hot

1. Take two things that wouldn't normally go together.
2. Put them together.

A crazy drunk bitch that hits sex slaves at you with a wooden bat.

but there IS going to be a NMH3

>>49179297
Troll
Not lying

good gameplay should be a boss.

since there is a lack of it, travis must defeat good gameplay in order to illustrate why nmh has none.

a werewolf that turns into a puppy around hot girls. have to coordinate Travis and Shinobu's attacks to beat him

a ballerina with bombs in her tutu

a yakuza that turns out to be a hard-drinking, chain-smoking house cat with dual katanas

>>49179297
A knife-throwing Romanian vampire?

1. Army of DestroyMans
2. Letz Shake comes back
3. Remaking the UAA
4. More bosses
5. Cameo of Dante, as he was in Killer 7
6. Just play as Travis, not as a black samurai

a hobo with a team of highly trained rats. you have to regularly shake the remote to chuck them off of Travis

siamese twins joined a the hip, one melee and one ranged. Travis slices them in half in the end and they're so grateful to be freed they just quit

a punk-loving otaku with a passion for professional wrestling. his sole weapon is a beam katana.

Lots of RoboDestroymans and one giant mecha Destroyman.

A mailman with the persona of a super villain... oh wait.

An army of Destroymen. Imagine being hit by a barrage of destroy beams from all directions.

Okay so, it's a boss from NMH2.

And Travis talks to him for more than a minute!

Oh man, that's a pretty wacky and outlandish idea, isn't it?

>>49179570
>a werewolf that turns into a puppy around hot girls. have to coordinate Travis and Shinobu's attacks to beat him

I think that that was an Ouendan level...

A german punkrocker with a guitar..bass

We need a game starring Sir Motherfucker Henry and his wacky adventures.

lesbian pro wrestler. just cuz....

Every battle is a more hard core version of Margret.

>>49179814
>>49179792
>>49179665

Destroymind.

all the bosses from godhand.

>>49179885

Chances are that's what NMH3 is going to be. Suda51 said that Travis wouldn't be the main character.

Dante from DevilMay Cry, he was in killer 7

>>49179720

do you imagine that the main character in a game was like this?
what a shitty game it would be! i'd hope it had good controls at least!

>>49179905

Or even better, gender-swapped version of Travis.

>>49179958

Source on this?

Adam Sessler.
He gives the fight a 5 out of 5

The Death Star has been lampooned how many times?

Either have a ripoff of the Death Star either as the guy's head or armor.

Take Letz Shake brain back out of Dr.Shake an remake Letz Shake

That picture lasted 3 seconds before that ACTIVE GRENADE killed them all in a shower of blood and gore.

a man with a bottomless gut. mainly used by drinking massive amounts of water and spewing like a firehouse at you

a giant minotaur. it turns out he's not a real minotaur.... just cow-head with legs
"The fuck!? How is that more normal!?"

>>49180089

I know it's from Deviant Art, I remember searching there for every bit of fanart I could find. A little digging by searching "No More Heroes" on Deviant Art and you should be able to find it.

No More Heroes x Killer 7 mashup.

Vs. Mask de Smith

>>49180187

A mad scientist and his creation. The creation is a chimera made from the body parts of all the past games bosses.

Letz Shake but playing..."REAPER REAPER"

So is this series profitable enough to warrant another sequel? I heard the first one sold well for a Suda game, but was not a great success by any means...

A girl with an guilt complex and neutral luck(She has good and bad luck but they're things like winning the lottery then having the ticket blow away in the wind).
It turns out she didn't intentionally enter the ranks but earned a reputation as a great assassin because anyone who came near her died by means of pure coincidence IE she bumps into an assassin and spills his coffee all over him, he tries to kill her but then gets hit by a car.
Spends the entire fight running around town, and Travis has to chase her while avoiding things that may collapse, fall, explode, or maul him.

Rankings Mode. you're able to play through duels as any boss character thus far

Shark Captain, a captain of sharks, who is himself a shark.

A distinguished middle-aged gentleman with a stylish suit and a golden firearm.

A laser.

Axe Cop.

Big Unit, who appears to be a dwarf sitting in a throne at the other end of a comically oversized room. Then he stands up and walks toward you, and you realize the room is really long. And then he's twenty feet tall and has a microwave hammer.

An honorable assassin wielding twenty double-bladed dragon beam katanas.

