>>48674341
continued

>Uuugly! and a bitch!
Have you SEEN the ME relationship women? Liara has a fat baby face and is interested in you only due to science and you being the only guy who will talk to her, and has the blandest of personalities. I think Miranda gets too much hate too but it's more deserved (nice ass, man face, boring "it sucks to be perfect" personality). I feel about Jack how most of you seem to about Ash. And Tali... yeah she definitely has the best personality, and I've seen the FAN-art, but know one really knows what she looks like. Her head probably looks like a glowing gray (hair? lol), may have a Turrian/weird mouth for all you know, and her body could as easily be insectoid as it is "night elf goddess" you want it to be. Also the whole amino-dextro thing means a life together apart even if she got over the whole weak immune system thing for those saying "waifu". Kelly is nice but not a real relationship choice.

She's not perfect, but Ashley is definitely not a bad choice, if not the best you can get.

Ashley would be a great person to share a beer with. She's not romance material.

Good luck getting a serious discussion or reply out of this.

I like Ash, prefer her to most characters and I didn't romance anyone in ME2 because i'd like to see her again in 3, but I won't try and defend her in a shithole like /v/. Fruitless endeavor.

Does she kiss you if you romanced her in the first game?

Only thing i didn't like about Ash was when she said that she would sic her dog an a bear in order to save her own life

I never understood why everyone thought she was some space nazi jarhead. She is the most levelheaded squadmate in all of ME1. Except Wrex, but his rationality only applied to killing shit.

Kaidan is a pussy.

Glad to see at least someone else understands not that it's going to change the minds of the Ashley haters out there.

Hating Ashley is a meme. It's pointless to try and rationally defend/attack that.

>>48674341
>>She starts out a bit racist but more xenophobic.
>>She starts out

>>48674759

Out of curiousity, who is relationship material then? Liara's boring and distant, for personal preference I can't stand Jack, Miranda has potential but shows none of it (like dating a hot but boring model). Tali has a great mind/personality but if we're talking relationship it might as well be a perma LDR. Kelly is smart and fun but she isn't an actual relationship choice.

>>48674341
>I took her and Liara on the citadel assault of ME1 and guess what? Liara told me to "save human lives" while ASHLEY was the one who said to save the council because "this is bigger than just humanity".
Guess what ? It depends on the order in which you choose the characters for the mission.

>>48675182
:')

Liara
>doormat who only regurgitates info about asari culture

Tali
>doormat who only regurgitates info about quarian culture

Ashley
>cool female with an actual personality

>>48675261
yip

>>48674341
she is still a family loving religious cunt

>>48675395
>cool female with an actual personality
>Implying that personality is the same as a bag of republican lawn clippings.

>>48675395
More like

Ashley
>doormat who only regurgitates info about her redneck dad and GAWD

>>48675077
Although honestly I stayed celibate for my final ME play though so I could choose Tali without feeling like a prick, she just seemed like a better character to my personal preference.

>>48675104
Kinda like this TALI WAIFU is a meme, I don't agree with it, but I feel it would be hypocritical of me to criticize them, although I've never felt emotionally attached a non-existent entity, but it will probably die away in time. Sometimes you can get good discussions other than just "what do u think her face looks liek?" or "tali shuld be lesbian too!" out of the threads though.

Ashley was my Sheps one and only.

Riiiight up till Tali could be partnered with. Tali is far more interesting then Ashley.

>>48674341
>>48674595

I agree, but I still romanced Tali.

Army brat piece of shit.

>>48675484
>>48675487

>>48675594
>>48675594
>>48675594

I stayed faithful on my main save, gonna do tali or miranda in the next saves.

>>48675422
So? Even fucking Geth have a few religions

She turns into a whiny cunt anyway.

Tali and shepard have sex, in ME3 tali gives birth to quarian with human immune system.

>>48675182
>Game where your choices affect dialog/personality of other characters
>Judging character based on single dialog line

>>48675261
Yes, but the fact that she could even say that pretty much destroys the argument.

>>48675422
>Family loving as insult
Sounds like you make great relationship material
>religious cunt
"By the goddess!"

>>48675712
>Implying that being an anti-theist isn't edgey and witty

I romanced Ashley in ME1, stayed true in ME2.
Bitch is totally getting romanced in ME3

>>48675761
Shepard saves the quarian race, allowing them to colonize new worlds while negotiating peace with the geth, allowing them to co-exist on the homeworld.

>>48674845
This.

I hated her because was a supposed "marine" but showed no fucking discipline whatsoever. Kaiden at least gave you occasional words of street wisdom when relevant, would usually address you as "commander". he acted like a damn soldier and didn't question my fucking orders.

ashely was a stupid cunt always blurting out her dumbshit opinions on things. she's a fucking marine serving under me and she's constantly calling me "shepard" and saying sarcastic things towards me? who the fuck does she think she is? I hated her from the beginning and NOT because of the whole "space racist" shit. I let her die on virmire every time no exceptions. burn in hell you failure of a soldier.

/v/ hates Ashley because they all have little dicks that retract inside their own bodies in fear when around sexy, smart, sophisticated and confident women.

