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    57 KB Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:04 No.49176369  
    Would female Shepard be a virgin again?

    Does that mean she either had her 'first' time with an alien or a black man?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:05 No.49176472
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    She was a pretty huge whore, man.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:06 No.49176593
    >>49176472
    Yeah, in her OLD body.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:06 No.49176610
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    The reach and flexibility in this thread is going places
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:07 No.49176684
    >30 year old dashing spaceship captain
    >virgin
    I don't think so, TIM.
    >> Herp 02/10/10(Wed)20:07 No.49176712
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    >>49176369
    >Would female Shepard be a virgin again?
    >Does that mean she either had her 'first' time with an alien or a black man?
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:08 No.49176766
    >>49176369
    >implying that she had sex with either
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:08 No.49176770
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    Damn it Bioware

    Why is she such a spiteful bitch in this one?

    I passed up Tali for her...
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:08 No.49176786
    Yes, they replaced her hymen if you played as female.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:08 No.49176789
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    Her body was reconstructed. That's the point.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:09 No.49176838
    >>49176712
    nice femshep

    too bad about the hair though
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:09 No.49176871
    My earthborn Shepard grew up in a gang and a shitty neighborhood, most likely she was into prostitution and/or was a crackwhore or something.

    I don't like it but I'm being realistic. Still didn't fuck anyone until ME2 though.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:09 No.49176874
    Virginity is more of a intangible thing nowadays. Though her new body would be "virginal" she would still have any previous sex experiences in her memories.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:10 No.49176983
    >>49176871
    Probably because Kaiden was annoying and Liara was a lesbian
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:11 No.49177081
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    Yes, I guess?
    Maybe Miranda tightened her up down there.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:12 No.49177135
    >>49176983
    Kaiden was worse in ME2.

    "You're standing in the presence of a legend. And a ghost."
    "It's good to see you Kaidan."
    "Really? That's all you have to say?"

    AS YOU SAID ANY MORE
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:12 No.49177186
    >>49176983

    Liara being bi didn't bother me, but I was saving myself for Garrus/Tali. It was worth it.

    Apparently you still get kissed at Illium by Liara even if you didn't fuck, you just had to get her to like you enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:13 No.49177248
    who's to say that any romance options were her first?

    she probably boned someone before joining the army/while in the army
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:13 No.49177280
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    >>49176983
    >>49177135

    The Kaidan love triangle is gonna be funny. Because theres no way hes not gonna cry.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:14 No.49177325
    Illusive Man specified he wanted Shepard's new body to be EXACTLY like her old one. If her hymen was gone in that one, he'll have made sure it was gone in her new body.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:14 No.49177329
    >>49176871
    Lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:14 No.49177363
    >>49176874
    Would it? Doesn't Miranda say you were reconstructed "exactly as you were," so if your hymen's broken, it's broken?
    >> Herp 02/10/10(Wed)20:14 No.49177370
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    >>49176838
    Hairs great. Too bad its not a standard option though...
    And theres this little bit of hair that goes into her head... Irritating but I can tolerate it.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:14 No.49177375
    >>49177135
    I had Kaiden killed on accident because I didn't know what was going to happen in the first game. Had Ashley defend the bomb so I had to go help her.

    Thus, I met her on that one human colony

    She wasn't any less of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:15 No.49177398
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    >>49177325
    And on that day, Miranda created the perfect vagina.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:15 No.49177409
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    >shepard
    >virgin
    >again
    >reconstructed
    you now realize that shepard is jesus christ
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:15 No.49177428
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    >>49177081
    HOLY BALLS this is awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:15 No.49177436
    >>49177325
    Then explain where the facial scars went?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:15 No.49177470
    >>49177363

    .... How would they know?!?!

