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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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    143 KB Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:51 No.52887595  
    Anyone buy this shit on XBLA?

    How is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:52 No.52887634
    It's motherfucking Perfect Dark, what do you expect?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:53 No.52887681
    >>52887634
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:53 No.52887693
    Remake of a shitty 10 years old console shooter.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:53 No.52887707
    Well... It's Dark... And it's Perfect. What can I say?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:56 No.52887832
    >>52887693
    >I don't like it because it's not a Blue Ray movie and you can't Jason
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:56 No.52887852
    MW2 does everything it does, better
    >> HUGE !GUTSqLjRSE 03/18/10(Thu)10:57 No.52887912
    It's pretty good if you have friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:58 No.52887920
    Its really awesome. my friend bought it and we were playing it online all day yesterday.

    I mean, if you liked golden eye and perfect dark as a kid, theres no reason to not like it now.

    I look forward to playing again today
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:58 No.52887941
    It's Perfect
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:58 No.52887961
    >>52887634
    Seriously thats it, its perfect dark, but less blurry and a stable framerate.

    I forgot how much auto aim the game had, I mean shit puts halo to shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)10:59 No.52887973
    Fucking A
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:01 No.52888073
    It is seriously the reason I consider getting a 360.

    Just to confirm it, 4 players + all bots doesn't lag like hell anymore, does it?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:01 No.52888090
    Please tell me they got rid of that blurry screen shit when you got punched in multiplayer.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:02 No.52888118
    The Xbox Live Arcade is a reason to own a 360 over a PS3.

    Some extraordinary games on the XBLA.

    This is one of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:02 No.52888168
    >>52887852
    Except being good.
    >> HUGE !GUTSqLjRSE 03/18/10(Thu)11:03 No.52888204
    >>52888073
    it doesn't lag anymore, but they lowered the maximum players to 8. that's four sims max.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.52888226
    >>52888118
    Wii Virtual Console is still better.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.52888239
    It's Perfect Dark, in HD, and with a non-shitty framerate.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.52888252
    >>52888073
    Yes, it works like a charm, 60 FPS all the time.

    It's kinda weird getting used to that because in the original the tops were like 20 FPS.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.52888255
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    >>52888090

    Why? That's my favourite part!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:04 No.52888268
    There is an option to make it splitscreen even if yoru playing online with people, its kinda weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:05 No.52888324
    >>52888204
    WHAT

    That's a fucking dealbreaker right there man. We'd roll 4 players with 12 normal sims and hold down the motherfucking fort.

    4 sims is no joy. This saddens me greatly.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:06 No.52888331
    >>52888226

    I disagree, VC has a lot of good emulatans but some XBLA games are superlative.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:06 No.52888336
    >>52888268
    >its kinda weird.

    I think you mean FUCKING AWESOME!
    >> HUGE !GUTSqLjRSE 03/18/10(Thu)11:06 No.52888365
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    >>52888090
    >implying shooting someone with 30 tranq darts and making them blind wasn't the best part of perfect dark
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:07 No.52888392
    >>52888268

    Screen lookan?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:07 No.52888426
    While I'm a console gamer, this kind of remake reminds that PC gaming is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, they can play their old game for the early 2000 and put these shit in super high resolution and stuff. We console fags have to pay to be able to play those games in decent condition.

    Also GG Microsoft, I planned to buy this baby, but since you've banned my console, I can't. Very clever move MS.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:08 No.52888484
    >>52888090
    It's a neat feature and the perfect way to troll people. Why would you want rid of it?
    >> HUGE !GUTSqLjRSE 03/18/10(Thu)11:08 No.52888487
    >>52888324
    yeah it does suck, but if you think about it, they had to do it. maxing out the sims was usually what fucked the fps to hell on the n64.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:09 No.52888504
    >>52888268
    You mean so multiple people at one console can join the same game? Or some kind of screenlooking-across-the-internet shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:10 No.52888549
    >>52888504
    Both
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:10 No.52888550
    >>52888487
    Because the N64 and 360 have comparable processing power, right?

    MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:10 No.52888557
    >>52888426
    A lot of older games don't work on machines with multi-core processors so playing them is a pain in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:10 No.52888563
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    It's as good as can be expected.

    Nostalgia Goggles are a must whilst playing though.

    Great fun overall, also it's great to see the Goldeneye guns remodelled.

