don't be autistic.

you should play Bad Company 2 instead.

>>50024740
god they weren't lying when they said you boys were mean

>>50024865
wait, who the fuck's "they"?

>>50024650
>>50024865
2/10

Learn good camping spots. And spam tubes.

>>50024907
"they"=no one really
i didn't break one nor two

grow a dick

>>50024993
i don't believe in camping

Is this for the Computer or the 360?

>>50025095
PS3 D:

Troll.

But I will give tips anyway.

Don't run about like a loon, check line of sights etc.

Don't sprint all the time, keep your gun raised when you approach/go around corners.

If all that fails, just slap on the pro-pipe and get into an elevated position.

Spam derogatory words and racial slurs into the lobby chat before and after every match. Your aim will get better almost magically. You'll also get bonus accuracy if you claim you are stoned or drunk.

>>50025079

Then I don't believe you'll ever be good at Modern Warfare 2.

if you ever want to be better at anything.

practice.

it will work unless your a complete moron.

>>50025160
no im not trolling :/
but thank you!
i happen to do all of those...

wat do against g18 akimbo :O

>good at fps
>MW2

fucking lol

>>50025261
practice how?
campaigns are nothing like online...

>>50025275

keep a distance.

If they run around knifan, use a shotgun.

If they tube, use blast shield and tube back.

If you're a girl, talk frequently to distract opponents

>>50025270

Hmmm, alright then.

Just grind with the M14 thingie untill you get used to the climb/recoil characteristics.

Sleight of Hand
Stopping Power
Ninja/Whatever you want.

With red dot sight.

Nice all round class to use untill you start knowing the maps, etc.

>>50025454
distance? u know the g18 do u? u can kill people over half of the wasteland map with two of those

>>50025515
thank you(:
it sounds like it helps
imna try it later one tonight

>>50025565

u cn also kil thm frm da bar

>>50025648

Good luck. It's just practice though, you'll die like crazy for the first few weeks, but you'll get better.

The key to success is to have a big penis.

>>50025817
no kidding...
i stopped playing team deathmatch cause i kept dying and giving the other team points
i have to play domination for now...

>>50024650

Also, if you're really not a troll, post PSN.

>>50024650
when you shoot, never just hold down the R Trigger, or whatever button you use. Try shooting in small bursts by tapping it and releasing your finger, and tapping it again.

also, try to always imagine where you are in the map and how much of your body is currently exposed.

If you're dead center in the middle of the map, chances are you are uncovered an entire 360 degrees circle around you, that means people can shoot you from any angle.

try to always run along the edges of the map so you have less space for people to hit you from.

If you start racking up kills without dying, do NOT stay in the same spot!! Always move after every 1 or two kills, until you're very experienced and can handle camping a single spot out by yourself.

Don't forget to knife, use good perks, and yeah.

if you have xbawks i'll play with ya

>>50025951

Just play free-for-all.

You can shoot people and practice without worrying about letting a team down.

>>50026080
>implying someone actuallys cares about the team in mw2

PSN: BOOMbabee
(:

>>50026240
she/he seems to, so I was giving advice.

>implying implications

play Quake Live instead

>>50026310
ahah, just so you know, I'm putting my money on this being a dude.

>>50026240
am i not supposed to?

>>50026317
>implying she/he is not just a troll

>>50024650
I know this is a troll, but just in case somewhere else there's a soul who truly aspires to be better:

Whenever going near a corner, look down your sights. If there really is someone there, you'll have just a little bit more time to aim and shoot at them.

If you know there is somebody in the next room, cook a grenade [hold down the "throw grenade button] for about two seconds, then huck it in the general area where you suspect they are. A Heartbeat sensor will make it easier to guess where they are, but it isn't perfect.

When you know there is multiple people in a small room nearby, throw one, maybe two flashbang or stun grenades. It is a lot easier to shoot people who can't see you or react properly. Just make sure YOU AREN'T CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN BLAST. That's just being silly.

Whenever you're in a small area, use some kind of shotgun. It's significantly easier to use in CQB.

In any objective game, if you know AS A FACT that you totally suck ass with most guns, use a riot shield. Simply crouch, face the direction of any person shooting at you, and slowly move forward. Even if you don't manage to bash them to death, odds are a team-mate will kill them while the opponent is distracted by your "turtle maneuver."

Whenever you're in a large, open area, either sprint like no tomorrow or constantly look down your sights. Either way, stick to as much cover as possible; because odds are there's a sniper watching. There ALWAYS is a sniper watching.

When sniping, when you see an enemy, hold your breath [on the Xbox 360, click the right thumb-stick. I'm not sure how you do it on the PS3]. It steadies your aim and stops your gun from wavering around so much.

>>50026397

>implying I was implying he/she isn't a troll

Play nothing but Ground War and watch the killstreaks stack up

>>50024650
gb2 kitchen

TF2, Scoot and Sniper only (assuming PC is a choice because I would never get it for any console)

Soldier is fine too IF you get good at airshots

If you're sticking with MW2, shotguns are pretty balls and the SPAS and Msomething are 1-shot kills at close range. As much as I hate saying it, camp moar, because it's much easier for you to be seen and harder to see enemies if you're moving at all.

Learn to use your damn map too, I can't tell you how many times I've seen my brother die with a red dot slowly making it's way toward him. That being said, don't assume a place is safe because there are no dots even with a UAV up.

Here's a beginner friendly loadout too
SCAR w/ Tube
SPAS
Flash (don't assume a hit means they're fully blinded)
Scavenger if you live long enough, Sleight if you don't
Steady Aim (surprised with SCAR out at short-med range? DON'T ADS)
UAV
Predator
Harrier

obligatory whyareyouplayingMW2

>>50026397
>>50026368
>>50026425
god you kids are cynical :/
how do i prove that i am not a troll and get you guys to help me without the accusations?

>>50026461
>implying you were not implying he/she is just a troll

download some hacks

>>50026624
Well, I just added that name.

So I shall see.

I'm Wrex_Shepard

>>50024844

>implying anything in Bad Company 2 requires skill with the sole exception of flying

>>50026578
i make kick ass sandwiches

>>50026624

its called TATAS OR GTFO

>>50026732
mkay i'll add you tonight(: