>>52277229
HAHA she thinks you' re gay!
XD

>>52277532
obvious selfbump

>>52277585
No way.

>heavy rain sex scene with Paige.
>mom in same room on computer
>turn sound down
>Stand in front of TV
>AWESOME

>>52277229
So... where' s this pic from?

>>52277229
I wish there was a big budget game with two boys loving eachother, why does your mom ask that anyway? there's nothing wrong about two guys in love, maybe your mom needs to be more openminded

>>52281163
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY~!

>>52281554
yeah so? Isn't it the inside that matters? I've felt really attracted to females, but my boyfriend is such a sweet and lovely guy, I wouldn't trade it for anything

>>52280196

http://nerfnow.com/comic/232

>>52281920
hf getting meat tearing up your butthole

>>52277229
>Go to friends uni for night out
>Next morning, his ebay is still logged in
>Cackle as I buy a dvd called "big gay bears volume 3"
>Think nothing more of it
>Couple of weeks later, find a non sealed package on my bed
>It contains big gay bears
>Realize mother was the one who placed it on my bed, and she is INCREDIBLY nosey
>Two weeks after that, get another open letter - this being a homosexual love letter from my gay lover
>Mother asks why I dont have a girlfriend
>4 years later, still thinks im gay

Feels like i got pwned man.

>>52281920

Why did you call your boyfriend an it if he means so much to you?

>>52281163
She didn't say anything critical. Just asked a question.

Also, I foresee "not video games".

>Play Twilight Princess
>Dad walk in and watches
>Transform into Wolf Link, Midna appears, and teleport away

>Dad's reaction

>>52282015
>Moeblob shit for casuals to jerk off with

Adopt a tripcode. This is essential since anti-tripfag sentiment is rampant in /v/.

>>52282265


It's illegal to open up someone else's mail. You should tell your mom to quit that shit out and not to be such a nosey bitch.

>>52282272
with "it" I ment "the love" that we two have =)

>>52282726
>>52282726
Doesn't apply to underage B&

>9 years old
>Playing Tekken 2 with dad
>He uses yoshimitsu and spams kangaroo kick to beat me
>Does this like 10 times in a row
>I cry
>He brings it up 9 years later in front of my GF and lolz

>>52282798


Ah, well I'm happy for you two. I'm engaged, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone in the entire world.

>>52282930

obama has one hell of a troll face

>Playing Shadow Hearts Covenant
>Finishing up side quests
>working on getting all the trading cards
>Mom walks in
>"Hey whatcha doing in the game now?"
>"I'm uhh, trading male only porn cards to 2 gay guys..."
>her face

>>52283139
COOLFACE

>>52283233

>>52283233

No. it is Trollface......

>play god of war
>beat the hydra
>mom comes in right as I realize there's naked chicks on the screen
>try to make Kratos stand in front of them

>Playing Final Fantasy X
>Tidus-Yuna scene after fighting Seymour the second time
>Dad walks
>"When did Final Fantasy become so gay?"
>Tells me to save, we're going out for dinner in ten minutes

>>52282265
bwahahahah that sucks man

>Playing Final Fantasy XIII
>Dad walks into the room.

Fuck.

>Playing Dante's Inferno
>Tits all the time
>Father asks what kind of images am I watching

>Kingdom Hearts 2
>Atlantis
>Dad walks in
>UNDER THE SEAAAAA, UNDER THE SEAAAA
>Laughs at me
>Have no excuse to offer

>>52283869
>>52283898
lmfao

>playing GoW2
>on the final boss
>apparently this one has untreated breast cancer so the screens basically boobies everywhere
>dad walks
>asks why i do dis
>i roll eyes and continue to beat dat ass

>thanksgiving dinner with family
>guild is planning to down Ragnaros for the first time (vanilla WoW)
>fake depression/anxiety and retreat to my room
>bloodfang pants drop
>I'm a rogue

>>52284574
pathetic.

Posted this one a couple of times before
>playing Dante's Inferno on my 360
>fighting Cleopatra
>dad walks in and sees Cleopatra
>"is she vomiting babies out of her nipples"
>"yeah dad she is"
>"oh cool, by the way your mother would like you to do blah blah"
>go outside to help mother
>come back
>dad is playing dante's inferno on hell difficulty

>>52284574
go hang.... no actually~ im (see image)

>>52284531

>same shit happened to me

>>52284797
Blastoise Dad.