    Pic related: I always wondered what the Dostevei was supposed to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:13 No.52888736
    >>52888563
    Why didn't you just search for a picture before?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:13 No.52888737
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    Yo ATTN peoples.

    4 SIMS IS NOT THE LIMIT, YOU JUST HAVE TO UNLOCK THE ABILITY TO USE 8.

    happy happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:14 No.52888796
    >>52888557

    I went through hell getting System Shock 2 to work on my computer. Now it works perfectly.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:14 No.52888798
    I never had a chance to play it because I could not afford the expansion pack for the N64 at the time. I will get this game the first chance I get.
    >> HUGE !GUTSqLjRSE 03/18/10(Thu)11:14 No.52888801
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    >>52888737
    YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:14 No.52888805
    >>52888737

    Through challenges I assume? Then it's just like the original. If so, is it the same with some weapons and levels?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.52888846
    >>52888737
    I WISH TO SUCK YOUR COCK

    DEAL UNBROKEN
    >> Izzo !!KJI3gRQ/byF 03/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.52888875
    >>52888204
    >>52888324

    I can have up to 8 Sims. I think it goes to 11. I believe you have to complete challenges.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.52888887
    /r/ screen looker comic
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.52888897
    >>52887852
    Really? Modern Warfare 2 does british secret agents in the future better than Perfect Dark?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:15 No.52888904
    FPS of the year
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:16 No.52888918
    >>52888737
    That's it. I'm buying an xbox.

    Grats on doing a better job than the microsoft viral guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:17 No.52888963
    >>52888737
    MOTHERFUCKER!

    Seriously, I wish a 360 was cheaper on my country. I'd buy one right noe, plus 4 controllers just to play this.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:17 No.52888988
    complex

    8 perfect sims

    N BOMBS ONLY
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:17 No.52888997
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    >>52888897
    Actually it does
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:18 No.52889016
    >>52888737
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:18 No.52889059
    >>52887961

    What's the point of playing Perfect Dark if it's not blurry? And they removed bullet time?!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:19 No.52889093
    >>52889059
    The framerate can still die, but you have to push it a lot harder.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:20 No.52889110
    >>52887595
    No, I still have my N64. Go fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:20 No.52889164
    >>52889110

    enjoy your 2 fps
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:21 No.52889203
    >>52889093
    How much?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:21 No.52889205
    >>52889164
    I will, fag.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:21 No.52889208
    >>52889110

    have fun with all you're buds who still got theirs
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:22 No.52889230
    >>52887693

    >I don't like it because it doesn't have regenerating health, generic Samus clones or Oscar Mikes.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:22 No.52889257
    Can you still make explosions so big that they freeze the game?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:22 No.52889275
    >>52889203
    Well for starters, the weapon selection should look something like this.

    1NBomb
    2NBomb
    3NBomb
    4NBomb
    5NBomb
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:23 No.52889321
    Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were so fun on the N64 with in-person multiplayer that I wouldn't dare taint the experience with the kind of homos who play FPS games these days.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:25 No.52889387
    I'm amazed the N64 could play Perfect Dark even at the 15FPS it likes to run at, to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:25 No.52889407
    >>52889205
    >laughingcryingman.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:26 No.52889440
    >>52889321
    Hopefully they are too young to know what the game even is and won't be playing.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:29 No.52889638
    >>52889321

    I'm hoping this wont be the case. I only played one game online and everyone spawned with no weapons and there was just two guys hanging around two of the spawn rooms killing people as they appeared.

    Children will leave it soon enough, though. As soon as they realise there's no Killstreaks to do everything for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:31 No.52889823
    >>52888997
    The word "modern" doesn't usually imply the future, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:32 No.52889838
    >>52889321
    Just get some people you know and play with them.

    Seriously, If I were to play this game on the 360, I'd never play it online, because in my concept, PD is supposed to be played with people in the same room as you. So when you're playing with 10% health, to simulate 1 hit kill, and hit someone in the face with a throwing knife, you can see their expresion when they die 5 times in a row.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:35 No.52890063
    >>52889838
    >So when you're playing with 10% health, to simulate 1 hit kill, and hit someone in the face with a throwing knife, you can see their expresion when they die 5 times in a row.
    I hate you bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)11:35 No.52890073
    >>52889838

    >So when you're playing with 10% health, to simulate 1 hit kill

    Why not just use "one hit kills"?



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