>Is usually fit, clean, groomed and healthy

lol

>>51634744
seconded

>>51634744


Plenty of lonely guys are skinny.

I've seen most of the pictures of the people on /v/ and they're more skinny than fat.

I refuse to believe the person in 'Ronery Girls' actually exists.
Or that it isn't shooped to hell.

>delusions

>>51634908
But they're still not fit, clean, groomed and healthy.

>>51634634


how could anyone get like that woman?

>>51634634

Yeah I'm so sure each one of you faggots looks JUST like the guy in OP's pic


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, why don't you handsome virgins post pics then?

There's some truth to this.. It's because girls want a bad boy, someone loud and assertive, at least when they are young. So a good looking, fit guy can be lonely if he's just too quiet or not enough of an asshole.

Whereas for a girl to be lonely she has to be either a whale or horribly ugly really.

Lol Daniel Brühl

>>51635049
This

>>51634744
I'm pretty much overweight, but I take daily showers, doctors can't believe how healthy I am, and I trim my neck bear to keep it all clean and neat.

>>51635017


Eh, maybe, maybe not.

We'd have to line everyone up.

I'm in pretty good shape, run three times a week, shower daily, but I have a beard, but it's neatly trimmed.

Then again, I'm single and I like it that way.

2 guys in OP's pic

>>51635239


could be two girls, really.

The guy looks kind of feminine.

>>51635463


lol at the dustache

im ronery...

>>51634744
>Shower every day, doctors can't believe my blood pressure.
>Fit: Eat fried chicken and hot sauce and soda every day all day.
>130 pounds, 25 years old.
>40 year old brother has been same way his whole life.
Haters gonna hate.

>>51635677
>Then I remembered I have a girlfriend so Ronery threads don't apply to me anymore.

>>51635578
No offense bro, but you look like you have downs.

I have gone past loneliness. I have become a pillar of apathy. I simply do. not. care.

>>51635578


if that's you, you're a good looking guy, kind of gay looking, but that's probably just your expression.

cute lonely girls is something we only see in movies

>>51635578

You're hiding your fatness

I'm a ronery girl and I'm not fat. Yay?

Ronery guys are amazing though

>>51635974

You don't have to be fat to be ugly

>>51635758
Well funny story here bro. Last halloween me and the little friends i have went as guidos for halloween.
Women were after me like i was some sort of magnet.

pic related

>>51635760
Me too. Can't feel anything. Don't care.
Awesome.

ITT: /v/irgins think being skinny due to lack of muscle mass makes them attractive

>>51635760
Fuck yeah bro, isn't is awesome?

>>51635760

Pretty much this.

Although sometimes the feeling of loneliness creeps in after I've jacked off.

>>51635974

So you're just extremely ugly then?

You can walk outside and guys will still hit on you. You have a vagina there is no reason for you to be lonely.

>>51636051
I gotta try that once.

>>51635760
Same, but not in a bad way.

>>51634634

So the ronery guy is nerdy, intelligent, clean, well-groomed, and insightful. You reading this post must think, "Why, yes, I do fall into this category, and I have little faults". Want to know why you're still lonely?

Because most ronery guys are selfish or self-centered. They don't like going outside their comfort zone to grow, they don't like to experience the world and experiment. Girls that see this guy has no room for growth will not even bother.

>>51636347

Where I'm from ALL gamers are scorned, unless the only game they play is MW2

>>51636578

In which case they aren't a gamer.

>>51636051
>went as guido with halloween
why didnt i think of that?

>>51636578
Wished I lived there where I don't have to hear people say Halo, MW2 and RE5 are the best games ever and state they've been gaming for three years like its some kind of accomplishment.

>>51636457

Sounds right. It's like an issue of self-entitlement. These guys want people to like them ONLY for who they are, not what they contribute and not what they can accomplish.

Loadsa ronery guys just get really bitter that they can't find anyone that loves them because they wont LOOK.

Seriously I know soooo many girls that would love nothing more than a nice nerdy guy. I speak from truth.

truth

>>51637005
Tell me where and how to look without coming off as a creeper.

>>51635176
>I trim my neck bear
>neck bear

>/v/ thinks guidos are fucking scum
>Hey, let's go as guidos for Halloween
>LOLGUYSTHISWORKS.JPG

Fuck you /v/.

