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    Heavy Rain. Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:03 No.48768968  
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    Reviews are coming in, GI, 9.5/10 PSM: 5/5, AAA game confirmed.

    Tell me the truth /v/, do you troll this game out of insecurity of just the fact that most people here can't experience it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:04 No.48769026
    http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps3/heavyrain

    Kinda funny how wrong /v/ always is.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:04 No.48769054
    Holy shit PSM gave Heavy Rain a 5/5?

    They never hand out 5s!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:04 No.48769058
    >he still takes /v/ seriously
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:05 No.48769083
    we troll this game because JASOONNNNNNNN

    PUSH X TO SHOES
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:05 No.48769120
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    >PSM 5/5
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:05 No.48769124
    we troll because it's fun
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:05 No.48769126
    >>48768968
    not videogames, take this shit to /g/ or /tv/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769164
    >>48769026

    whenever a game gets trolled the fuck out of on /v/ it usually means it's a pretty good game

    if the game is shit it is usually quickly forgotten and the trolls move on to new prospects
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769167
    /v/ - Video Games

    Go to /tv/ with your movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769173
    lol imagine how many millions $ony must have bribed the press with so that their shitty game doesn't get the 1/10's it deserves
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769176
    Gaming XP
    For many people Heavy Rain won’t be more than a progression of quick-time-events...
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769182
    guys, even if review scores don't matter (except when trolling).
    Never NEVER use the exclusive game's console magazine as a driving point.
    It's retarded.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769215
    PRESS X TO SHOW HOW ASSPAINED /v/ IS.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769222
    >PSM: 5/5
    I came.

    inb4 hurr durr bias, they weren't always the official playstation maggazine
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:06 No.48769223
    >>48769173
    how can they bribe if they're poor, as the fanboys love to point out?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769250
    the publisher bribed them with phloons
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769271
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    >Implying Sony didnt pay for these reviews
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769277
    it's still a movie no matter what
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769278
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    >>48769173
    >>48769167
    >>48769126
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769297
    if you took anything on /v/ seriously you would never play games
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769300
    This kind of game doesn't deserve 10/10 or even 9 or 8/10 scores. It's actually kind of hard to say they are games even.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:07 No.48769305
    >>48768968
    Oh man, this game is gonna be so great the closest thing to alternate really since MMO's.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:08 No.48769322
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    >> Yahtzee !ZeroP96tgY 02/06/10(Sat)18:08 No.48769365
    >game
    >heavy rain
    >ps3
    >game

    Wut
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769383
    I have no problems with movie games, but that demo just looked terrible.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769387
    /v/ hating a good game ?

    is this new ?

    they don't have a valid reason for hating Halo , Fallout 3 , Oblivion ect .

    they hate it because it's popular .

    i remember the day MW2 came out .

    the whole board was filled with threads about it .
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769394
    >>48768968
    you know pre-release reviews are generally positive right?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769397
    /v/ - Insecure trolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769402
    Other than Heavy Rain, there's a fuck lot shit coming out in the next 2 months.
    It's going to be Oct/Nov '09 all over again.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769420
    US embargo is over on the 10th. We shall see.
    >> Warpath !ayMLpr/KpQ 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769422
    nice movie
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769425
    SONY WINS AGAIN!
    >> LittleMiku !!z3qkxSh82Vo 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769434
    Still waiting for the demo.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:09 No.48769451
    >>48769365

    the last time i checked it had gameplay
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769474
    >>48769402
    >BioShock 2: good
    >Aliens vs. Predator: shitsux
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769508
    >>48769387
    if heavy rain was good /v/ would have next to 0 threads about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769515
    >>48769434
    Unless you're lazy or a troll, you can get the beta now. And no, you don't need to make a European account, Kotaku is just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769516
    >>48769434
    the demo is out

    i played it

    you gotta solve the puzzles to get the code
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769517
    >/v/ trolls Heavy rain, 9.0+ scores
    >/v/ hypes the shit out of AvP, 5.00 scores

    Good taste, as always guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769527
    played the demo, cancelled my pre-order
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:10 No.48769538
    >>48769420

    Embargo? What?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:11 No.48769555
    >>48769387

    Halo is only good game in that bunch.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:11 No.48769585
    >>48769538
    Non-disclosure agreement... welcome to media.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769614
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    >>48769271

    >implying Sony paid PSM and PTOM for reviews
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769616
    I don't really care about the trolls, but there are times when the ACTUAL legit ps3fanboys do stupid shit that obviously attract more trolls, then they cry about it.

