who is ashes father?

>>48680369
again, questions of logic, not just pokemon questions


and im talking about the logic of the games

>>48680288
why is it that when 2 different pokemon have an egg, it doesnt come out as some mutant hybrid?

>>48680880
the mother is the one who makes the egg, so i guess it has her genetic makeup

bump

bumpity bump bump bump

where do pokemon get their clothes when they evolve?

How does every cubone own its mother's skull? Do they kill their mothers upon birth?

how could a bubble attack take out an onyx

>>48681186
they dont have clothes.
that is their skin

if im faceing away from a trainer and they see me how are our eyes meeting

>>48681338
that is exactly what they do

>>48681364
all onyx are deathly allergic to bubbles

why can trainers carry only 6 pokémon at a time

>>48681462
all NPC trainers are completely and totally retarded, and think the back of your head/side of your head is your eyes

How do Pokemon like Tyrouge and Mankey, evolve to have synthetic things boxing gloves and metal cuffs?

>>48681604
because thats all they can fit on their belt, and if they get a 2nd belt they would be associated with final fantasy characters

YOU ARE JUST MAKING SHIT UP, NOT GIVING ANSWERS. THATS LIKE SAYING 2+2=5 AND PASSING IT oFF I HATE YOU OP

>>48681670
that is their skin, not boxing gloves or metal cuffs

>>48681684
but what if the trainer is really fat and has like really long belt

>>48681751
but most of the stuff im making up is scientifically viable, and the creators of the game havent given answers to these questions, so how else am i supposed to come up with answers

Why do I need to use a machine to trade pokemon?

How do you become a pokemon master

how do bubbles kill anything

>>48681979
the Japanese government is strict, and is monitering each pokemon caught and who owns it

I have the ultimate one.
Why the hell do they only know how to do four things at a time?

>>48682084
Very simple brains. They aren't capable of speech, so you can't expect much of them. Meowth was exposed to radiation, which is why he can talk.

>>48681990
the pokemon master thing is just a lie to motivate trainers

as for the bubble thing the bubbles are actually make of a diluted acid that can hurt other pokemon

>>48682156
>i can't read

>>48681751
stephen hawkins proved that 2+2 can =5

why do all nurses and officers look the same and even have the same name

>>48682342
thats the anime, im talking about the games

>>48681952
you got me.
pick a board and ill start trolling

how can pikachu or any other small pokemon use surf while supporting its trainer

WHY DID THE PEOPLE IN THE WURLD OF POKEMANS NAME EACH POKEMON AFTER THE SOUND IT MAKES? FUCKING RETARDED.

>>48682499
1. i dont think pikachu can learn surf
2. Being crammed in that tight ball has strengthened the muscles of their back (it also made them ultra flexible)

How can a metapod hold a bottle of milk, and fight whilst holding it?

Why the Rock Gym Leaders are so shitty? Even some wild pokemon are higher leveled than their pokemon.

>>48682464

troll /p/ with lomography

wait, did you come from another board, making a similar thread, and where told to come troll /v/?????

How can gym leaders train constantly and be fighting trainers every day for years, yet their Pokemon never level or improve?

>>48682727

>>48682595
They are too lazy to come up with a name for it

>>48682637
it hides it inside itself, which protects it better than most pokemon can

>>48682640
They chose pokemon that can be taken out by water, grass, and fighting moves
of course they are shitty

why do TM's get broken after use

>>48682765
because they lose to every challenger who approaches them, which is only you and your rival

>>48682464
>>48681952
>>48681604


Maybe it's like the regulated number of pokemon. Like a law was passed to prevent cruelty to pokemon because carrying too much meant they're less likely to recieve decent attention. Maybe it's regulation for all pokemon trainers, ie. aspiring to be pokemon master or whatever. Maybe it came from another law to stop the trafficking of pokemon and that Bills computer just has an automatic retraction teleporter to prevent breaching of these laws?

why the fuck does pokemon exist

How does Starmie sex? a pic depicting it would be apreciated

how do Pokemon reproduce? They got no genitals.

