Dammit why do you BTs keep getting on the Palaven GoF servers?

Go on the Omega servers or whatever poor planet you fucks live on

>>51182189
thats why i dont play on the extranet.

Humans must be the biggest fucking idiots to ever grace the Extranet. They're worse than the Batarians, I swear.

It is unacceptable to be racist towards other species.

Except Batarians. They can all die.

>>51182470
>implying not all games are online only
gb2 200 years ago faggot

I hate it when they decide to speak Batarian on the server, fuck

>>51182189

>Everyone ITT

>>51182610
auto translation on you idiot

They're not even that helpful on the GoF, sure it may have 11 billion players, but when half of the fucking population are BTs, you can't even get a decent raid on the Reaper.

>>51182706
Not all servers have an auto-translator plug-in, you know.
I mean, EVERYBODY uses an auto-translator client-side, except the Batarians. It's fucking annoying.

This shit is the reason I only play on the Flotilla private server.

>>51182743
When I was running the rouge hiarchy base yesterday some Batarian smuggler-player tried to recruit me for his stupid smuggler-clan

>>51182814
That server is shit, full of space no-lifes

>>51182592
obv batarian

get out, your kind isnt welcome here

I'M BATARIAN
SON OF A BITCH HUMAN
HUMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SKYLLIAN VERGE
DO YOU WANT ATTICAN TRAVERSE
HUMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
COMMANDER SHEPARD IS MURDERER
FUCKING SYSTEMS ALLIANCE

>>51182941
So hows your shit hole of a planet treating you bt ?

This just in, none of you nerds gonna get laid.

My face before I plow all your moms you faggots.

i'm an asari and need 3mill more credits for my frigate. I will sell my body to anyone on illium. No ardak-yakshi please.

Loathing: I have never met a Batarian on the Extranet who has not been rude and unhelpful to me.
Longing: I wish that they were all banned from the Extranet.

Batarians confirmed as the new Collectors in ME 3.

>>51183132
My face while I blow off your headplate.

>>51183226
Dont you dare try fucking with the clan leader bitch.

Maybe the BTs are so stupid because of their Extranet censoring on their homeplanet.

But, the Krogans, man, the KROGANS. They're cool, but damn they virtually flame everyone.

>>51183281
I believe you just got served, frog.

Me as you guys realise we have bought every single stack of red sand. ENJOY TRADING MONOPOLY, BITCHES.

>>51183438
Don't make me get a needle and pop you like a balloon.

>>51183438
FUCKING SPACE JEWS I'M GOING TO TEAR THAT SUIT OF YOU AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT

>>51183526

u mad coz we made your corporation bankrupt?

final boss of GoF

>>51183631
No, I mad because of *CLICK WHEEEEEEZE* after every sentence.
Hearing a Volus speak makes me want to punch babies.

>>51183752
>five-fingered Wrex

>>51183756
Oh. *Click wheeze*
Then I suppose that would make you *click wheeze* mad.

*click*

>>51183303
>>51183303
/v/ confirmed for Krogans

>>51183834
>I'm blind as fuck
He has only 3, bro.

>>51182941
I almost forgot about that pasta

>>51183864
BROGANS BEFORE HOGANS

Games usually go pretty well...until a Quarian enters that is. Shit man, 11 billion players, and there must be like 7 Quarians playing it. I remember one raid server I joined, a couple Human and Turian Batarians were harassing this one Quarian girl that decided to play.

"HYE BABIE, U HAS BIG HIPS? UNF, I GONNA SMACK DAT ASS TIL U CUM ALL OVA MAH DICK"

"HEY BABY...I'M DEXTRO BASED AS WELL, WANNA GET TOGETHER AND MAYBE...I DUNNO....FUCK?"

Goddamn sad if ya ask me.

I feel like the only one that likes them. they've dat voice

>>51183414
>>51183226
Geth are so OP and take no skill to play.

By the way, guys, the blood pack is totally recruiting. Vorcha & Krogan players only, but they're the most 1337 guild of them all.

>>51183992
Consensus achieved: You're a faggot.

((Is this a MMO or a FPS we're talking about?))

>>51184067
Blue Sun here, Blood Pack are retard tier.

>he still plays on extranet

HAHAHAHAHAHA GO GETYOURSELF AN OMNITOOL EXTRAFAGS

>>51184067
>Vorcha
ugh

>>51184118

You guys fucking suck, the last time you beated us you used fucking aimbots and you had advantage of numbers so go fucking back to Omega

>>51184067
>implying anyone still plays vorcha after the 12.03 patch

Goddamn faction rep was a bitch to grind as a krogan before Wrex Leader patch

>>51184067
Urdnot here, Blood pack are small time

>>51184137

Dude, they're kind of weak, but the health regen is totally worth rolling one

This.
Thread.