    Like OP. Either he's a troll, or a fanboy who wants this tread to turn into trollsville.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769619
    minigame Wii bullshit, tap X receive cookie
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769624
    ITT: Butthurt. Just Butthurt Xbros everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769631
    >>48769516
    you didn't have to solve any puzzles in the actual demo though.
    left me feeling a little meh.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:12 No.48769663
    >>48769614
    >implying playstation magazines aren't biased towards playstation
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:13 No.48769711
    >>48769508
    >if heavy rain was good /v/ would have next to 0 threads about it.
    not possible, it's a PS3 exclusive. Meaning even if it is good, there's going to be troll threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:13 No.48769716
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    HAVEY RAIN
    101/100
    6/5

    GAME OF THE YEAR

    E
    V
    E
    R
    Y

    Y
    E
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:13 No.48769732
    >>48769663
    How wierd, since they're, you know, Playstation magazines.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:13 No.48769742
    >>48769517
    this

    AvP gets a shitty review

    "OMG NO GI JUST MAD IT'S NOT MW2 "

    Heavy Rain gets a good review

    " PAID BY SONY , MOVIE LULZ X 2 JASON "


    Rebellion has never done a good game
    AvP was always going to fail .

    Heavy Rain was created by a good company with some new ideas to bring to the table .
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:14 No.48769764
    All the JASON trolling /v/ has been doing has actually been a form of viral marketing

    So I thank you /v/ because I'm now getting this game day 1
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:14 No.48769774
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:14 No.48769781
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:14 No.48769802
    PS3
    ANOTHER AAA TITLE

    XBOX
    ANOTHER RROD BITES THE DUST

    ONE MAN
    ONE MISSION
    TRAY BROTHERHOOD PREVAILS AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:14 No.48769810
    /v/ loved borderlands.
    It was terrible.
    /v/ loves AVP, people say terrible.
    /v/ hates Heavy Rain
    Good.
    What a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769832
    >Reviews are coming in, GI, 9.5/10 PSM: 5/5, AAA game confirmed.
    Damn, remember that French site that gave it 6/10, Sony blacklisted it and threatened with court?
    Yeah, I'm sure that opened some eyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769844
    i would really love to have one dad hurrrr
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769856
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    /v/ said the same thing about uncharted 2
    >hurr good reviews must be payed by sony
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769861
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    >>48769663
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769882
    >JASOOON X was viral
    Now i've seen everything.
    Good work SONY workers.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769886
    >>48769832
    source?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:15 No.48769891
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    >>48769271
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:16 No.48769898
    >>48769832
    Did this happen today?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:16 No.48769907
    >>48769742
    >quick time events are new
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:16 No.48769914
    >>48769516
    >demo
    >review
    is it ok if i review the whole game off the demo?
    if so, 3/5
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:16 No.48769931
    >>48769832
    Lies.
    Never happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:16 No.48769941
    Didn't Sony ban a reviewer for giving it a 6/10?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48769965
    >>48769898
    >>48769886
    http://www.n4g.com/gaming/News-470144.aspx
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48769973
    A french magazine gave it 6/10 though
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48769976
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    >>48768968
    loved indigo prophecy, heavy rain looks amazing. just love the JASSSUNNN meme and other shit going around. funny stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48769977
    >>48768968
    AAA as in PRESS TRIANGLE 3 TIMES TO IRON YOUR SHIRT
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48769997
    demon's souls was a good hype
    this is a bad hype

    regards,
    idort
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770003
    I am going to buy this.
    JAYWSOON XXXXXXXX or not i am adventure games whore.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770010
    >>48769856
    and halo 3
    and gears 1 & 2
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770012
    most people settle for the glitchy badly coded mediocre crap that is shoved in their face.

    we are better than that.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770014
    >>48769931
    Huh
    >>48769941
    >>48769965
    Sonybros status: fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770017
    >>48769856

    That's because /v/ is full of retards who are either virulent 360/PCfags, or take the LOLPS3NOGAEMS thing too far.

    No matter what, it's near impossible to get good threads on most of PS3's exclusives.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:17 No.48770023
    >>48769832
    Yeah, Gamekult.