How can you fight with a Wailord inside a small room like a gym?
How can a Wailord breed with a Diglett?
How can you use fire attacks which underwater in RSE?

what kind of grandfather would forget his grandson's name

How come an Arcanine can breed with a Tentacruel...

>>48683093

alzheimer's sucks bro

>>48683093
Prof. Oak has Alzheimers so he couldn't remember Dicks Oak

how come gary's sister doesn't have a doujin???

What meal produces leftovers that keep forever, and are never totally consumed?

>>48683577
This sounds like a riddle. How when you eat your own words?

what is giratina? as in to what end was he created by our loving god acreus?

>>48683066
>>48683077
they do it like sharks, the female has both inside her and the male just nudges the sperm into place

>>48683051
because one day a japanese man got very, very drunk

>>48683091
1. the rooms have an auto repair system so that when something big like that comes in, it repairs itself when it can
2. see above
3. The fire pokemon in question releases an organic oil from the same place it releases the fire from

>>48683093
A senile one that would also send his 10 year old grandson on a journey around the world to imprison creatures that are capable of destroying buildings

>>48683131
see above

>>48682680
>>>/p/684460

sorry, i dont do a lot of trolling so if its not good enough give me some advice

who feeds all the pokemon you caught, and why does he/she feed them for free???

>>48683577
they regurgitate the leftovers each turn

>>48683695
he is from another dimension

Do you suppose the fact that mankinds innate ability to control the beings that spawned us and the world we live on by the most simple of events, is intentional? Like we are the species that can transcend strength, weakness, our creators and even nothingness itself?

What is Missingo in the Pokemon universe?

>>48683880
the pokeball feeds the ones you have with you, and the ones in your PC are fed by the operator of that pc, like bill

its a huge tax write off

At the beginning of the first Pokemon movie, Ash battles a guy with a red Team Aqua hat. Who was he!?

What happened to Rival's Raticate in Pokemon Red?

what pokemon are these

>>48680288
WHY IS MEW NO LONGER THE ORIGIN POKEMON NIGGER?

>>48684050
its a porygon with a virus

>>48684027
sure, why not

>>48684027

>>48684143
he put it in the PC

>>48684253
Too vague, fag.

>>48684366
which one is too vague?

>>48684222
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

>>48684006
legends say he was BANISHED to another dimension
not made there by some other acreus
btw, the correct answer should have been something like "acreus acts in mysterious ways" or some converted christian line

Why do trainers wear short shorts?

>>48684253
porygon z is porygon with a virus
missingno. is the great "cthulhu" style multi-dimensional destroyer of all and bringer of chaos etc.
he and giratina are bros

>>48681338

All the Cubones without dead mothers are the babys of Kangaskhan.

>>48684314
Next Question: What was he doing at the Lavander Tower? He asks you if a friend of yours also died.

>>48684482
the world of pokemon is usually so hot, due to the global climate crisis created by the pokemons powers

why do pokemon turn into lapras when using surf

>>48684643
an influx of carizards from the west made a dry spell in the kanto region?

>>48684643

you best be trolling

if you try to run from wild abra but can't run, abra will still use teleport to flee from battle

this makes no sense

>>48684642
hmm... missing raticate... dead friend... you dont think?

if not im guessing thats where his mom is (raised by his sister)

>>48684701
the abra doesnt stop you, you just trip because your a tard

>>48684651
ok, pick a board

a random one in math and science
just post a link

>>48684643

The CORRECT answer is: They're comfy and easy to wear!

>>48684540
porygon Z is an upgraded porygon 2

>>48685011
hey that was mine
whatever

>>48684651

>>48685063
wtf just happened
was the post deleted

>>48684787
I only wanted you to reach that conclusion
Have a nice day

>>48685038
It evolves from Porygon2 when traded holding a Dubious Disc.
"Z" was used as a corruption of "2", due to the fact that Porygon-Z is a glitched version of Porygon2.

>>48684998
>>>/sci/196367

>>48685346
exactly, a glitch not a virus

how can togepi use hydro pump with metronome

>>48685460
it's been reprogrammed with unsanctioned data by an unknown creator that makes it's programming fuck up
how is that not a virus?

>>48685346
who says theres only 1 kind of virus?