    Those perverts!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:17 No.49177555
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    >>49177428
    Some peeps commissioned her for some more Garrus love.
    I cant wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:17 No.49177609
    >>49177370

    what's her code? she's bangin
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:17 No.49177639
    >>49177325
    I think they would have passed over intimate details like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:18 No.49177646
    >>49177555

    Damn, I should commission her for some manShep/Garrus stuff purely to post on /v/ and watch the reactions.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:18 No.49177649
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    >DATING SIM
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:18 No.49177680
    I wanna fucking hug garrus so bad

    I get depressed knowing I'll never be able too, i bet it would be like hugging a giant house cat.


    what the fuck is wrong with me
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:18 No.49177682
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    Heres a question-
    Did they change Male Shep's penis?
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:19 No.49177752
    >>49177680
    replace garrus with tali and you are like 90% of /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:19 No.49177764
    >>49177325
    HE MADE SURE OF THAT HIMSELF.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:19 No.49177810
    Her body was reconstructed, not replaced.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:20 No.49177829
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    >>49177646
    That would be amazing. I suggest you do it before her commissions close.
    >>49177680
    You'll be fine sonny boy.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:20 No.49177857
    >>49177764
    The potential for unconscious rape fanfic with this element of the story is staggering. Get on this writefags
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:20 No.49177887
    >>49177682
    >Garrus
    >With the widow
    lol bioware u troll me
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:21 No.49177922
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    >>49177752
    I dunno, /v/ is pretty gay for Garrus.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:21 No.49177932
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    Tali > Kelly > Samara > Paragon Jack > ED > Miranda > Renegade Jack

    Garrus > Mordin > Thane > Legion > Grunt > Jacob

    OPINIONS

    Also, what the fuck happened to Liara in this one? She's such a cunt now
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:21 No.49177975
    femshep is a massive whore

    or did you miss the blatant passes she made at her crew?

    it usually is the case with manly women, especially good looking manly women.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:21 No.49178003
    >>49177398
    Miranda already has the perfect vagina, right? She doesn't need to create one.
    >>49177081
    What are these feelings I'm having?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178023
    >>49177932

    ...I agree with this completely.

    This must be the apocalypse or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178027
    >Morning after Shoreleave

    Yeah, she's a sport fucker.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178038
    >>49177922
    >I dunno, /v/ is pretty gay
    fixed it for you
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178051
    >>49177932
    shadow broke her
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178068
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    >>49177887
    Matt Rhodes is amazing but sometimes I think he just shits things out without thinking.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:22 No.49178089
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    >>49177922
    how could they not be
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:23 No.49178171
    >>49176369
    I'm pretty sure she got plenty of cock when riding with the Reds back on Earth.

    ...

    I REQUIRE FANART DEPICTING FEMSHEP GANGBANG
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:24 No.49178214
    >>49178027
    M..maybe she likes to drink a lot or s..something
    Damnit she doesn't have to be a whore
    yeah she's a whore but that's ok
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:25 No.49178300
    >>49178214
    Sport fuck doesn't imply whore. She probably never had a real relationship until ME.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:25 No.49178338
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    >>49178003
    >What are these feelings I'm having?
    Its love embrace the love
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:26 No.49178357
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    >>49178089
    We need more sexy art goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:26 No.49178377
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    >perfectly straight all my life
    >play ME2
    >...FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:26 No.49178404
    So what are the engineers doing on the third floor when they aren't working of playing cards
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:27 No.49178472
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    >>49178377
    You'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:28 No.49178526
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    >>49178338
    >Garrus with normal, human, body.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:28 No.49178542
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    >>49178404
    smoochin
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:28 No.49178559
    >>49178404
    You mean Gabby and the scotsman?
    Fucking like rabbits I hope

    if you don't get there in time to save kelly, gabby dies and the other engineer is so despondent and sad ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:28 No.49178574
    >>49178404
    Fucking like crazy.
    And Tali's watching them and playing with her nerve stimulation suit.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:29 No.49178618
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    >>49178526
    There isnt much GOOD porn with him in it.
    We do what we can.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:30 No.49178729
    >>49178300
    lol
    listen to yourself

    a pure innocent girly girl does not blatantly come on to guys

    a feminine girl locked tightly into a chastity belt does not become commmander of a warship

    when women take on roles that need masculine traits to hold on to, they...wait for it...take on masculine traits themselves

    that's why you'll never meet a chick lawyer that isn't a slut
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:30 No.49178756
    >>49178404
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-7YhUx9CoI
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:30 No.49178775
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    >>49178618
    That'll change over time. If the Bioware forum's Garrus love and adoration thread is anything to be believed. For the mean time, we make do quite well
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:31 No.49178803
    >>49178574