>>51636051
Copypasta is stale, this has been posted with that picture and story again and again god dam.

>>51636457


You're right.

To me, a relationship and sex aren't worth the trouble, even though I've had good looking girls in the past and could go get some now. Too many hoops and too much of a hassle. I'd rather spend my money on the vidya and beer.

OP should do a reverse one if he wants to troll /v/

Is OP's pic implying that Daniel Brühl is ronery or that all ronery guys look like Daniel Brühl?
Because LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Also, I know a few girls that could qualify as 'ronery' that are perfectly average/normal looking, they just have social anxiety or don't leave home much. OP is biased and going slightly insane from his lack of female attention.

Guidos:
-treat woman like garbage
-think women are only for sex
-disrespect women and don't consider them good for anything other than physical attraction
-would skip the relationship part as long as he can get sex

/v/
-treat woman like garbage
-think women are only for sex
-disrespect women and don't consider them good for anything other than physical attraction
-would skip the relationship part as long as he can get sex

>>51635176
>Neck bear

>>51637201

Um they're like everywhere in college

This is complete bullshit, but it does make me feel better about myself.

>>51637535
Oh my god it's so true.

There are plenty of beautiful girls that are sort of lonely. The fact that you stereotype all women as whores makes you no different than a guido.

>>51637535
the difference is guidos actually get laid

i fit almost all of the OP's credentials

pic is me ad my bros ex...she's nerdy but undeniably retarded

>>51637757
Plenty? There's an abundance of pretty girls that think they're not good enough. The problem is meeting them since they just hang out with their friends in non-public places.

>>51635385
He's the cutie out of Inglorious <3

>>51635176

>neck bear

>>51637849

You look like a pretty cool guy. I mean it.

>>51637535

/v/ is worse than guidos.

Can this be a Daniel Brühl thread now?

>>51634634
No

>>51637952

thanks, im not all that bad i just never seem to get a chance to shine.

Lack of ambition keeps a guy lonely.

I know this one gamer guy who was well-groomed, intelligent, nerdy, and shy. He had a girlfriend who was a gamer and who was beautiful and hard-working. She worked like a mule to help raise him up, gamed with him unless he was on WoW (which was 70% of the time), and hoped that one day he could go to college and get out of just working minimum wage. She was an idiot though, as she didn't see he was just an opportunist that had no future. Her entire family hated her, but she had faith in him.

They were together for 7 years, and then he decided to cheat on her. For once in her life she decided to use her brain and dump this worthless pile of pond scum. Nearly everything in their apartment she bought with her money, so when he came back from home one fateful day, everything was gone. And I love it. He deserves no sympathy for wasting 7 years of his life in stagnation.

I'm sure more than half of /v/ is like this: a bunch of leeching bastards who think that because they can recite Kant or do math, groom themselves, or sit in a circle jerk just like this thread and think it's women that are the problem.

Your inability to go out and make something significant of yourself is what makes you an outcast, not women, and not your interests. But go ahead and delude yourself.

>>51637849
>guy
>pierced ears
Fucking kids today.

>Get dumped and trolled to all hell
>Drown self in vidya for a year to avoid roneryness
>Get decent at it, tourneyfag in it.
>Wake up this morning with the realization that could have been married by now and making something of self.
>burst into tears.

PIC RELATED, IT'S ME AND MY BITCH

>>51638194
>groom themselves

wat.

Fatty, you butthurt.

I refuse to date guys who are into Video Games. No, seriously.

All of you are are either fat fucks or skinny meek faggots. You have no backbone, no impulsiveness about you, no desire to change yourselves, no aggressive or assertiveness and you think just because we like Video Games too we should suddenly fall into your arms. Can that stupid pipe-dream, we'll take a normal guy with a variety of interests (and yes, that may include sports - if he's athletic himself all the better) over a guy who is obsessive about Video Games any day of the week.

Personality wise you are either morose and lazy or 'intellectual' and pretentious. There is nothing down to earth about you whatsoever. The former likes to use his apathy as an excuse not to do anything and the latter likes to consistently harp on about philosophy, politics, psychology, history, science or whatever in the vain (and horribly obvious and subtleless) hope that we'll be impressed by his 'working knowledge' of such things. How about you gain a working knowledge of the female body first? What college you go to doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a mechanic with a bit of masculinity than a meek, quiet little BOY who goes to an ivy league college, the elitism and fact your kind looks down upon people isn't helpful either.

