>Bring girl back to dorm
>Sees action figure on shelf
>Can't play it off
>No sex

>>52176777

>Bring guy back to dorm

>use a dirty neckbeard to get to his dorm room cuz I wanna have sex with his roommate
>see Thrall action figures
>"OMGZ YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE WORLDS OF WARCRAFT"
>realize he doesn't play WoW but his roommate does
>fuck like rabbits with said roomate

Look on the bright side, if she had been a WoWfag herself, you would have been in for some real kinky sex. All wowgirls are insanely fucked up. You took the gamble, and lost. Next time, you might win.

>>52176777

then don't be a fucking loser

>>52176939

Jokes on you. I live alone.

>Woman notices where the action figure is from
>Clearly plays the game herself as she gets the reference
>Projects negative feelings about herself onto you so you don't get sex

Either that or she saw an action figure and sobered up pretty fucking quick realising she was about to fuck a manchild.

>>52177051
The joke is on both of you.

>>52176777
Then why do you own a Thrall action figure?

>>52176777

I really liked Warcraft III...

>>52177051

I like how thats the part you deny but not the dirty neckbeard

>>52176777
And why the fuck would you have an ACTION FIGURE on your shelf?

>>52177223
Best tip dude.
Learn the fucking lesson. Throw out your fucking nerd stuff. Or better yet sell them.

>>52177372

Because I like toys. I don't see anything wrong with this.

Why do people even buy something as worthless as an action figure.

>>52177405

Or find a girl as awesome as you are. Don't change for others.

>>52177459
Manchildren are wrong. Always.

Thrall's cock-blocking you, yo.

Time to evict him.

>>52177405

So, deny myself my own interests for sex.

I'll get right on that.

>dad buys new PC
>superior to my ancient PC
>ask him if I can use it
>he responds:
>"Yes but dontcha feed them viruses to that bad boy"
>play a few games
>next day see how dad starts the PC
>"Windows did not shut down properly the last time"
>Dad:
>"MOTHER OF GOD"

>>52177459
of course you don't, manchild

>>52177624
GOD DOMMOT DOD

>Bring girl back to apartment, because I'm not a poorfag
>She sees my comic room, where the walls are covered with comic covers
>Oh cool you collect comics? I used to read all kinds of comics back home, my brother was into them alot.
>Spend 3 hours reading early X-Men and Fantastic Four (literally like issues 25 and beyond of the original series)
>Have sex ontop of ~200 un protected issues
>All of them ruined
>my face

>>52177624
Heh heh, I laughed at that too much

>>52177610
Yeah. Deny yourself the vital interest of reproduction so you can buy yourself some toys.

>>52177867

>Implying that I would want to reproduce with someone who cannot accommodate my interests.

>>52177959

Stick true to yourself, bro. Find a girl that shares similar interests!

>>52177720
>posting on /v/
>calling another person manchild

>go back to my room alone again
>fap

>>52177471
>Implying anything in the universe has any substantial worth.

>>52177610
You must be a very, very, lonley man.

>>52178295
>Justify my purchase of Action Figues
Nice try, though.

>>52178295
... and thus the universe collapsed on itself and the thread ended

>>52178376

I'm not justifying it one bit.

>play pokemon
>post on 4chan
>collect swords
>watch naruto
>date cute girl who likes nice guys and doesn't judge me based on my interests
>plays vidya with me
>have sex every day
feels good man

>>52177624

What did we learn today,OP? :D

>>52176777

Fucking manchild. Pack that shit away if you're going to have people in your room.

OP, don't be a ps3.
Have some game.
"Oh yeah, that Thrall doll was a gift from my sick sick cousin. He had cancer and gave me this on my birthday.
I had it close to me ever since"

>>52178763

Not to mention shit like this on, /v/.

Apparently video games are fine for adults but FUCK TOYS.

>Bring friends over to play Smash Bros
>one friend mocks me viciously for my FFIX and Darkstalkers figurines
>my other two friends mock him for throwing up on his mom when he first had vodka

>>52178908

You're assuming that OP was actually able to get the girl back to his room with her full knowledge, and not her drunk off her ass. The dead/dying cousin/best friend/brother/sister works 99% of the time. gotta love it.

