SMASH ECKS TA DAKKA

OI, JASON YOU GIT!

JASAAAAAAAAAGH

needs more WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

OI'!

PRESS DAT CROSS BUTTONS TO WAAAAAAAGGH!

Press X to get stuck in with da boys

SMASH ECKS TO SERCH FER JASAAAAAAAAAGH

RED 'UNHZ...DEY GOZ FASTAH!

'OO GIVES A FRAG BOUT DAY "JAYSUN" HUMIE, COME ON BOYZ! LET'Z GIT LOOTIN!

I'M DA BIGGEST AND DA FIGHTIEST... SO I'Z DA BOSS

ITT: /v/ lurkers reveal themselves as the type of people who would RP in a 40k MMO

IZ LOOKIN' FER STUNTIES, STUNTIES FER STOMPIN'.

>>49168673

haha

>>49168673
Fook yea.

>>49168673

Durr.

>>49168673
What, you're just realizing this now?

>>49168673

IN A HEARTBEAT

'DEM GITZ BE TALKIN' 'BOUT SUMFIN KALL'D ORIGUM...ORIGA...ORGI SUMFIN! ME SAYZ WE FIND UND KILL ORGI FIRSTIZ SO WE BE BETTAR THEN GITZ.THAT WILL SHOW DEM!

>This thread

>>49168171
I don't know why this made me lol so much.

Noice to see dat imma not da only greenskin in 'ere.

CAN AYE GET A WAAAAAGHFIST?

>>49168673
I would.
Because Warhammer and Warhammer 40k are the best universes I've seen so far.

OI, GIT, I'M LOOKIN' FER PACO

'OI, DAT WEIRD ONE JASHEN MAKE DA SHIP GO FATSTA! BRING MORE WEIRD ONES AND RED PAINT, WE GONNA MAKE DIS SHIP GO FASTA!

>>49169217
Wow. I feel sorry for you.

Red balloonz go fasta!

>>49169499
NEEDS MOR' DAKKA ON DAT RED BALOON!

THE "ORKYGAMI" KILLA? AIN'T NO WARBOSS I 'EARD OF.

>>49169478
Name some better ones.

An ORK thread?

>>49169478
INB4 Mass effect vs 40k forum war

>>49169478

What other fictional universe is better?

STAR WARS?

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GREEN IS BEST! YA STILL WANNA GIT DA RED PULOON JAYSIN YA DAMN NOB!?

>>49169738
More like ME2 needs a 40k expansion. Shepard joins the space marines and fun times are had by all.

OI, I'Z GOING WIT DA BOYZ TO LOOT SOME NEW STOMPY FEETS FER WARBOSS SHAWN. WATCH ME WATCH TROPHY GROT JASON, YA WERFLESS GIT!

WAAAAAAAGH

>>49169841

And then Shepard gets gunned down because he slept with an alien.

>>49169733

You even spelt it correctly!

This thread made me jizz in my pants.

I like DoW

>He still thinks Warhammer 40K is good!

>>49170248
THE FUCK YOU SAY?

OI DER BOSS! WHUTZ YER NAME? WHITCH BULUUN WOULD YA LYKE JEHZEN?

PRESS X TO WAAAAAGH

>>49170248
>avatar is better.jpg
More like fern gully for the modern american.

THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS HERESY!

>>49170248
>implying asians even know what warhammer is

>>49170551
Hey guys, mind if I join the party?

LETS GO STOMP SUM JAYSUNS

FILTHY XENOS SCUM!

BE PURGED IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!

OI WE OUGHTA BUY SOMMADEM SHOUES FO SHAWN

>>49170782
WANKERS GONNA WANK

Starcraft was here.
40k is for retarded manchildren.

>>49170248
/r/ing the "I AM HATING YOU TO DEATH" and "I AM SIZZLING WITH RAGE" images.

>>49170782

FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT

>>49170975

Quaritch is in Avatar 2

Proof is in the picture

Best shop EVER.