Finally, yes I'm butthurt. I've lost a supposed 'friend' because he said my choice in partners (I don't do relationships at the moment, only 'mutually beneficial exchanges' shall we say) was 'awful' and went on a rant about it with the usual emo nonsense you'd expect from someone like that. What business is it of yours who I sleep with? Just because we share interests and are friends that is no reason for me to sleep with YOU.

>>51638372

That's right. Some of the guys here think they're hot shit because they can wipe their ass.

this thread is bad, and op should feel bad.

>>51638440
tldr: I'm nothing but a whore

Is that the dude from Inglourious Basterds?

>>51638615
no.

>>51638655

>You sleep with people I disapprove of, you're a whore! Waaahhh why won't you sleep with me, I'M SMART, THAT ENTITLES ME!

>>51638678
Yeah.

No homo, but he is quite handsome.

THE "RONERY GUY" ISNT EXACTLY RONERY
HE IS THE FAMOUS GERMAN ACTOR DANIEL BRÜHL

>>51638615
>troll-mart

>>51638678
:3

>>51638440
if i wanted to be somebody else. i'll become somebody else
i'm not fucking gonna become whatever you want just so i can fuck you

>>51638757
tldr: I mad now

/tv/ here

Please stop using our hausbandos for your trolling posters

Thanks.

>>51634930
You no likey moustache?

>>51635578
nigga you sexy

>>51635760
Same here.
Let's see if university changes anything...

>>51638811

Then don't complain if you don't get pussy.

>>51638440
hurrrrr

Not that smart, not healthy, CERTAINLY not good looking.
Nice try /v/, I'm british.
Take alot more than that to cheer me up.

>>51634634

Im just like the dude un OPs pic

its truth, no one here will believe me, but it actually is that way

>>51638440
>I make a good point but ruin it at the end when I talk about how I'm a militant feminist trying to justify my promiscuity

Here's a pic of me and my asian bro doing shots. Nobody in real life thinks I'm a nerd when they meet me. OP's pic would actually describe me perfectly, although just a week ago a managed to actually meet a girl who was cute, kind of shy, not stupid, and not a whore.

>>51638988
>implying i'm complaining
>implying i want a whore as girlfriend

Im never lonely, for I have Lieri.

>>51638440
>>51638440
haven't seen this pasta in a while, coked by a man to make feel other men miserable, exquisite

>>51637535


The difference is this:

Guidos act like that in real life.
/v/ acts like that on the internet, but never would in real life due to lack of balls/not being cunts.


Believe it or not, I still have some faith in you guys to be able to pretend to be human offline.

Oh, and of course,
>implying that youre all not wankers irl

A wild Ginger Appears, *Gasp*

Ok /v/, I'll bite. OP's pic describes me perfectly apart from the fit part. I'm skinny as hell.
I am in the below picture. BUT WHICH ONE AM I?!
It's me when I tried to disguise myself as a normal person.
It didn't work.

>>51638615
>>51638615
>>51638615
>>51638615
Fuck.

Once you resign yourself to celibacy, things blossom and the world seems a much rosier place.

I argue with women and don't take any of their shit, because I've already accepted I have no chance with any of them. Ironically I can't stop them from bugging me these days.

As my blessed and holy grandmother would say, I can't win for losing.

If you are Ronery, it is because something is wrong with you.

This goes for boys and girls.

You are all scum and should die.

The Phoenix Wright thread dies while this one lives? Fuck you, /v/.

>>51639584

If youre the girl, id hit that.

If youre the guy, I probably would too

hey if i shaved my neckbeard i could have anyone i wanted man!

i actually do have one though, its sort of a chinstrap that i dont maintain anymore

I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a fucking Tali thread with 400 fat nerds jerking off to an alien.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE? THAT'S IT. EVERYONE OVER TO /adv/ - "MAN UP", WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DISCUSSION. THIS IS /v/- "VIDYA".

really all i have to do is post my ugly mug on this here website, I'm gona get so much mad pussy i'll drown in it or somthing hick yuk!

god damn you people are ugly

>>51635760

This.

>>51638615
I refuse to believe this.

>>51638440
I refuse to date stu­pid whor­es such as yourselves. Seriously.

