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Disabled Garrus is moe~

I think its time for a-
GARRUS THREAD

>>48875029
I concur

post goes here

>>48875483
LETS CHAFE

Garrus goes here

Turian goes here

>>48875684
NEXT TIME YOURE OUT ON THE TOWN WITH OFFICER VAKARIAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS491CiT7m8

>Romance Shephard
>Headbutt her

Oh Garrus

>>48875961
>Romance Garrus
>DAT ASS

ohgod garrus is such a dork! At first I was laughing and then I d'awww

dicks go here

>>48875961
CHAFING ENSURED

Space wedding with Garrus.
Tali is the maid of honor and Wrex is the best man. Kaidan and Liara go to the wedding together. Anderson walks her down the aisle

(and comforts Udina when he starts crying.) Samara performs the ceremony, and Thane and his son attend. Jack catches the bouquet.

Jacob and Miranda make out afterwards. Grunt eats the entire cake baked by Mordin. Legion DJ's the reception. Zaheed sends a pet Varren.

Illusive Man watches through a live video feed.
credits roll

More turian

>>48876214
More Garrus

somebody say garrus thread?

>>48876195

well would you look at the time!

>>48875926
Garrus va is hot...

so many warm fuzzies in this scene, and he sounded so tired, coughing and all

i wonder how he felt when he looked through his scope and saw shepard swaggering down that bridge

Oh my.

>>48876195
>Kaidan and Anderson go to the wedding together.
fixed for TRUTH

Turian head plates are hard and metallic, and their body skin is rough, hence chafing. Not to mention the claws on their hands and feet.

Sex with Garrus would not be fun.

>>48876391
>coughing and all
I must confess that I got trollled by that annoying anon....the whole time I was worried he was sick

feels good man

WE MATCH<3

>>48876195
;_;

not to mention that going through me1 with permanent broken garrus face textures makes him look that much better in this game

TURIANS

>>48876550
>Sex with Garrus would be rough, hard, animalist and amazing sex.

>>48876623
yes. btw why they never fixed him?

>>48876684
I came

also he has so much more emotion this time around, equally awesome.

laughing turians? fuck yeah

>>48876623

fuck why did they NEVER FIX THAT

it even said they did in a patch. I even went out and actually bought the retail copy to see if there would be a difference from my nigger pirate version.

IT'S STILL BROKEN!

Still posting ME

>>48876195
<3

>>48876779
dunno, i heard they said they did and it just never worked. seems dumb. low on their priority list, i guess

don't swallow

>>48876825
<3

HES ADORABLE

>>48876569
dawww

>>48876560
I got trolled by the :) "tester" anon that Garrus was can not have.
I was bummed out, then suddenly
>maybe we can relieve stress together

OH SHITTT CAN HAVE

>>48876815
You'd think at least his alternate costume you get from doing his quest would be fixed.

Knowing Bioware, its a metaphor for his grief at losing his nakama.

STILL POSTING

>>48876569
I'm not surprised Pepper would have no problem fucking aliens.

>>48876885
I wonder if there's a turrian condom. you know, to be safe

>>48876927
i used the word 'adorable' way too much throughout me2, but goddamnit what else could you say when you were reuinted with wrex or when tali was like "i wish shepard was here to see this?"

A few peeps commissioned aimo for some Garrus, so expect more soon.

>>48876786

Delicious

>>48876980
Oh wow, finally some anatomically correct fanart

>>48877093


you bet

>>48876970
lol this too. such a nice surprise.

>>48876970
even the devchats made it sound like Garrus would not be an option, especially when you compared their responses concerning garrus to those concerning tali

i was very surprised

BUT DELIGHTED

>>48877121
To be fair, not alot of people know about the whole "collars part of the skin" thing

>>48876970
Me dos man, but I kept hope.

>>48876970
>maybe we can relieve stress together
I was so afraid to get rejected at this point

adorable techie is adorable

>>48877287

>>48877243
>>48877272
>>48877477
I also got trolled into thinking Garrus was sick, so much so that I freaked out at the Mordin mission and refused to take him. I thought that's what they were referring to.

In the end, everything turned out better than expected.

Can this thread wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

POST POST POST POST

I actually had a dream about a naked Turian oh god what's wrong with me but it wasn't very explicit. He had a crotch like an Evangelion unit.

Maybe some Tali?

>>48877875
can it recalibrate a bit? i'm in the middle of some waiting

Yet more TUrians

All of these ME1 screenshots are just so bad looking. Fffffffffff.

new content is almost as good as Garrus cock

>>48878034
ohh, he looks so gangerous here...takemenow, garrus, take me now

>>48878132
It bugs me that they never fixed the low-res texture issue.

We better visit Palaven in ME3 along with female turians, or else I will be dissapoint.

