>implying this movie was delicious

wow, quick time events to fuck some bitch. love it.

>my reaction at the two uncanny valley cgi models "kissing"

they can market it as a bluray porno instead of a game

DADSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PACO MENDEZ?

>>49169696
They really should. Everyone just bought a $600 Blu-Ray player anyway.

I'm horny now.

That was ok. Her pants seemed to just disappear at the end though.

ITT: Xbros jealous about heavy rain being GOTY

Holy shit, they need to fix the kissing. Why am I implying I care?

>>49170125
Nah, we just like making fun of this turd.

That creeped me out.

that was awkward.

I can see a whole new level of forced memes from this.

Press O to herpes!

is his undershirt fused into his skin or what?

This whole game is a mess. I haven't seen worse collision detection since the Smackdown games.

>complaining about sex scene in heavy rain

>not complaining aobut sex scenes in Mass effect games

lol xbros

oh boy i can't wait to follow this link!

Im too lazy to go to the link.

Any nudity?

>>49170125
>implying the majority of us PS3fags who actually enjoy games don't think Heavy Rain is atrocious

I just played the demo yesterday, I was pleasantly surprised. When it started I was pissed off at the controls, but during the fight scene it all came together.

The kissing looks like they`re just biting eachother

>>49171293
Well, I don't enjoy heavy rain OR mass effect.

I threw up in my mouth a little

>>49171293
Sex scenes in ME aren't part of the core gameplay. What you see in that vid is what they consider gameplay.
>>49171364
Yeah, some titty flashes and such.

>>49170125
I used to own an xbox, currently own a ps3. Regret buying it since day 1. Heavy rain looks like shit. Best game on ps3 is currently DA:O

and thats a fucking multiplat

>>49171229
That´s strangely fitting.

Still buffering...

Also, I enjoy people rabidly complimenting this game and people rabidly insulting this game even though neither party has played the full thing. I don't own a 360 or PS3, but seriously, just wait until it comes out before you judge it.

However, this is /v/ so I know my words will be lost on most of you.

Press X to DON'T KISS

Wait, you control the sex too?
going to buy this just to fuck up the sex

It seems like it would be strange to see 2 playable characters having sex.

>>49171293

>me2
>lol fade2black

>>49171889

>Just like irl

This shit hits too close to home.

Didn't Rockstar get sued for shit like this?

>>49171889
if you fuck up the sex, your character has a heart attack and dies.

PS3 is a fucking joke

I wonder why you 360 faggots aren't bragging that Mass Effect did the sex scene first.

>>49171965
They got sued for not informing the ESRB of the sex in the game.

>>49172085
see
>>49171614

>>49171965
that was different
that was mostly because jack thompson has a vendetta against rockstar.

this will go ignored unless someone tells fox and friends.

Lol'd heartily, looks just about as ridiculous as movie sex

>>49171965
No, they didn't submit their sex game to the ESRB. Also, it was hardcore enough to earn an AO rating. This is only M, for Mature gamers such as myself.

where is the g-spot in teh uncanny valley??

>>49172153
makes me sad how manhunt 2 was murdered ;_;

Did anyone notice that this plays out just like Fahrenheits sex scene?

>Female investigating murder, doesn't believe main suspect did it, has sex with main suspect.

SUDDENLY THE INTERNET IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER.

inb4 media shit storm

>>49172190
>hardcore enough to earn an AO rating
>two fully clothed models mashing against each other

>>49172392

The media doesn't care about this abysmal flop

>>49172392
It's okay though, because PS3 is european, and europeans get away with all sorts of sex shit.

Try putting this on a Microsoft console and suddenly its the SEXBOX.

>>49172346
>Female investigating murder, doesn't believe main suspect did it, has sex with main suspect.

not to mention the suspect is deeeeeeead
would be like sticking a Popsicle in her vagina
carla confirmed for necrophiliac

HARDLY Uncanny valley

>>49172507
>abysmal flop
>reviewing well

>>49172221

Same place it usually is... not that that's of any help to us /v/irgins.