>>51184122

you stupid omnitards

you're still using the extranet, you're just doing so with an inferior platform

>BR
>BataRian

Hey guys, is the Collector Invasion event over yet? I still want that rare epic starship that was handed out as a reward for completing the Horizon mission on 100%...

>>51184192
Vorcha are just varren with guns.

>They still use slower than light communication!
laughinggeth.jpg

What, the fuck, is going on in this thread?

>>51184067
>>51184118

Eclipse shits on both of you.

>>51184099
Humans = Greatest race in the game.

>>51184105

((I'm guessing it's a MMO with some FPS functions... but I really don't give a shit))

>>51184262
vorcha are the best healers in the game, I mean, their regen rivals that of a krogan, but their agility is better. Pretty OP in general.

>>51184122

flashlightheadpalm.jpg

>>51184332
fuck yea, bromanity.

>>51184324

HAHAHA

ECLIPSE COULDN'T EVEN PROTECT THE HEAD OF THAT ASARI CORPORATION WHEN THAT ASSASSIN WAS HIRED

HAHAHA

ECLIPSE IS SHIT

>>51184230
>inferior platform

oh sure, i bet your terminal is so superior when is full of batarian viruses

Hey guys I just got a new varren puppy. Doubles names him.

Omni-tool ain't got game!

>>51184399

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

BLUE SUNS GOT THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM BY A SALARIAN DOCTOR

>>51184395
>>51184395
Human Spy greatest race-class combo ever

>>51184454
Genophage

>>51184454
Scale itch. Do you really want that headache?

>>51184454
Commander Shepard

>>51184454
yorki von schnauser

>>51184454
>>51184499
That name seems kinda long

>>51184427

>implying batarians could even write a virus

>>51184399

How many times are you faggots going to bring that up? We cleared it up a billion times, and the devs themselves said they were sorry - they were resetting the servers at that event and didn't want to interrupt gameplay, so they just put all the load on one server. That's why it fucking lagged.

>>51184454

Kroganballs

>>51184522
god damnit

>>51184399

Dude, you fucking Blood Pack incompetence was the only reason that Archangel fag managed to escape

>>51184454
KellyGrrl

>>51184560

I think you're referencing the wrong post...

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>>51184499
>>51184399
All 3 of you got your asses handed to you by a turian with a sniper rifle

Speaking of which, I still have a copy of Archangel issue 1 in mint condition. It must be worth millions of credits now.

How does this make you feel extranet?

>>51184472

dude omnitools are shit

Sirta ones just crash all the time
Elkoss break, you'll be sending them in 3 times a year for replacement
Kassa has no games
Ariake is for fucking children

>>51184522
bitches got nothin on my doubles

>>51184549
>implying we didn't already

at the end of the day you'll need a salarian team to develop a vacinne for our viruses

>>51184637

Nah, leave him. He's crying because he only has the 10Pb/s connection and can't keep up with the rest of them.

>>51184623
>>51184399
Lrn 2 play fags and you might of had a chance.

>>51184638

Jesus fuck I can't understand this new Batarian spam. If they want to convey a message use the fucking translator.

Anyone here ever try playing Turians? I hear they are quite popular, but I am unsure how to go about one. I usually play Krogan or Human FYI, i dunno if that helps any though...

the only time /v/ is in harmony is when they talk about nothing related to real life...

>>51184656

You do realise Blue Suns, The Blood Pac and Eclipse ALL got their asses handed to them by Archangel.

At least Eclipse managed to blast him to shit with the turret.

Hey everyone

Remember that new solar system patch that came out three minutes ago?

Guess who has just purchased all the colony rights.

>>51184673
Serrice Council was here, everything you mentioned is for babies.

I'll be over here with my Savant X playing Alliance Corsair, poorfags.

>>51184801

And they couldn't finish the job.

You know why?

BECAUSE THEY HIRED A BATARIAN MECHANIC WITH ONLY 97/99 REPAIR SKILL

>>51184799
>video game board
>real life

Someone is a bit confused now aren't they?

Silly humans and their pathetic lifespan.

>>51184638

Kimmo's runnin' out of letter combinations that aren't yet entered in a wordfilter.

>>51184801
faggot uses hax

>>51184780
They are pretty balanced, although it can be hard to find good Turian gear outside the Hierarchy and the citadel, damn these mandables

Hey, I just unlocked the Ardat-Yakshi class. Might as well roll a char to see how it works :)

>>51184934

AY is a bloodline, noob

XXD

>>51184849
Fuck yearrr Brovant X is god tier

>>51184803

But... but...

You promised to let us buy one... We let you have Feros for it...

>>51184866

I heard some guy managed to one-hit KO him because he attacked him from behind which meant the damage dealt was tripled.

Poor guy never stood a chance.

>>51184934
That class is so OP in close quarters, One hit kills? the fuck is up with that worse than krogans.

