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I generally dislike having female starters outside of breeding purposes.

I also hate female Mr. Mime and male Ledyba/Ledian.

FACT:pokemon is for chilren and manchildren alike

Gardevoir is the only pokemon whose gender i'm fussy about, i don't want a male one

Yep, you got me OP. Female Kirlia as my lead as we speak.

Luxray must be male. Badass thunder lion is absolutely REQUIRED to have a huge mane.

I disagree OP. playing Sapphire I had a male Gardevoir and didn't care in the least. I can't think of one that I had to have a certain gender.

Back in Red, I thought my whole team was male.

When I transfered them to Silver, it turns out my Raichu -my favourite Poké- was female.

Transfered it back to Red where they remained genderless.

Felt bad man.

Fuck your Gardevoir.

Untrue

Archinine must be a male.
Luxray must be male.
Ninetails must be Female.
Kangaskahn must be female.
Gengar must be male
Alakazam must be male
Jolteon must be male
Vaporeon must be female
Any "serious" dragons must be male. Such as Salamance, Garchomp, Dragonite, Tyranitar, and I suppose Aggron.
Onix and Geodude must also be male.

Yep

male Mewtwo

I mean, it's obvious he is a male, so I want to have one. If I go into the secret cave and encounter a female Mewtwo, I try again

Sorry bro I choose Gallade. Every time.

Knight and lady, bitch. Your lion's got nothing on these.

>>52886377
I thought legendaries had no gender except for special cases.

I was not aware mewtwo was one such case.

My first Pokémon must be male.

I'm super selective about my Pokemon's genders.

If it looks like a male, it must be male.
If it looks like a female, it must be female.

For example, there's no such thing as a female Ursaring.

>>52886424
It's not. Cresselia is always female, Latios and Latias are male and female respectively, and Heatran can be either. Other legendaries don't have gender.

Luxray is cuter. :3

>>52886414
Link and Zelda.jpeg

>>52886354

>Kangaskahn must be female

NO SHIT!

>>52886377

Legendaries, except for Latias and Latios, are genderless, like Staryu/Starmie

Actually, even since genders were implemented, I've always only trained male pokemon

I like to regard them as Joey Tribbiani-tier bros, don't want no bitches in my bro team

Male charizard

>>52886181
Thats ok too
I shouldnt have stated it as fact and there are those who arent phased by pokemon gender,
but on many occasions the apperence or behavoir of a pokemon might invoke us to catch a specific gender of it, like a female Jigglypuff for example, for a female mismagius

sometimes wish it didnt bother me though,

why does she have a guitar pick stuck through her chest?

>>52886514
Females can be Bro's. Picture related.

A male Gardevoir would be like a pokemon versión of Hideyoshi.

pic related, prefered as   male  

Gardevoir aside, it's Ponyta/Rapidash and Vulpix/Ninetales.

>>52886648
No one knows who that is on /v/. Take your traps back to /a/.

It's bad enough I have to hide trap threads on one board, I'd rather not have to do it on /v/ too.

>>52886643
>weeaboo whore
>bro

no

>>52886604
Kirlia's head thingies have jumped down there. Doesn't really explain why but..

It looks retarded if you have a ferocious, flame-throwing Charizard that is female.

God I hate it when my starters are female. (Except for Chikorita)

Whatsa matter OP, don't like trap? Feel insecure about your sexuality?

Male Gardevoir named Claude is high tier.

>>52886377
Maybe Mewtwo is truely genderless, but spoke with that voice using his mind in the movie to appear superior

>>52886583
meant to say OR a female mismagius

Female Primeape.

>>52886782
I'd name my Male Gardevoir Loretta
And the Walrein would be Paul.