>>49171060
>>49171038
thanks brah

Yes yes The humans are about to face my new breed. The tyrannids

>>49171226
He has some backup as well
>implying he is even going to need it

ORKZ ROOL, DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

if the Orkz made one big clan they would overwhelm the whole galaxy, and the warp, then proceed to fight between themselves

>>49171604
Who is that guy behind the big one with the sword and shield? whats his purpose?

>>49172361
Fucking your shit up

>>49171995
Yeah and if tyranids just flooded milky way with hives they would overwhelm everyone

Or if chaos did something and won over everything

If, if, if.

>>49172361
Grey Knight Terminator
and yeah...his primary job is fucking your shit up

>>49172447
OI, EF YOU SHUT YER YAP WE'D 'AVE SMASH'D ECKS TO DAKKA!

>>49172605
Say that to my bolter, animal

>>49172447
and IF these guys decided to all wake up
everyone would be pretty much fucked

>implying orkz dont shit their pants when the Empire comes rolling in

>>49172709
Meh, no-one is making more of them. They will run out sooner or later.

>>49172739
>implying they wouldn't be to busy ROCKING OUT

>>49172709
aren't orkz supposed to be bio engineered to fight the necrons?

>>49172775
>making more of something that wont die
>run out of something that can not be killed

Pretty awesome game...

...but point-and-click adventure / mystery games never sell well. Not even when they're about serial killers who watch too much Blade Runner.

Just ask Still Life, some time.

>>49172739
>orkz
>shit their pants at the sight of enemies
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>49172704
ANIMAL?! DIS SQUISHY 'DINKS I'M AN ANIMAL! IF I'M AN ANIMAL DEN WHY EM I GOT DA BIGGEST BADDEST DAKKA IN ALL DA SYSTEM?!

>your face after realizing the Imperial Guard outnumbers your pussy shit by 50000:1

>>49172739
>implying orkz dont shit their pants with excitement when the Empire comes rolling in

fixed

>>49172929
Oh yeah because everywhere they go automatically surrenders without breaking some of them

>>49172835
I have never heard that before...to my knowledge the Eldar are the only race to actually have a lot of experience fighting the Necrons...and im pretty sure they got their ass whipped

>>49173113

>my face when I get my army within melee distance off all those lasgun wielding smooth skins

>>49172929
>implying there is not enough room in space for all 1cm x 1cm bits of necrons to have each their own space of 1 cubic mile

>>49173113

>>49173177
that they lost doesn't mean they didn't break some of them in the skirmishes

WITCHES AND WHORES

THEM ELDAR

Eldars are pussy faggots in general

>>49173277
the problem is necrons self repair during battle...and once damage enough they phase out to be repaired somewhere else...So their losses over the years amount to shit compared to everyone else.

>>49173113
>my face when I realized that I'm playing Tyranids
>my face when I realized that you'll run out of ammunition before we run out of nids
>my face when you realized that you are so fucked

>>49173384

>>49173465
Where will they phase, if we're attacking the place they are repaired in?

>>49173465
they are going to stop working someday, orkz will just continue reproducing, and if they find the necrons they will band together to beat them up, not because they are a huge threat (which they are) but because they self repair, meaning the orkz will have long fights with enemies that repair after being smashed

>>49173492
>Implying lasguns use ammo.

>>49173810
tomb worlds tend to be nasty places

>>49173961
>implying that they don't use charge packs, which can only power like 30 full-strength shots before they run out of juice

Just thought I would toss this in here.
loltouhou

>>49174140
>Implying they do.

>>49173986
Tomb worlds flooded with orkz, i can imagine it
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>49174207
>implying implications
they use charge packs, retard, and even if they didn't they would overheat, and the 'nids would swarm them

>>49173492
WE CAN ALWAYS GET MO' BOYZ

>>49173878
Which, of course, is the exact sort of thing Orks thrive on. If there is nothing else to fight in the area, Orks will be all to happy to attack one another. The necrons, an army who can't ever be fully destroyed, are like a dream come true for the greenskins.