>>52282930
your dad is awesome

>>52284797
Your dad is fucking awesome

You know the 'Are you winning, Son?" dad? Mine was kind of the opposite, he'd pop his head 'round the door, "You're not very good at this, are you?" and then fuck off.

>Playing Rayman 2 on N64
>Can't alternately push A and B fast enough to make the frog or whatever the hell it was reach the finish
>Dad asks for controller
>Fingers of lightning speed
>Beats race on first attempt and then gives controller back to me

>>52284898
>~
>(see image)

>>52284176
Vanille sure know how to make sexy sounds just by sitting down.

uugh, aah, mmm, aah, ooh

:3

>Dad is a shitty gamer but still likes to try
>Playing Bioshock
>Goes into the dentist's office, leaps 300ft in the air and screams "FUCK" at the top of his lungs
>My face

>Bad Company 2 at bros house
>One of his friends walks in
>he says "Oh cool, is that Counter Strike?"

>>52285605

Guess we know why your mom married him

>>52285746

Is that the guy that whose shadow you see, then he disappears, and as your leaving he jumps out the over side of the corpse storage? I called it and it still made me jump.

>Play gta4
>in strip club
>dad walks in
>"hey what you doing"
>I say "Beating up strippers"
>"let me try"
It was a great night of stripper beating followed by a police chase ending in a blaze of glory.

>son is playing some nippo korean game
>He's playing a fairy girl, complete with wings
>Says it's an MMORPG where you can design your own avatar and be whoever you want
>realize he wants to be a fairy girl
>dissapoint

>Playing Dante's Inferno
>Dad is an English professor
>Severe disappoint transforms as he realizes I am in no way taking it seriously
>He watches me play and we share a good laugh, making MST3K style commentary the whole time
>Satan's immense floppy dick made my dad laugh louder than I've ever heard

Was a good time, /v/.

>Playing FFXIII
>Cutscene where Snow proposes to Serah
>Mother walks in and says
>What the hell is this you bought? It is a game or a movie?

What made it more awkward was the fact that I burst out laughing after she said it.

Hmmm......I don't really have awkward video game moments. The closest I can think comes from bad voice acting (Persona 3's various NPC's and FFX's Yuna come to mind), but my parents are pretty cool with any video games I play.

My dad is super into watching me play BC2, and he cracks up when he hears "I JUST DROPPED THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Oh, and since I have like....6 /v/rigins on my friends list (a few that use mics), and since I don't have a mic, he laughs when you guys make jokes, too :3

>Watching The Head as a kid with my friend
>drunk/half-asleep mother on the couch starts rambling on about how "THIS GAME SUCKS"

i'd kill for a The Head video game

>Play tekken with dad
>beat him everytime
>he doesn't give up
>he starts shouting and gets angrier and angrier
>after about an hour he slaps me and goes out
>never speak of it again.

>Playing generic FPS
>Dad walks in
>Is this all you play son?
>Ask him what I should be playing
>Tells me to put on DMC

>>52286297
>Floppy Dick
...What?
I never noticed that.

Mom thinks Zelda's theme in Ocarina of Time is the soundtrack to a porno.

>>52285807
zing

>>52282265

First off, if you were buying incriminating gay shit with your friend's eBay account as a prank on him, why would you send it to your own house? Second, what the fuck is the letter from your gay lover about? Are you gay or aren't you? I'm fucking confused.

>>52286563
Your dad is a wise man.

>>52286965
mother always opens everything
friend sent that shit to his house un opened

>playing Street Fighter IV as Dan
>mum point that he looks like Steven Seagal
>goes on about how hot she thinks he is
>tells me that I should wear my hair in a ponytail more often

>>52285807
>>52286846
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Playing HoN
>Mum wanders in to use printer
>Itunes library on random
>Rock Lobster is playing
>She starts dancing
>Forget about HoN, do the mashed potato

>Playing press X to Jason
>Dad walks in
>"That's one shitty game."
>Keep mashing X.
Awkward.

I.... i don't have a family

>>52287171
lol

>>52287171
I fucking love this, also:

>friend playing wow
>my other friend jokes about his matching gear
>he explains to her how it's a set
>I crack in and ask if the rest of his guild coordinates their wardrobe in the same way
>female friend breaks out laughing, friend blushes
>coolface.jpg

>SUPER MARIO GALAXYYYYYYYYY!