>>52886483
I still think of legendaries having genders subconsiously, you know ..
Moltres = Bitch
Articuno = Bitch
Zapdos = Bro
Mewtwo = Bro
Mew = Bro
Ho-oh = Bitch
Lugia = Bro
Suicune = Bitch
Raikou = Bro
Entei = Bro
Celebi = Bitch
Kyogre = Bro
Rayquaza = Bro
Groudon = Bro
Latias = Obviously bitch
Latios = Obviously bro
Regice = Bro
Registeel = Bro
Regirock = Bro
Jirachi = Bro
Deoxys = Bro
Palkia = I dunno it looks really gay like a penis so lets just call it your next door neighbor that happens to be a faggot.
Dialga = Bro
Giratina = Bro/Bitch
Arceus = Jesus
Mespirit = Bitch
Azelf = Bro
Uxie = Bro
Heatran = Bro
Cresselia = Obviously a bitch
Darkrai = Bro
Shaymin = Bitch

Did I list em all?

>>52886834
Girls can't get mad?

Female Primeape is fucking awesome bro.

dump some Gardevoir images.

FUCK YEAH MALE GARDEVOIR

HATERS GONNA HATE.

>>52886934
Never implied they can't broski, I love my female Primeape. She's a true sis on my FireRed.

Must.
Be.
Male.

>>52886903
What about Regigigas?

>>52887021
Oh he is a bro. My bad, I knew I forgot one.

a lot of strange people here who haven't realised Mewtwo is obviously a female[/Spoiler]

>>52887010
Dude, Machamp are 75% male anyway.

But yeah, I wish the genders were more distinct from each other, so we could avoid shit like obviously male pokemon having a female gender anyway, and vice versa.

A trap is fine too, though.

>>52886903
>Ho-oh = Bitch

Boy what are you smoking?

THEY MUST ALL BE MALE. ALWAYS

>>52887179
It has colors that aren't white, black, or blue

>>52887179
Ok then does homo rainbow bird work better?

>>52886903
Mew is obviously a bitch

>>52886903
>>52887179
Yeah I always thought of Ho-oh as male and Lugia as female. Probably because of that episode of the anime.

>>52887200
Those are the colors of a bruised caucasian. Reds and oranges and golds are the colors of fire, which is the most manly of the classical elements.

I can't believe how pahael fails in term of quality Gardevoir porn. Deliver some links, please.

>>52887314
>quality furry porn

That doesn't exist, because the only people who draw it are other furries. And furries can't draw for shit.

>>52887010

def needs to be a dude
it just seems wrong.

>>52887314
>>52887349

furries CAN draw for shit. thats the only thing they are good at. and gardevoir isn't furry, she's the same category as an alien.

Furries suck at everything, what did you expect.

>>52887314
check lu.cisio

>>52887491
>and gardevoir isn't furry
Dude, pic related.
>she's the same category as an alien
THAT'S IN NO WAY BETTER, THIS ISN'T YOUR MASS EFFECT WAIFU WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

I suppose there might be a bunch of pokemon that could go either way

for me though I prefer a female Mawile

>>52887491
I lol'd really hard

Roserade must be male for me.

Male Gardevoir are trixy.

only genders I care about are female snorunt, male kirlia, and female combee.

>>52887849
>The 2 don't seem to get along
>Produce Eggs anyway
I wonder if this is how?

>>52887923
don't be silly
the answer is rape

>>52887761
ah, completely forgot about mawile, female too, yes

more pussy.

>>52887923
They're just tsundere.

>Female Geodude

Eeeeeeeeeeewewewewe

>>52887979
I've never had my ditto get along with anyone
always produces eggs
rape monster

Yup, gardevoir has to be female because of too-obvious feminine traits, for starter I prefer male. Otherwise, I'm pretty much okay with anything else, well maybe besides a female Mr. Mime.

On a related note, where can I find a Ralts in HG/SS? Bulbapedia says it's in Route 36 on swarm when Oak says so on his show, but it hasn't happened for me yet. I just need a psychic to complete my team.

>>52888072
Only Pokemon in the same egg group can be more responsive than "They don't seem to like eachother much". Ditto is alone in its egg group. Which is the rape monster group.

>>52886903
this is a troll post isn't it?

Also Lugia is female to me. Probably has something to do with the whole Lugia and her baby Lugia thing, the fact that the name ends with an a which implies it's a female and the fact that mothers are the most ferocious beings in nature. I'd rather fight a male bear than a female bear who has recently become a mother.

>>52888097
"You've got to be kidding!"

