEWTWO? BECAUSE THEN I WOULD PICK JIGGALYPUFF

ditto so I would have every pokemon.

Arceus just because OP is a faggot and picked a legendary.

>>53046101
Ditto.

Everyone would pick mewtwo you dick.
But if legendaries weren't included I'd probably pick my bro flygon.
Fuck yeah.

FUCKING PIMPCROW

>>53046141
i c wat u did ther

Arceus. I'd destroy the galaxy.

you all are in the stream right now

>>53046132

Hitmonchan. Love boxing. I'd have it teach me.

Bro tier:
Typhlosion
Also cool tier:
Your choice

Sorry

invadan your dreams
causin nightmares

I would pick Mewtwo first. Then, like, Jolteon.

For you OP, I give you this wallpaper. Which is my current one.

Bulbasaur. Screw battles me and him would just hang out.

You can't pick legendaries fuck off. And fuck off with your new pokemon. Original 151, maybe the 250 or gtfo.

I'm a man of simple tastes.

I've wanted one ever since the first movie had a trainer ride one through the storm.

The bro of all pokemon, Gengar!

I'd have a mother fucking Manectric

>>53046301
Hah, you sound like a kid.

Ditto
and meet every pokemon that the peoples choose,and train ditto to remind every pokemon he ever turned to
/thread

Cubone ftw!

:3

shedinja by far

i would choose spongebob

gardevoir of course

>>53046362
>You only know the old pokemon
>You must be a kid
Cause so many kids play the originals amirite?

I cant just choose one ;_;

A female Gardevoir. I'm ronery ;_;

>>53045966
>Implying Mewtwo wouldn't make you his bitch

:3

>>53046464
No, I mean whenever you were like "NO U CANT DO DAT"

It just reminds me of kids when they're playing or whatever.

wtf are you thinking, you shit?

IT'S ALWAYS DITTO.

sex toy? pet? house? salami?

all solved.

Hypno.

Lopunny.

...What?

>>53046548
You can't pick pokemon that have only one in existence. That's just fucked up and would make no sense. There's a difference between logic and changing rules because you're a brat and don't want to lose.

Anyone notice the later the generation the more powerful the legendaries get. Arceus is supposed be the creator of the universe. Next gen OMGWTFPWNAGEMON(Created Arceus)

>>53046464
but you could play FR/LF and HG/SS
so,you have just 12 years old

I
would have a Skitty

Eevee. Specifically, the one in Adventures that Red caught before it evolved into Espeon.

>>53046636
Fuck yes Hypno.

Ditto... so I could make it lady and fuck it.

Mother fucking breloom!

:3

>>53046669
Do those games only have the pokemon their original counterparts did? Why didn't they create a yellow remake? I lost my yellow or something, I just remember having no idea what happened to it. Fucking loved yellow man.

arceus. why pick one when you could have the one that made all the rest?

>>53046667
Hey man your the one who's pretty much saying. "Everything that I don't like is stupid, your opinion is poop." Of coarse I'm exaggerating, but you get the point I'm sure.

>>53046668

There is going to be a destroyer pokemon (Omega) because there is already Arceus (Alpha). That is the logical thing to do anyway.

Bannete...
try and make him happy again.

>>53046861
Sooo cute

Gardevoir, because telepathy. Shit's awesome.

>>53046944

Missingno.

>>53046999
> Gardevoir
Oh no
Oh god no
NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

The behemoth

HYPNO.
I WOULD NAME HIM HYP-BRO.

or Jango.

>>53046352
Am I the only guy who thinks this pokemon is the most fucking bad ass?

>>53046999
oh yeah sure, because of telepathy

SURE

>>53046937
I haven't said anything like that. I said you can't pick legendary because otherwise you're going to have a thread full of people picking legendaries.
I did say you can't pick anything past the 250 from silver because they're all poop.

The leviathan

Fucking Meowth man. He's a bro. Also, PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY

Keep in mind that if the government found out they would capture your pokemon and keep it for tests.

So in other words, it will be your BIGGEST SECRET!

I'n which case I'd either go Mew, or Latias.

Drowzee... I'm a troubled sleeper.

