>I am a huge fan of anime and manga; from the ultra popular Shounen Jump titles like Bleach and Fairy Tail to the obscure ones such as Franken Fran and Hourou Musuko. I play games, mostly of the RPG kind since that's what I'm only good at, and I like to draw and write. I love Pokemon. Really. :) Don't judge me!

>Hehe. I might come off as disinterested sometimes, but that's because I'm trying to think of something to say. I'm slow when it comes to witty retorts, but I always love a good laugh. Mostly though, I'm super invested into anime/manga.

>Please have a sense of humor.

>I like someone that's interested in Pokemon because gosh, I can talk for hours on end about it. LOL! I'd also love for someone to talk to about anime and manga, but I wish they wouldn't get so competitive about watching stuff with me. It's not a case about who's seen more titles or who knows more, it's about enjoying a medium! Being able to talk hours about anime/manga is great.

>As a bonus, I like people with glasses. ;)

>Video Game
Final Fantasy 5, 7, 9, 12, Tactics; Pokemon; Valkyrie Profile; Super Smash Brothers Melee/Brawl; Mario; RAGNAROK ONLINE. Yes, you read that last one right.

>>49285756
Forgot pic.

I found about 3 cute chicks


out of 30 people.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=408626

>Full Disclosure: I'm very recently married, but I'm also desperately deprived of geek friends (guys and girls).
>I'm very recently married

>>49285834
1/10 ain't bad for a dating site, especially a small one.

>>49285871
translation:I'M A LOOSE AS A CANNON DOWN THERE.

I have to post this again.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=302405

>My height is: 5 feet 3 inches

>Body type? A few extra pounds

>i always get told by guys that im awesome and should have a boyfriend, but whenever i show interest the guy thinks im a great friend and nothing more... LAME. guys. really really LAME.

>>49285871
>To be honest, I have amazing friends, but they don't really get the part of me that used the Kingdom Hearts and BSG soundtracks for my wedding.
>Playing Kingdom Hearts soundtrack at your wedding.

Huh...Well that is something.

Does anyone else have an irrational hatred of fat chicks?

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=269681

>>49286294

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49286078
Lol friendzoned.

Also who the hell is Pauly Bleeker?

>>49286427

Oh god what?

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=444980
Who's account is this?

>For the whored.
>Hello everyone. This is your mistress Rosalie. Here I shall take you on a fast-pasted thrill ride of excitement and desire. You will never forget one night under Mistress Rosalie stilleto heels. After we PVP on Warcraft and I kill your lvl 80 paladin we can end the night by fencing under my sheets... ;)
>Im looking for a guy who will lick my boot heel right after we just got through playing D&D. I want a freak in the sheets and a gentleman in the cobblestone streets. Must love ren faires.
>vidya: WoW, Diablo, Halo 3, MW2, TFC2, Uncharted, Borderlands, Left4 dead, tekken 2
>favorite geek: kevin mitnick, moot

>Education: Some High School
>Some HIGH SCHOOL
>SOME
>HIGH SCHOOL

>>49286078
>SOME High School
Ah, there it is.

>>49286472
The guy from Juno, that shitty teen pregnancy movie

>>49286645

I spit a brownie out laughing.

>this thread

¦3

GEEKMINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>49286537
is he really fat or something, why he hittin those keys together.

oh, and WHY is it that when these threads show up no one posts the faggot profiles? is it because the bitches are funnier and more pathetic?

i think www.aspieaffection.com is probably more appropriate for most of /v/

I like OKC better. Geek2Geek is generally too geeky for me.

>>49286424
PROTIP: It's not irrational if they're fat.

You have to PAY to send other users messages.

Hahaha

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=389189

She looks...Semi-tolerable.

>>49286537
Oh my that is
>/b/
pretty much what I expected.

>>49286985
>aspies getting their own dating website
>aspies dating period
>Total Male Members:1585
>Total Female Members:467

Well that is hilarious.

