Press X for Heavy Rain thread

WE NEED SHOES FOR SEAN!!!!!

PRESS X TO NOSALES

wecum to da next gen

DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

PACO.

PACO MENDES~!

DRINKIN ORANGE JUICE
SHAVIN UR BALLS
TAKIN A PISS
ALL IN HD

FUCKING NEXT GEN BRO

I LOVE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48655131

Lets not, and say way did

THIS THREAD.

Why do they have 2 retarded kids?

>>48655417
u mad :3

I just love what a complete joke this game has become.
Its still gonna review well though, it is a ps3 exclusive after all.

>>48655131
ZA WARUDO!!
TOKI WO TOMARE!!

Anybody ahve that hysterical youtube link someone posted the other day? The one that was the fake trailer or something like that, cut to be intentionally hilarious?

>>48655417

Asspained Sonybud detected.

>>48655303

>>48655620

HAHA, HOLY SHIT.

A big FUCK YOU to all the lazy cunts who nabbed the demo early while all the people who actually did the 4DAYS challenge cant get onto the servers to grab their codes. Your all a bunch of cunts and are the cancer.

>>48655620
NEXT GEN GRAPHICS

>>48655531
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aIf2znQ_wQ

>>48655544

>Sonybud

Fuck that noise

Sony wins again!

Even though that mall gameplay video was pathetic, I can't lie. The demo was pretty fucking awesome.

>>48655693
HA HA YOU FAGGOT

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>48655693
>Your

>>48655693

You guys are terrified of Sony aren't you?

Has anyone seen Paco?

Paco Mendes?

>>48655727
Should of developed for the PC.

>>48655890

>Intense decision-based gameplay
>Clown wants two dollars
>CAN'T FUCKING FIND TWO DOLLARS

>>48655890
who isn't?

>>48655899

HA!

>>48655727

Hotter on the right.

Hope you can make her become a whore and watch her get raped or something.

I'm enjoying the demo very much

>>48655620

I was looking at this and was all

"What's so bad about this? Those sliced apples don't look so-"

"..oh."

>>48655620
HAHA, OH WOW.

>>48655890
>You guys are terrified of Sony aren't you?

That's really not it. Plenty of decent PS3 games get released without getting this treatment.

Heavy Rain is just far too easy to make fun of. I hope it's a decent game, although I can't really see it happening.

>>48655934
>Should of

>>48656164
Power of cell.

>>48655620
Dead rising had better textures than this, remember the supermarket. That game came out 4 years ago.

>>48656164

HOLY CHRIST WUT

>>48656214

>>48655957
Oh God I laughed so hard at this.

"This game looks absolutely dreadful." -- Game Pro

"I'd rather sodomize an armadillo." -- Game Informer

"This is a video game?" -- Metacritic

"We love it!" -- Game Spot

>>48656236

She's a prostitute now.

>>48655693
Same here. Took me nearly two hours to get that shit going.
It's installing right now and my anticipation is going through the roof.

JAY SUN

PACO YOU ASS

OP this is the 174th time you posted the same four frames since the trailer was released.

How does it make you feel?

>>48656353

Press X to Jason.

>>48655303
you mean current gen

JASON WAIT FOR YOUR DATSUN

Sonybuds have been really silent about all this, looks like the xbros have them on the back foot as far as the console wars go.

>>48656214

>implying online screenshots reflect the quality available of the product on a decent screen.

>>48656164

You've got to be kidding me.

>>48656446

I just pressed X.

How do you get the demo?

>>48656438
:(

>>48656258

>implying they are both gameplay textures.

>>48656446
>implying all threads were posted by the same person

I move away from X to not press it.

/r/ing the haters gon hate macro

this game is for FAGS.

>>48656524

One looks like shit, the other doesn't.

>>48656164

Looks like she had a bad stroke.

>>48656164

... is that real? It can't be. Seriously.

I have no idea what happened to this.

>>48656597

>>48656515
You don't because the website is crippled by traffic and you can't load anything.

Feels bad man

>>48656597

>>48656638

Someone didn't press X while making it.

>>48656487
>implying a good screen will make those apples any less a mostly blocky mound with an "bin o' applies" texture stretched over it

>>48656438

SUCK IT, CUNT!

>>48656660
I got my code from there a hour ago.

F5 is your friend

QUANTIC DREAM ARE ABOUT TO MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH.

/r/ link to the paco vid

>>48655131
>implying your front page is everyones front page

>>48655727
>>48656164
Both turned into low-res drug addicts.

