When I decided I wanted to look good rather than a useless piece of shit my dad asked me if I met a girl from the internet or something.

Thanks dad.

>Stop touching me
>Stop looking at me like that
>Please stop raping me

Blah blah blah people always complained in school

You to "go out" and stand around in unpleasant drinking holes where the music is too loud to hear anyone speak. Every weekend do that, get super drunk and then tell people how you got SUPER SMASHED. Then you will have a life.

>"So... you're a priest?"
>"YOU CAN MARRY PEOPLE?"
>"So how's abstinence working out for you? I'd die if I couldn't masturbate."
>"I don't understand why you people practice martial arts. What's so funny about getting hurt?"
>"Do you have english relatives? You're very fluent."
>"Show me a forbidden technique!!!"

Being the warrior monk is not as cool as people think. =P

as a gamer i have
-rescued princesses
-saved galaxies
-fought through zombie apocalypses
-survived world wars
-etc
What is this life you speak of?

>>49175639
What the fuck are you talking about son

>"You're depressed? More like you're going through puberty!"
>"Why don't we invite you to do things? Yeah sure meet me at O'Charley's- oh wait, you don't have a car, nigger."
>"Wha-what do you mean you don't want to go to [random party]?! Look, Anonymous, what are you doing RIGHT NOW?" "..." "EXACTLY."

>>49174898

"Is that Lumines?"
"Yeah..."
"Aw man I would play the shit out of that, but my dad won't get me a PSP cuz I'm a chick."

I became her friend later :3

>>49174898
Life is the worst mmo ever. i'd rather play korean grindfest #10928 before going back to that shit. i played it for 4 years and i was still stuck as a low level abuse absorbing wage slave. tried changing classes (something more around my specs) but trying to find the correct NPC was like mining for gold in a glacier. fucking worst game ever.

>Baww fix our economy
>We want free healthcare
>You fucking nigger
>Bush called, he wants to play golf

Being prez isn't all that fun :/

>"dont do that in church, if u have to jerk off just wait a bit more"

>>49175723

You're one of those people who tries to define 'gaming' as something more than a hobby, aren't you?

>>49175818
>I talked to a girl I'm unique and special

guy 1: "Hey man you up to play some D&D later"
guy 2: "yeah man sure"
guy 3: "hello guys. i am a jock who prefers football and partying, but i respect your lifestyle decisions and hope you have a fun time playing D&D"

My school was pretty awesome.

>"Is that tetris? CAN I PLAY, CAN I PLAY, CAN I PLEASE PLAY?"
>"You know you're a cool guy"
>"Hey! dont grab my boobs! well... just dont let anyone see"
Worst part is I didnt get to fuck her... but I did get a bj.

"you're ugly"
"You're really ugly"
"Fuck off, ugly ass"

"Hey why don't you nerds uh, go to the science lab and, um, build robot dildos to fuck each other with. Yea!"

Not even exaggerating, I laughed in his face and told him he was the biggest idiot I've ever met.

Really that's all that stands out to me. I didn't get too much shit in high school, just happened to have a locker across from ones belonging to a crowd of wiggers and one day one of them felt like trying to be a big man.

>>49175901

Gaming is a sport.

>>49176015
I'm sure this happened.

>"Yea I'll call you after I get outta work"
>Never calls.

>"What a fucking geek"
>"Think you're fucking clever don't you?"
>"The crazy bastard just headbutted me for no reason"
>"You can't just go around hitting other pupils"

"So, what do you do for fun?"

I never heard those in high school. Just in MMOs and on forums.

Usually poorly-equipped players who sucked ass used lines like those.

I'm still in High School

This shit doesn;t happen unless you play faggy Animu games like Blazblue or Bayonetta

>Faggot.
>Fag.
>You fucking faggot.
>Loser.
>Faggot loser.

>>49176101
No, it's not.

I've been playing nothing but games really my whole life (if you count Magic and D&D amongst those as well).

As much as I would like to say that gaming is a sport and feel like I myself participate in something of the like, it's not a sport, it's something of its own. It's not a sport so don't try to make it one.

>"NO STOP!"
>"You don't have to do this!"
>"I'll pay you double whatever he's paying you!"
>"We'll bring you in for this one day. You've killed too many people to get away."