I would have either a Venasaur or a Torterra and I would sleep under its flower/tree while it walks me around.

>>53046272
Hell yeah, nigga.
Brosplosion FTW.

>>53047110

Protip: Gardevoir is in the Indeterminate Egg Group, together with the likes of Grimer, Castform and Wobbuffet. She's not "compatible" with humanoids.

>>53047111
The second part is what I'm talking about. We're entitled to our opinions as much as you are.

It's cute, it can learn transform.


Why would you need anything else?

Nidoking

Shouldn't Arceus, being the Alpha porkemon, be number 0 in the Pokedex?

Which would also make Arceus Missingno.

Good to see so many people realize the potential of ditto. That gorgeous woman you know would never give anyone who doesn't make a 9 figure salary the time of day? Just get ditto to turn into her and fuck her six ways from Sunday.

Ditto, she'd be a gardevoir most of the time.

>>53047161
Spam Payday
Buy Hookers

Because we both wear hats.

This. /thread

A Icocnito. They can make every wish comme true!

>>53047414

science, why u do dis?

Ditto, Eevee most of the time

>>53047324
>porkemon

Fuck yeah, I love Medabots!

>>53047325
>That gorgeous woman you know would never give anyone who doesn't make a 9 figure salary the time of day?
Meanwhile I'll be spamming Pay Day with my bro Meowth and actually be making 9 figures thus getting both the woman and all the good shit that goes with an endless supply of easy money. As the old saying goes:

>"Money can't buy happiness."
>- Poor people

>>53047414

>>53047435

>Icognito

Unown, dipshit.

>>53047414
oh fuck what the shit is that.jpg

MOTHERFUCKING METAGROSS.
I could settle for Milotic though.

>>53047282
No, you're poop

Ditto

Oh fuck yes ditto would make all my dreams come true.

Fem Blaziken so i could fuck it

Gengar obv, or Muk

>>53046668

Because Celebi and Rayquaza were better than Mew.

This fucker has an IQ of over 5000. There is nothing that he can't figure out. The world will be at my fingertips.

Jumpluff would be my 'Domestic Pokemon'. Kinda like my pet, not for battlan and shit,

MISSINGNO FAGGOTS

With gengar everyday, is a troll day

>>53047864
how about how to get out of a pokeball

>>53047864
Do you realize how smart 5000 IQ is? I think Alakazam would be the one controlling you.

depends on what the pokemon is for, as a pet, probably Bulbasaur, for battle maybe torterra

>>53048207
Enjoy never seeing your bro because your city would be destroyed.

Fucking Lugia, man. We'd be Bros for life

Raticate.
Giant living can opener.

>>53048373
You should keep a Rattata. TOP PERCENTAGE.

>>53047971

I forgot how much I loved that Pokemon. Fuck it I'm buying a Dsi and Soul Silver.

>>53046132
>>53045966
>implying they won't disobey you, and start making mass destruction

>>53047279

>Synchronize
>psychokinetic abilities

Fill in the blanks.

Convinient, small, and time traveling. What's not to love?

>>53048132
No, I don't realize how smart an IQ of 5000 is. I can't even imagine.

Hopefully, Pokémon can't mind-control their own masters to do their bidding. Otherwise anyone picking a reasonably powerful Psychic type will be shit out of luck.

>>53048550
>Touches a bug
>Lol dead
>Touches a stone
>Lol dead

Male Gardevoir

>>53048662
Jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>>53048654
wat

>>53046944

And then there is DELTA

I know eh? I love Celery.

>>53048327
One can assume that legendaries have some kind of immortality. So it could be your kid's bro, and your grandchild's bro, and so on.

>>53048600
Exactly. I don't think any of us could imagine someone with an IQ of 5000. I think an IQ that high has a one in a (insert fuckhigh number here) chance.

>>53047279
I don't care. I'd at least cuddle with her.

Female Blazekin

or a Ninetails.

Both preferably would make me happy.

>>53048750
Celebi is weak to fucking everything.

ITT:
>Hurr durr I'd pick legendaries becuz they iz strongest. XD
Not only would they follow you for less than a second or two, but they might attack you for making an awful attempt at control.