>>52281163
>I wish there was a big budget game with two boys loving eachother

>Walk into sons room
>He is playing Final Fantasy
>Laugh him in the face and call him a weaboo
>Never see him playing that shit again

Feels good man

>Playing Defense Grid : The Awakening
>Rasberries

>>52287667

> some shit jrpg
> villian woman sort of flirting wiht MC, really awkward to wac
> mom walks in, stands at door and watches the entire scene
goddamn it mom

>Touhou 07
>Final stage
>Eh son, you're shooting cherry blossoms?
>Say yes

Shit was kind of awkward for some reason

OH BOI GREEN TEXT THREAD

>>52281920

>playing heavy rain
>sex scene
>loads of friends walk in randomly
>friend's girlfriend remarks, "I think this is a game (blank) meant to play alone"
>I call her immature while continuing to press R1 rapidly to finger Madison

also

>father loves shining force
>I'm 17 and the first Shining Force ps2 game comes out, buy it with own money for father
>play it first to make sure it's not incredigay
>it is
>father walks in while I'm playing it, realizes what it is
>filled with anger at what has happened to Shining Force, remarks that we need to re-nuke japan. still holds grudge

>>52287825
>Defense Grid
>girlfriend: "does that guy ever shut up?"
>me: "I already turned the voice thing down all the way..."

>Playing Ar Tonelico 3
>Prerequisite loli stripping sequence
>Little sister asks why I always play games with little japanese girls
>Mom says at least they're not little japanese boys
>Dad agrees
>We all laugh together
>My family is totally cool with me being a pedo

>>52287791
>>52286122

>implying /v/ going neckbeards have children

>Dad breaks lock open to my room
>I'm playing Half-Life 2 for the first time, following Alyx to the lab
>"Is this one of them girlfriend simulators?"

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your mom.

>>52277229
>ya

>>52281163
Plus, more women for us to get shot down by/be too nervous to talk to.

my father once sat down at my pc while I was lounging on my couch and started looking at my open tabs. he found /v/ and browsed page one
in that page he found tits, loli porn, gay sex, etc. it was a particularly bad day for /v/. the only words that escaped his lips were "What kind of faggoty shit is this?"

>>52288731
Don't worry, they had their kids before they discovered 4chan. It's only a matter of time before the transformation is complete.

>>52288652

At university I met this guy who was a huge nerd, even by /v/ standards. We were talking about videogames and he started talking about Ar Tornelico. I told him I never heard of it, asked him what its about. He starts going quiet and just says "its an RPG". When I get home I research about it. Never talked to him again

>>52289071

>playing Halo with some of my bros
>one isn't very good but we don't care we're just having fun
>he gets bitchier and bitchier and keeps saying how the game is unfair
>eventually takes his laptop into the other room and plays WOW by himself

>>52289071
Tell us about it

There are some things I don't want my isp to even have record of, I feel as if this is one of those things

>Playing my NES
>Dad sees me playing Castlevania 3
>Asks why the fuck I play "old shit like that" when I have a Playstation 3

>Playing Penumbra in the dark late at night
>Suddenly brother bursts into room to borrow something
>Scream and collapse off of chair
>Alt-tab forget to pause game
>Parents, woken by the scream, burst into angrily
>Start shouting
>Screen is on 4Chan, shows 2 posts of fetish porn on front page
>Strange grinding noises from Penumbra
>We all sit/stand there for about a minute before everyone leaves silently

>>52289071
>>52289352
Look guys... NORMALS.

>>52289071
>>52289352
Oh please, I masturbated to this game several times already and I could care less.

Once while my sister watched

I'm just surprised nobody's mentioned raiden yet.

>i'm 8 years old
>playing Super Mario Bros. 3
>dad comes into the room
>pulls his pants down
>squats over my NES
>takes a shit on it
>he then says, ''i told you to do your homework''
>my face

>Playing Gears of War
>Dad walks in.
>He sits on bed and watches without saying a word.
>I get creeped the fuck out.
>I mute headset and play game in perfect silence so he won't hear what me and my bros usually talk about.
>I get blown apart in some manner.
>He gets up, says "I fall to pieces..." in a half-singsong voice, and leaves

>>52289535
>>52289860
you guys aren't going to telll me what Ar Tornelico is are you?

>>52290047

Google, man. Learn to use it.

>>52289494

My dad said the same thing. While I was playing Link to the Past.