>>49286078
Fucking whale.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=483206

>looks pretty cool
> Political Libertarian
>my face

animeismylife20 has logged in within the last 6 months.Anime in Seattle
Gender: Female
Looking For: Male
Age: 20
Location: Seattle, Washington, US
My height is: 5 feet 2 inches
157 cm
Description: My name is Cherise. I have green eyes, short brown hair, I LOVE anime/manga, I do like Star Trek...my frnd Trek...who is a HUGE nerd of Star Trek, says Im a Fluffy Trekkie...I do not know a whole lot about it...so dnt ask me, I also like Doctor Who *the newer one* and I also like Torchwood, Im funny,crazy...not psyhco,fun,caring,understanding,Im a total smart ass, open minded, cool & collective, Im not afraid to speak my mind, I like to cook/bake.
Match Description: Someone who is physically fit...but not muscler...like the Rock. He has to be kind, sweet, loving, a gentleman, fun, caring, funny, not smelly, no body odor, adventureous, someone who likes adventure & doing crazy things, likes to cuddle,energetic,I DO NOT WANT TO SIT AND WATCH YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LONG. IT GETS BORING WATCHING SOMEONE PLAY GAMES ALL DAY. I DONT MIND PLAYING THEM FOR AWHILE, BUT PLZ DONT MAKE ME WATCH PLAY THEM ALL DAY...
What ethnicity describes you best? Not Important
Education: Some High School
Relationship Status: Single
Have Kids?: No
Want Kids?: Not sure
Employment: Part-time
Do you smoke? Occasionally
What is your alcohol use? Socially
Religion? Not Important
Political Not Important
Body type? Average
How did you learn about Geek 2 Geek? Search Engine
Book Pretty Little Liars Seris, Harry Potter
Movie My neighbor Totoro
Video Game Pokemon...
Name your favorite geek Sulu
Are you willing to relocate to be with someone you meet here?

Hey, forget about Geek2Geek. It's OkCupid where the horrors are at.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=279653

>Match Description: Cute, witty, funny, understanding, must believe in magic, adventurous, kind.
>must believe in magic

wat

Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time. Starring: Lonk

>>49287013
Agreed. At least you can message people on OKC without paying out the ass.

Dates? Went on one, went bad man. But I did meet someone who's pretty interesting on there. We went nuts talking about Mass Effect 2 together. Wouldn't date her though, she's like...girl me. Seriously, it's uncanny.

Also, considering making a Garrus Vakarian joke profile on some dating site just for kicks. Do it y/n?

>>49286078
Delicious chubby, although she's not really a nerd.

>Hi! I'm Barbara, I am a curvy 49 year old who feels and (sort of) looks like a girl.I'd love to meet someone who loves all these sf convention things like I do. Not someone who dresses up, etc. But a sane fanboy! I am headed for a divorce after 22 years.

There is no pole long enough...

>>49287455
I'm gonna be honest, "girl me" would be awesome.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=235883

oh gawd

Kingdom Hearts seems to be the common game interest

whats worse, these sites or /r9k/'s hookup threads

>>49287455
I met a lot of really awesome cute girls on OKC. Most of them were too far away, though. I did meet up with one girl at a bar and we eventually hooked up. So hey, chalk one point for OKC.

>>49287714
This site. /r9k/ isn't actually that bad.

So how the fuck do they get off charging people for this? Who the fuck pays for this? And if two people are interested in eachother and neither of them have an account all they can really do is send winks back and forth right? Fuck this site

>>49287611
Don't get me wrong, I've thought about it, but I really, really hate me. I don't know if me with XX chromosomes would change that.

Seriously, we have the same tastes in games, movies, music, similar majors, glasses, things we want out of a relationship (which is really where it falls apart)...hell, she's even got the same body type I do. Shit's weird, yo.

>>49286985

SOMEONE TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM /v/

http://www.aspieaffection.com/showprofile.php?id=1595

>>49287742
>>49287455

Man, the girls I message on OKC never message me back. I didn't think I was THAT much of a scaly monster.

>>49287334
>aspies
>asspies
>ass pies

>>49287827
so you're weirded out by clone sex? Dude.

>>49287879
>>49286985
I thought aspies hated social interaction and shit? Like, aren't most of them just fine being by themselves? They don't really care about relationships and shit.

>>49287879
IS THAT A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN?

>>49287879
What teh fuck is with her nose?

>>49287938
Sucks to be you.
Girls actually message me first more often than I message them first. :)

>>49287827
Your loss then. I would go for female me in a heartbeat. But then again I like myself. Hell, I love myself.

>>49288061

My brother is one, so I speak from experience. They still crave social interaction, they're just no good out at it and it makes them uncomfortable.

But they still want human interaction. It really kinda sucks for them.

Oh jesus.

Jesus fucking christ why did I do this.

I FUCKING FOUND MY MOTHER ON THIS SITE. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, I HATE EVERYTHING.

It was just, oh god.