>>49176101

oh u

>"Lol you fucking nerd get some real hobbies like partying"
>"real hobbies like partying"
>hobbies
>partying

"Hey wow DnD is so much fun"
"Fuck, we don't have enough time to play during lunch, let's never play again"
"I've got an even better idea, let's play at home, and never invite anonymous since he lives far away and has no car"

Bastards.

>>49176191
Yep

>why don't you talk?
>FUCK YOU NIGGER

>who?
>oh yeah, that kid
>he never even talks to anyone
>he's fat
>why doesn't he ever drink or do drugs?
>what a weirdo

>Hey man, ever thought about... you know...
>What?
>Experimenting with... like... guys
>Not reall- well maybe sometimes.
>Wanna... experiment?
>....
>....
>Yeah sure why not.

I don't regret the decision as much as you think one might.

>>49176168
>people who have bad equipment suck

You hear it because people like you really have no life.

>>49176181
Gotta show those scrubs online in MW2, eh?

>hear that my whole life
>never have a job, go to college online
>have long distance relationship
>fap with gf every night play video games stay up and wake up late.

fuck you world, i win

>>49176233

>"I'M BORED CAN I LISTEN TO YOUR MP3 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

BRING YOUR OWN DAMN IPOD GOD DAMN I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOU'RE BEGGING ME FOR SHIT NOW?
DON'T THINK THAT I'LL GIVE IN JUST BECAUSE YOU DO THE GIRLY ROUTINE I KNOW HOW YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE.
The school itself, not so bad. The people IN highschool piss me off.
I was a bitter old man before I was out of 10th grade I swear.

Everyone plays videogames these days. Just say you play CoD:MW2.

>YOUR LONG HAIR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL
I had a beard too

>Get away from me
>You are so creepy
>Go away
>No one likes you
>Shit I need your homework
>Shit I don't know this
>Lemme copy off you

>>49176422
>BRING YOUR OWN DAMN IPOD GOD DAMN I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOU'RE BEGGING ME FOR SHIT NOW?
Oh God. This shit, would drive me up the fucking wall.

>"Hey man, lets go skateboarding after school.

>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>dis nigga is crazy

>>49176372

It's not hard to balance college, work, and gear. It has always been a shit excuse.

>"Japan is not a part of Asia, it's an island."
>"Cubing means taking it to the second power, right?"
>"Look, don't correct me, I know how to physic."
Those are some of the stupider things that stuck with me for awhile. As for directly related to ME?
>"Why are you such a smartass to everybody?"
Was pretty much the most common.

>>49175901
I thought we was referencing that one Playstation ad that had a bunch of kids reciting the awesome feats they had accomplished in video games.

>You're really good at drawing
>Will you draw me something?
>Draw me
>Can you draw a dragon?

>>49176181
Get the fuck out.

>>49176422
Jokes on them

I don't clean my ears.

>>49176476
i always gave people the wrong answers on purpose so they wouldn't bother me again.

>"Nerd"

>>49176487
Add in kids who never acknowledged my existence until they needed money, then apparently we're best friends.
I hate that shit. If one of my friends needs to borrow some cash, yeah sure. We're friends.
But some random fag I don't even know? Fuck that shit.

I was popular in school, did everything I wanted to do then

>>49176605
>inb4 your

>In the quivering forest
>where the shivering dog rests
>our good grandfather
>built a wooden nest

>Your headphones are gay, why don't you use earbuds like a normal person
>Only fags and 12 year olds have portables
>What's that, some button masher (playing Guilty Gear)

>Hey bro, do people think I'm a fag?
>"No. Nobody really talks about you."
>imokwiththis.jpg

>>49176575
Shoulda drawn Trogdor

>>49176722
...Headphones are pretty lame.

>>49176404

>"Alex you're always playing games"
>"No way you're ever going to graduate
>"That party saturday was pretty sick"
>"Hey man congrats on the mvp"


In highschool I was king. Played football, best player in the league. People loved me. Partied all the time, vidya all day. Graduated with nothing but A's.

Yall just losers compared to me.