    Make fun of Sony all you want for blacklisting them, but that place is retarded as fuck.
    Metacritic doesn't even accept their reviews, and they gave Mass Effect 2 a 7/10.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770036
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    >>48769976
    >indigo prophecy
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770054
    >>48768968
    You have to admit it OP

    That video was bad. Not bad but REAL BAD

    HELARISOSUSOS BAD
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770073
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    >>48768968
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770085
    This is just a point and click adventure with a controller, no?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770087
    I sure am sad I won't get to play Quick Time Events: The Movie: The Game
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:18 No.48770092
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    >>48770036
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:19 No.48770100
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    lol so many xboys in here
    enjoy your no exclusives and 67% failure rate
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:19 No.48770120
    >/v/ says PS3 is shit and Xbox is superior 2 years ago
    >buy Xbox
    >regret
    >buy PS3
    >enjoy PS3 more
    >MGS4 is a movie
    >buy MGS4
    >becomes favorite game
    >loljasun press x for xDDD
    >PSM 5/5
    >AvP is going to be game of the decade
    >shit sucks

    You suck /v/, stop rating games. You suck at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:19 No.48770131
    >>48770023
    sounds like they use an actual 1-10 scale instead of the 7-10 bullshit most places do.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:19 No.48770136
    >>48768968
    >Crap movie gets 105/100 scores in media
    >Implying that means the movie is good
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:19 No.48770142
    >sony loses money with every ps3 they sell
    >opm is going to give a ps3 exclusive a low score

    lolno
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770167
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    The people saying Heavy Rain is an interactive movie are underageb& that never played adventure game.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770175
    >>48769965
    >>48769941
    Well, that's Sony france. When the NA sony and JP sony regions begin doing the same shit, you can come over and we can kiss/make up.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770178
    >>48770023
    Troll hit reviewers?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770181
    >PSM
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770199
    >>48769322
    Goddamn, look at those fucking apples. How can you resist?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770207
    >>48770036
    >richard dawkins

    dont what are you doing
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:20 No.48770241
    /v/ only trolls good games. I had very little interest in HR until I starting seeing so many troll threads for it. Went down and pre-ordered it yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:21 No.48770259
    JAYSON
    BADASS GLASSES
    PHALLONS
    CLOWNS
    ORIGAMI
    PRESS X TO DO EVERYTHING

    Haha i am so buying this.
    Just for the heck of it.
    I guess trophies will be sweet/easy to get.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:21 No.48770274
    Sony doesn't need to pay PSM to rate games highly. The better playstation looks, the more subscribers they get the more money they get. As for Game informer, everyone knows that magazine is shit.

    And look at the reviews for indigo prophecy, they started out the same way, I'm calling around an 85 score for this game.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:21 No.48770305
    >>48770023
    >they gave Mass Effect 2 a 7/10.
    To that dumbed down version of a dumbed down action rpg?
    HOW DARE THEY.
    >Metacritic doesn't even accept their reviews
    They don't accept reviews because the score isn't to their liking?
    There's no reaction pic adequate to this.
    But there is a reaction video.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrF5x1OSJuQ
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:22 No.48770327
    wait

    can some Xboxfags tell me what Xbox Exclusive from this year got a good review ?

    it's a good thing being compared to a movie . because that's what a next Gen game needs to look like .

    enjoy paying for another Halo 3 : ODLC
    >> Ultimate Idort! !aVFEC22V.o 02/06/10(Sat)18:22 No.48770328
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    I've always said that when you play a game in motion, you usually don't have time to see things like graphical quirks unless you're some discerning faggot.
    Tell me, how many of you spotted this shit the first time you watched the video?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:22 No.48770347
    >>48768968
    >Implying that if you praise shit, it becomes candy.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:22 No.48770385
    Only IGN's opinion matters
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:22 No.48770402
    >>48769474
    >Implying you didn't completely destroy your credibility by saying "Bioshock 2: Good"
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770414
    >>48769973
    >french

    There's your problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770423
    Finally a REAL adventure game.
    You underage fags could at least check out what it means.
    Preordered HR already.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770427
    >>48770023

    Damn. What a weird site. I wish I could speak French actually, I don't so I could see exactly how they're rating games (i.e. if it's something along the lines of insomnia.ac).