Also, Bellossom must be female too
flowers on its head and a hula girl outfit, makes sense

male lopunny = creepy

>>52888099
What's wrong with traps?

Pokemon that I feel are inherently feminine - Gardevoir, Milotic, Mawile, all Eeveelutions, Meganium, Mismagius, Ninetales, every damn legendary bird including Ho-oh and Lugia, ever "fairy" legendary (Mew, etc), Lake Trio, Wigglytuff, Clefable (can't remember if those last two are all one gender though), Dragonite

Pokemon that I feel are inherently masculine - All starters other than Meganium (see above) and Blaziken (can goe either way), Machamp, Luxray, Gyarados, Salamence, Legendary Beasts (Raikou & Co), Alakazam, Gengar, Golem, Lucario, Slaking, Manectric, Hariyama, Medicham, Poliwrath

Probably some others out there, but I can't think of any atm or just don't feel like listing more.

All pokemon have physical traits that are innately male and female. That has been this way until the recent games came out that have actual physical gender differences in the pokemon creature itself.

>>52888237
Oh yeah Lopunny, every one of these damn things are female as far as I'm concerned.

>>52888178
It isnt, I just posted a list that is strict to the games, thus I avoided listing lugia as female. If you wish to count the anime then I'll say Bro/Bitch.

>>52886903
>My face while reading that.
So true.

Usually I try to balance my team out. You know, 3 girls, 3 boys (or 2 of both genders, and 2 of unknown gender). But no matter what, Mismagius must always be female.

I mean come on, MISmagius. If it was male, I'd have to name it Mrmagius. And that sounds silly.

>>52886903
dont talk shit about suicune
>>52886787
Motherfucking DAN GREEN yo

can the machop family ever be female?

>Gender stereotype thread

Really?

its male

>>52888582
>I mean come on, MISmagius. If it was male, I'd have to name it Mrmagius. And that sounds silly.

That would sound silly, the pokemon's form has a witch's dress, and witches are usually female.

Ok, things to be done in gen V:

-Change Gardevoirs into female only.

-Change Machops, Machokes and Machamps into male only.

-Give Luxio and Luxray a Dark subtype.

-Fighting/Rock/Flying starters.

-Include a Light type, weak against Poison and Bug, strong against Dark, Electric and Fighting, SE against Dark, Electric and Ghost, NVE against Bug, Poison and Ice.

>>52888099
Ive thought about this before, but I feel a vague similarity between Gardevoir and Rukia from Bleach

tell me if im wrong though

>>52888646
I agree completely.

Anyway, feel good working towards a goal in these games. Currently training a Chimchar for chain breedan purposes.

>>52888614
Aint talking shit bout suicune son, infact shes my main hoe along with my FABULOUS pimpkrow.

>>52888692
......I can see it too somewhat

>>52888387
i feel like suicune (however the fuck its spelled) is a girl due to its color scheme and more feminine facial structure compared to the other two

i don't care what anyone says, relicanth is always male and corsola is always female

>>52888582
The Mis comes from Mysterious not ms.

>>52888488
>my face when people blame furries for everything completely unironically

That white "dress" that gardevoirs have... is it part of the gardevoir? Would it hurt if it was ripped or cut?

any of the semi-legends have to be male
gyarados has to be male
gardevoir, mismagius and milotic have to be female

>>52888690
>-Change Gardevoirs into female only.
On the contrary, make Gallade either male or female. It's a stupid stereotype that only men can be honorable warriors.

And it would just be plain cool.

They should add a third Kirlia evo too.

in general, male pokemans have higher offensive stats, and female pokemans have higher defensive stats.

>>52888802
You have dirty thoughts.

>>52888618
12,5% female I think, so 1:7 female-male ratio

Pokemon are obviously sentient right? And some of them like Gardevoir are humanoid in appearance... Damn if Pokemon wasn't such a noblebright world there'd definitely be problems with stuffing what are basically metahumans into airtight balls and forcing them into blood sports for our entertainment.

lapras must be female.

nidoran, has to be male yo

HO-OH is a bro

>>52887349
>furries can't draw for shit

>>52888780
To me, Suicune just comes off as the pretty boy of the bunch.