>this thread

>>48656752
>saging an active thread
Oh you

>>48656740
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0MxRjrlrss

>>48656789
I don't get it, but its still hilarious.

>>48656805
>saging my post as it contributes nothing to the thread
fix'd

I've accepted that Heavy Rain will spawn new memes mainly from the people who hate this game. I'm actually finding it amusing myself even though I plan on buying the game. Heavy Rain threads are probably the best threads on /v/ right now.

>>48655727
>>48655315
>>48655220
I don't know shit about this game, but is this supposed to be the same person?

I'm drunk right now and can't stop laughing at this.

/v/ doesn't seem to realize it creates its own advertisement.

I will being buying this game just to laugh about it with friends.

>>48656850
I want this game to be good, but it looks hilariously bad.

>>48656916
Fuck, I bought Borderlands because /v/ couldn't shut up about it either.

according to people who played the 20 min demo

it was an interactive cutscene.

This sounds like a hong kong dub.

some brit on vidyagamez.com is streaming the demo

>>48656916

goddamn, I'm doing the same. One of us is going to be playing the game, the others laughing at whatever we can find. It'll be like the time I played Dead Space in the dark with surround sound, the others guys lost their shit.

This is GTA without the actual gameplay.

>>48656829

wii edition?

>>48657058
>Dark
>Other guys

>>48656807

Jason, where are you? Can somebody help me find my son?

>>48656844
Counter sage

Can someone explain this gaping mouth thing?

>>48656829

OHH YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE SEXY JAGGIES YEAHHHHHH

The ol' XBAWX sure got told this time, huh PS3?

Game will be awesome. /v/ will still hate it

>>48656164
>>48655727

Is this... Is this true?

>>48657318
Great game for PS3 (Heavy Rain) has an issue with gaping mouths while talking. Mainly the main chick/wife or whoever that bitch is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_XtKjTiHc

>>48657361

What game?
We're talking about Heavy Rain.

>>48657246

just a dancing samefag, not datson :/

I love how anyone against this game has to be an xbro and anyone for it is a sonybro

Sonybro here, these heavy rain threads are damn funny and the game looks dumb as hell but ill probably still rent it just to laugh my ass off, bad games can be funny

>>48656807
fuck that was boring

>>48657525
>>48657525
>>48657525
>>48657525
>>48657525
>>48657525

This game is going to be 10x better than Mass Effect 2, suck it pcfags and xbros.

>>48655790
SEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

JAAAASOOOOOON

>>48655544
Holy shit, I was just thinking about vidya characters who shouted names at the press of a button the other day AND I THOUGHT OF THOSE SAME CHARACTERS

/r/ing pic of jason 'want to pray game'

>>48657612
>movie will be better then game

That's not a logical comparison.

>>48657468

I lost my shit laughing.

So when does this come out on DVD? This doesn't look like it's going to hit theaters. Oh wait, you mean that 5 hour cutscene is a game?

Keep trolling fags, when it comes out and blows everyones mind away you'll be the only one crying cuz u dont have a ps3.

>>48657811

It's already blowing our minds.
I'm pressing X the entire day.

>>48657811

Eheheh.

>>48657525

I was kinda interested in this game earlier because of the PROMEESES, but it's obvious it's gonna be a movie where you press a button once in a while to make it progress. With alternate routes, but I'm gonna be busy laughing of the ugly characters and hilarious mistakes so I won't notice if anything cool actually happens.

Also, this game made me realize my PS3 mostly has "movie games" ;__; Uncharted 2 had shootan, but also filled with hollywood style cutscenes and automatic platforming, Metal Gear Solid is 80% cutscenes and there's this. The only game which makes my PS3 feel worthwile is Demon's Souls.

>>48657622

X

>>48657811
I have a PS3.
It's still shit and I will live without playing it, I am certain.

>>48657811

>covert xbro

Heavy Rain Graphics

Is ther an official Heavy Rain forum, and did someone post one of those collages there?

this game looks stupid.

>>48657273
broseph, i really have nothing against the thread but i dont feel its fair to bump it with my posts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_XtKjTiHc&feature=player_embedded

you people are so childish.

>>48657525
>Bad games can be still funny

so true.

>>48657811
just dont respond or listen to ppl on v because v doesnt take gaming seriously always remember that.

>>48655385
>plot device

Gets me every time

HyperSonicXtreme (6 hours ago)

It shows off the PS3's true potential. Even though Uncharted 2 has the better graphics.