>>49174207
>implying they don't

>>49173878
i agree the orks are pretty crazy...but the necrons have already extinguished almost all life in the galaxy. They stopped nd fell asleep and are now just beginning to re awaken

Dark Crusade > Dawn Of War > Soulstorm> Winter Assault

Yes.

>>49174388
>Soulstorm> Winter Assault

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>>49174388
>Winter Assault last
Time to get the fuck out.

>>49174479
Winter Assault doesn't have METAL BOXES

I once read in a codex of an Ork warboss leading a waaagh in the Eye of Terror, because he just loved to fight the demons.

Needless to say, it didn't end well for him.

All of the orks ended killed, and he was forced by a Daemon Prince to reenact that fight for eternity.

>>49174388
>Dark Crusade better than everything.

Im ok with this.

>>49174335
It's funny, the Orks are the only race who are actually succesfull at beating Tyranids without losing a good deal themselves, as it's essentially two endless streams of fighters slamming into one another. Orks have the advantage even in the microscopic level, as the spores they realease upon death are one of the few things that are poisonous to tyranids.

>>49174339
>>49174368
i read somewhere that the orkz were bio engineered by a race that was being wiped out by the necrons ( and apparently it got wiped out but the orkz are still there, that means something) so probably they are designed to fight them over and over, creating an unending conflict but keeping the necrons at bay

>>49174388
Firestorm over Kronus> Dark Crusade> Dawn of War> Winter Assault> Metal Boxes

>>49173961
they do.

Learn your shit

>>49174507
But Soulstorm Gorgutz is vastly inferior to Winter Assault Gorgutz.

Also, you have fucking General Sturnn, who's so manly, he ate diamonds and shat out bolter rounds. Compared to Vance "Lost a 100 Baneblades" Stubbs...

WAGGLE DA CONTROLA TA SMASH SOMTHINK

>>49174660

>leading a waagh in the Eye of Terror

Now that's some crazy shit.

>>49174685
>It's funny, the Orks are the only race who are actually succesfull at beating Tyranids without losing a good deal themselves

Nigga have you ever heard of Ultramarines?

>>49174697
They (supposedly) engineered by the old ones, the beings that inhabited the galaxy alongside the necrontyr, the species that would beome the necrons. When they began to loose the war with the newly formed necrons and their foul star gods, they created several races to continue the fight for them, including Eldar adn Orks.

>>49174388
I don't agree with the latter rankings, but
>Dark Crusade at the front
Fucking agreed.

>>49174388
>putting vDoW before Soulstorm

>>49174685
>Ork spores poisonous to Nids
Nigga, what you readin? Nothing is poisonous to the nids. They eat Orks. Regularly. That's how they got Biovores.
The closest that the Orks have ever got to stopping the Nids has been in the Octavian sector, and that's more of a standstill than a complete stop. Mostly because the biggest fucking WAAAGH! seen in a really fucking long time is battling it out with a major tendril from Leviathan.
And Leviathan will eventually win. One way or another.

>>49174864
JOIN CADIAN GUARD
BE LOCATED 2 FEET FROM THE EYE OF TERROR
FUCK SOME NIGGAHS UP

>>49174388
>implying Soulstorm was anything but a terrible shitstain and that Winter Assault wasn't inferior only to Dark Crusade

GIMMIE SOME O DEM HUMIE BONES EH?
I GOT A BIT O MEAT STUCK IN MY TEEFS.

>>49174887
They lost their entire first company (all their veterans) and several planets in their empire. Doesn't sound like anything more than holding out to me.

>>49175033
Dark Crusade in nothing short of fucking GLORIOUS.

>>49174660
>he was forced by a Daemon Prince to reenact that fight for eternity.

Shit, that's like orky heaven. Fightan with da boyz for eva an' eva.

>>49174660
>orks leading a waagh into the eye of terror
i fucking love this universe

>>49175218
Your forgot how they completely destroyed a Hive Fleet. With like 1000 Marines.

>>49175066
Actually, the Orks have now a 50/50 chance of winning.
If they win, the boys that come out of that bloodbath will easily be the largest ever.
If they lose, same as above, but for the Nids.