>>52888582
i traded a male mawile to a friend which i nicknamed Manwile, same with a seviper i nicked Sheviper, he raged

>>52888861
It's more the "being turned to energy and stored in a PC" thing that would unnerve me.

>I also hate female Mr. Mime and male Ledyba/Ledian.

All ladybugs are male.

>>52888916
It's funny you say that because Ho-oh clearly looks like the female one in that pic, Moltres being male.

I don't see a problem with female Mr. Mime other than the species name.

Just give it a feminine name, and done.

more pics, less bullshit

female

>>52889055
Ho-oh is either female, or the most fabulous pokemon ever

>>52888916
>>52889055

>>52889055
wat

>>52888861
Hell I want to see more story behind the possible moral issues that would arise from this, especially with the humanoids you mentioned. Hell every fighting type is classified as "Humanshape" save for Heracross and I think Poliwrath and Breloom, which could throw them into the loop.

Don't tell me you wouldn't want a trap hula hula dancer on your team.

>>52887010
>>52889213
>posting the exact same art

Son, I am disappoint.

>>52888930
anyone have the picture where its like:
>an entry from the furry community
>that picture
>an entry from /v/
>shit picture made in mspaint

I am not predisposed towards any Pokemon having a set gender based on looks alone

unless of course they are set into a permanent gender(Miltank, Gallade)

"But why do you have an all male team then"

So I can fantasize about them

>>52889218

I don't like traps

>>52888206
HHNNNNNNNNGGGG-time for moemon

all female, of course

There are male Gardevoirs?

They must be massive buttfucking faggots.

>>52889159
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>52889285
Both male, big brother and little brother

thats the vibe im getting for some reason

>>52888614

You're kidding. Dan Green? Really? I thought he sounded familiar.

>>52889422
funny part is Riolu has the type advantage even if he doesnt have the stats.

Yeah, though it's kind of all over the place. The obvious things that are just feminine-seeming, Gardevoir/Lopunny/Mismagius/Bellossom/et al I only catch/use females of. For other pokemon, a lot of times I don't care unless it's going on my team. Generally speaking if it's cute I aim for female, if it's cool/badass looking I catch a male. It's not always consistent between evolutions, either; Jigglypuff, female. Wigglytuff, male.

>>52888861
>>52889213
>Pokemon tournament
>Clefable vs Steelix
>"Steelix, use Crunch!"
>Blood everywhere
>Little trainer girl crying
Cool sport, bros.

>>52889509
Lucario can learn attacks of almost all types though.

All but two of them I think.

It's awesome like that.

>>52889285
I win, my resolution is superior

I prefer male starters

>>52888690

Machop family has a 75% chance to be male. If it were 100% male, there would be no way to get egg moves onto it. IMO change it to 87.5% male (Same as starters)

>>52889627
let them fight over second place, everyone already knows who gets first

>>52889627
You win this round!

I'll be back...

>>52889560

>Pokemon tournament
>Clefable vs Steelix
>"Clefable use Metronome"
>Clefable uses Self-destruct
>Bloody explosion

>>52888387
I always saw umbreon as more of a dude because he had a different "look". More fit imo.

I had a male Gardevoir in Emerald.

I called it Bridget.

>>52888387
>eeveelutions
>all females
dunno about you but i'd think umbreon, jolteon, leafeon and maybe flareon would be pretty male

>>52889353

I fucking LOVE that game! It's funny if you trade for a nidoking and teach it attract, you can shut down 90% of the opposing pokemon in the game. Also, have you found a way to save? My game ends when I beat the E4 because the "cartridge" can't be found or whatever

>>52889882
somuchwin.jpg

That reminds me, I need to make a Trap (as in, using traps) Assassin in D2 named Bridget.

>>52889918
I also love moemon :3 I want moemon Plat so badly.

>>52889686
Just give them a female counterpart, like Tauros/Miltank, or the Nidorans, and fix the female thing so their egg ratio is 50/50 to either gender/species.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07
/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php

>>52889159
GOD DAMN NEZUMI

FUCK MY LIFE THAT I KNOW WHO DREW THAT

>>52889918
>looks up moemon
>my face

>>52890023
A 75% female 3-stage Fighting-type evo line?

