>Games aimed at children get played by manchildren

>Games aimed at manchildren get played by children

You got lazed by a 9 year-old?

Whoops, forgot to fix my name.

>9 year old cousin comes over
>Sees me playing pokemon
"WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT STUPID POKEMON GAME"
>explain that pokemon is a classic
>Bust out the modded wii thinking he'd maybe like to play some smash bros
"THIS GAME IS STUPID, DONT YOU HAVE HALO OR MODERN WARFARE?"
>Tell him if he dosent like my games then to go back home with his junkie mom and her black boyfriend.
>He cries.

supposedly he plays halo 24/7. I haven't touched it in 2 years. hell yah i got lazed by a 9 year old.

>>53014485

>Backhand across the face for disrespecting an elder.

>>53014485

>>53014589
Also
>Don't buy games with original price tags and pirate
>Buy games that were originally free

>>53014485
You need to slap your cousin's shit and teach him how to not be a fagget.

>Alone at last
>bust out favorite hentai movie and throw it on the big screen in the living room
>make sure volume is not to loud so people outside can hear
>Mom walks in saying "I forgot the...

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>9 year old cousin comes over
>ignore him

You know you're a pathetic faggot with no taste in games when a 9 year-old is calling your games stupid and childish. Time to put down the children's baby simulator little timmy and move on.

>>53014825
Go play Halo

>"THIS GAME IS STUPID, DONT YOU HAVE HALO OR MODERN WARFARE?"

>>53014485

Hey man, at least your 6 year old cousin doesn't ask you every single day if you can get on halo to play with Forge on the same 2 maps building the same stuff. Once in a while is fine but EVERY DAY? I have other games dammit

>>53014797
oh yeah this happens to me all the time

>>53014825
1/10
The one point is because you were trying very hard.

>9 year old cousin still wears diapers to bed
>he pisses in them and wears them all day
>puts on a fresh one to play halo 2 so he can piss while he plays
>his friend tells him he sucks at the game
>cousin throws piss filled diaper at him

Yep that event right there showed me that all hope was lost.

>Brother asks if he can restart game on my original pokemon gold
>Say no
>Come back from work to find out that he bitched to my mom and she let him restart it.

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Halo... More like.. GAY-LO!

>>53014979
i know right? and of course she has to sit on your lap the whole fucking time, bouncing and squirming like a spaz

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>12 year old cousin used to play pokemon, but gamesharked everything
>now he plays modern warfare 2 and halo, claims they are the greatest games ever
>Plays online with my 7 and 8 year old cousins
>Theres nothing i can do to stop it

STUPID SHITTY PLAYNTRADE!

>Play vidya
>9 year old cousin breaks into apartment, grabs second controller and owns me at halo
>Fall down the stairs, cracking my skull drowning in rapid diarrhea

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Wait, why are you guys so close to your cousins? White people don't hang out with their cousins more than once a year.

>Apply at gamestop
>go there every day and chat the crew up
>they hire a female 'gamer'
>she doesn't know a thing about games
>isnt even hot

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>9 year old cousin borrows my FF13 game
>go to his house a week later to get it
>go up stairs into the game room
>dvds and blurays and videos games all over the floor among other toys and 3 week old food
>fear the worst
>find the game out of its box on the floor beside a half eaten slice of pizza
>slowly turn it over
>scratched to shit, will never work again

>>53015655

You let him borrow it why?

>little sister sitting on lap while I'm playing a game
>she covers my eyes
>tell her to knock it off
>she starts bouncing up and down
>get a boner
>"ow what was that"
>"I have a pocket knife in my pocket"
>she reaches into my pocket and starts grabbing around
>she grabs my ass
>giant boner
>she notices and unzips my pants
>she starts smacking my boner around
>as she's about to suck my cock, her foot unplugs the console I was playing a game on
>realize it was a PS3
>I wake up
>I don't have a little sister
>I don't have a boner
>I don't have gaems

>>53015752
idk, i thought he would take care of it

>>53015655

Get him to pay it back out of his allowance.
Failing that, get his mom to pay it back.
Failing that, beat $60 + interest out of him.
Failing that, plant weed in his room.