    Browsing their site, though, the highest review score I've seen was a 9 for Braid. Then an 8 for Bayonetta and Darksiders. What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770433
    ITT:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770438
    >>48770327
    360 has yet to have an exclusive release this year

    Mass Effect 2 is also on PC xbros

    Only game that's guaranteed AAA scores will be Halo Reach
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770457
    >>48770023
    hmmm

    last night /v/ was bitching on how GI gave ME2 a 9

    being a dumbed down version of ME1

    because they gave AvP a 5.75
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770463
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    >>48769322
    What in the world happened here?
    I'm honestly curious.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770474
    >>48770142

    every console since the N64 (with the exception of the wii, which is little more than a glorified toy) is sold as a loss to the company that makes it.

    Revenue is ALWAYS made up by software sales you dipshit.

    So its not just sony that loses money when they sell a console,its everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:23 No.48770479
    >>48770385
    IGN, which has banner ads for games everywhere and clearly has conflict of interest on anything but obscure titles?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:24 No.48770484
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    >>48770385

    Right.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:24 No.48770536
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    >>48770402
    It is.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:25 No.48770562
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II6BWzzhh_4
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:26 No.48770650
    HEAVY RAIN!
    PS3 gets another AAA
    HEAVY RAIN!
    Anal pained xbros lost the game
    >> a year ago Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:26 No.48770658
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    Reviews are coming in, GI, 10/10 PSM: 5/5, Grand Theft Auto IV = AAA game confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:26 No.48770675
    back then
    "when are games going to look like movies ?"

    now with heavy rain looking like a movie
    " ENJOY UR MOVIE !! 11!!1!!X TO JASON "
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:26 No.48770692
    >>48770414
    Yeah, it was also a French magazine (Canard PC) which dared to call out Fallout's 3 flaws.
    How dare they, they don't eat up hyped titles!!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:27 No.48770708
    Don't worry, in a few months Alan Wake will start.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:27 No.48770735
    >>48770423

    Yes! Exactly! I've been waiting so long for a good mystery/adventure game on the PS3. The trolls don't even understand what they're trolling. That think it's "LULZNOTAGAME!" if they can't pew pew pew every 15 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:27 No.48770738
    99% of people are fucking morons.
    /v/ is full of people.

    This shouldn't be a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:27 No.48770759
    Can't wait to rate this shit on IMDB
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:28 No.48770761
    >>48770474
    So far as I know Nintendo has never sold a system at a loss, not just the Wii.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:28 No.48770781
    /v/ only likes shit like Mass Effect, and Pokemon.

    ie. /v/ only likes rehashed games.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:28 No.48770815
    OH MY GOD SOME IMMENSLY POPULAR GAME
    10/10 GAMEFAGS
    10/10 IGN
    10/10 EUROFAGAMERS
    10/10 GAMEHUB
    10/10 GAMESTATION
    10/10 GAMEPALACE
    10/10 GAMEURINAL
    10/10 GAMESHOES
    10/10 10/10 REVIEWS
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:28 No.48770823
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    >they still believe that bribed game critics give honest reviews
    >> PSN: Selffaw 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770852
    That doesn't change the fact that Heavy Rain threads are fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770868
    >>48770761

    gamecubes were sold at a loss, the only one of nintendo's consoles to do so.

    otherwise the guy you quoted is right
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770869
    >>48770692
    They sound great to me. Called mass effect 2 how it is, fallout 3 WAS flawed.
    New reviewers to follow it seems.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770888
    >>48770708
    >implying Alan Awake can be as awesome as using the Wiimote as a Flashlight ( SH:SM )
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770896
    >press x to piss blood
    >press x to open dorr
    >press circle to green text
    >press square the game
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770906
    Does it matter?

    It's on the PS3, polarizing, and not shootan.

    It'll sell 500k at best.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:29 No.48770908
    My friend told me on MSN that he had taken 15 preorders today for HR.
    I guess hype train is quite effective.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:30 No.48770914
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    >>48770423
    >HR
    >adventure

    My favorite FPS is starcraft.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:30 No.48770983
    Why are magazines based around game journalism reviewing a movie?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:31 No.48770997
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    Awwwww don't cry. Go play your 360, it will make you feel better.....till it breaks.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:31 No.48771007
    This game will sell like fresh buns in Europe.
    It will bomb in America.
    Why?

    Because it is matter of taste.
    Europe has one.
    America not quite....
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:31 No.48771034
    why ppl thinks its an adventure game lol, theres no exploration at all and no puzzles either, u just walk in corridors QTEing
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:31 No.48771041
    >>48770868
    They're selling slim Gamecubes right now at a huge profit.