FUND IT.

Make it Fighting/Electric or something awesome like that.

>>52889911
>leafeon
>male

>>52890097
Moemon is cash.

Just look at Walrein goddamn.

>>52890232
Or Blaziken...

>>52890273
Salamence...

Are there only 3 versions of moemon out? Firered, Leafgreen, and Emerald? I've only played Leafgreen but I'm downloading Emerald

>>52887755
>damn this banana is fucking good.jpg

How something so simple can make me lol so hard...

It's the magic of the universe.

>>52889911
The others I guess are arguable, but Leafeon is pretty girly

>>52889739
I'd imagine Clefable blowing up to involve blood and lots of glitter and stardust

>>52889743
They just don't really seem like males to me. At least not enough to warrant only 12.5 percent of them all being female.

>>52890316
Flygon...

Kingdra has to be male. Otherwise it'd be Queendra.
Milotic has to be female.
Dusknoir has to be male

>>52890358
Pinsir is pretty baller-tastic.

Actually, I seem to be fine with any gender on any of my pokemon. I even got the gender of my sandslash wrong when recreating the one I had in Crystal (This one is male, original was female). Even my sudowudo is freaking female. I guess I just don't seem to care.

Tentacruel...

And I totally disagree, Milotic can definitely be male, just as Gyarados can be female.

>>52890316
hot damn thats a sexy salamence

>>52890108
More like keep Machop's 75/25 gender ratio and introduce a 2 stages Fighting/Electric female only evolution.

>>52890358
you are all smalltime.
bitches don't know 'bout my breloom.

Houndoom looks badass.

i like my nidokings female
and my nidoqueens female

>>52890522
Breloom is quite nice.

>>52890499
Inorite, totally worth the time it took to train it.

>>52890556
i know what i said

Every gen there's at least one for me.

Scyther/Growlithe have to be male.
Teddiursa/Skarmory have to be male.
etc

>>52890606

>Bashful

HHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

umbreon is definitely female, especially tsundere, where is that pic of that umbreon who got attracted?

And a shiny Loudred I encountered D:

Too bad Exploud looks monstrous in moemon form :(

>>52890556
That reminds me, I don't understand why Nidorina and Nidoqueen can't breed.

>>52890556
>nidoking
>female

I never understood why they programmed this fellow into the game.

Japanese devs do things differently I guess.

>>52890556

Nidbroking is and always be male. He is the greatest bro of all time. OF ALL TIME

I feel ashamed of doing this, but damn was it funny at the time

Numel is HOLY FUCK ADORABLE.

Oh man, this had me SO pumped for Gardevoir.

And then it evolved and it had the vanilla Gardevoir sprite for some goddamn reason.

I rarely rage but goddamn this had me raging for days.

>>52890848
certianly is

>>52888692
What the fuck that's not how you hold a two-hander.
That artist sucks balls.

Armored flying loli, anyone?

>>52890679
oh right. Umbreon just always seemed more male to me though.

>>52891470
post pikachu
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG OVERLOAD

>>52891470
>Hasty Skarmory

>>52888206
Just fix the male ones a little, pic related.

>>52890664
>>52891646
It's fucking MOEMON. Who the raging hell gives a fuck about natures in Moemon?

>>52889882

>>52891646
Problem, officer?

>>52891643
Pikachu doesn't look that good imo. Don't have a pic though.

>>52890800
birth of a supervillain

I always have male Pokémon. They're mah bros. Unless it's a female only or it's a feminine Pokémon (Kirlia, Gardevoir, possibly Chikorita line)

oh you pedos and your little girls

>>52891920
>trollface.jpg
Oh u

They're cute, you don't like cute?

I like gengar

my face after realizing my bro of a cyndaquil turned out to be female

INB4 SABRINA'S FEMALE MR. MIME

>>52892014
Alot of people do. Its shiny sprite looks pretty shit though.

>>52891992

not the same person, but I cannot say I enjoy Moemon in any capacity

it's pretty dumb, imo

Needs more Touhoumon

>>52887903
Source?