    I want to see a pic of this!
    >> Ceelions !pbHHxqno52 02/10/10(Wed)20:31 No.49178839
    >>49178618

    Oh god that's disgusting. Keep the armour on, build a dick flap.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:31 No.49178859
    >>49178729
    >Femshep

    >Innocent

    Did we play the same game? When she first talks to Jacob on the ship she talks with a COMPLETE SULTRY voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:32 No.49178931
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    >>49178839
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:32 No.49178971
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    hmph!
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:33 No.49178998
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    >>49178859
    To be fair, if I had just woken up after a two year coma death sleep, i'd try to hit that.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:34 No.49179073
    >>49178998

    You're a slut.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:34 No.49179087
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    >>49178839
    Turians are angular.
    I still find him sexy.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:35 No.49179166
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    Garrus is the best romance for women.

    Thane crying and punching shit was really awkward. And Jacob was black.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:35 No.49179192
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    >>49178998
    Of all the romances to make shirtless, they pick the boring one.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:35 No.49179212
    So what happens if you bring Legion with Tali on her Floatilla loyalty mission?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:36 No.49179243
    >>49179192
    No one wants to see Garrus' chest plates.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:36 No.49179258
    world needs more shepard/tali, shepard/jack

    preferably default shepard

    >>49178859
    wasn't arguing she was, brah
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:36 No.49179259
    >>49178472
    oh god that picture just makes me so happy
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:36 No.49179312
    >>49179166
    Jacob was a sport fuck, like Miranda and Jack (Unless she Cares about you)

    Thane was more of a pityfuck.

    Garrus was really the only relationship that had a background and meaning. Plus it captured that awkwardness of a new relationship with a good friend no less.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:36 No.49179328
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    >>49179243
    I do.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:37 No.49179357
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    >>49179212
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:38 No.49179456
    >>49178971

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:39 No.49179515
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    >>49179259
    ADORABLE
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:40 No.49179617
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    i don't get all the garrus fandom. shit- uuug alien is fucking uuuugg. i admit garrus is fairly cool, but saren was faar more awesome and even killed himself to save everyone- granted, he was brought back to life by sovereign but at least he tried. anyway, the dialog in the ME2 clearly suggests that Femshep requires Jacob's cock beyond all else and Kelly's cock too. it's just a fact.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:41 No.49179702
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    >>49179617
    oh shush
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:42 No.49179747
    I think I know how Mordin Freeman knows about you and Garrus.

    You know when you tell Thane that he should get out his cave and make friends with the crew? Well, he has a little chat with Garrus, and ends up finding out about him and Shepard. Not quite knowing all that much, he blabs off about it to someone else. Then it spreads like wild fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:42 No.49179758
    >>49179243
    You're alone with that .
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:43 No.49179834
    you will never know what it feels like to get doubleteamed by nihlus and garrus

    ;_;
    >> Herp 02/10/10(Wed)20:43 No.49179886
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    >>49179617
    >the dialog in the ME2 clearly suggests that Femshep requires Jacob's cock beyond all else and Kelly's cock too.
    >Kelly's cock.
    >Obvious troll, since anyone can play the game differently.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:44 No.49179952
    >>49179747
    I don't imagine Thane talking too much with anyone. Too much siha siha and meditations
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:44 No.49180013
    >>49179834
    only because nihlus is dead :)
    >> TypeLunatic !mbjwN8Mg4c 02/10/10(Wed)20:45 No.49180101
    >>49180013
    Actually, it's because He moves faster on his own.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:46 No.49180134
    >>49180101
    OHHHH SNAP
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:46 No.49180139
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    >>49179747
    poor guy
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:46 No.49180151
    >>49179952
    You have an option to turn down the romance, and instead tell him to stop being so anti-social. This is before he calls you siha.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:50 No.49180507
    >>49179312
    lol @ this guy thinking he knows a thing

    jacob was a lust fuck, because girls LUST just like guys do over incredible bodies. helps that jacob is incredibly chill

    thane...yeah, a guy like you shouldn't be talking like he knows shit about thane's appeal

    garrus is cool. didn't understand the obsession people had w/ him in me1, but me2 he's got the confidence down

    miranda's romance, even if it may be boring to some, is a healthy, normal one.