>Bro asks me in class if i'm gonna get MW2 (this was before release)
>Tell him I'm gonna get it at midnight
>2 girls laugh at me
>1 attractive girl smirks at me

>my face

>>49176740
Highschool drawfag here, before I stopped drawing shit, I would do this.
I'd teach them how with the same shit.
FIRST, YOU DRAW AN S. THEN A MORE DIFFERENT S.

Gaming can easily be your life if it satisfies you.
Personally, im starting to get a little bored of it, so going to take shit to the next level and sign up with the infantry in three months.

>>49176476
That shit happened to me with one guy. I hated this faggot, and he was aware of it. And yet, despite his douchery, he'd always want to borrow my homework.

So I stabbed him with a pencil.

I think I might have had problems.

>Yo this guy is mad smart though, his GPA is something like a 4.5..
>Nigga they only go to 4!
>They all break out laughing at the first dude

Wasn't about me, but I did overhear this one time. It's pretty much the first thing I remember thinking about what I heard in HS.

I've never heard any of this during high school

I just went about my business usually.

>What do you mean we have to put on the news? This is TV Production, it's supposed to be us fucking around like idiots!
>Why am I getting such a bad grade?
>Ugh, this simple thing I'm supposed to use is too hard, I'll never learn how to push 4 buttons in a certain order
>Anonymous, help me!

I fucking hated carrying the whole fucking class on my back.

>Touch girls asses
>They turn around
>French kiss their surprised face
>Get away with it cause I wore a necklace with a cross on it

>>49176422

>BRING YOUR OWN DAMN IPOD GOD DAMN I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOU'RE BEGGING ME FOR SHIT NOW?

No, better yet, don't listen to my shit and complain it's not the song RyanSeacrest recommended to you

High school was the worst 4 years of my life. I didn't get the brunt of the ridicule, because I was a psuedo-jock (which is strange because I didn't fit in at all, IE wear black every day among a sea of American Eagle), but the things I saw people do was just fucking terrible. One kid tried to kill himself, and his ear and the side of his face was kind of fucked up, and PEOPLE FUCKING MADE FUN OF HIM FOR IT. And there was a blind girl, who walked sort of irregularly, and people made fun of her, along with another kid who I'm not sure on the specifics, but he had a sort of walker thing like jimmy from south park, and they made fun of him as well. I got made fun of because I didn't talk much and had a funny name. Oh, and the people who made fun of the people I mentioned earlier were apparently the coolest motherfuckers on the block, because they smoked weed, camped on Call of Duty, and did generally stupid shit, and my friends wanted to be JUST LIKE THEM, and I couldn't stand it.

tldr: I hated everybody in my High school because they were fucking jerks.

More like.

>Stuff people in highschool NEVER said to you.

Honestly, in the WoW/Halo generation, who would give someone shit for playing videogames?

>Best friend: Dude, you got to get out there and talk to chicks, you're too shy
>Me in my head: I'm asexual

>>49176880
>So I stabbed him with a pencil.
Violence is never the answer boy.

Especially if it involves stabbing and or slicing another man's flesh.

>Get a haircut
>Cut your hair
>He has long hair
Yeah, those are some real creative insults. Hit me where it hurts, it's not like I consciously chose to have my hair like this because I like it or anything.
Then five years later all the fucking hipsters are growing their hair. Fuck you, you casual shitbags.

>>49176822

considering MW2 is pretty mainstream that's weird that they would do that

fuck em, man

>>49176778
>Headphones
>Lame
>Doesn't want to subject himself to a greater chance of hearing loss
>"Hey, he clearly doesn't want to self-mutilate himself like we do! Lol what a loser!"

>"Fucking stoners!"
>"Stoner bashing time!"
>"Hey man, do you know where I can get some weed"
>"Hey man want to come chill and play some games at my place, we can get baked"

aside from that bullshit I was friends with people from every group in school. From the preps to the goths to the nerds I had friends. Nerds were valuable for their games and anime, they were so happy to have someone from a more popular crowd talk to them that knew their shit when it came to gaming and whatnot the would happily lend me all sorts of crap.

Knowing goths was the best though, those chicks will do fucking anything.

>Wow, did you draw that?
>Wow, you're an awesome artist!
>Omg can you draw me something?

I was a quiet nerdy boy in high school, but I still made plenty of friends because I was the best artist in the school.