On that note, anyone else see the "Palaven" sign in the upper levels of the Zakera Wards? And underneath it an inaccessible door? I think it was by the reporter...It might not be anything, but I just thought it was a bit out of place.

dat reach

>>48877921

wish i had those dreams

>>48878259
It was a turian cafe.

>>48878264
This picture would be better with default Shepard.

>>48878221
You can make it look a little better by forcing triple buffering and 16x af in the ini.

75% of the screenshots I take end up with people in the middle of blinking.

Fun fact

>>48878430
Just like real life

>>48878459
Looks weird without the tattoos

>>48878323
Well that explains it, there was a window with some turians beside it.

I hope we meet papa vakarian in ME3. Can you imagine the drama?

>>48878430
Garrus and Thane should have fought for FemShep.
Just sayin'

>>48878459
Oh god, Turians drink Coke?

>>48878459
he would be hot irl, too

>>48878634
no, they drink tupari

hurfadurf

>>48878459
And I thought Tali fanboys were bad

>>48878624
>Garrus, Thane and FemShep should've had a bisexual threesome.

Fixed.

>>48878459
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH IT.

yeah

>>48878624
Garrus isnt even interested in you, he just sees you as a good friend... with benefits.
GARRUS DOESNT LOVE YOU

>>48878723
>>48878712
speak of the devil

>>48878712
wow...just...wow
I hope you're kidding

>>48878459
OP here, I'm working on a mask like that. Minus the coke

Plus tatoos


Looks good man

>>48878734
>Implying women enter relationships seeking love

They don't care, they just want his cock

Surprisingly, in b4 Turian Councillor.

>>48873066
Goddamn he's so cute and awkward <3

>>48878850
You just want him to airquote reapers again, don't you.

>>48878734
That would be so dreadfully out of character for both of them.

Garrus is way too chill and you're more like a friend. The romantic thing doesn't even come out till you get him in your quarters and he lets on how bad things have been for him.

Thane is more or less at peace with everything and would never make such claims to a woman he respects so highly.

STOP IT

>>48878734
as long as we can screw each other senseless, I don't care.

>>48878459

>>48878968
>>48878827
What did I fucking tell you

>>48876412

this picture makes me laugh every time, its severely underrated

Working on it

>>48878941
...yes

>>48879004
As a disney/animation fan, I'd always wished to have a character 3d model. They're so cool

>>48879087
Fine, I'll post the turian councilor doing "airquotes" again, but you better damn save it this time.

*sigh* Women.

He's so adorably awkward.

>>48878712
at least they are more creative than that hilarious doll that's being passed around as Tali :3

>>48879083
Its posted just about everywhere. But it is indeed funny.

>>48879004
I was looking for the other few ones that the guy did. Goddamn I'd buy one of those


I can dump other pics now too, I'm out of Garrus

DAT ASS.jpg

>>48879227
that garrus model is probably from bioware

Garrus is a horrible character, i dont know why you guys like him. He is not even interested in Shepard until you drop the sluttiest line the galaxy has ever heard, and even then he is like, "sure, whatevah, could be fun"

So, how many people here are actually females schlicking to Garrus and not just FAGS?

>>48879368
Faggot here, I assume we are the majority

>>48879204

now in tattoo form

OP here, gonna start dumping all the ME pics I have

>>48879362
>sure, whatevah, could be fun
ohh, it was. so. much. fun.

>>48879227
At least the Tali doll is just a troll, this is a full on obsession.

Fucking fanboys/girls

>>48879279

DAYUM!!!

I miss Wrex.

>>48879512
we all do

>>48879368
I am a lady, but I only act this retarded for Garrus.

>>48879549

>>48879362
cool story bro!

>>48879572
Garrus over Thane? :3c

>>48879362
I like Garrus because he's just the kind of relationship I'd want. Acquaintance as he's first recruited by Shepard, respect as Garrus sees Shepard being a badass, friendship as adventures continue and Shepard teaches Garrus how to be a paragon, as well as the inevitable closeness brought about by facing adversity, and then potential romance from something as "innocent" as suggesting a romp in Shepard's quarters. I mean, when it starts out, they seem to regard the matter pretty casually, a way to relieve stress. But then you get him into your quarters and it's so much more than that. Right then, he really needs you.

It's the way it progresses that makes it so goddamn good.

>>48879368
More than you'd think, I'm guessing.

>>48879454
Thats because the neckbeards who like Tali don't have much talent to do anything.

>>48879204

From an earlier thread:
>The Turian councilor appears in front of the Reaper fleet and says, "Ah yes, the 'Reapers'..." and the whole fleet just disappears. His disapproval is so strong, they are wiped from reality!

>>48879368
i'm pretty sure it's a good mixture

>>48879362
to be honest, shepard was slutty for all her pick up lines.