>>53015839

You stupid fucking bitch, you don't let fucking baby dicks handle disc based games.

>>53015817

>Have a 13 year old brother.
>He played the shit out of Halo when he was nine.
>Thinks it's shit now.
>He just beat HL1 yesterday.

Feels good man.

>>53015817

lol'd so hard

>>53014485

You're 9 year old cousin is a retard. Kill him now so he won't suffer for another 40-50 years

>>53015461
We're Mexican.

>>53015817
im not sure how i feel about this poem

>14-year old sister busts into my room
>Asks for my credit card to pay for her WoW addiction
>Fuck no
>Threatens to blackmail mom by telling her I watch hentai with lolis in it
>Give in

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>53015817
I loled hard

>Pokemon
>FPSs

>>53016334

>>53016222

>Have 13-y.o. sister
>Plays Stranger's Wrath, Morrowind & Fallout 2 on a regular basis

Feels goodman

>>53015817
>I don't have a little sister
>I don't have a boner
>I don't have gaems
Rule 34 of PS3's Bioshock 2?

>>53016039
>>53016039

It's good to know there are new PC gamers.

>>53016039
I can beat that.
>Have a 15 year old little brother
>His favourite games consist of Fallout 1, 2, Deus Ex, Half-Life, System Shock 2, Super Metroid and Arcanum (among others)
>Hates Fallout 3, Halo 3, overrated modern day console crap

Also,
>My face when my 15 year old brother has better taste in games and better ideas for games that Toddler Howard

>>53016222
>give her bullshit reason to wait 10 minutes
>mom, little sister's blackmailing me to pay for her wow, she's gonna make up some fucked up lie about me
>ten minutes later fuck no i won't give you my card
>mom he watched hentai with lolis
>lolno

>>53016586

coolstorybro

why would your mom know what hentai is, much less lolis

>>53015817

>wake up
>don't have a boner

Wat

>>53016529
>have 13 year old sister
>her and her friends borrow my Wii and set it up in the den.
>they come and ask me if I can beat the lava golem boss on Twilight Princess.
>Do so, being all flashy and shit.

>Impress a bunch of 12 year old girls

>>53015655
>9 year old cousin borrows my FF13 game
>scratched to shit, will never work again

should've gotten a ps3 bro, bluray has no scratches

>>53016783

Go you.

>>53016783
>Impress children
>Think highly of yourself

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>53016803
That bullshit is true

>>53016960
>>53016960

proof?

>>53016803
Know what else? PS3 has no gaems.

>have a 16-year old brother
>played games since he was like 5
>beat half-life when he was 13, thought it was too easy and boring
>plays classics on his PSP
>hear little dipshit 16 year olds talk about MW2 and shit
>realize I saved us from 1 more shitty teen who thinks he's "hardcore" for playing a shit game for a few hours a week
feelsgoodbro.jpg

>>53015817
>I don't have a boner

wat

>>53016556

Lucky you. Gamers with taste are rare these days.

>>53016704
Because she stars in it.

>12 yo brother plays Pokemon.
>Challenges me to a match.
>It's not a fair match.
>Let him win subtly.
>He doesn't find out I let him beat me.
>He gets a self esteem boost.

Pic related: His face when he beat me.

>>53017423
I got 2 little brothers like this.
I won't let em fall in darkness ;_;

>>53017595
>>53017595

I used to do the same all the time
I also regularly let him win at MTG
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>Have 8 y/o brother
>He plays Halo all the time
>I wanted to let him try pokemon by transferring all my Pearl stuff to my HG game
>He says Pokemon sucks
Brother, I am disapoint

>>53017765
>>53017595

ITT: God tier bros.

>15 year old bother
>all he plays is Starcraft and Diablo 2
>sometimes Call of Duty 2 (rifles only)
>only plays on consoles for sports games

could be worse

>>53017599
Just don't turn them into /v/irgins who hate good things just because they're elitist assholes. My little bro does like some things most of you faggots hate or deem "casual." (Fallout 3 for example)

I agree, gamers who have a good taste in games are rare... I prefer many Old Games over many of the newer modern games... I hope FF13 will be good though.