>>49172444
I was under tthe impression that the sex-minigame in San Andreas involved actually controlling sexual intercourse, yes?

I COULDN'T SEE TITS AT ALL

FUCK THIS MOVIE

>>49172085
Cause it looks equally terrible

>>49172108

>sex on the disc
>not in the game

fix'd that for you

Good God who would buy this?

>>49172507
I hope to see this on the 24 hour news networks really.
After the hoopla over ME and the sexbox, i'd be curious how this plays out.

If you pressed X would you scream JASON?

If you press X too late he sticks it in her pooper on accident.

>>49172618
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSYWPw1UWRQ&feature=related
You call this sex?

What I love about this game is the lack of RROD 55%

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/101/1014486p1.html

Console failure rate

Xbox 360 – 54.2%
Playstation 3 – 10.6%
Wii – 6.8%

Percentage of console owners who suffered a second hardware failure after the original repair.

Xbox 360 – 41.2%
Playstation 3 – 14.7%
Wii – 11%

>>49172842

Better than Heavy Rain at least

>>49172618
it was, but from what I remembered, both CJ and the girl were wearing clothes.
Could be wrong though.

ecks bawts

>>49169270

Is the woman the same person who says "Shoes for Shawn?"

>>49172857
My Wii has died so many times it's ridiculous.

Wait, he's a suspect and she's an investigator? I thought that bitch was the mom from the Mall video and that guy was the dad? I don't understand this shit.

>>49172944

No, it's "PACO, PACO MENDEZ"

have you seen PACO MENDEZ?

>>49171010
Those are bandages.

The models aren't even good enough to be uncanny valley material.

They're just plain horrible.

>>49172857
when you cant argue to save a game you can always pull out the rrod card

Woops! He popped her pullhoon :(

>Implying ME2 isn't the best dating simulator

>>49173014
Yeah, I did notice a pretty heavy fall-off in quality from the presentatyion at E3 2006 until now. Makes me wonder if that E3 thing wasn't pre-rendered or if there weren't some Milo shenanigans going on.

>>49172842

>hahaha oh wow.jpg

Has any game ever done sex right? Seriously?

aw thats cute trying to compare a movie to a game

ME2 is better :3

i came

>>49173126

rapelay

>>49173117

What you mean like every Playstation trailer from E3 ever?

Forgot about Killzone and all the rest already?

Well it doesn't look like there's a thrusting motion involved so I guess the ESRB thought it was ok without that.

>>49173117
>implying anything sony shows at E3 is ever real

remember 1080p 120fps on dual monitors?

>KISS
>DON'T KISS

>>49173175

Me too

>>49173254
>>49173175

Theres something about the main guys beard that just seems...unnatural I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>49173178

For a game dedicated to raping women and designed for fapping it's just as bad, if not worse.

Rapelay has model clipping issues up the ass literally and metaphorically.

>>49173224
I know Killzone 2 used target renders but I think they met them in the end, if not beat them.

It's the only case I can think of that ever happening, however.

You are now imagining the voice actors sitting in the studio recording those sounds. Manually.

I want to know what happens if you PRESS X TO DON'T KISS

>>49173224
I remember hearing a story from the Motorstorm guys, shortly after their E3 trailer they had to present some gameplay to Sony execs and all they had were basically white boxes driving on a grid.

I swear to god if one more says this game is uncanny valley I'm going to RAGE.

The characters are not even close to looking real enough for me to be disturbed by them.

This is uncanny valley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiX5d3rC6o

>>49173444

You are now imagining the sound direction fisting a jar of mayonaise in front of a mic. Automatically.

>>49173254
>>49173175
>>49173311
Well played

haha oh wow
>mass effect 2 dating sim
>oh shit this is the best game ever
>heavy rain dating sim
>fucking embarrassing

LOL GAYLOZ. JASON WILL BE MOVIE OF THE YEAR.SOLID SNAKE IS OWN BY SONY HE WILL NEVER COME TO SHITBOX

>>49173482
No it isn't.

so i heard heavy rain is a uncanny valley

why is it hyped so much?

>>49173482
no, I'd call that real video kido.