>>49287351

I'm really tempted to sign up for this site so I can talk to her. Shes cute and I probably can do better. But then..

>I do not accept Steelers fans.

Perfection in my eyes.

>>49288338

Oh god, link.

>>49287879
>>49287879
>I am a sci-fi/fantasy and anime geek. However, my interests also involve creative activities of various sorts, such as drawing, playing piano, making dolls, knitting, writing and making AMVs. Though I haven't gotten time or money to play/buy them much anymore, I do like video games a lot too. I do a lot of freestyle roleplaying and world-building.

lets face it, she's the female version of most of /v/

>>49286078
>High school drop out
>Thinks Guild Wars is better than WoW
hahahaha

>>49288338
link, now. I wanna fuck a /v/irgins mom.

>>49288022
It's not even that, it's just that I'm looking for a relationship first and sex second.

And I don't think I could deal with dating myself. I'm too submissive and indecisive. I like bold girls with confidence in themselves and their plans, a personality that neither of us have and both of us want.

Still, I'd totally hang out with her. She's a Garrus fan too, and I don't think I'd object to testing my reach and her flexibility.

>>49286424
yes i hate fat girls with a passion

>>49288434
>>49288518

I'm not stupid enough to post a link to my MOTHER. Fuck, for all I know, she's on here! She could be! YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW MAN.

>search for females
>none where I live
>closest over 100 miles away
>check her profile
>gives no other info than age and gender no pics

Dam she must be ugly

>>49288338
>Make profile under fake name
>Seduce your mother

>>49286078
>>Body type? A few extra pounds

A few hundred more like. God damn.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=387371

Weee

>>49288447
As I said, someone needs to take one for the team, she seems like a nice girl and there has to be someone on here that is just like her.

>>49288338
LINK US, /v/ WILL BECOME YOUR NEW FATHER

>>49288562
>She's a Garrus fan too
Dude, that's fucking marriage material.

"a few extra pounds" should never be an option. I want a site that only allows "ripped to the core" and "not allowed on airplanes"

>>49288562
Yous a PUSSY is what you're saying.
You'll never get any.

>>49288677
>So, maybe you've herd I liek Mudkips

Stopped reading here.

>>49288338
Link or GTFO

Should we feel bad for mocking these people?

>>49288677
>>49288677
>>49288677

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE SIR

>>49288915

I might be convinced to, but maybe not. In the meantime a teaser:

I'm no pro at this, so let's go with basic facts for now.

I'm 40 years old and ready to enjoy being single after splitting with my ex 4 years ago. I work as a production artist in corporate marketing for a Fortune 100 company.

I'm back at school at SJSU combining studies in Biology and Illustration and minoring in French. I'm ready to use what I've been doing professionally - graphic arts and technical illustration - with what got me going as a kid - the gooey bits.

I'm a long-term D&D geek. I've been playing since I was 12, and still get together with a bunch of other adult players every few weeks.

I consider myself intelligent, widely read, opinionated, and multi-talented. (Just wait until you see my crocheted Cthulhu.)

I am also independent, quirky, and moderately heavily tattooed. I used to moonlight as a professional body piercer before moving to this area, so the old punk aesthetic is still with me in some ways, but I have been told "You look like a librarian, but underneath you're a freak!"

Ready for some snark, some fun and games (no mind games please, I'm getting too old for that crap), some interesting music, and someone to share your opinion on the latest developments in science fiction and fantasy? Drop me a line.

>>49288948
We're doing it behind their backs...It's AWWWWRight.

OKC worked out really well for me.

I met my fiance there, and before that a friend with benefits and a creepy suicidal Russian chick.

Fun times.

>>49289046

LINK GODDAMIT!

>>49289046
>I'm a long-term D&D geek. I've been playing since I was 12, and still get together with a bunch of other adult players every few weeks.

>(Just wait until you see my crocheted Cthulhu.)

Dude...I'd bang your mom.


Also, I'm trying to get my mom to make me one of those Cthulhus.

>>49288950
You're joking, right? Other than liking video games, she seems annoying as fuck.

>>49288906
She wants someone who is original but opens up her description with a goddamned meme.

Ok.

>Live in Sweden
>Don't have to put up with bullshit like this

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=315272
Oh dear lord
This is the only girl under 30 in North Dakota.

>>49288796
Well, I haven't ruled anything out yet. I'm just saying I have my doubts that things would work between us if I tried.

That, and she lives back home some 78 miles away. It's not like Garrus fangirls are hard to come by anyway.