>"THIS GAME IS STUPID, DONT YOU HAVE HALO OR MODERN WARFARE?"
ALL MY HATE!

>>53017879
>>53017595
>>53017765

Yes letting them win instead of them gaining actual skill? Fucking faggots. Great way to make more casuals.

>Have a 14 years old bro
>Doesn't play vidya

>10 year old brother interested in almost every game he sees me playing
>I let him play
>HOW DO I DO THIS HOW DO I THIS HOW COME I CAN'T DO THIS WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T DO ANYTHING HELP ME
Every

Goddamn

Time

>>53018065
My sister used to do that, now she's a hardcore gamer. I don't live with her anymore.
;_;

>>53017994
By playing poorly, you allow them to gain motivation and confidence, which helps them skill up. Otherwise, they just turn into this kid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL90fCgOrcE

>>53018065
>10 years old

There's your fucking explenation.

>>53014485
LOL it took a nine year old to tell the OP what a childish game he was playing

Oh man...this is funny and sad at the same time.

>>53018173

Other way around cock munch.

>play original Red at release
>obtain Mew legitimately from event, raise it meticulously for 40 or so levels
>get bored, stop playing for a few months
>come back, mew is missing from party, replaced by a level 3 caterpie
>grab gameboy from little brother, it's now in his party
>check move list
>STRENTH SURF CUT FLASH
>beat the shit out of him to within an inch of his life, break his cartridge
>Not allowed back home for 2 years after this.

>>53017994
>ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT
"big brother please go easy on me I just started"
>FUCK NO NIGGER YOU WILL PLAY AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND WIN
"but I can't all I have is a squirtle, a metapod, and a weedle-"
>YOU LOST? THAT'S IT BACK INTO THE BASEMENT FOR YOU AND YOU CAN'T COME OUT TILL YOU BEAT THE GAME WITH THAT PUSSY ASS WEEDLE YOU HAVE

>>53018278
HM slave?
that's what i would have done. your bro is smart.
Ive been trying to find someone to give me 3 mews 2 for hm slaves, infact.

>>53018300

that's motivation at its finest.

>>53018278
within an inch of his life? you shoulda just killed that little nigger

>>53018275
Shut the fuck up. Right now.

>By playing poorly, you allow them to gain motivation and confidence, which helps them skill up.
This means:
Player A plays poorly
Player B feels good and gains confidence
Confidence allows them to improve themselves

If you just beat them down constantly, they will have no confidence, will hate themselves, and will not improve.

>go visit 8-year-old cousin
>he's playing pokemon. I ask him why he's playing an RPG instead of a social game
"BUT POKEMON IS A CLASSIC IT'S THE MOST AWESOME GAME EVER I HAVE TO CATCH THEM ALLLL"
>he gets out his Wii and tries to go tourneyfag on smash bros
>I politely ask him if he has a casual FPS we can play for fun. He gets out Halo 3.
>I'm not very good at it but I manage to beat him, and then teabag him as a good-humored jest
"WAAAAH IT'S NO FAIR STOP BEATING ME I'M GOING BACK TO POKEMON."

I was playing deus ex, my 14 year old cousin comes in and he's like "holy shit did you make this? why does it look so horrible? what's with this shitty talking that goes on forever blaaa blaaa blaaa holy shit is this really the combat can you even recharge your health what the fuck you have to spend hours fixing up all your stuff on those little squares ok let's just play mw2 I brought it over so you can install it"

>2002
>12 year old cousin
>we are true vidya bros
>we played games like Final Fantasy Tactics, Valkyrie Profile, Super Metroid.... we loved RPGs, especially the more complex ones, also hard games.
>had a lot of fun
>2010
>cousin is now a fratboy who writes like a monkey and drinks like a faggot ,only thinks about having sex and spend his whole salary on bitches and whores.
>doesn't respond my emails
>doesn't answer my calls
>i finally get to talk to him, invite him for a vidya night
>"nah man, i don't play video games anymore" as in "look at that fat nerd, what a loser".