    paragon jack is cute, but anyone who's dated a chick like her knows she would be the worst relationship out of the bunch. pure wish fulfillment

    tali is the virgin you crack open. she'd be the type of girl that would be utterly loyal to her first fuck, especially if he's a good guy

    fuck you for making me write that out
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:51 No.49180650
    So... I'm assuming he tells you what siha means when you romance him? Been bugging me.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:52 No.49180683
    >>49178377
    More like

    >perfectly straight all my life
    >come to 4chan
    >....fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:54 No.49180824
    >>49180683

    surprisingly, /v/'s gayness never rubbed off on me
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:54 No.49180852
    >>49180650

    It means "Protector" or "Warrior Goddess" or some shit like that. He thinks it's fitting. My FemShep was a raging bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:54 No.49180905
    >>49180824
    /co/'s did.

    Now even furry traps no longer shock me.
    >> Derp 02/10/10(Wed)20:55 No.49180928
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    >>49179886
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:55 No.49180939
    >>49180507
    >jacob was a lust fuck, because girls LUST just like guys do over incredible bodies. helps that jacob is incredibly chill

    Doesn't know what sport fuck means.

    >thane...yeah, a guy like you shouldn't be talking like he knows shit about thane's appeal

    His lips? It was a pity fuck. Thane was sad cause he was going to die and he loved Shep. She knows this and gives him a pity fuck regardless. "Be with me tonight." Implies not being with someone later.

    >garrus is cool. didn't understand the obsession people had w/ him in me1, but me2 he's got the confidence down

    >Cheezy music, waist support

    >Confidence

    >miranda's romance, even if it may be boring to some, is a healthy, normal one.

    She admires you she says, but really when you get to the point of her sex scene, she is just looking to get fucked. I don't recall fucking in an engine room, public for that matter, as a healthy beginning to a relationship.

    >paragon jack is cute, but anyone who's dated a chick like her knows she would be the worst relationship out of the bunch. pure wish fulfillment

    You talk like you know anything. :3

    >tali is the virgin you crack open. she'd be the type of girl that would be utterly loyal to her first fuck, especially if he's a good guy

    >Translated: I take advantage of naive virgins.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:56 No.49180996
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    >>49179834
    Just fuck you man
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:56 No.49181066
    >>49180939

    >Translated: I take advantage of naive virgins.

    That implies he has had sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:56 No.49181073
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    I hope Kaidan invites himself up to my Shep's room, then goes up to the picture thinking "awww, she still cares."

    Then he picks it up and it's Garrus.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:57 No.49181122
    I was male shep, so I figured Kelly fucked Garrus and me and him brofisted about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:57 No.49181125
    >>49180905

    Nothing really shocks me, after you've been on /v/ a while even /d/ material gets pretty mundane, by which point anything that isn't /d/ becomes perfectly normal and regular.

    I did end up picking several fetishes from /d/ though.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:58 No.49181211
    >>49180939
    >I don't recall fucking in an engine room, public for that matter, as a healthy beginning to a relationship.
    that is not always true.

