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    16 KB Ideas for Mass Effect 3 Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 02/23/10(Tue)01:43 No.50469691  
    In Mass Effect 3, the Reapers arrive in the Milky Way, prepared to annihilate all life in the galaxy. However, on the way there, the Reapers take in trillions of terabytes of broadcasted data from the galaxy's races, using their own entertainment, documentaries, and history to learn more about them and better prepare to destroy them.

    One transmission was of particular interest.

    After viewing it, the Reapers agree to follow the traditions set forth in the ancient television broadcast in order to see if this particular iteration of organic life is worth enslaving and using for the next cycle. They arrive at the Citadel, and in the midst of the panic and horror their arrival brings, they send a single message:

    They challenge Commander Shepard and his crew to a Space Jam.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:45 No.50469798
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    >Two-kilometer long constructs playing basketball
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 02/23/10(Tue)01:46 No.50469855
    >>50469798
    Beautiful, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:46 No.50469899
    Fund it
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:47 No.50469919
    >>50469798
    THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:47 No.50469966
    Fuck yeah cant wait for barkley shut up and jam gaiden 2
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:48 No.50469995
    >>50469798
    You underestimate the skills of Tyrone Shepard.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:48 No.50470004
    FUCK YES

    I dont dare to use this word ever but op


    EPIC!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:49 No.50470059
    http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=xYvfl6x-Rgs&v=J9FImc2LOr
    8
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:49 No.50470100
    Imagine this sung by Mordin and Elcor.

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
    Alright....
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:50 No.50470135
    >>50469855
    >>50469919

    CHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOS DUUUUUUNK
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:50 No.50470160
    i'm commander shepard and this is my favorite store in the citadel
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:50 No.50470164
    >>50469691
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:51 No.50470204
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS BALL
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:51 No.50470210
    >>50470112
    With passion: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
    >> Dr. Dinosaur !ZIZqqz4Tos 02/23/10(Tue)01:51 No.50470242
    >>50469691
    I thought the Reapers were going to try to infiltrate our cultures by punching reporters.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:52 No.50470271
    >>50470100
    Enthusiastically, Hoop. There it is.
    >> Ross 02/23/10(Tue)01:52 No.50470279
    "Spitshine!"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:53 No.50470333
    >Joker slam dunking using a Jet-propulsion wheelchair.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:53 No.50470360
    THIS HURTS Y- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'FOUL'?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:54 No.50470409
    So all of commander shepards team is on a space jam? LOL I now see Tali slam dunking a ball and getting all ghetto bitch in a reapers face.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:54 No.50470411
    A tripfriend with an awesome idea, somebody pinch me. FUND THIS SHIT NOW BIOWARE.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:54 No.50470435
    >>50470204

    >ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS BALL

    LMAO
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:54 No.50470445
    the reapers have been monitoring organic communications since before Mass Effect 1 you retard gtfo
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:56 No.50470557
    >>50470458


    >fucked by bugs

    >rabbit, not actual insects

    i am disappoint
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:57 No.50470652
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    >>50470458

    OH
    MY
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 02/23/10(Tue)01:57 No.50470694
    >>50470242
    No, see, the Collectors were actually dissolving colonists into pure talent in hopes of making a Monstar Reaper.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:58 No.50470726
    everyone in this thread started playing the space jam theme after reading the op
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:59 No.50470794
    >>50470458

    MY CHILDHOOD
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:59 No.50470798
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >>50470726
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:01 No.50470911
    AW SHIT

    GET R. KELLY UP IN DA MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSE
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:01 No.50470918
    >>50470726
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:01 No.50470923
    >>50470726
    Close, but not exactly
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjZpiFWx6g
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:02 No.50470983
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    >>50470726
    Truth.
    Although, mine started playing in my head
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:02 No.50470992
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    >>50469691

    I lol'd OP. I really did.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:03 No.50471101
    HOOP THERE IT IS
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:04 No.50471163
    >>50470765
    >>50470458

    Can't believe I'm saying this...

    Source?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:05 No.50471205
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    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:05 No.50471227
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    >>50470765
    >>50470458
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:06 No.50471255
    >>50470765
    >>50470458

    Good thing I saved them
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:06 No.50471258
    Oh man, can't you just picture the Reapers b-ballin' to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDZFtk9sL4
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:07 No.50471288
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    Sure is samefag in here.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:07 No.50471309
    Fuck, did anyone save that basketball thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:07 No.50471327
    Sweet, something Jacob will be useful with.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:08 No.50471392
    >>50470765
    >>50470458

    SOMEONE REPOST
    I MUST KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE JIZZING OVER
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:08 No.50471396
    >>50471163
    >>50471227
    >>50471255

    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:10 No.50471505
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >>50471392
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:11 No.50471559
    >>50471255
    DON'T KEEP EM TO YOURSELF BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:11 No.50471568
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    THIS ONE WANTS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR GAME IS WHACK AND YOUR DUNKS HAVE NO STYLE. PREPARE YOUR ANUS REAPERS
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:11 No.50471585
    SHOOOOP DA HOOP!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:12 No.50471613
    >>50471562
    I'm sorry I asked
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:12 No.50471644
    >>50471595
    >>50471562

    Not worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:14 No.50471753
    wtf
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:15 No.50471803
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    courteous welcome: to the space jam
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:15 No.50471822
    i love this thread
    >> Knight-Commander Pask !!clewYiRYKDJ 02/23/10(Tue)02:15 No.50471826
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    SHEPARD!

    SHOOT A HALF COURT THROW WITH YOUR SMOKE GRENADE!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:16 No.50471863
    BUT MJ IS DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:18 No.50471954
    >>50471568

    Holy Shit.

    I lost it laughing.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:18 No.50471985
    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

    Michael Jordan's backstory/childhood scenes in Space Jam were the only downside to an otherwise excellent movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:19 No.50472047
    >>50471985

    prepare your anus:

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/226338/
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 02/23/10(Tue)02:20 No.50472105
    >>50471863
    Lazarus Project. You have to get funding from the various races of the galaxy to revive Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, who replace Thane and Mordin (who is the team medic).
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:23 No.50472254
    EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN' DOWN WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM HERE'S YOUR CHANCE DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM ALRIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:24 No.50472354
    >>50472105
    oh wow


    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:25 No.50472398
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    biotic god volus as the little guy who scores right at the end so we even up with the reapers and force the game into overtime
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:27 No.50472533
    >>50472398
    Oh man
    Oh man
    It's the role he was BORN to ply!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:28 No.50472599
    >>50472105
    No sir.
    NO.
    You'd bring back the dream team.
    No excuses.

    Larry Bird. Magic Johnson. Michael Jordan.

    No excuses. Everyone else is just a DLC.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:28 No.50472609
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    OC?

    >FUCK YEAH
    >MASS EFFECT 3: SPACE JAM
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:29 No.50472664
    >>50472599

    WHAT ABOUT SCOTTY PIPPIN MOTHER FUCKER
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 02/23/10(Tue)02:29 No.50472704
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    >Mass Effect 3: Space Jam
    >> Ace !Hd0MadUVkQ 02/23/10(Tue)02:30 No.50472751
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    Over-G you have no idea how much I love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:30 No.50472788
    >>50472047
    I FUCKING HATE NOSTALGIA CRITIC
    >> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:32 No.50472881
    Best tripfag ever.

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