>>49176346

crushing depression and anxiety, horrible cystic acne on my, face, back, and chest. everyone judging you immediately and never giving you a chance.

graduated and never looked back, also video games

>>49176942

Boo fucking hoo.

>>49176952
I was in Highschool before WoW and Halo.

>>49176952

All the COOL kids

>>49176985
I never had an iPod in school. Why did you jump to conclusions so fast?

>...
>who are you again?
>whats your name?


its cause i never talk in class unless i have to as in A. I will fail the class if i dont talk

>>49176985

That is such a fucking myth. Where did that come from? It doesn't even make sense.

>>49176942
what fucking state were u in?

nobody made fun of anyone at my high school

because no one cared enough to and everyone was high ALL THE TIME like 95% of the student body and half the staff was high.

lol no one cared about shit and was just chillllllll about everything

Upstate NEw york

I'm in high school currently. and All i hear nowadays is.
>Hey you got Modern Warfare 2
>Yeh, for the Xbox
>OMG whats your gamertag
>XxPunkKid08xX
>sweet, hey whats you favorite gun! Mines blah blah blah.

>asshole walks up to me
>fag, nerd, get a life, etc.
>eavesdrop on assholes conversation with other assholes
>"Were you on /v/ yesterday dude? LOL U MAD OVER 9000 EPIC TROLL 0/10 NO GAEMS!!!!

You know who you are you pathetic piece of shit.

>>49177006
Nice to meet a fellow Sociopath. I plan to take over Cuba, you?

Life is boring anyway.
Also.
> "Foureyes"
> "Nerd"
> "Get a life, virgin"
A month ago I came back from a presentation / gig, and took a taxi home. The driver was the hip guy who called me the shit above. He was polite and silent the whole way.
When we stopped in front of my huge house, I paid him ~10€ over the bill and walked out, saying nothing.

I imagined him crying. It made me smile.

>>49176830
I joked around and drew Trogdor on the whiteboard when my teacher left the class and everyone thought it was wicked funny OC until I told them I got it from a website and they just looked at me like I was from a different planet.

Another time I played Tetris on our teachers projector and got to level 19 and the entire class was "WOW YOU GOT TO LEVEL 19 THATS AMAZING, I CAN'T GET PAST LEVEL 3!"

Shit was not cash

>>49177006
What kind of dicks have a go at the stoners? Everyone knows the stoners are untouchable, because they don't give a shit about you.

>no one likes you
>shut up
>you'll never find anyone to spend the rest of your life
>you're a loser
>you don't do drugs? you're not invited to my party

Sucks to be them because most of them ended up pregnant and in jail on drug charges, rape, and murder. I on the other hand actually did find someone and I'm glad I chose vidya gaems over them.

>>49177198
Fuck you, Ryan. Go take a shower once in a while.

>"How come you don't ever talk?"
>"How come you don't ever talk?"
>"How come you don't ever talk?"
>"How come you don't ever talk?"
>"How come you don't ever talk?"
>"How come you don't ever talk?"

>FUCK ME HARDER

pretty much sums up my highschool experience. i was a big man whore.

>>49177006
>Knowing goths was the best though, those chicks will do fucking anything.
Amen to that brother.

Got a handjob from one in the girl's bathroom once.

>>49174898
none of those seeing as i didnt go to generic tv high school

shit like this never happens

>>49176959
Sure, I know that NOW. I had kind of a temper problem in HS, though. Much more mellow now. And to be fair, I didn't stab him real deep. Just kind of jabbed his hand and drew a little blood.

>>49177153
>Myth
>Implying that moving a source of sound closer to your ear drum will not increase the chances of hearing damage

>>49177196
Wow you're so hip and edgy, you're so much smarter and better than they are. Eventually people will recognize that, don't worry.

>What's D&D?
>Sounds kinda boring
>oh I guess that's kinda cool
>You going to that party Saturday?
>I'll see you there

>>49177290

Oh god, you're not alone... I hated this shit so much.

>Girl is listening to her iPod in class
>Volume is loud enough that we can hear it
>Teacher tells her to turn it down
>She doesn't hear him
>Finally gets her attention
>She doesn't believe him
>OMG IS LIKE SO TOTALLY NOT LOUD I CAN BARELY EVEN HEAR IT NO WAY YOU COULD
>This goes on for like 10 fucking minutes

>"you don't do drugs? what do you do all day"

Thats was the dumbest question i have ever heard, and he was serious. This was the same kid that spent 2 hour smelling his jacket because he thought it smelled like marijuana.