    *rimshot*
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:31 No.48771073
    >>48770906
    >Not Shootan.
    You mean the 360 right?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771088
    >>48771007
    Europe has taste for shitty bluray movies?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771100
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    >>48770823
    >He's butthurt
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771139
    >>48770914
    He is right.
    Adventure games were always Point and Click.
    HR is a step forward.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_game#Cyan_Worlds_.281987-present.29
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771152
    >Trusting game critics

    >Trusting GAME INFORMER

    /v/ has fallen pretty far.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771156
    >>48770423
    >Finally a REAL adventure game

    you mean a movie where you need to press X every few seconds?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:32 No.48771163
    >>48771041
    Oh snap
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:33 No.48771166
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    >>48770823

    The 360 defense force is back. -_-
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:33 No.48771176
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc2p87_heavy-rain-nsfw_videogames

    Play the game. FAP
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:33 No.48771183
    >>48771139
    this
    >> Cowboysfag !!aVhMg//UXmF 02/06/10(Sat)18:33 No.48771200
    Too grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:34 No.48771243
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    >>48771100
    This is the part where you explain how is he wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:34 No.48771276
    Another AAA game only on the AAAStation 3.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:34 No.48771295
    >>48771166
    > -_-
    O_o u mad? xD
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771374
    Silly Sonybros.

    I can just go to the mall in my city and shout Jason for free! Why would I buy Heavy Rain? :3
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771384
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    HAHA
    ENJOY YOUR AAA TITLE SONY BROS
    100/100?
    6/6?
    5/5?

    HAHAHAH
    I'LL ENJOY MY GAYMAN RIGHT HERE!!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771400
    >>48771041

    because slim gamecubes are the only gamecubes and were infact the types of gamecubes sold exclusively at the launch of the system.

    you're a retard and because they now generate profit off a slim version of the console that is from last gen it automatically means it always did.

    *rimshot*
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771404
    >>48771243
    They aren't bribed. Good games = good reviews.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771408
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    >>48768968
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771411
    >>48771166
    >Implying there is one
    >SDF everywhere in this thread
    cool story
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771423
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    >>48771152
    >/v/ has fallen pretty far

    Because /v/ was ever good? No, this place always sucked and always was "my opinion is best"-ish. /v/ rates a lot of games on it's fanbase and hates it without even playing it.

    For example the MGS series and Halo series.

    /v/ just sucks, a new and good game comes out. Someone makes an appreciation thread about it, and some faggots get in and say "what a shitty game, you don't even have taste".

    This isn't trollling, this is just being asspained about other people enjoying games that aren't your favorite game.

    You suck /v/.

    YouTube, GameFaqs, every other vidya forum > /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771443
    lol @ french gamer mag giving it 6/10 then getting shitcanned by sony
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:36 No.48771444
    >>48771374
    You're too ugly to go out.
    I know.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:37 No.48771459
    Has there ever been an actual adventure game on an X system? Would these Xkids even know what one was?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:37 No.48771515
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    >>48771423
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:38 No.48771537
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    So it's kind of like Shenmu with a different setting and less control? Let me just remove it from my to-do list.

    ~Or:~

    > Usual /v/: Fuck QTEs, they're the shittiest shit in modern shit games.
    > Heavy Rain, current game on "Will save the PS3!" blackboard /v/: OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS QTE GAEMIN
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:38 No.48771583
    I troll because of how unintentionally hilarious this game is.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:38 No.48771602
    >>48771404
    By "explain" I meant "use arguments to prove your point".
    And yeah they're bribed. Ads, exclusives, games to review- without those mags die. And it so conveniently happens that publishers decide who gets them. And on what terms.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:39 No.48771608
    >>48771459
    >Everyone here with a different view is an xkid
    >My first adventure gaem was heavy rain hurp derp I am better than xbros
    cool story
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:39 No.48771623
    >>48771537
    PS3 doesn't need saving anymore.
    It is clearly winning in games war.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:39 No.48771659
    >>48771583

    trollbro
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:40 No.48771681
    I'm Adam Sessler and I give Heavy Rain a five...