>>52289494
Similar

>My sister buys a Genesis collection disc.
>She starts up Ecco
>Brother in law remarks "Why would you play this, look at how shitty the graphics are."
>Our faces

>>52290047

I haven't played it but from what I understand it involves a lot of innuendo and magic.

As in, its a JRPG.

>>52290155
I don't want to google it...what if I see something I don't want too? With a name like that and the word rpg in use I'm guessing really weeaboo

>Play Legends of NASCAR on PS1
>Grandpa walks in
>"That's a badass tape right there"

>Playing portal
>Own it up in flinging myself across the room and up walls'n shit
>Dad walks in and watches
>Purposely do terrible at the game so my dad stops making fun of how much I play games
>Tells me I suck and still makes fun of me for playing games
>Die inside

>>52290328
its just some gay jrpg

>sex scene with zevron as a male dwarf
>mom walks in

>>52290328

god learn to use the word weeaboo right you lifeless /v/ husk

>playing mass effect
>mom comes in
>sex scene
>mom leaves
>never talk about it

>>52290328
>>52290047

JRPG by Gust.

Really, REALLY awkward to play due to a lot of sexual innuendos and embarrassing scenes.

>>52290435
>gay
>the entire game is about flat chests and huge tits
Yeah, sure.

>>52290435
ok so it's not that bad
>>52290500
MY BAD BRO, I MET I BET IT'S A GAME ONLY A WEEABOO WOULD ENJOY PLAYING

>knock girl up in high school
>mom wishes I was gay so she didnt have to deal with this shit

>>52290513
You initiated a sex scene while your mom was standing there?

>>52290533

Also most of the girls are underage. Like 14-17

>playing soul calibur 4
>sister walks by and asks what the game is about tell her
>she asks if she can play with me
>say yes
>she plays as as female characters
>I break her equipment/clothes every time (if you have played SC 4 you know that most female characters are half naked after this)
>she looks at me with this face

>>52290652
>>52290533
it sounds like most jrpgs then

I don't see a problem here

>Playing Stalker
>In some scary-as-shit bunker
>Checking every corner, walking slowly, getting immersed as fuck.
>Sister bursts into room, "WHERE'S THE DS?!?"
>Falls out of chair, screaming like a little girl and starts to hyperventilate
>We stare at each other for a few seconds
>"GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!"

>>52290771

Look up some videos man, you'll see what I'm talking about. Also the voice acting puts HA HA HA to shame

>>52290771

It's kicked into overdrive for these games though.

A lot of scenes are just plain cringe-worthy.

>>52290771
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8

>Receive Pokemon Traiding Card Game from Ebay after selling my old copy 6 year ago
>My Dad ask me what it is
>"Pokemon game"
My family face.

>Playing Xbox
>Dad comes in and ass rapes me
>Angel comes down and gives me PS3
>Play gaems on PS3
>Start having threesomes with supermodels

>>52289516

I lol'd

>>52281163
She didn't seem to ask in an interrogative way, just curious.

>>52290931
>>52291038
>>52291149
Well, after watching this video I can say for sure

what the fuck.

That was so awkward it hurt

>Playing Blazblue
>Dad walks in, "damn that girl's kicking your ass!"
>I'm fighting Jin as Noel

>>52282798
...does he browse /v/?

>>52288652

>playing gears
>can i play son
>hand him controller
>watch hi struggle to move and look at the same time

>>52291149

What the fuck is with the music. that's the worst part.

>playing the game
>Cutscenes
>Parents hear voices
>mom comes in and "what the fu- oh."
>I laugh uncontrollably
>TrollFace

>>52291626
>Playing Gears.
>Teammate gives his 6 year old the controller.
>Kid does better than him.
>Theorize that it's because the kid is at the right age to play M-Rated shooters and the dad is too old for them.

>>52291626

I feel sorry for my dad sometimes, when i was young we used to play need for speed together and stuff.

Simple games u know, even now that games are casualised its usually still annoying for him

>>52289860
>masturbating in front of your little sister

nigga what

>play Shenmue
>grandfather asks why all he does is ask questions and run around
>feels bad man

>Playing Mario Kart 64 with dad as a kid.
>1 v 1 on Wario Stadium.
>Hit him with Red Shell.
>Knock him over the wall onto a later part of the track.
>Impossible to catch up.
>There's no way he can let me win (as parents tend to do) without making it obvious.
>Babby's first vidya rage.