A 15 year old boy who just sits around playing the vidya. Travis walks in un-plugging the controller. The kid yells FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU- and goes into rage mode.

>>49180329

it's so good that it'll be thought of by people like us and not the designers

>>49180360
REAPER REAPER THAT IS A NAME I AM COMMONLY RECOGNIZED UNDER

WHY QUESTION MARK

BECAUSE PEOPLE PERISH AS I SING TO THEM

>>49180377

It wasn't profitable to warrant a second game.

a bear

>>49180377
Well its going onto the PS3, an Xbox360 now. Which Suda51 is most likly going to do pretty well

a breakdancer whose feet are lined with like, beam knives or some cool shit like that.

A bunny girl who you fight in a casino. She pulls the lever to a giant slot-machine and depending on the result, you can get money, health, battery, or thugs.

>>49180531
>Going to fight the rank 17 assassin
>Realize assassin is a bear
>Crack open bear with my beam katana
>My face

>>49180405
My name is Earl?

Android Bad Girl
Android Holly Summers
Android Jeanne

I don't understand why they brought back Destroyman of all bosses.

>>49180473
the kid is playing No More Heroes. it turns out Travis can't unplug that controller....

A Letz Shake variant.
Like Letz Shake but you do fight him.
Takes two shots to kill him and he doesn't do anything apart from arm waving while holding a beam sword.

>>49180679

HOLY SHIT THAT SO META

>>49180673
Cause Destroy Man is the shit

The Bizarre Jelly Characters

>>49180853
Or Fatass dudes dressed up like them..

no more heroes waz da shnitz!!!11!1

The Smiths collectively will make up rank 7. They randomly switch in and out during the fight.

Dr. Shake's brain IN A T-REX

>>49180917
Travis would be pissed.

Skelter Helter...older older brother..

Hkelter Selter

Red Dwarf. a pyrokinetic midget

Schrodinger. a gentleman zombie

Dr Prague. a man with an oxygen tank with highly contagious diseases. removes his mask to hack at you

A rival otaku that Travis outbid online for some Bizarre Jelly merchandise. He's pretty much a mirror image of Travis in every way, but played up to be more pathetic than anything.

Possible names: Palette Swap, reColor, Francis Fieldgoal

A furry...

Travis " Yiff in hell, motherfucker!" as he catches the furry on fire

what is with all the destroyman love in here? he was a faggot prick and I'm glad shinobu blew him up.

>>49181118
>Francis Fieldgoal

OH GOD THIS

>>49180981
Retleks Retleh

>>49181118
Stephen Slapshot. He lives in Canada.

>>49181118
Don't forget his weapon.
Beam Sword

Just bring back Destroy Man an Letz Shake but as his punk rocker form

>>49181176
We like him because he's a faggot prick. Whenever Destroyman is around hilarity ensues.

>Francis Fieldgoal

Jasper Batt Jr.'s mom seeking revenge for her family

A Canadian bear with an hockey stick and a chainsaw.

Death Metal. I loved the fact that Travis' custom robot was stored in Death Metal's mansion at the beach

Alice's rumored kid and husband. Travis will have killed the whole family.

>>49181118
Fund it.

>>49181176

>Hurry up and shake his hand already!
>Ok but... which one?
>The one that's throbbing *Kekekeke*

No Bull. an ordinary cow with a lot of luck or a genius bovine. either way, he seems to aimlessly wander around Travis' attacks and lead him towards countless traps

battle at a spa with Shinobu against a professional model. the battle winds up in the nude (at least the model), but takes place in the sauna to keep it acceptable

Travis...It's kill or be killed.

>>49180981

Mine as well do a sister now. Don't know what her name could be.

A zookeeper that likes animals a little too much. He goes down easily but you have to take care of his pets first. Travis will be incredibly uncomfortable during this fight due to the bosses love for animals.

>>49181657

Heltette Skelter.

Dante, cause of his cameo in Killer 7

>>49181118

I had an idea similar to this back when No More Heroes first came out. My idea for the guy's name was Harry Homerun, but Francis Fieldgoal is also awesome.

>>49181807
Fap.

adapt the story of the moost dangerous game to no more heroes

>>49181598
The wrestling moves should be unnecessarily long and erotic.

if we can just tweak death metal a bit...maybe give him shinobu's attack set and switch that out with the crappy clone ability. or have death metal enter a berserker mode when near death.