>I'll break your tooth again if you don't shut up
>So what, your nose is bleeding. You shouldn't have been in the way of the cubicle door...taking a shit
>Do this for me or I'll spread a nasty rumour about you. One that might get you arrested.

I swear to god if I see him again I will murder the guy. I'm not a pussy anymore.

No one initiated conversation with me so I was never insulted.

Feels good .

;_;

There was this group of 'gamer' guys who would always sit around talking about games during lunch period, and sometimes they would go to an empty room and hook up a Gamecube to one of the TVs.

They would always play Melee. ALWAYS.

Near the end of a semester, they had a 'gaming party' at school where people brought snacks and shit, so I thought I'd bring a few games too, just in case they got bored of Melee.

They played Kirby Air Ride for 5 minutes before going LOL SHITSUX LETS PLAY SOME MORE MELEE I LOVE FINAL DESTINATION

This is an example of why I play games alone.

>>49177153

It makes perfect sense.

I was a very popular guy because I'm so friendly and charismatic, I could pretty much instantly befriend anyone I wanted to.

Though that's as far as I could and can get because I'm hideous. I've come to terms with it now though.

>>49177435
>I swear to god if I see him again I will murder the guy. I'm not a pussy anymore.

>>49177290
>>49177393

I still don't talk, I never see a reason to.

>"Oh god they're naming it the Wii? What the fuck, haha."

>>49177290
I remember getting asked this once. I talked all the time though, had plenty of friends, so I just looked up at the kid and was like "The fuck you on about man? I talk all the time." Then some other guy was all like "Whoa dude I thought you said he never talked!" Then I realized I was a bear.

>If you just gave Bleach a chance, I'm sure you'd like it!
>It's so much better than that crap you watch...what's it called, Fooly Cooly? It's not even funny.
>God, that show is terrible; it doesn't even make sense.

I never got a lot of insults during high school, I'd just respond with smartass remarks or weird self-depreciating stuff that would make them get tired of trying to insult me.

Also, I went to a continuation school since I didn't really live close enough to the normal one, so the idiots who went there were just hilarious. Nothing but stoner wiggers and bitchy-I'm-so-important chicks.

>"How am I supposed to know about Soviet Russia, I don't study China!"

>What does the HMS in HMS Lusitania stand for?
>"HIMALAYAS!"

>Who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand?
>"AFRICA!"

Most hilarious shit ever.

>go to the office
>go to the office
>go to the office
>you're suspended

>"Dude"
>"Dude"
>"Dude"
>"dood"
>"dud"
>"d-"

>"You play handegg?"
>"PS3 has gaems"
>"Video games ruined my grades"
>"PCs have to be upgraded every year and cost like 500 dollars."
>"People in europe smell bad"

>>49177228
Haha, what I was trying to get at was that in early highschool everyone bashed the stoners but after awhile they were all hanging out with us and buying weed off us.

I seriously miss highschool, ive long since stopped smoking pot but all the girls and drugs and skipping school to go to my buddies basement to get fucked up and play street fighter or manhunt or whatever we were into at the time.

Even the fucking teachers left us alone, we were all pretty intelligent just kinda lazy potheads, we would get lectured about it once in awhile but having good grades they kinda just joked around with us more then anything.

>douche bag pick on me for a while in high school
>pants me infront of his gril
>wearing no underwear
>guy didn't think a had a big dick and is in awe
>his girl leaves him 2 days later
White guy should of known not to pants a black man infront of his woman.
best time ever in high school

>"Why are you on top of the lockers?"
>"You're fucking weird man. Don't ever change."

>>49177463
I'd bring my N64, and play some Perfect Dark and some other guys, before I realized how confusing the maps were, so I just played Smash Bros

>>49177006
i'm a stoner everytime i smoke i do it subltly and i dont do it near high school or anyone i dont know

>Virgin
>Virgin
>Virgin
>Virgin
>Virgin
>u gay man?

I always wondered why virgin was supposed to be an insult. I guess to the rampant whores and manwhores at my school it would have been, but... meh.