>>52291149

I laugh my ass off every time I see this scene.

>Playing Justice For All
>I scream OBJECTION! when everyone is watching this shit series
>Everyone stares at me
>after a while I scream Hold it!
>Repeat

>>52292073
I am the best big brother in the world

This is an undeniable truth.

>finish MGS3
>cutscene of EVA and John getting it on infront of the fireplace, grunting
>mom walks in
>Hoah! what kind of game are you playing?
>I just finished it, it's kind of like a James Bond type of finisher
>oh ok, leaves sounding like she didn't buy it

>>52292152

... Why don't you have a seat over there.

>playing bayonetta
>beat game
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTvgW2LpEfc begins to play
>stand up
>dance along
>dad walks in
>my face

>Nephew is playing FF13
>Nephew is a weaboo has Anime/Naruto Posters all over his room
>Walk in room ask to play
>"Sure Uncle Anon"
>Play 10 Minutes get bored
>Leave
>Call it boring gay Japanophile crap

>Go upstairs to my apartment
>Start TF2
>Join a server
>Nephew walks in
>Asks to go online
>Connect to server
>Hatsune Miku Micspam
>Him "TrollFace"

>play vidya games since grade 4
>still playing vidya since I graduated from high school
>parents have never shown interest or even asked about what I'm playing

Feels bad man. =(

>>52292619
same here

just always the same SON I AM DISAPPOINT

>>52292368
that shouldn't have been as funny as it was.

>>52292619
>>52292692

1. Build bear traps.
2. Place in your doorway before gaming.
3.??????
4. Profit!

>>52292227
I dont really think you have a sister.

>playing persona 3
>my old man walks in
>moment of silence
"this games fucking silly, the stupid soldier games look better"

>playing MGS4
>mom walks in
>"Son, which movie is that? It's pretty well done, isn't it?"
>feel that my mom secretly plays xbox
>feel trolled

>been playing vidya since I can remember
>Mom still calls every system "Game"

>>52292863
I think you are insanely jealous that you do not have an adorable sister.

Enjoy your only child status.
Alone.

>>52287493
"ITS NOT A GAME DAD ITS AN INTERACTIVE MOVIE BAKA GAIJIN BAKA BAKA BAKA"

>>52286374
Similar moment.

>Playing Persona 3
>Mom walks in and watches cutscene where MC first summons his persona
>"It's like you're really in Japan, son"

>>52292955
>in HMV playing yakuza 3 set up
>talking to friends about it
>one of them comments on the cut scenes
>guy in a suit playing battlefield comments "its mgs4 allover again, bro"

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT, YOU COOL DUDE YOU

>>52293157
enjoy your autism

alone

>>52291797
She comes barging in from hearing voices? I take it you don't ever have friends over...

>playing MGS4 act 1, middle east
>Striker rolls up and drops off troops
>my military buff of a dad walks in
>"IS THAT A STRIKER?!?!"
>Otacon says: "Look out, Snake! It's a Striker!"
>dad say "THE STRIKER IS PRETTY NEW, THIS GAME IS VERY UP TO DATE."

Dad is not disappoint.

>>52293303
i think its because FFXIII voice acting out of context sounds like a porno.

>playing GTA4
>dad in room
>Driving on the sidewalk
>Dad: "Nice driving"

Another story
>Over at friends house
>We start playing CS with his dad
>His dad bitches everyone out except me because they kept dying.

>>52292305

No.

>>52293354
that's pretty funny

>have a best bro in highschool
>play tf2 all the time
>his parents HATE video games and force him to get a less violent game
>we get Gmod and play THAT all the time
>we both go off to the same college and room together
>I move in a day earlier than him
>The day he moves in its the Heavy Unlock packs for tf2
>I'm in a server with 14 other people farming unlocks
>parents walk in as I am spraying airborne bots for the killing airborne players achievement.
>spraying loud chain gun with gibs everywhere.
>his father watches me for about 60 seconds
>asks me what I am doing
>pretty sure he hates me
>I explain how the unlocking works and that I just farm for them
>he agrees that the system sounds stupid and that people should play the game how they like
>suddenly his dad seems pretty cool

>When I first got Soul Reaver 2
>Start a new game
>Mother not really paying attention but too dumb to be paying attention to anything else either
>"This game is stupid, it's got a character named Brazier."