>>49173646
Go look up a "sex" scene in ME2 tell me how long it last.This shit in heavy rain is stupid.

>>49173482

>>49173646
people may have called it "the best game ever" because.... its actually a game

Haven't you guys heard about the new way of kissing where you mechanically open and close your mouth without actually touching lips? It's all the rage right now.

This was painful to watch. I need a cold shower

oh gawd if halo has animations this good in there game i will buy it just for that! this is fucking amazing!!!!!!!

FINALLY a game comes out that proves the rest of the entertainment industry that videogames can hang with the big boys when it comes to story and depth. Not overly conveluted and complex gutter trash like Metal Gear Solid, not the cookie cutter J-RPG tripe, but an actual legitimite story that tugs at the heartstrings while leaving you with something to think about.

Welcome to the big leagues, videogames.

>>49174050
If only there was a more equal ratio of video game to movie...

>>49173482
Thats less creepy to me. She moves naturally enough.
Only odd thing is her mouth but when they show the real actress I realized it was accurate.

>>49173482
>"this is uncanny valley"
>link is an Image Metrics video

way to fail, bro

>>49174119

Agreed, I wasn't creeped out at all. Heavy Rain is pulling itself out of uncanny valley, but hasn't managed to all the way.

>>49174050
>not overly conveluted and complex gutter trash

this is QD we're talking about here.
they will fuck up the story in the 3rd act even if they don't turn the game into the matrix.

>>49174197

That looks really off.

>>49174330
The plot twists will only be a surprising to retards.
They'll pull shit out of their ass in the 3rd act regardless of if it actually happened in your playthrough.

I promise you this much.

>>49169270
Dude's missing a pinky.

ITT: People who can't detect the uncanny valley because they're psychopaths (not meant as an insult) that can't read human faces/emotions.

>>49173863
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR CRANE?

>>49174624
>implying that makes you a psychopath

>>49172444

>Neoburping.jpg

I see what you did there

>>49174050

>implying that WHERE IS PACO MENDEZ? is a better story than the MGS series.

Oh lawd, is dat some full frontal?

That was actually pretty good unlike mass effects cheap scenes.

>>49174722

>proving that he doesn't know what psychopaths are

>>49174750
I'd reserve my judgment on that until I actually play it. Though the voice acting is shaping up to be pretty crappy.

>>49174624
do you mean sociopaths?

LOL well that was awkward

I want to support attempts at making new types and styles of games... but that just looks so bad. Not the graphics, but the whole way it plays.

And stylistically, it looks like the really bad kind of cheap euro-thriller.

PRESS O TO KISS

PRESS X TO NOT KISS

>>49174944
>still believes he is right

>>49174802
thats like the oppisite of sexy.

thats antisex.

>>49175232
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sociopaths generally can't empathize with people, to clarify that.

Also, wtf at that video.

ITT: Stupid virgins who don't know what sex is.

This isn't sex. It's light petting and a small makeout session. You don't even see her tits, for all you know, they could have stopped and then gone and eaten cereal. Same goes for Mass Effect, it wasn't a sex scene.

THIS IS AN INTIMATE MOMENT SCENE, NOT A SEX SCENE. SEX SCENE INVOLVES PENETRATION AND FULL NUDITY.

>>49172857
HR shit factor 100%
percentage of JAAaaaaassssoonnn in thread 0%

/v/ really?

>>49174802
I generally didn't think full frontal fell into the M category.
What's up here?

PRESS X TO CRY OUT JASON DURING SEX

>>49174802

EWWWWWWW

LOOK AT THAT HAIR CUNT

FUCKING FRENCH

>>49175585

someone who tries to argue against censorship

>>49175585
>You don't even see her tits
You clearly did not watch it until the end. She has her pants off as well.

>>49174802
This looks shopped. I know from some of the pixels and from seeing lots of shops in my time.

oh god i lol'd so hard whenever button command appears.

I'd rather see the Paco one.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY HAVING SEX

>>49172632
I never understood this picture, what the fuck is going on?

>>49175862
not everyone likes fucking 10 year old boys.