>>49175134
>grossly exaggerating SS's initial shortcomings, that were fixed

I think this thread brings up a very serious question that'll need addressing.

40k Orkz vs Krogans, no genophage.

Or would they just be pals?

>>49174660
>Forced
was that daemon prince incredibly retarded?

>>49175367
That was a small hivefleet.
The entire swarm that's yet to come is supposed to be larger than our galaxy.

>>49174685
sauce my bro? because this my mean that the old ones knew of the tyranids, and the orks may have been a counter measure.....hmmmmmmm most interesting.......

>>49175428
Daemon Princes are arrogant asshole who think themselves abover everyone else. Daemons formed directly from the Chaos Gods view them as halfbreed cull who shouldn't even be allowed near them.

>>49175386
Orkz aren't 'pals' with anyone, they're just looking for a fight.

>>49175530
orkz are a counter measure against the necrons

40k lore pisses me off.

Necrons and Tyranids are supposed to rape in undead robot and 40k zerg form. Yet Tau and Chaos and the Orks are just so much more badass.

>>49175066
>And Leviathan will eventually win. One way or another.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!
me thinks you underestimate the orks.

>>49175459
And Ultramarines will fuck its shit up.

There isnt a single thing in 40k canon that kills Tyranids better than Ultramarines do.

>>49175596
they are palls until they run out of shit to make choppy or add more dakka

>>49175428

Well, the Ork is not really alive, is more a mindfuck than anything.

By the way, the Daemon Prince is from Khorne, go figure.

>>49175530
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
There ya go.

>>49175386
Seeing as how Krogan have to breed naturally, while Orkz simply spread like plants, the works would eventually win.

Who am I kidding? The Orks would win right on the first encounter

>>49175665
>Tau
>badass

sure thing buddy

>>49175428
>Khorne daemon prince
most likely.

I want to see a Warhammer 40k videogame, an RPG, with the Imperial guard, here's the kicker, you are Comissar Ciaphas Cain

>>49175367
And a fuckload of IG, two fleets, Titans...

>>49175530
No, Orks and Eldar were meant as a countermeasure for the (now retconned) C'tan and their Necron servants. Tyranids are a relatively new species in the WH40K timeline.

>>49175105
like you wouldnt get fucked up 5 minutes into battle as a IG

>>49175765

The orkz do have the advantage in that regard, but Krogans are capable of pretty impressive birth rates themselves. Far surpassing any other species in 40k at any rate.

>>49175812
hell a custom comissar will do (implying everyone isn't going to make fuklaw) something like mass effect, but you shoot the aliens instead of sleeping with them

>>49175957
You cant beat 40k in anything.

Krogans loose by default.

>>49175570
yes but a daemon prince is a chaos gods most favored subject. A daemon has no control over its will, because it is just their god manifest. A daemon price must fully dedicate himself to the god, HIS choice.

>>49175932
>implying they haven't held that planet against BLACK CRUSADES FOREVER
>implying you can defeat Creed

>>49173025
that always pissed me off

make them leadership 10 already, all the lore makes out they should be

>>49175679
And I think you underestimate the nids.

When you realize how many ways they have to potentially fuck a planet up and how they're OM NOM NOMing their way through half the fucking galaxy, you'll see where I'm coming from.

>>49176078
*l am a retard for posting THIS daemon prince.

>>49175772
I'd take Tau over any form of Eldar or the Sisters of Battle.

Space Marines are boring shit too. Same with the imperials.

Tyranids are fucking parasite hive mind same old same old and necrons are just the undead in a space setting.

Tau are fucking badass.

>>49175765
Orkz also have the advantage of making machinery work just by THINKING/WAAUUGGHHING ABOUT IT HARD. Orkz have the 40k equivalent of spiral energy

>>49176078
>A daemon has no control over its will
lolno. Where'd you get that?

>>49176123
thats fucking stupid.

>>49174660
bear in mind that he wiped like 3 daemon worlds before that

>>49172739
>implying they don't just run right into enemy fire