>>48675962
different DNA quarians have dextro-amino acids humans have levo-amino acids

>>48676336
>>48675962
[/sarcasm]

>>48676336
Shepard's DNA doesn't care about that

>>48676258
>Ashley
>sexy, sophisticated,smart

>>48675788
>"By the Goddess"

If you read the codex, it says that is a cultural thing rather than reflecting individual belief, as asari believe in a religion where mortal energy is used to fill new bodies.

It's kinda like how atheists will still says "God damnit."

>>48676258
I love all those qualities in a female

Too bad Ashley has none of them

>>48676629
>I love all those qualities in a cartoon

You know it's true.

>>48676528
They're blue space Buddhists.

Not every religion HAS to be Christianity you know?

OP's writing style made me want to punch him.

/v/ only knows how to >"JASON"

She gave me shit for being dead for 2 years. So she can go fuck herself.

Isn't the term "Specist"?

shes ugly and uninteresting

>>48674759
This.
And I romanced her. I can't imagine marrying her.

>but know one really knows what she looks like.
>know one

>>48676791
I wasn't implying that, I was explaining to the other guy why the asari say "By the Goddess".

Tali might be nice. shy and awkward, but she doesn't take your shit if you go too far. She's the perfect woman.

>OP defends ashley

I'm ok with this

>then attacks liara

AW HELL NO

i like ashley because she quotes poetry :3

(also because she's the only with character, the rest have about the same depth as that VI guide on the citadel)

At least Miranda is attractive. Ashley is ugly and has a bad personality.

protip: racism is the belief that differences between ethnicities are the result of genetics, not socialeconomic conditions

since aliens would have different dna, racism is totally justifiable in scifi universes. The entire idea of racism would have to be overhauled.

>>48678349
she is not racist, she is xenophobic, its the same thing only with a different species

>>48677771

I like Ashley because she's good at guarding nukes.

>me thread
How original and totally not existing right now in the numbers of 5 on /v/

>>48678765
I like Ashley because she storms the AA guns, and doesnt afraid of anything

>>48678729

its a made up word (ie doesnt exist in reality)

there's no reason one can not be xenophobic

>>48678259
>Miranda
>attractive

Her voice is annoying, her personality is annoying, her thick eyelids are annoying, fuck her face is annoying.

Those eyelids bother me though

>>48678862
there is no reason why i cant think blacks suck either. Its just badly seen in the "status quo" of morality

My problem with Ashley was that she seemed to be under the impression that her opinion carried any weight, when in reality she only got brought onto the normandy because the captain thought he could use some ass on board, if she was a guy she wouldnt have a chance considering she failed to defend her unit and her outpost.

I still don't get why people complain about Ashley being racist.

Anyway,

Miranda > Jack > Tali > Ashley > Liara

>>48678821
>bawwwwwww I want my stupid pokeshit threads shitting up the first page

more useful shit

>>48674595

Liara saves your ass from being sold to the fucking collectors. Why does she do this? So she can make money of your body selling it to cerberus? So you can save the galaxy? It's forced on her? Fuck no man, she does it because she fucking misses you. Ashley fucked off after you died, Liara is the only team member who hounded down your body. She is the only fucking reason you're alive in 2, well that and cerberus' never ending pockets... And then afterward she feels guilty as fuck for forcing you to work with cerberus and is afraid that you hate her.

Liara=true love
Liara=only true choice
Ashley=bitch with giant ass nose

>>48679260
Tali > Ashley > Idontgiveafuck

You can say what you want about Ashley, but she tried to shoot Wrex.
Bitch deserved to die.

>But then she *gasp* actually develops as a character if you talk to her reasonably and you find out why.
>In the end she's actually a lot more open minded than most humans in the games.

No, op, you're mistaken. I don't talk to her, she's always nuked in my game. Dying as a racist.

She's fucking annoying. I picked Kaiden to live no questions asked.

I'd rather have bland toast than shit on a single.

Fuck all of you. When Samara becomes romanceable in ME3, none of this will matter.

I killed her in ME1

The only downside to killing Ashley is not being able to explain to Kaidan that you're still bros and you aren't willingly helping Cerberus.

>You've changed Shepard.
>...Goodbye Kaidan.
>Good luck, Commander.

Ashley is not as bad as people make her out to be.

But:

1) Not romance material
2) While I liked her, i found her not to be as good as the rest of the characters
3) She ended up being my least useful squadmate.

So when the time for decition came, I sent her where I felt she worked, and left her behind because I thought it was the best outcome.

I still felt bad about it, but its not something I regret.

And I know /v/ hates the whole Tali=Waifu meme, but I trully consider her the best romantic option in the game (still like Liara a lot though).

>>48679667
Fuck him, I wanted to put a bullet in his face after that.

>>48674341
I actually didn't hate her but shes not really waifu material shes kinda like the boring normal chick especially when compared to a psychic blue alien, an adorable space gypsy, a genetically crafted special agent and a psycopathic biotic. As for looks while not really ugly you have to admit shes kinda plain.

>>48679771

Oh, yeah, even if I changed her views on aliens a bit, she still fucking shot Wrex.

>>48680015
still a bro. for me, anyway

>>48680015

He might have changed, but he's still my bro.

You know what I want? A female Drell. That'd be my god damned waifu.