>>49181871

Travis really needs to come in contact with another nerd so he really gets a chance to shine and show off how much of a fucking nerd he really is.

massive bodybuilder chick. throws barbells at Travis like they're fucking paper balls as she fights in a gym. very feminine face, I guess, to make it extra awkward

Black Cutter. a grim-reaper looking figure who winds up being a dozen squirrels on eachothers' shoulders

Letz shake's other band members. It would bring you up 3 ranks

>>49181118
"I've been waiting forever to destroy you...StrawberryLoverNMH!!"

>"Not many people know me by that name. Who are you?"

"Do you remember the limited edition BZ5 Pure White Giant Glastonbury Omnicon Opalescent Fury: Animation Edition Exclusive figurine?"

>"Sure as hell do. Cost an arm and leg. It still has its place of honor, on the top shelf. Why?"

"Because, Travis Touchdown, that figure should be mine! Nobody is a bigger fan than I am! And I will prove it to you today by cutting you down with my burning passion!"

>"Fine, I'll fight you. Just keep your 'burning passion' in your pants, fanboy."

"That's more like it! Do you hear it, Travis? Do you hear 'Deciding Battle Of Our Underage Hearts,' the Bizzare Jelly battle theme, in its orchestral version?"

>"Nah. 'Philistine' is pretty much the only battle music I hear these days. Can't get it out of my head."

"You have betrayed the bonds of brotherhood formed by Bizzare Jelly! Prepare to die, traitor!"

>>49180917

YES. This. End thread. Bizzare Jelly char. that are really fat old men. Perfect. Touchdown would rage in his hipster boots eh

>>49181938
Fucking brilliant. Instead of you going from one boss to then next, the bosses come to you.

>>49181807
parody of aeris

>8 year old brother is up to Margaret
>20 minutes fight
>He hasn't trained at all in the gym

Holy fucking shit, at least he won.

>>49179570
>a ballerina with bombs in her tutu
Monolith Soft would sue.

>>49182065

Turns out Travis doesn't even really play the Bizarre Jelly games anymore. He just sort of listens to some remixes of the characters themes and collects hundreds of images of fanart of them.

Travis should started being challenged, like Kimmy. An Travis should try to bring back the UAA. So he can quit again

>>49181992

>winds up being a dozen squirrels on eachothers' shoulders

FUND IT.

ranting drunken Scottish chick

also, needs more sexy like
>>49180633
>>49181598
>>49181992

>>49182251

Don't get hit with her charge attack, though.

Black Magic- A 13 year old boy who is much wiser than you would think he is...has a black robe and fights with a staff in one hand and a scythe in the other...

>>49182239

And then Sylvia and Travis have a stupid fucking five minute conversation about it.

>>49181959
comes back later. with her tag team "partner"

>>49180440
>Shark Captain, a captain of sharks, who is himself a shark.

>Axe Cop.

FUCKING FUND THESE SUDA

So i was just taking a shit, an i went to clean the bowl off cause of the piss on it. Then i was thinking, what if Travis is about to drop a save, when. The "No more Heroes" motel cleaning lady challenges Travis.

A skinny blond kid who loves an action-packed anime about ninjas, so much, in fact, he buys several items from a net auction that allow him to replicate the ninjitsu they perform in the anime.
And like a faggot, he also bought the headband.

He gets in a fight with Travis about which is better, Moe or Ninjas, and it becomes a battle to the death for them.
Shoots laser-discs at Travis like Shurikens, has 2 short beam katanas, and can clone himself temporarily.

Power Play, a team of five baseball-themed sentai types. You fight them all at once.

Jungle Wild, a stereotypical "savage girl" type. But she uses a giant beam cannon.

U.C. Valley, a very creepy androgynous assassin with a vertigo-inducing battlefield and erratic fighting style.

Scissor Blade X, a teenage boy who bases his life around samurai movies and wields a giant pair of scissors.

>>49182651
Samuel L. Jackson would sue

a hilariously racist robot that does offensive impressions

a tiny girl who rides in a pelican's mouth taking potshots at you

Marxman. a stereotypically Russian communist sniper. as in puffy hat and all, even in the summer time (which he constantly complains about being hot as hell)

Roach. an agile but easy to kill punk type scumball. however, he can regrow from nearly any death, and Travis winds up killing him 10 times before he finds something that works. may be drawn out so that his level is about 20 seconds long, but on your drive back home, he ambushes you at various locations

I love this thread. The more outlandish and troll-like the ideas sound, the better they actually sound for this kind of game.

a mysterious cloaked man, a man who resembles a school bus, and and a sturdy baseball player

their names: scott gardner, greg cantrell, massimo bellini

good ideas right guys?