How can the rat control the cook?

>>48685682
it's not actually the rat controlling the cook, the rat uses transform and BECOMES the cook

>>48685539
metronome hypnotises the enemy and togepi make everyone nearby THINK that it used hydro pump and the pokemons mind makes it take damage

>>48685775
then wouldn't it be classed as a psychic type attack?

>>48685775

how about self destruct then?
does togepi hypnotise itself as well

>>48685827
hypnotist =/= psychic

also the move hypnosis isnt actual hypnosis, its a telekinetic communication that makes the opponent tired

why do wild pokemon atack you 1 on 1???

>>48685935
yes, it does

>>48686012
they have some sense of honor in their tiny minds

>>48686101

does mirror move also base on this hypnotising

your pokemon logic does not follow the rules of formal logic

why buneary hates you

>>48686210
no, mirror move is just the pokemon attempting to copy its opponent, same with copycat

and before you ask about mimic, the pokemon reads the other pokemons mind and sees what moves it knows, and learns how to use one

>>48686297
cuz buneary already has the slut mind it needs to evolve

why very few trainers carry the maximum number of pokemon

>>48686262
no pokemon logic follows the rules of formal logic

i mean, you can capture god and control him in the games, how does that follow any sort of logic?

This is my all-time favourite /v/ thread.

It's like I'm really on GameFAQs

>>48686583
because they dont move, so they have no need for HM slaves, and they seem to believe in developing bonds with their pokemon

anyone voting to archive this?

if pokemon dont die, how are ghost pokemon created?

>>48687291
they are not ghosts of pokemon, but pokemon all their own

why is regigigas waiting in the ruins of an ice temple?

>>48687542
regiice is his secret favorite

why do growlithe only appear when i have a firered inserted in the GBA slot? How can they tell its there?

>>48686903

i voted

>>48687818
pick a board

if slowpoke tails grow back so quickly why is it wrong to cut them for food

>>48687841
how do you vote?

>>48687885
/a/

>>48687952
And how do Team Rocket stay in business selling them for 1 million yen when people can only fit 999,999 in their wallets?

In the Orignal why was is almost impossible to beat a Crabby/Kingler with max defenses... and it only takes 1 mega claw to ohok?

>>48687974
request interface
insert thread number and choose board
fill captcha
????
profit

>>48687952
the slowpoke get hurt when you cut them

>>48688050
They only do it briefly, and it doesnt cost them anything

>>48688028
>>>/a/30636206
enjoy

why do you need a specific coin case for casino

>>48688071
they are crabs, they have hard shells and hard claws

>>48688339
even though a nice stranger gives them to you for free, most people have to buy them and the casino profits from that

why can't red tell voltorbs apart from pokeballs despite the size difference

why can't you just use wooper's water gun on sudowoodo

please go vote to 4chanarchive and vote this thread

>>48688477
because the bigger pokeballs contain items, so he thinks thats what the voltorb is, same with the electrode

>>48688681
the spraybottle has pure water, where woopers water has traces of pokemon spit, and sudowudo doesnt like pure water

>>48688871

why are people wasting space storing items into oversized pokeballs

>>48689052
they are weatherproof, so they can dispose of their unwanted items while providing a stranger with a good condition item, the items just found on the ground are from people who are not a considerate

start voting to archive plz

if you level up a glitched pokemon with level over 100 it will roll back to 100

why

>Slowbro are physically slightly different Slowpoke, with a Shellder latched to its tail on a symbiotic, almost parasitic relationship with the Slowbro. The extra weight on its tail turned the Slowpoke bipedal. As a result of carrying this burden, its special abilities were developed greatly. Through the symbiotic relationship, the latched Shellder grows in a spiral shell instead of a bivalve. If for any reason it loses its Shellder, it will result in the Slowbro returning to its former Slowpoke self.

why cant I catch the over grown shellder?

>>48689458
because the pokemon has surpassed its natural limits if the pokemon is past level 100, so the next level becomes its new limit

people can be seen playing pokemon inside pokemon

wouldn't this create a pime taradox as in the pokemon game they're playing there's also people playing pokemon and so on