    ... OUT OF FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:40 No.48771710
    >>48771408
    Jesus Christ, what a neckbeard. And they say that pcfags are the neckbeards.
    >> PSN: Selffaw 02/06/10(Sat)18:40 No.48771741
    >>48771459
    Monkey Island games were released a while ago on Live.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:41 No.48771772
    >>48771710
    You don't know what a neckbeard is. It's a beard that grows only on the neck.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:41 No.48771808
    >>48771602
    >"use arguments to prove your point"
    >Neither do you
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:42 No.48771860
    Hey "it's not a movie fags, bawww"
    >http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/heavy-rain-is-interactive-drama-sony
    >Sony Worldwide Studios bigwig Michael Denny has described Heavy Rain as an "interactive drama" that will be played in people's heads more than it is on control pads.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:43 No.48771897
    >>48771808
    >Ads, exclusives, games to review- without those mags die. And it so conveniently happens that publishers decide who gets them. And on what terms.
    Insert coin to your movie player and try again.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:43 No.48771931
    Playstation Home with out multiplayer the Movie the Game
    >> PSN: Selffaw 02/06/10(Sat)18:44 No.48771956
    >>48771860
    Thought this was already known? Also, that throws egg not only on the faces of people saying it's more game than movie, but also those who complain about the gameplay.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:44 No.48771970
    >>48771860
    Who the fuck careS? It's still going to be a good game.

    Movie/game =/= bad game.
    >> David Collins 02/06/10(Sat)18:44 No.48772009
    I never understood the hype for this game.

    How can a game with nothing but QTE's be decent?

    I'd really like to know, because I have a PS3.
    Maybe I'll try the demo.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:46 No.48772130
    >>48772009

    How can a point and click adventure be a good game? Same general idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:46 No.48772155
    >>48771970
    >Who the fuck careS?
    Everyone in this thread who said it's not a movie.
    Got told. By Sony itself.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:46 No.48772158
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    >>48771537

    >implying that the QTEs in Heavy Rain in any way resemble QTEs in most games.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:47 No.48772201
    >>48771860
    >Sony

    Well I'll say, there's a credible source if I've ever seen one when it comes to unbiased praise of games for the PS3.
    >> Protagonist !iWZ8kfmXco 02/06/10(Sat)18:47 No.48772231
    Sometimes I wonder if there's going to be any peace between Xbros and Sonyfriends.
    >> Namimi's Footslave !Hc6EcVkstI 02/06/10(Sat)18:48 No.48772346
    >>48772231
    There is.
    Just not on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:48 No.48772348
    not impressed. It's a movie with fuckin' QTE's tacked to it to make people call it a game. Protip: I own a PS3.
    >> David Collins 02/06/10(Sat)18:49 No.48772377
    >>48772130
    Meh. Good point.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:50 No.48772499
    >>48768968

    Heavy Rain will be brilliant.

    In a thread about ME2, an anon said

    >I like ME more, but that's because I'd rather play a video game than watch a movie.
    Interaction.
    I'd rather play ME1 and 2 at any given time instead of watching the Star Wars movies.

    This is why it will be a joy to play, because of the interaction. And in my mind the Mass Effect games have a fair few parallels with Heavy Rain.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:51 No.48772546
    IN FPS GAMES YOU POINT YOUR RETICULE TO THE TARGET AND CLICK TO SHOOT.

    >you now realize fps games are adventure games
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:51 No.48772549
    >>48772348
    over simplification doesn't work as an argument bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:54 No.48772846
    The game must be part of the hurr durr wars, because I've never heard of it before. What's the genre and what's it about? I'll go play it to my friend's if it's truly a 100/100 overall.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:54 No.48772849
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    can somebody make a .gif from the flying sunglasses? from 2:08 http://www.gametrailers.com/video/demo-crime-heavy-rain/61666
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:55 No.48772931
    >>48771860
    Because that specifically says it's a "movie" right?

    You people are fucking sad sometimes, this "movie" as you call it, is scoring better than most games. I don't even care for Heavy Rain, but fuck, open your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:55 No.48772943
    PRAYSTATION MAGAZINE LIKA PRAYSTATION GAME