This bear...an he throws children at you. Hes gotz lots of them

>>49182863
That's the whole point of NMH.

Can't wait for what Suda can come up with for NMH3. Too bad Travis won't be in it.

>>49182767

>>49183037
Would absolutely have to have Polish children singing as the fight theme.

>>49182863
and thus the perfect thread for /v/. ill have to remake this some time


Shark Puncher. A boxer who wears live sharks on his fists. not sure if it'd be better if they were tied on and bit Travis, or if they should bite his hands to stay on

Fist Firebrand. a speedy fighter who fights while entirely on fire. this is not a power. he screams horrifically the entire time

>>49183068
No one said he won't be in it.

Thunder Ryu's old rival in the ring comes to challenge you to see if you are worthy of Ryu's techniques. He fights with a two handed folding chair shaped beam katana and should be as stereotypically Mexican and flamboyant as possible.

Titanium White:

A Bob Ross-like painter fought in a hologram world where he uses a giant paintbrush to change the scenery. He attacks by painting trees that burst out of the ground and birds that fly at you, all while speaking in the most peaceful voice possible.

Kid 151:

A Pokemon trainer/ Yu-Gi-Oh parody that throws out playing cards to summon a legion of horrendously exaggerated, Lovecraftian monsters. The battle takes place in a stadium-type arena.

>>49183068
Who fucking told you this

>>49183198
>two handed folding chair shaped beam katana

Chainsaw Santa. self explanatory

Bears Jaw. a robotic fighter with a huge extendable neck and a beartrap on the end for a head

>>49182936

fucking henry

>>49183116

I like the idea of a guy with shark heads genetically altered onto his hands and a guy on who lights himself fire.

Wow you can just put any ol' shit on and it sounds good.

we need to archive this.

Moot.

>>49183144
>>49183251
Suda said in this interview.

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=1&cId=3176118

>I want to continue the No More Heroes series, but I've finished the story for Travis. It's completely finished in No More Heroes 2. So I want to think of a different story -- a different character, or something like that within the series -- starting on the next Nintendo platform.

>archive

The employment guy seen at every job you take. You have to use the skills you've polished doing minigames to defeat him. He dies happily knowing that the coconut/scorpion business is in safe hands.

>>49183444
In his cat form with his B& Hammer.

That sounds like a a fuckwin awesome fight!

A young boy who throws exploding silver balls at his opponents. His name is Tommy.

>>49183482
Guess what..Its Suda fucking 51, he tells shit, but does differently

>>49183482
It will likely pick up with the story of Shinobu or Kimmy, then.

I highly doubt it will be Henry. In fact, I'm confident there will be a short level where you play as Henry, but the gameplay consists entirely of walking down a featureless, enemy-free hallway. It is the Suda51 way.

a nazi playing a guitar that fires lasers

>>49183652
Can you see him?

Or hear him?

Touch him?

Possibly...heal him?

>>49182230
>cosplayer blueberry
>not black

>>49183355
Dr Pirhana-For-Hands, alternately. fish-shaped sockets activate traps and such in cinematics

>>49183705
Reich and Roll?

the manager of the no more heroes motel forces travis to leave... by force. he uses sharpened keys and blunt objects to fight him.

>>49183835

YES

I like you, son

>>49179225
Richard Simmons in a thong.

Maxwell Edison

A court judge sitting on a massive bipedal throne with 10 hammer limbs. You fight him, of course, in a courtroom.

The President of the United States.

Fights you with a Beam katana/ Flag Pole with the American Flag on it.
THEN he brings past presidents back as zombies with what they're known for, I.E. Lincoln's hat is actually a railgun and Washington throws cherry bombs tries to axe you.

Imagine it, seriously.

Run through the courtyard dodging Sniper fire then fighting through the the white house to get to the Oval Office, where the fucking is and he kicks out the window back into the courtyard and fight to the death.

>>49183383

>>49181514

...And a chequered shirt.

>>49184049
The President will fight you with his official nunchucks, obviously.

>>49184049
I dont think you can kill the United States Preident in any game, maybe fallout