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Pokemon is not a classic. Unless it's from the 80s or older it is not a classic.

>>53018518

Unless they were raised to be little faggots and have everything handed to them, then you are correct, but if anything IN THE REAL WORLD, you know where little kids don't have assburgers like yourself. Being beat down in a game till the point you want to strive to beat it is the way to go.

Little bitch. You have no idea what motivation is.

>>53018173
>I'm gonna get the shotgun!

>everyone at school except for me talks about "cod 6"
>all talk about how pro they are, using weapons even i know are overpowered and gay
>try to tell them mw2 sucks, become instaloser
>try to tell them bfbc2 is better
>told it has bad graphics and is mw2 ripoff
>go home crying.

>10 year old cousin gets scribblenauts for his birthday
>He starts playing
>"HOW DO I SKIP THIS"
>"TUTORIAL? HOW DO I SKIP THIS?"
>"HOW DO I PLAY"
THAT IS WHAT THE TUTORIAL IS FOOOOR

>>53018759
What the hell is your problem? You've suddenly gotten incredibly angry and aggressive for no discernible reason. Calm down. Why are you accusing me of having aspergers? You believe that beating someone down again and again, crushing any confidence they have is the best way to train them?

What kind of hellish childhood did you have?

>>53019003
>at school
underage b&

>>53018718
>Implying games that are 20 years old cannot be classics.

>>53017994
>>53018275
>>53018431
>Douchebag doesn't have enough confidence to let himself lose at videogames.
>Hides it saying he's augmenting little kids' skill.
>Trollface.jpg

>>53019190
>underage b&
underage b&

>have 12 and 10 year old step brothers
>older has DS and PS2
>younger has a PSP
>Buy older SotC, FFIX, FFXII, tons of good games
>buy younger Monster Hunter, etc.,
>stepdad buys PS3 for living room
>both brothers just play bioshock 2 and call of duty all day
>cry in my bedroom.

>>53019125

lol I'm not being hostile, grow up bitch.

I was born a man, I have no childhood. You probably suck at video games anyway you casual faggot.

>Wait 4 years for Spore
>Preorder the special $80 edition
>find out it is mediocre crap
>Friend pirates it, plays it for a week, then dumps it.
>I'm out of 80 bucks.
>Pirate from now on.

NEVAR FORGET

>Talk to a few buds about the vidya
>They talk about MW2
>Tell them its a horrible game and it rushes you
>They ask what games I like
>I say MGS series and TF2 at the moment
>MGS SUCKS AND TF2? WHATS THAT?
Another
>Bioshock 2 Is fucking awesome
>LOL BIOSHOCK IS TOO SCARY STUFF JUMPS OUT
>Its not that bad...
>ITS TOO CARTOONISH AND THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD

I swear to God I can only have a good vidya talk with one person

>>53015192
What?

>>53019346
Ah. So you're the kind of person who has so little confidence in themselves, the thought that others may have been deliberately supporting them casts doubt on any achievement they have ever had. So you cover up your lack of confidence with aggression and bravado.

Gotcha. Classic internet tough guy. I'll keep that in mind.

>two people with bad taste in games exchange dialog
>hilarity ensues

>>53019389
>Tell them its a horrible game and it rushes you
so your socializing skills involve telling other people that the things they're interested in suck? and you wonder why you don't get good conversations out of it? you've been on /v/ too long, it's seeping into your real life.

good, i'm not the only one annoyed by frat gamers bragging about mw2 shit. god it pisses me off so much. i mean, even i enjoyed MW2, but i don't go swinging my nonexistent E-PEEN around everyone's faces. the worst is when they brag about being good with a grenade launcher

>9 year old cousin comes over
>Sees me playing pokemon
"WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT STUPID POKEMON GAME"
>explain that pokemon is a classic
>Bust out the modded wii thinking he'd maybe like to play some smash bros
"THIS GAME IS STUPID, DONT YOU HAVE HALO OR MODERN WARFARE?"
>get out

>>53019389
>randomly attacking someone for their tastes
>likes TF2 and Bioshock 2

>>53016222

>Threatens to blackmail mom by telling her I watch hentai with lolis in it
>Grab her by the troath and push her into the wall
>How about you blackmail me and I'll break your face you disgusting little whore?