    >implying relationships begin only when you start fucking
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:58 No.49181276
    >>49179312
    It's more like

    Miranda/Jacob - Casual sex

    Jack/Thane - Pitysex

    Garrus/Tali - Friends realising they love eachother for the first time sex.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)20:58 No.49181286
    >>49180650
    Means warrior angel or some emo shit like that
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:59 No.49181317
    >>49181211
    Your post is a complete contradiction.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:59 No.49181332
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    >Pass over all the romance options
    >Go to Illium and find out Liara is there
    >Expect a big welcome
    >She's a complete bitch now

    Feels bad man
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)20:59 No.49181361
    >>49181276
    Exactly.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:00 No.49181422
    >>49181317
    uh, no, not in any way actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:00 No.49181426
    >>49181332

    Made me RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:01 No.49181464
    >>49180939
    lust fuck > sport fuck, you jock straddling slut

    naw, i take it back. someone who hasn't wildly fucked another outside the bedroom needs all the self-esteem he can spare
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:01 No.49181471
    >>49181276
    Truth
    >>49181332
    Yeah, sucks. People that don't cheat on their ME1 relationship will be rewarded in ME3 though.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:01 No.49181491
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    >>49181286
    >emo

    Stop that shit.
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)21:01 No.49181501
    >>49181073
    If you love me so much why the fuck can't you TRUST me you faggot.
    Please die in ME3 please
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:01 No.49181545
    >>49181422
    You say fucking in an engine room can be a healthy way to start a relationship...

    Then say that you don't have to fuck to start a relationship.

    WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:02 No.49181554
    >Invite Garrus up to room to fuck
    >Accidentally choose option to send him away
    >IHAVENOTMACROIMAGEFORMYSADNESS
    >> garrus !Ep8pui8Vw2 02/10/10(Wed)21:02 No.49181560
    GARRUS BROFIST TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:02 No.49181621
    >>49181073

    I'd lol pretty damn hard
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:02 No.49181630
    >>49181332
    if you romanced liara in the ME1 she meets you with an embrace and kiss. what do you mean?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:03 No.49181653
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:03 No.49181706
    >>49181560

    BROFIST FOR HAVING REACH.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:04 No.49181725
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    >>49181630
    Her attitude has completely changed

    And she didn't seem to give a dick about you being gone two years
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:04 No.49181735
    The Miranda relationship is so shallow. Its basically "I'm perfect, you're perfect, so lets have sex.

    Jacks was more genuine even though I thought her ice wall would have been harder to break.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:04 No.49181770
    >>49181545
    The only reason Miranda fucked in the engine room was because THE ENGINE ROOM IS JACK'S AREA.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:04 No.49181790
    The entire Garrus romance was retarded.

    It's all setup to be the casual blowing off steam sort of encounter at first, then it's this cheesy emo shit. It was like reading bad fan fiction.

    Games need more casual sex and fewer relationships.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:05 No.49181832
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    >>49181554
    I've only seen Garrus' last minute denial.

    What's Tali's?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:05 No.49181847
    >>49181545
    oh sweet jesus, i'm not spelling it out for you. i'm going to assume you're still in high school and have never had a relationship before. good luck.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:05 No.49181852
    >>49181276
    Im glad they handled it this way.
    Damn the man, Garrus and Tali are the lead side characters.
    Fuck Ash and Kaidan.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:05 No.49181858
    >>49181770
    And Tali's ;___;
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:05 No.49181877
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    >>49181725
    In all fairness, what's two years to an Asari? Let alone one with some crazy agenda?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:06 No.49181899
    >>49181790
    ME2 is made up of casual sex. Tali and Garrus are the only actual relationships.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:06 No.49181900
    >>49181847
    Heheh, he thinks he won!
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)21:06 No.49181903
    >>49181790
    I could see how someone would have that opinion.
    Different strokes
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:07 No.49181976
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    >>49181790
    They see me trollin'

    They hatin'
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:07 No.49182009
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    >>49181900
    yup, just confirmed you're in high school.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:07 No.49182019
    >>49181790

    Fuck Jacob if you want casual sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:08 No.49182097
    >>49181725

    She was being monitored. Also, she watched you die in space, give her a break. She had to either break or harden up after that, and she didn't break.