He clearly has no where near the charisma scores you and I have

ITT cater to asshats and suppress who you are, never meeting anyone that makes you happy

I feel bad for you heterobros, what, with being controlled by bitches and all.

Mansex? Feels good, man. Also, never for lack of good, -safe-, fulfilling sex from my best buds.

That's right. Envy me.

>>52179485
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Fuck yes.

>>52179485

>Meet girl in club
>Ask friend if it's okay if I take her back to his house
>Too drunk to remember he lives in a shithole
>Girl doesn't want to have sex because the place is too dirty

>Get kenshiro figure 9among other things) from a girl for Christmas
>Everything went better than expected

Might I add it's the first figure I've ever owned, so fuck you.

why is sex so great? no, really, i'm honestly curious

a few minutes of pleasure, and something to brag about? sounds pretty lame

>>52180113
Welcome to trying to sound cool and different on the internet.
Please hold while everyone ignores you for the next two years.

>Bring a girl back to my room
>See my action figures
>It's set up so that it's two Boba Fetts, Jango Fett, Mandalore, and Gabranth are fighting a Chimera from Resistance.
>One of the Boba Fetts is an original from the 1980s
>She loves Star Wars
>Fuck her while wearing my Boba Fett helmet
And that's how I met my wife.

>>52180241
more like they'll "ignore" me because they don't have an answer.

>Bring girl back to bedroom.
>She sees my model spaceship collection.
>"You know we probably shouldn't I could get sick. You know how our immune systems are."
>Kill collectors.

>>52180251

I'm imagining a pale, skinny nerd in a fett mask humping a landwhale. Thanks for that image.

>>52180113
It's more than a few minutes. And it's a reciprocal thing, having a connection with someone, getting off on the fact that you're getting someone off. There's a shit-ton of excitement and feelings going on that you do not get from anything else.

>>52180113
Try it and find out. Its one of the many pleasures of being human. Like I have to tell you that.

>>52180501
A few "minutes" means you are doing it badly. I'm not gonna say I'm some sex machine, I would rate myself about average. Still able to last more than a few minutes.

Also its fun if you are actually with someone you like/love.

I know its hard getting laid for the anti-social, but its pretty fucking rad bro.

>>52180854
how the fuck do you get sick from sex? I assume she's not talking about STDs.

>bring girl back to room
>she's a bear
>i die
>load save before bringing her
>tell her we should just be friends
>my face

why did you choose a girl who wouldn't accept who you are?
oh, probably you lied to her trying to not seem nerd-ish.
lol faggot

>>52180865
I called her my little Rancor. We broke up when I dropped a door on her.

Seriously though, no.

>>52180954
>>52181094
Thank you for an actual reply instead of "OMG UR SO EDDGY". Really, though, it doesn't sound like my sort of "thing"

oh well, back to attaching car batteries to my nipples, and burning myself with lit cigarette butts.

>>52180113
Sex was originally more a bonding thing, and merely intended for reproduction. Nowadays, as you said, it's more for bragging rights than anything. It's more or less, to my understanding, just a damn fine way to pleasure yourself.

pics of thrall action figure or never happened

>>52180865
lol XD

For some odd reason, I've met several average/good looking females with interests that you wouldn't really expect from them.

And skinny guys are love <3.

HAHAHAHA LIKE ANYONE WOULD KEEP GAME/ANIMU POSTERS AND FIGURINES IN THEIR ROOM IF THEY WERE HOPING FOR INTERCOURSE.

>>52180113
>virgin

>>52180954
but on drugs i get this for 5 hours!

>>52181382
>I dropped a door on her.

Motherfucker rapes bitches and then drops doors on them. Nobody fuck with this badass

>>52181543
If you're not actually interested in people then I suppose it's not really worth it for you.

>kept action figures on shelf
>brought a vapid whore to the dorm
a recipe for a night of masturbation

>>52181665
>>52181665
>>52181665
>>52181665
>>52181665
>>52181665

>>52181382
I accidentally dropped/knocked some free weights onto my ex's head, and she cried. I felt so bad, she didn't break up with me for it though.