All of you are are either drugged up drunk fucks or low IQ st­upid bit­ches. You have no financial structure, no heath vibe about you, no desire to change yourselves, no aggressive or assertiveness and you think just because we like Video Games too we should suddenly support your bad habits and stupid life choices. Can that stup­id pipe-dream, we'll take a normal girl with a variety of healthy interests (and yes, that may include sports - if she's athletic herself all the better) over a girl who is obsessive about her next quick fix any day of the week. Personality wise you are either morose and lazy or stupid and ignorant. There is nothing civilized about you whatsoever. The former likes to use her poor life choices as an excuse not to do anything and the latter likes to consistently harp on about meaningless shit, in the vain (and horribly obvious and subtleless) hope that we'll be impressed by her impulsive opinion of such things. How about you gain a working knowledge of basic health and financial structure first? What drug you use doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a nurse with a heart of gold than a meek, quiet little DRUGGIE who goes to an ivy league college to buy drugs, the elitism and fact your kind looks down upon people because they're straight edge isn't helpful either.

Finally, yes I'm bu­tthurt. I've lost a supposed 'girlfriend' because she said my choice in partners (I only do monogamous relationships with those that I plan to love forever and communicate with them before I make such a commitment, making them whores if they break my trust. ) was 'stupid' and went on a rant about it with the usual drugged up sh­allow nons­ense you'd expect from someone like that. What business is it of yours who I devote my life Just because you're a girl is no reason to sleep with randoms when you have a devoted loving boyfriend.

>>51639936
That doesn't strike me as something Courage Wolf would say. CW would say something more like "Don't settle for anything less than the best".
At least, that's my opinion.

>>51634930

I have actually seen worse

sup' /v/?

pics me, with sxephil

We've had show yourself threads at /co/ filled to the gills with good looking guys and 3 good looking girls.

>>51639936

virginfags will never understand this.

>>51640374
oh, and i am ronery.

>>51640374
sxephil really, REALLY sucks at video games.

:(

>>51640142
I WOULD, BUT THIS IS /v/ VIDYA, NOT /adv/ CRY LIKE A GIRL. I'M TRYING TO ENCOURAGE THE BROS TO TAKE THEIR PERSONAL ISSUES TO THE APPROPRIATE BOARD SO THAT THE REST OF US WHO COME HERE FOR VIDYA GET VIDYA.
>>51640129
MAXIMUMBROFIST.JPG.

>>51638615
Sauce on her last old.

I actually think that there is a small minority of ronery people like described in OP

Me being one, of course(lol). Yet to find a girl who is interested in politics/philosophy/science at least, and I don't do the retarded drinking/pop culture shit.

I have this fat bitch that keeps stalking me.
>___>
>You wanna hang out?
>No, I have school
>Well maybe we can have lunch?
>I'll be too busy
>Ok, thats fine
>Listen, I'm not looking for a relationship. At least with you.
>Thats ok, I'll keep pestering you until you cave in.

>>51640625
last old.. last name goddamn i need rest.

Uh.
Guy here.
I am exactly like that.


HMMMmmmmm

>>51640696
>BAWWWW, I'M PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT SOMEONE I FIND UNATTRACTIVE IS INTERESTED IN ME.

Teenagers are such bakas.

Well I'm built like a motherfucking bear.

>>51639584
That's a nice jacket.

This is me with 2 hot bitches at the disco.

what about evaxephon OP?

>>51640696

>I am a shallow faggot

>>51641176
oh shit she even has a goatee wtf

>>51641093
Thanks.

I'm pretending to like this complete loser at school I feel sorry for
>___>
>You wanna hang out?
>No, I have school
>Well maybe we can have lunch?
>I'll be too busy
>Ok, thats fine
>Listen, I'm not looking for a relationship. At least with you.
>Thats ok, I'll keep pestering you until you cave in.

>>51641176
>Girl on the left

Is this actually how the "ronery guys" in /v/ are?


Maybe I should start looking at the boys here differently!

Why yes OP, I AM in fact dashingly good looking and intelligent, how did you know?

>>51641674
LOOK!! It's an attention whore tripfag.

>>51641674


>implying you're a girl or a gay guy

>>51641765

I don't actually mind the roleplayers much, they're at least occasionally amusing and not trying to get famous on the internet.

>Hawai'i