    I'm sure she'll soften up again in ME3, and it'll be great.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:08 No.49182110
    >>49181725

    >And she didn't seem to give a dick about you being gone two years

    Liara still cares about Shepard. Most people missed this scene.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFMPaSjAuo
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:08 No.49182124
    >>49181847
    >LOL YER IN HIGHSKOOL

    Your post still makes no sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:09 No.49182161
    >>49182124
    Nope, it does not.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:09 No.49182167
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:09 No.49182196
    >>49181725

    Read the comics. Liara is the one who found Shepard's body and gave it to Cerberus.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:10 No.49182236
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    >>49181725
    liara at least has an emotional/physical connection with shepard b4 she continues on explaining things. ashley and kaiden give shepard shit, instead- and then say that they cannot trust shepard. liara goes on to explain that she handed shepard's body over to cerberus after almost losing her life in the process of getting shepard's body out of the hands of the shadow broker. she RIGHT NOW is trying to kill the shadow broker for that entire ordeal because she cares so much for shepard. what did tali do when shepard died? she moved on like everyone else! yet, everyone is hot for garrus and tali- ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:10 No.49182265
    >>49182167
    HER FACE LOL

    I think the reason why we wanna fuck aliens is cause the humans look so UNNATURAL
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:10 No.49182290
    >>49181899
    >implying Thane and Jack aren't real romances
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:11 No.49182322
    >>49181725
    There is a scene where she goes over what happened with Shep's body and how that tore her up. Assuming you don't romance someone else, it'll be sunshine and roses in ME3.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:11 No.49182355
    >>49176369
    they said they rebuilt her EXACTLY .
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:12 No.49182402
    >>49180507
    Holy shit. This is what faggot virgins really believe.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:12 No.49182429
    >>49182236
    Garrus didn't move on he went grimdark and moved to omega to kill all criminal scum.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:12 No.49182442
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    >gay for aliens
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:13 No.49182483
    >>49182290
    This is the FIRST time Jack has ever felt loved. She has no other deep relationship experience.

    Thane had his 'love of his life' thing already. He has a son and he's dying.

    These are not true love scenarios. These are train wrecks waiting to happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:13 No.49182525
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    >>49182110
    As a matter of fact I did miss that scene, thanks
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:14 No.49182589
    >>49182483
    At least Thane's will be over fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:14 No.49182593
    >>49180928
    holy shit I'm so glad someone screecapped this. I thought maybe it only happened for me. fucking hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:15 No.49182628
    >>49182483
    Isn't that what true love is? :3c
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:16 No.49182691
    >>49182236
    Garrus went on a killing spree on Omega because of what Shepard taught him.
    That is not 'moving on'
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:16 No.49182693
    >>49182429
    Garrus was a rogue-esce moralfag before he met Shepard.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:17 No.49182775
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    I like the way Legion moves its optical unit away from Xen while speaking to her. S-stupid quarian, it's not like we want you to jack into our network or anything...
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:17 No.49182789
    >>49182236
    Didn't know Garrus/Tali were scientifically sure Shepard could be brought back. They thought Shepard died and HAD to move on. At least they stuck with Shepard even though he/she is helping cerberus. Unlike Ash/Kai
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:17 No.49182792
    >>49182693
    Who sat around and just bitched about everything. And then he grew into BATMAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:17 No.49182794
    I feel bad about romancing Garrus, because it makes Tali a third wheel.

    Maybe she can hook up with Kal'Reeger. He's bad ass enough for her.

    "Your suit is torn. You've been shot."
    "I CAN STILL FIRE A ROCKET!"
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:17 No.49182801
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    >>49182589
    Too soon man, too soon
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:18 No.49182917
    >>49182794
    But he's dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:19 No.49182925
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    >>49182322
    Yeah, I passed up Tali and everyone else to stick with her

    And I did miss that scene until

    >>49182110
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:19 No.49182955
    >>49182794
    Man I love Kal.
    I hope he runs a Cheers-esque bar for quarians and has adventures when we arent looking.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:19 No.49182965
    >>49181832
    Seconding this question. anyone?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:19 No.49182988
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    >>49182691
    If by what Shepard taught him you mean "using his success as a model," sure. What Shepard taught him depends on the Shepard. A renegade Shepard may have taught him to do just what he did on Omega; a paragon Shepard, not so much.

    Garrus is still learning, and Shepard is (if you're doing the missions) still teaching.