>>48879639
inb4 stick up ass

>>48879368
Lady, and Garrus is my Husbando.

I am in my second playthrough so far Thane is a much better love interest. I am gonna probably be faithful to Laira.

>>48879639
i want to suck him off :3

>>48879639
fag

>>48879665
And your telling me that anyone other than closet homosexual neckbeards and obese female shut-ins are attracted to garrus?

>>48879639
fuck you joker, there is never enough headbutting

>>48879368
I'm a girl

>>48879826
closet? :3c

>>48879426
HOly fuck man, that's pretty good

OP here dumping some Tali

>>48879852

>>48879694
>shepard was slutty for all her pick up lines
ME2 Li are all flings. Plus, she's been dead for 2 years, I can't blame her.

I am also out of Garrus pictures. That was good, I need to get them all out of my system at least once every couple of days.

>>48880010
WHERE THAT COME FROM

>>48879423

>>48880090
the filename states who the DA artist is :3

>>48880010
too bad isn't femshep there.

>>48880010

This image reminds me that Garrus can't get a Widow and how much that annoys me.

Just imagine, Garrus and Legion with an Infiltrator Shep. Garrus giving everyone AP ammo.

>>48880090
http://mattrhodes.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>48879961

>>48880003
Ive been saving my self for Garrus since ME.
You shut your whore mouth.

>>48876875

Oh lawd is this sum Garrus thread.

>>48879368
*schlickschlickschlick*

oh hai

>>48880382
nigga you know it

>>48880382
Chillin'
Waterfallin'
Scouterin'

Research.

Garrus was to much of a pussy. Even Liara wanted my Femshepard more.

>>48880010

garrus is a dork knight

>>48880472
I dont know wheater to play with subs on or not.
Subs on you cant take good screenshots.
Subs off and you miss the point of making 'hilarious' screenies.

>>48880481
Hes just awkward. I dont mind that.

>>48880537
>>48876268

I really wish they would have given ME2 higher anti aliasing capabilities, i really don't like jaggies on my Garrus.

>>48880362
tbh the only serious relationships in ME2 were: paragon!jack, tali's and thane's.

I'M GOING TO KEEP POSTING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

even japan loves garrus

>>48880633
I knew that voice sounded familiar, also that"dude you're a genius" picture makes sense now.

>>48880698
human male here :3c i find them attractive

>>48880701
gb2 your bunk

>>48880633
from the same jap that did wrex, I assume?

run calibrations
all day
every day

>>48876412
I love Kate Beaton.

>>48880694
>thane
Nice trolling.

>>48880694
Because flings happen when two people admit that they care for each other a enormous amount and do a huge amount of planning to make a relationship work.
Totally a fling.

>>48880701
You tell em Reger or wtf your name was

>>48880589

Ignore the person on the right. She isnt Garrus.

Why no thane fangirls? I mean Thane and Drell were even made for women

Image limit reached, time to actually go play ME2.

can we get the gif of joker doing the robot

>>48880859
You know it.

Also, I went "OOH! GARRUS THREAD!" when I saw this thread.

There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with me.

>>48881149
Welcome home.
>>48881096
No substitutions.

>>48881096
I'm guessing that most of the people who would have gone for Thane won't pass up Garrus.

I'm actually having a lot of trouble deciding between the two for my main playthrough that I want to take to ME3.

Also, Thane's impending death kind of sucks. :/

>>48880893
>huge amount of planning to make sex betwen different species work
they're friends, they repect each other, but I fail to see romantic love

I am a man. I find Turians sexually attractive. I feel very confused about this. Bioware really needs to put lady Turians in ME3.

>>48881293
They don't even consider anything romantic until Garrus shows up in Shepard's quarters. It just sort of happens, which is part of the appeal.

>>48881096
It's the same way they didn't expect people to want Tali in ME1. Bioware doesn't fucking know what their fans want but I'll be damned if they don't listen when they're told.

>>48881096

they're on the bioware official forums. I'd post proof but we're at the max image replies.

>>48881268

well, there's his son if you don't mind femshep coming off as a cougar. he's voiced by Raiden and Kael'Thas

>>48881293
If Shepard wanted a booty call, she could have gone elsewhere. Garrus isnt attracted to humans, hes attracted to Shepard.
etc etc

>>48881268
his disease, his son, his dead wife. They all suck. It's sweet that he call my shep siha but no. just no

>>48881350

dem voices

>>48881472
Too much fucking dramuh with Thane. At least Garrus' issues don't involve him using my Fem!Shep as a substitute for a dead wife.

>>48881096
I find the Drell interesting, but Thane had too much baggage.
He tells you about his sickness, his dead wife, you reconnect him with his dead son, and suddenly
I WANT YOU
Even after friendzoning him two times he kept hitting on Shepard. Holy shit man.