Honestly, I'm still more interested in the chick I met at a con a couple months back. Was dressed as The Boss and tackle-hugged me when I told her I'd cosplay The Pain at the next con. She also licked the side of my face. HNNNGH

Thanks to this site I have now learned that the key to getting laid is to play Kingdom Hearts.

>>49285832
Take it from me: All Asians who play ragnarok Online are damaged goods, boy and girl alike.

Seriously, I'm not fucking kidding.

>>49289477
>neko boy!!! *squells* hehelol um..a guy that loves to cosplay and some one i can play some video games with. i would like to find someone to go to sogen con with me i would like a cosplay partner

Dude go for it. I be she's kawaii as fuck irl.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=259013

WEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=425759

>I go to the gym.
>I'm going to work for Blizz some day.
>I've got issues so someone who will put up with my healing process and relapses.
>Bros before Hoes...so if you wanna be mah lover ya gotta get with mah friends

>Body type? A few extra pounds
>Video Game Halo

>>49289719
The catch is that playing Kingdom Hearts turns you gay

I actually met someone really great on gk2gk after creating an account for the lulz

>>49289835
>>49289835
>>49289835
>>49289835
>>49289835

I LOL'D

A FEW EXTRA POUNDS
A FEW EXTRA POUNDS
A FEW EXTRA POUNDS
A FEW EXTRA POUNDS

Top 10 Reasons Why Geeks Make the Best Catch

It’s not generally realized that geeks (male and female) are the best catches. Americans focus on the glamour of the good-looking, the male jock and the statuesque female, and tend to make fun of second banana characters like Urkel. Yet, geeks (a.k.a. nerds, etc.) provide the opportunity to have much longer, more stable, and happy relationships. Here are the top ten reasons:

1. Geeks don't cheat. Geeks know that the grass only seems greener on the other side. They instinctively stay devotedly loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair.

2. Geeks appreciate their mates. Since you are likely to be one of the first persons a geek has ever had a significant relationship with, you will be treated well. A geek knows that there aren’t a whole lot of other possibilities. Frankly, geeks aren't quite sure how they ended up with the person they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know that geek will be yours for as long as you wish.

3. Geeks haven't formed bad relationship habits. After years of dating other people, the socially successful have become too confident to be intimate, think of partners as being only for their self-gratification, and focus on making themselves happy. None of this is true of a geek. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of a neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence. However, once encouraged, they are eager to please and enjoy their relationship.

My innocence has been robbed by this site

4. Geeks are good at the things they try. Every geek has skills passionately developed over a long period of time. It could be role playing, chess, hacking, playing video games, or the ability to properly assemble a computer. So you know that geeks won't quit until they have learned how to make their relationship the best.

5. Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to geeks. This means that a geek is more interested in your happiness than in looking good to others.

6. Geeks have imagination. Boredom is important to avoid to the game playing geek. A geek will seek new and creative ways to play, and this translates to relationships as well.

7. Geeks are happy and successful in their chosen field. No matter what their education level, geeks are able to make good incomes doing work that they enjoy. That eliminates one of the most frequent causes of relationship problems, since people who don’t like their jobs may take it out on their significant other.

8. Geeks are analytical. If they don’t get it right the first time, they look at what they did and figure out what to change. And when they DO get it right, they still keep finding ways to improve on it.

9. Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with total intensity. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with writing new software for their Blackberry, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task, tirelessly sets about to achieving a goal.

All of which means that…

10. Geeks want to be the best at what they do. So they try harder. And they never stop trying.

>>49290318
Stop this shit now, you faggot. Geek make terrible catches because most of them are insecure, low self-esteem, shy little fucks who never speak up. Only "cool" self-confident geeks make a good catch.

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=247211

OHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=375617

>>49290488
jesus fuck my asshole

>>49290475
http://www.gk2gk.com/topten/waystotell.asp

There's no way I'd write this shit. It's from the site.

Are we supposed to be laughing at these individuals? Because honestly, many of them seem better than what I imagine the majority of /v/ is like.

>>49290488
>A few extra pounds

>>49290488

>I'm a member of the campus anime club

>What ethnicity describes you best? Caucasian


BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49290698
/v/ would be more honest than "A few extra pounds" I would think.

>>49290698
/v/ doesn't live in denial like these people seem to. We also have better tastes in video games and don't mindlessly cling to some "geek culture".

Top Ten ways to attract (and keep) a Geek.

1. MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. Why? There are so many reasons. Geeks are shy by nature. They haven’t learned the skills necessary to approach a potential partner. They will appreciate being let off the hook of potentially being embarrassed if they are turned down by the person that they approach. They will actually be flattered that you asked them.

2. Ask him to teach you something, like a game (chess, bridge, World of Warcraft). This could actually be the premise of going out on the first date, although it shouldn’t be the only activity. Suggest that you go for a meal and, after, he can teach it to you.


3. Ask him to tell you what he does in his field of interest (perhaps work, perhaps hobby). Look interested, you don’t even have to understand what he’s saying. In fact, telling him you don’t understand but that it sounds fascinating will turn him on.

4. Go to a geeky convention (Computers or Star Trek type) wearing an “I (heart) Geeks” t-shirt. Go up and talk to someone who looks interesting.


5. Gripe about your computer, especially if it’s Windows based. Chances are he’ll try to convert you to a Mac or Linux environment. What better way to spend a first date than having him install Linux on your computer?

6. Accept the fact that he won’t feel comfortable with your non-geeky friends. For that matter, accept the fact that your non-geeky friends will not be comfortable with him. Plan to have most of your dates involve just the two of you, or you and your mutual geek friends.


7. Accept the fact that having 2 (or 3 or 4) computers and monitors is more important than being able to afford going out to a nice restaurant or show or wearing nice clothes (see 9 below).

8. Do buy him the newest technology (cell phone, PDA, game console) as soon as it comes out – even if it requires spending a lot of money, and/or waiting in long lines at the Apple store.


9. Don’t buy him “cool” clothes. He will feel guilty for not wearing them, and at the same time might feel that it’s easier to break up with you than tell you that he hates them and won’t wear them.

10. Recognize that he’s happiest when he’s “doing his thing”. Be supportive and congratulate him when he reaches a new level, whatever form that takes.

>Body type? Overweight
>People who don't really care about how others look as long as they accept them for who they are. Someone who has a great since of humor

At least this guy is honest.

>>49291173
>>49291227
These are incredibly insulting.

>>49291290

Yeah I just read those... wow.

>>49291290

And you'd fall for them like a ton of bricks.

>>49291227
>Geeks
>buy him the newest gaming console
>wait in line at the Apple store
>Apple store

>>49291457
>>49291290
They make geeks sound like people who you'd never want to date. He'll feel guilty for not wearing cool clothes you bought him? And he'd rather break up with you than tell you he doesn't like them? They're just clothes; stop being a faggot.

Christ, as a semi-geek, that list pisses me off.

>5. Gripe about your computer, especially if it’s Windows based. Chances are he’ll try to convert you to a Mac or Linux environment. What better way to spend a first date than having him install Linux on your computer?

wat

>>49291173
>2. Ask him to teach you something, like a game (chess, bridge, World of Warcraft). This could actually be the premise of going out on the first date, although it shouldn’t be the only activity. Suggest that you go for a meal and, after, he can teach it to you.
>First date
>Playing WoW

>I (heart) Geeks” t-shirt
I hate these shirts.

>>49291290
I know right. The way they describe it makes them sound sub-human.

>>49292054
>The way they describe it makes them sound sub-human.

Well, looking at these profiles...

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=455741

Is this girl win /v/? Bear in mind she's 30 though.

>>49291813
If someone gives you decent looking free clothes why the hell wouldn't you wear them? It's free stuff.

>>49292218
That profile must be old.

Because I know that woman.

And she's marrying my uncle in the fall.

>>49292218
>Halo
>Sonic
>FF7

Almost.

>>49292218
I don't even mind the thirty thing. Her tastes in video games are pretty bad though.

>>49292233
GEEK HATE CLOTHES

GEEK ONLY LIKE TECHNOLOGY

>>49292311
Does your uncle love zombies and pizza? Because that's a must.

Video games are my favorite video games

I still have a profile up on OKC even after I got a girlfriend that I've dated for over a year. Too lazy to take that shit down. No one messages me anyways.

>>49290318
>When you date a geek, you know that geek will be yours for as long as you wish.
>>49291227
>Don’t buy him “cool” clothes. He will feel guilty for not wearing them, and at the same time might feel that it’s easier to break up with you than tell you that he hates them and won’t wear them.

When you date a geek he'll be with you forever, so long as you don't fucking dare give him any clothes.

>>49292218

What about this one?

http://www.gk2gk.com/profile/details.asp?USER=496358

May be an old profile as well though.