>>52181945
The next thing I wanna try is sex on Marijuana. I've never smoked, but I heard it's great.

>>52182189
Depends on what you're like when you're baked. To be honest I'm pretty useless once I've lit up so it's not that great for me.

>>52182104
Try a door next time. You'd get better results.

To the 'wats so gr8 about sex'ers

Its more than physical pleasure that you could get from a drug, its mental and emotionally pleasing too... you feel better for it afterwards for it too without any kind of comedown like drugs.

Its about being completely uninhibited and doing one of the most personal things with a person, you pleasure them at the same time which enhances your own enjoyment, it chemically develops an emotional bond between yourself and the partner and makes people closer, its certainly a LOT different than just tugging on your own dick.

>>52181130
Mass effect 2, tali's race have a shitty immune system

>>52182354
Personally I felt that the 'sex' was just as good as wanking off, but it's the emotional part where it excels at.

>bring girl home
>house is clean
>have consensual sex
>give her a ride to her house and agree to meet up tomorrow
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

who the fuck keeps action figures you fucking loser

>live in girlfriend
>she hates video games
>we've been together for 5 years.
>video games don't have any bearing on our relationship because we're normal adults

Feels like indifference, man.

>Haven't had sex since September because my fiance is pregnant.
>The baby is a boy

Imokaywiththis.jpg

>>52179018
Well its true... video games are a form of media like music or film, enjoyed by people from childhood usually up to the 40s.

Toys are a little kids plaything, to be used by 0-10 year olds.

And yes, figurines ARE TOYS.

>get girl pregnant
>haven't had sex for 6 months because I'm too scared.

>>52180113
After you have an ex that wants you solely for sex it loses complete meaning. So to be honest I couldn't give a fuck about sexual prowess or that shit. It's a fucking stupid thing to compare anyway.

>>52182711
>live in girlfriend
wait what

>>52178295
SUDDENLY
THE UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE

>>52182657
Well, at least you didn't call them toys.

>>52182754
I would be raging. Pregnant women are fucking hot.

>>52182551
good god, you must have been doing something wrong.

Or the girl wasn't very good.

I mean, in one session she should suck yo dick then engage in a couple of positions.

>>52183086
Oh yeah, girls can be an absolute headfuck. But they're still so damn alluring. Moth to the mother fucking flame.

Everything is relative faggots

>lower the lights
>soft music
>glass of wine
>masturbation with porn of great quality
>cigar afterwards

>Have never even had a female I was not related to enter my room.
>Fap 3 times a day.

Feels bad, man.

why do you own the action figure then?

>>52183086
Dat, Font

>fap at least 3 times a day
>only potential love interest is ex who recently >split up with her cunt boyfriend
>she isnt ready to come round again yet
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>52180113
Because society said so.
And the majority is always right.

Wow, if such a small thing mattered to her she wasn't all that into you anyway.

Fuck that bitch.

wows a jelous bitch dawg

>>52183762
lol l2NSA.

Seriously.

No strings attached is the way to go, and if you're blunt and honest with the girl in the first place they're more comfortable about it. Girls DO want sex, they just hate admitting it. Got through high school this way.

>>52183762
>Hi, I'm a bitter loser

>>52176777
>Never played WoW.
>Haven't played Warcraft 3 in years.

Cool contradiction there bro.

>>52183762

>>Manual override better than the real deal

I'm a virgin and I know that must be wrong.

Also, bitchesandwhores.jpg

>>52183973

>implying World of Warcraft is the same as Warcraft

Hey, true life account here:

When I went to college I decided to do what anon typically suggests and downplay (if not completely deny) my interest in the nerdier things in the company of others. This essentially lead to me forming a nasty drug habit and dropping out of that school, and now I (ironically) have moved back home and have to start all over again. At least now I know not to compromise who I know I am.

If I had stuck to my guns I'd probably be a moderately successful geeky college kid.

>>52182965
She did. . . She's rather good at it. Let me reiterate, sex is better but going out to 'hunt' for sex just isn't worth it.