    UBERIVABLE!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:55 No.48772959
    >>48772846
    >I've never heard of it before
    Have you been living under a rock for the last couple of days?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:55 No.48772963
    >>48770423
    Can it actually be considered like an old fashioned adventure game though? I mean is there even a map to explore or is just forced scenarios like "walk around this small area until you activate the next scene and are transported to the next area".
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)18:58 No.48773176
    God I have such a boner right now. Can't wait to get this game!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:00 No.48773384
    >>48772943
    don't be a fucking retard
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:01 No.48773408
    >>48772963
    I think you used to be able to drive a car around or something but then the director "didn't want to do a big free-roaming city like GTA, because the flow of the story will then be hard to control". In other words, it wasn't movie-like enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:02 No.48773539
    >>48772959
    Not browsing /v/ everyday is living under a rock now? The game hasn't really exploded all over the internet.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:04 No.48773647
    >"It's barely a GAME in the popular sense of the word, but Quantic Dream's masterpiece makes groundbreaking strides in storytelling and character development, demonstrating that interactive entertainment still has a deep well of untapped potential." -GI


    oh great PS3 still nogaems
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:06 No.48773808
    >>48769026
    WHY , WTF
    THIS SHIT IS HORRIBLE
    THIS IS WORSE THEN ROUGE WARRIOR
    >> PSN: Selffaw 02/06/10(Sat)19:06 No.48773818
    >>48773539
    It actually has been mentioned many times before in other places, but no, it's not the largest most anticipated game out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:06 No.48773843
    >>48773808
    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:07 No.48773868
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    PSSSS333333333333
    Excited about new bluray movies
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:07 No.48773911
    Looks like complete shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:08 No.48773955
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    >GameInformer

    >AVP3, a game: 5.75

    >Heavy Rain, not a game: 9.5

    >myface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:08 No.48774002
    >>48773843
    YES , VERY FUCKIN MAD
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:09 No.48774083
    >>48774002
    I'm glad
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:09 No.48774091
    >>48773955
    Looks like your precious "games" aren't so special after all.

    /tv/....AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:17 No.48774659
    >make heavy rain thread
    >100+ replies

    good job /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:18 No.48774741
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:18 No.48774744
    >implying that you'd press any other button except x to jason
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:25 No.48775317
    I make fun of it all the time. I'll buy it too.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:29 No.48775654
    Why do people call this a movie?

    The fact that /v/ does obviously means that you all grew up in the late 90s and have no actual concept of what a game is.

    Oh wait, that was too close to the truth, let me rephrase my post:
    PS3 has no gaems
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:38 No.48776215
    >>48775654
    >I'm 30+ years old and i still browse /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:39 No.48776276
    >>48775654

    90% of these idiots were born in the mid-90s
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:39 No.48776302
    >>48775654
    You're older and therefore superior to us?

    Why though?

    You just have wrinkles and a receding hairline.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:45 No.48776628
    >>48776215
    >>48776302
    Reading comprehension faggots. Did I ever say that I was superior or that I was 30?

    Stop projecting your insecurities.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:46 No.48776773
    The asspain in this thread is fucking hilarious.
    But I guess you get desperate when your console has no games, xbros.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:58 No.48777544
    >>48771176
    That bitch be teh crazy i'd be dead so long ago then again those guys didnt look like they really knew wtf they were doing.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:03 No.48777908
    >>48772130
    i keep seeing this but i don't understand.
    the central part of the gameplay in those was solving puzzles and gathering items.
    from the demo i was left with the impression that there are 2 major gameplay elements QTE fights (meh) and investigation (WOOO!) i just didn't see where the investigation went. even after i walked around the scene and gathered info i couldn't use any of it. at the end the only thing i could do was get in the car and leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:03 No.48777956
    >>48776773
    u mad
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:05 No.48778091
    >It's barely a game in the popular sense of the word
    And this is why "gaming journalism" is bullshit.

    HEY GUYS! COMMON USAGE DETERMINES WHAT THE WORD MEANS! WHEN YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN BULLSHIT INTERPRETATION OF A WORD, YOU'RE ACKNOWLEDGING YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY FLUENT IN THAT PARTICULAR LANGUAGE!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:09 No.48778324
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    >He still believes marketing posing as objective journalism!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:12 No.48778613
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    >My game gets good reviews
    LOL TAKE THAT, CONSOLE X WINS AGAIN, GOTY ALL YEARS
    >Game you don't like gets good reviews
    LOL WHO CARES ABOUT REVIEWS, THEY'RE ALL PAID ANYWAY, SHIT GAME MOVIE/CASUAL/OTHER SHIT
    Never change, /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:22 No.48779305
    >>48776628

    >The fact that /v/ does obviously means that you all grew up in the late 90s and have no actual concept of what a game is.

    >you all
    >talk about the rest of /v/ in a condescending tone
    >get called out
    >lolnoimnot30urjustinsecure

    everything in that post implies that you are over 30, nice try.



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