And this is why, Eclipse, you have MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MECHANIC.

By the way, there's a new shipment of YMIR mechs coming over. Anyone for some piracy?

>>51185013

Truth be told, that's the only thing Elkoss omni-tools are useful for. Their poor casing strength makes them ideal for improvised weaponry.

Currently gathering data on Batarians.
Reaching consensus on hate.

Does anyone have that image where Legion is about to snipe a husk? You know, where he extends the plates on his head. So badass.

Oh fuck yeah

Let's get a Geth - Batarian war going on

When the hell is the Quarian patch going to come out? Goddamn this every hit can be an instant death as soon as your shields drop is bullshit and we have no classes/ abilities that can deal with anything other than synthetics.

FUCK

>>51185225

LOL QQ MORE, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FUCKING OVERPOWERED FLEET

Hey have any of you guys had Ramen? It's a delicacy back on Earth!

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I only use the extranet for Asari-Hanar porn games.

>>51185179

its png because fraps auto compresses jpgs

8xAA yo

>>51185277
Little good it does us when all the NPCs are on it and are fucking idiot just traveling around consuming resources.

>>51185225
857 out of 1054 units on this platform agree that you are being a whiny bitch.

>>51185277

Their fleet sucks dumbass. It's full of 300 year old ships that barely function.

Now the Asari and Geth fleet...
Damn.

>>51185391
Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens.

>>51185225

What the fuck? Isn't it enough that the top-ranked player has a quarian bitch for a wife, now you want to be actually useful?

>>51185445

>asari
>implying turians doesnt have the strongest fleet in alliance space

>>51185486
Probability of death by suit rupture exceeds 80%.

No salarian love up in here?

>>51185551

>Implying Turians didn't get their ass handed to them by humans in First Contact war event

I don't get all the hate over the omni-tools. They're a great distraction whenever a certain suit-wetter drones on about another damned Fleet issue.

Say, has anyone tried out Starcraft 43? It's pretty bitchin' being able to play it by vision-cues alone. I haven't been caught playing it /once/!

>>51185445
Then why is it one of the most feared out there? The levels of secrecy on the fleet and TIM's interest in it suggests there is something very interesting/powerful among all those ships.

>>51185551

But the turian fleets aren't crewed by hot psychic space lesbians.

>>51185445

the hell is wrong with you? yea, some of the ships may be old, but they are kept in impressive shape. They may not be as advanced as alliance or turian ships, but they have similar firepower/shielding, and there are ALOT of them.

Seriously, all this hate the community has for Quarians seems to stem from their own racial bias IRL. Fucking racist.

>>51185673
General consensus requires us to mention that geth aggression towards the creators is fully justified by organic moral standards.

Heh, yesterday, I was going through a shared event on Pandora, and I actually saw Blasto! He was kicking ass out there, even with all the negative buffs the Han'ar get when out of water

>>51185747

Bull fucking shit, Blasto is just a myth

>>51185673
Hey, don't take your praise where you can't put it. A solid shot through a Liveship, and you've practically gutted the Fleet's food supply.

Oh shit, did I say that out loud? Han'Garrel is going to lynch me.

>>51185819
Yea, but we are talking about out and out combat ships, which are functionally similar to the other races combat ships, except they lack some of the more advanced technologies the others have.

>>51185747
Spectre Hero class is most powerful hero class in the game, and it better be with all the fucking time you need to spend grinding for it

It would appear we have reached a troubled state of affairs. The virus Legion initiated at the Heretic Base event has lost its potency. A new Heretic faction has been formed.

>>51185940

Yeah, and the "ENKINDLE THIS!" skill is insanely overpowered.

>>51185895
Scanning database for data on creator fleet...
Approximately 60% of creator ships have had multiple hull breaches since their production.
Weak spots may be detected by scanning for recently attached materials.

What fucking developers idea was it to make armor that I cant take the helm off on? Hows everyone going to enjoy my dashing good looks if I got to wear a helm all the goddamn time. Patch this shit dev team.

>>51185954

OH GOD FUCKING SHIT, NOT THIS AGAIN

I LOG ON IN THE MORNING AND BAM - YOU WERE INFECTED BY THE HERETIC VIRUS

FUCK YOU DEVS, IM MOVING TO DRAGON AGE ONLINE

>>51185895
Mmm. They might have gone overboard with the quarian gunships, seeing as they'll hold together more readily than the crew inside it. Ran a simulation once, and it took fifteen Javelin missiles to the thrusters to knock them out.

Had grand fun knocking out this volus convoy with six Siima-class gunships. Having gutted a freighter, it was hilarious to imagine the fat little critters bumping against their cockpit windows.

Got an Extra-mail later, the owner of the convoy promising to have me banned because I was obviously cheating. Fat fucker should have hired some guards.

The fuck?