That being said, I'd pick either Cloyster or Haunter. Cloyster because he's a fucking death clam and Haunter because Ghost adventuran and prankan is mandatory.

>>53048773

Perhaps Alakazam could tell you why PS3 has no games

you're all smalltime

Salamence and Tyranitar as pets.
Metagross to move around on.

Any of these.

>>53048985
>Get high
>Mistake Cloyster for a giant vagoo
>Wake up later with no penis.

>>53049053
>implying he'd get high

>>53048774
That's impossible for a human.

A genius would have to be around for thousands of years for that to happen, technology is coming around so people with money may enjoy indefinite lifespans in our lifetime.

>>53049011

I lol'd.

lugia
HYPER BEAM EVERYWHAR

Adamant with max Attack EV's, sword dance and I'll sweep all your faggy legendaries with Bullet Punch

Oh, and I'd have False Swipe for catching a Female Kirlia and Murkro

>>53048952
>implying I would be battling with a living time machine

>>53048550
Call me weird, but when I was little I had a crush on Celebi.

this motherfucker

Mewtwo? Really? You'd pick Mewtwo?

You really think Mewtwo would put up with your shit? Yeah that's smart, have someone 1000x times stronger and more intelligent than you as a pet.

Weedle

>>53049242
>Implying it has to battle to be weak to everything.
Inb4 Golem Soapbubbles Comic.

Fuckin Brolbasuar

>>53046861

get the fuck out of here

>>53049347
Giovanni had him under control until he pissed him off.

Squirtle. Raise him well, then when he evolves into Blastoise, we'd be BROS.

>>53047347

Exactly my thoughts.

Unless we ended up in a war having to fight each other, but then it's back to legendaries.

>>53049483

Giovanni never really was in control. Mewtwo just led that faggot on.

>>53049347
Besides, Mewtwo and Blain are best bros.

i would be a nigger

also, OP is a huge faggot

>>53049416
I wouldn't use the shit for fighting. I'd be fucking time traveling. I'd find all the secrets of ancient ruins and sell the shit for fortunes. Buy common pepper and sell it to the peoples for a royalty in the past.

>>53049458

Rattata, but only if it won't ever evolve. Because it's little, cute and awesome.

ditto

>>53049627
Enjoy your paradox

>>53049666
topfuckingpercentage.png

>>53049639

mad?

Because you know...it's a duck....WITH A STICK!

>>53049639
Seriously, fuck off.

Ash's pikachu, How many times have you seen that fucker not win?

>>53049795
see this
>>53048487

>>53049959
I can remember two.

>>53049959
Everytime he takes on a gym leader, he loses and then has to rethink his strategy or save the leader's life.

>>53049959
I'd rather have the second Raichu that pwns him. Trapping someone with the tail and then hyperbeam to the face is fuckwin

Metagross

I feel that having a mew2 would be suicidal, you saw what he did to team rocket and then the world when they owned him didn't you?

Metagross is fucking awesome

I would probably have an arbok, if I could catch one. Primape would be badass, maximum brofist that would probably break my arm.

I already have the pokemon I want.

Probably Octillery.

Big enough to sit on/ride, can survive on land, climb up walls, and can carry you across water. Plus RED OCTOPUS TANK GO.

Depends on whether they evolved or not.
poliwag, I guess or cubone.

>>53050622
Inb4 raped up the ass.

>>53049216
I hope to god you mean aeroblast

>>53050787
FUCK YES POLIWAG YOU'D BE THE CUTEST, BADASSEST AND ANGRIEST WHEN YOU EVOLVED MOTHERFUCKER EVER!

>>53050989
no i mean HYPER BEAM

BITCH

for everyone picking these fucking huge pokemon
...
...
...
...
where the fuck are you going to keep them?

>>53051093
>Poliwag
>Bulbasaur
>Mewtwo
>Celebi
>Jumpluff
>Octillary
>Huge
Oh you.

TYRANITAR

FUCK YEAH!

>>53051185
obviously im not talking about those people...

>>53051093

In a pokeball? asshole.

I would love all the free milk

>>53051093
In a Poké Ball, of course!

Charizard.
Flying-Firebreathing Dragon? Fuck yeah.

(...or a female Blaziken...)