>>52290931
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8

Ar Tonelico -_-'

>>52293935

Refer to

>>52291149

>>52293747

>playing Trauma Center Second Opinion
>parents are watching
>dad says, "when you kill this patient, I'd like to watch TV"
>I tell him I won't kill the patient
>I kill the patient

>Playing Burnout 3 on my PS2
>Dad walks in
>Laughs
>"I hope you don't drive like this when you get your license..."
>My face

>>52293157
Too bad I've got an older brother

I love these stories

makes me wish I had real family ='(

>Gramps is over at our house
>I'm playing BC2, defending at Nelson Bay as assault
>He wants to congratulate me from finishing my military service recently and comes into the room
>He stops and watches
>Suddenly play the best fucking round I have ever pulled off
>He comments that I'm almost as good as he was against the russians in the 40's (living in Finland)
>He says he gotta go and congratulates me for finishing my service, we shake hands and hug
>Finish the round with 27/3, Ace player, last kill streak was 14 players, only one noobtube pin, 7 knife kills
>Almost as good as he was.

>>52294160

>playing STALKER at 2 AM
>headphones on
>mom walks in
>look over at my doorway
>only see two eyes
>start screaming

>playing Bayonetta the day I bought it
>mom comes upstairs to go to bed
>"This one of the games you bought?"
>'Yeah it is.'
>proceeds to stand in the doorway and watch
>The Joy reveal scene - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLFl2G8soE
>"At least I know you're not gay, now."
>her face

Fuck.

>>52292619
I hear ya.
Feels bad man.

>>52294116
My grandmother said that exact same thing when she was watching me play GTA3.

>Dad walks in
>Dad: "What are you doing?"
>Me: "Nothing, just playing"
>Dad: "Is that PS3?"
>Me: Yes.
>Dad: PS3 has no games
>Dad's face

>>52294215
He is better than you, he didn't die.

>>52294215
manly tears

>Dad walks in
>Sees Final Fantasy XIII
>Gets excited, he bought and played the fuck out of the SNES/PS1 games.
>Ask if he wants to play
>"a little later, i have a raid coming up"
>Never leaves the room until he falls asleep
>;_;

"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A STRANGER'S HOUSE AND BREAK ALL THEIR POTS?!"
>it's a video game!
"GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!"
>this is my room!

>playing smash bros with a bro
>he asks how my parents are doing
>my parents are dead.

>>52294160
AHAHAHAHAHA

>Playing MGS 3
>Dad walks in
>Dad sees Solid Snake
>"He looks pretty good"
>confused
>Learn 2 years later that my dad is gay

>watches porn
>parents walk in

>>52294446
>>52294446
therefore the definition of "almost"
derp

>visit grandparents over the holidays
>set up my computer in the living room
>I hook it up to their bigscreen
>Playing some MW2
>grandfather watches in amazement as I run around quick scoping everyone with the intervention
>Asks me how I find and see people so fast
>tell him I get paid to play the game so I HAVE to be good and practice all the time
>my grandparents think I'm a pro gamer
>my parents dont do anything to correct this though because they think its funny
feels hysterical man

>Age 7
>Playing Super Smash TV
>Mum watches
>''Wow, that game looks hard...''
>''Ya, it's pretty hard!''
>She asks if there is two player
>Plug in extra controller
>She rapes everything and gets all of the points
>Still plays vidya today.

>''

>Playing Kirby Crystal Shards
>Fighting O2 for the first time ever
>Dad walks in
>"What the hell is that thing."
>I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS AWESOME

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Clear your posts up, it sounds like your sarcastically saying "almost as good as him" not seriously meaning it, especially when you listed all your shit to make you sound awesome.

I was like 12-14 years old? playing Marvel versus Capcom with my like 8 year old nephew, while both of our sets of parents were in the room talking about other stuff.

I decide to choose random and it gives me Morrigan...Now neither me or him were shit at the game, so we won every time and BIG FAT MORRIGAN CLEAVAGE ALL OVER THE SCREEN

i went to my black friends house the other day and suffered through a few rounds of some shitty basketball game
i was bored but won 4 games in a row
my friends grandmother was watching me win and started yelling at me"
"you cracker ass white boy, you're cheating, you're little honkey ass can't win at b-ball, why don't you go home and pay some taxes you paleface mother fucker?!"

that's when i decided to let her and my friend know that i blasted his sisters cunt with my whiteman sperm and left the place laughing

it's not funny though, he called me later and threatened to shoot me