    Or maybe he'll just be a vigilante asshole forever. I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:19 No.49182993
    >implying Femshep didn't jump Joker's brittle bones while they were breaking in the new Normandy
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:20 No.49183026
    >>49182794
    >Implying Tali isn't tsundere for Legion

    >You can have some non-classified data, I guess...
    >That would be acceptable
    >I'M NOT DOING IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU YOU STUPID GETH
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:20 No.49183042
    >>49182955
    WHO WOULD BE SAM MALONE?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:20 No.49183088
    >>49182917
    Paragon interrupt. He stays down, and lives, and testifies for her at her trail.

    Then Tali asks him to call her by her name instead of “ma'am”. He says he'll work on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:21 No.49183126
    >>49182955
    Kal feels so out of place. Everyone has an accent except him. Its like a bunch of Russians kidnapped a american kid and stuffed him in their cool stalker suits.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:21 No.49183159
    >>49182483

    so because jack went through hell in the past and never had real companionship, she doesn't have a chance at love? It may be different from the average relationship but her and white knight paragon shepard can make it work.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:22 No.49183175
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9F0GPDXwXM

    NEW CANNOT HAVE
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:22 No.49183206
    >>49183042
    Kal, OF COURSE.
    Qwib-Qwib would be Cliff.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:22 No.49183214
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    GAHHHRUSSS
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:22 No.49183216
    >>49182794

    Garrus sure as hell wouldn't mind bumping uglies with Tali, and we all know Shepard is never opposed to a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:23 No.49183269
    >>49183216
    I'm wondering if a conflict like that will come up in ME3.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:23 No.49183299
    >>49183126
    Different ships have different accents.

    There's even the Templeman one from the ship with British accents.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183323
    >>49183299
    >Now realizes this.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183360
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    TAKE ME GAHHRUSSS
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183365
    >>49177682
    >Male Shep
    >Cerberus tatoo on the back of his head


    Shep just got trolled...HARD
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183370
    Kal probably just wound up with a bunch of AMERICANS IN SPACE FUCK YEAR on his Pilgrimage.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183381
    Random mass effect trivia:
    Hanar do not speak with noises, they flash lights to communicate.
    the voice you hear is generated by a translation module.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:24 No.49183406
    >>49183269
    She better stay away from MY man.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:25 No.49183417
    >>49183299
    Shit, I hadn't paid enough attention to this. It'd totally make sense, though (not that I was ever one of those people bitching about discrepancies in Quarian accents).
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:25 No.49183441
    Does anyone have that picture

    I AM THE HERO THAT GOTHAM DESERVES

    but the guys face is replaced with Garrus and Gotham replaced with Omega?
    >> Herp 02/10/10(Wed)21:25 No.49183453
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    >>49180928
    >> The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s 02/10/10(Wed)21:25 No.49183470
    >>49183381
    >implying we didnt know that
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:26 No.49183521
    >>49183365
    Oh man, he got lucky with just the logo.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:26 No.49183531
    >>49183381
    All voices you hear are from a translation module.

    Each race has a multitude of languages, much like modern humans.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:26 No.49183583
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    >>49183299
    >There's even the Templeman one from the ship with British accents.

    Oh god, everytime he spoke I wet myself with glee.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:26 No.49183585
    >>49183360
    That's a cute shep
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:26 No.49183587
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    >>49183441
    >> Herp 02/10/10(Wed)21:27 No.49183615
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    >>49183360
    >TAKE ME GAHHRUSSS
    Take you where?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:27 No.49183636
    >>49183026
    creator complex that develops into master/slave
    fetishism. tali is undoubtedly curious about
    how the geth have evolved. it's possible
    that she'd want to test legion's sexual capacity.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:27 No.49183645
    >>49183126
    Man, I love his crazy bro accent.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:27 No.49183662
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    >>49183441
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:27 No.49183665
    I accidentally had dinner with Kelly

    Does that affect Liara for ME3? Her picture is still up apparently
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:28 No.49183702
    >>49183126

    There's a valley girl Quarian in that Bar on Illium. (Friendzoning the hell out of a Turian) I assume their accents can vary.



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