>>53051417
I don't think that's the milk you're looking for...

I'd pick a Lucario. Dude could impale stuff on his chest spike, and he's freaking Anubis in pokemon form.

>>53051450
>é

wow what a fag

>>53051368
>>53051450
hey...
op didn't say anything about pokeballs

DARK
fucking
RAI

I AM THE GODDAMN LORD OF NIGHTMARES

>>53051557

also it would be a shiny darkrai

Gardevoir

Glacion

>>53051483
>(...or a female Blaziken...)
...ditto, here...

Gengar

Xatu.
Shit look at the thing. Most intense concentration ever. I could bang some chick with Xatu right there and it wouldn't care.

most hardcore gangster pokemon eva

Mother fucking haunter then we would scare the shit out of people

>>53051417

>Tauros picture
>talking about free milk

WAT.png

>>53051644

Wait, do you mean ditto in teh sense of the same, ie you want a femal blazikan also? or do you mean the pokemon ditto...

>>53051821
It doesn't hurt that it can see the future either.

>>53051971
Nah, I think he wants to re-enact this.

>>53051942
I think he means semen.

Motherfucking Aggron, bitches.

Metagross, motherfucker

relicanth

COMBO BREAKER

Holy shit this is hard fuck you op.
Wait no it's not. I pick Nidoking. I'LL BE FUCKING CHARGING DOWN THE STREETS ON MY GIANT PURPLE BRO, AND HE'LL BE LIKE, FLIPPING CARS AND SHIT.

Yep it would be hard to just take him anywhere, but he's a fucking beast.

o hi manchildren

enjoying your baby game?

>>53052429
Well fuck, since you brought up digimon.

The only real choice.

>>53052243
I NEED THAT IMAGE AS A WALLPAPER, DAMN

>>53052243

You are a true bro.

I'd like to think that metagross being like a super computer means that he would be able to hack the internets with psychic and create a psychic uplink to me so I could browse the internet on him without having to use a keyboard or anything.

no niggers this guy

I'd go with Tentacruel.

you will never get laid

Every time I see this thread, I respond the same way:


Behold the TURTLE of Enormous Girth; on his back he holds the Earth.
His thoughts are slow but he is kind; he holds the world within his mind.
He loves the land and loves the sea; he even loves a child like me.

>>53052886
>>53052694
>>53052429

>Not Betamon or its evolutions

>>53052694

It's all about the GIGASEADRAMON BITCHES

well...digimon was cool to

>>53052999
I'll give it time. I'm young.
Younger than to be on 4chan, but it's not like that's gonna stop me.

she was hot

Digimon time?

>>53053214
then maybe you will

if you're too young to be on 4chan, the you might be just young enough to play pokemon

THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN

Also Gardevoir

>>53053243
Fuck off we are discussing cool Digimon like the Seadramon line, and Skull Greymon. None of your furry Renamon shit.

AND MOTHER FUCKING TYRANNOMON, WE NEED TYRANNOMON IN THIS SHIT.

digimon movie?

>>53053021
gunslinger?

>>53053101
>>53053094
>>53052886
>>53052694
>>53052429
Yeah you guys are pretty cool I guess, but you are nothing.

>>53053510
>YOU ARE MY BITCH

Fuck I was about to post this awesome nigger, props on the speed bro.

I want a female Blaziken .

If not possible , then Flygon .

As for the legendary I would have chosen , Lugia .

Picture not related at all .

This girl right here.

I would fly to school every day.

fucking brozard. the first bro

>>53046272
Fuck yes, Typhlosion is God Tier. Also Espeon, so freaking awesome.

I would choose like this:
Charizard
Typhlosion
Arcanine
Because fire Pokemon are god tier.

>>53053510

I'm sorry , did you say something ? Since I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Jinx

>>53053659
>I want a female Blaziken .
What for, anon?

>>53054153

isn't obvious?

>>53053577
I had to find a good image of him too, which is hard when you don't know how to spell his name. There are surprising few considering how awesome he is.

>>53054539
Yes, I just want someone to admit it.

>>53054733

I don't know about the other people but Blaziken = eggs = more Blaziken = My own chain of fast food restaurants called Kentucky Fried Blaziken .