Well, glad my best friend doesn't play FPS online (mostly because his internet is shit)

He likes Naruto though

>Go into local independant store looking for a cheap throwaway game like Killzone 2
>Find Demon's Souls and Metal Gear Solid 4
>£75 for the two
A GOOD DAY WAS HAD!

>>53019582
>>53019272

How does it feel to be trolled...HARD?!

Also defending yourselves on the internet from me? Priceless.

>Have a brother 2 years younger then me
>Not give a fuck
>He only got a Xbox 360 to be cool
>Never plays it
>Always acts tough when hes a tiny, skinny retard
>Dates a 14 year old when hes almost 20
>Deals drugs
>Never entered high school
>Gets caught with a shitload of drugs cause he's an idiot
>Gets the 14 year old pregnant
>Gets sent to prison for drug charges and is labeled a sex offender
>Gets anally raped his first day in prison.

And nothing of value was lost, including his black cherry.

>>53015192
Holy shit man! I didn't know your cousin was a tripfaggot called Ballz !LAWX9DORQ2. That's an amazing coincidence!

>>53019389
>Bioshock 2 Is fucking awesome

I'm a manager at GameStop and feel bad how some of my employees act.

>>53019755

I can taste the mad coming from your tears.

>>53019747
A word of advice. Acting stupid and then saying "LOL I WAS TROLLING" does not make you a troll.

It makes you stupid. It's the lowest possible counter-argument you could possibly take.

>>53019894

>Still responding to me
>Calls me a troll?
>Implying I don't know what I'm doing
>Obvious signs of ass pain from you


What was that?

>>53019880
>>53019747

Internet toughguy mode ... Engage!

>>53019880
>>53019985
Good to see that this is all you are capable of. Empty insults and bland accusations.

And the best part of all is? You know I'm right. And all you can do is insult me, use greentext and post reaction images. Maybe throw a "U mad" or something in.

I pity you. I really do.

>>53020040

Mmm so mad.

>Have 11-year cousin
>Drill him into becoming a Starcraft pro
>Make sure he spends all his waking hours playing over battlenet
>Personally have evaluation games against him weekly to judge progress
>(punish him if he hasn't made progress)
>Have him join the schools chess club to improve strategic skills
>Make him read Sun Tzu's Art of War for the same reason
>8 months later he's kicking both my ass regularily as well as my friends'
>Let him join a tournament
>Crushing defeat in every game
>Realize he's not Korean
>Realize I've wasted 8 months of training on him as well as turned him into a social outcast

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>One, two! One, two! And through and through
>The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
>He left it dead, and with its head
>He went galumphing back.

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>53020086

Good thing I already did what I wanted to happen.

THREAD DERAILED

Post video game related topics next time and not shitty baaw stories so you can gain attention.

>9 year old cousin comes over
>He gets a lot of amusement by allowing me to slam him in various ways on a mattress
>Get a solid workout and get to chokeslam a little kid all night
Fuck yeah, never grow up lil cousin.

>>53019747

>I WAS TRAWLING ALL ALONG, HUEHUEHUE

>9 year old girly cousin comes over
>Sees me playing pokemon
"WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT STUPID POKEMON GAME"
>explain that pokemon is a classic
>Bust out the modded wii thinking she'd maybe like to play some smash bros
"VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID. DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?"
>Cringe a bit, but turn off the systems and turn around to look for some board games.
>She grab my crotch from behind then proceeds to dry hump my leg...
>Wincest ensue.

>>53020152
I was homeschooled and my mom forced me to memorize that poem as a child ;_;

>>53020227
You haven't derailed the thread at all. Plenty of stories are still being told. You have achieved nothing.

Congratulations.

>>53020407

Oh boy

>Go to /v/.
>People take tripfags seriously.

FUCKING GAMESTOP!

>>53019741
Fuck that's expensive