>>48658151
I fucking love this.

>>48656258
Its a CINEMATIC.
No game look as good as the FF7 Cutscene too...

>>48658465
Crisis.

Wow have you notice that the amount of troll posts have gone down since the demo came out?

heavy rain confirmed to have more choices than your precious mass effect 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDioUN9GsgQ&annotation_id=annotation_806147&feature=iv#movie_
player

>>48658465

It's not a cinematic.
It's in the ingame engine.
Play SH3 if you don't believe me.

lol

>>48658562
...They have?
I don't see it.
Es[ecially since the thread is a troll thread.

>>48658465
>implying that Heavy Rain isn't simply one long cinematic

>>48658562

I only see the choice to press x or not to press it.

>>48658562
>amount of troll posts has gone down

There've been 10 HR threads today alone.

>>48658659
It's hidden

Head on over to http://www.precinct52.com/case1117_briefing (assuming you’re signed up) and then choose 4 pieces of evidence. They are:

* The short cigarette butt from the cigarette butts
* The odd right hand driver picture from the tire tracks
* The diner with a Sphinx picture on it
* The Origami Bird

And the code will be yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDioUN9GsgQ&annotation_id=annotation_806147&feature=iv

>>48658659
>implying there weren't 5-6 concurrent troll threads going on in the past few days

No stone cold stunner in this thread, lets fix that.

>>48658562
Does it matter? Both games are hilarious failures.

>>48658824

MEME OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

I lol everytime i see that kid with green cap. Wtf is he doing? Is it a glitch?

>>48658882
Failure.
Nearly 100% everywhere.

Yeah....
0/10.

>>48659072
Problem?

>>48659072
>100s from French reviewers
>implying they mean anything

I dont want a video game with choices, I want a video game with challenge.

>>48659167
>>48659277
I dont own a Ps3 and dont have Mass effect 2.
The facts show that they are both great games.
Facts are the only thing that matter.

I think it's safe to say this shitty forced meme has ran its course. It stopped being funny after the 30th thread today with the same samefag idiots reposting the same old pictures and youtube links.

inb4 im accused of being a mad sony fag.

I just got a demo code from the ARG site, and it says it's not valid.

Did I get fucked?

>>48659502
>I dont own a Ps3 and dont have Mass effect 2
Then shut up.

>>48659528
Yep.
The :O JASSSOOON meme is boring as hell...

>>48659478
>I dont want a video game with choices, I want a video game with gameplay.

fixed that for you

naw im pretty sure your wrong bro.

>>48658824

OH BAH GAWD IT'S THE STUNNER, JERRY

>>48659576
>I just got a demo code from the ARG site, and it says it's not valid.

make a euro psn account, it doesn't work on US psn

>>48659601
Nop.
Its not because I never been to the moon that the facts who show that humans does have walked on the moon are out of my reach.
And also, be polite, Its a public place here.

>>48659576

Are you trying to download it on a European account? If so it has to be an American account.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Rain#Reception

"The rest of the game is played using a series of context sensitive actions such as picking up a bottle in a grocery store and hitting a robber on the head with it or pressing the "X" button to call the player character's son, Jason"

this can't be real

>>48656580
>>48658151

>>48659693
I'm trying to apply it to an American account.

>>48659658
Ah, I see. Funtimes!

>>48659692
English isn't your native language is it? Or are you just retarded? I'm guessing both.

>>48659576
Are you sure you're not confusing the demo code with the home t-shirt code?

>>48659756
If wikipedia says so, it is indeed.

Still not getting old,

Yare yare daze.

So, I just streamed the demo.

Shit's pretty cool, actually. The fight scene in the demo is oddly intense, considering it's all just QTEs.

The second demo chapter's a bit lacking, but I understand why it's there (Facilitating plot, 'n that).

Overall, still interested in picking up the game.

>>48659857
I heard this "insult" everyday since i`m on 4chan. And it been 3 year.

Be at least original.

>>48656669
Is that dude actually in the game?

>>48659692

>>48659808
Could you post login for your uk account if it works there (since it's just a dummy one) so I could download the demo off of it?

this fucking site is taking forever to load, I've been sitting here for 30 minutes ever since i pressed on the damn cigarette waiting for the next thing to happen

>>48660006
shame i didn't know it was going on, i really wanted to see the demo

>>48659908
I'm sure, I did the ARG. I'm an american though, so I'm registering a European PSN account.

>>48660149
rofl

>>48655620

wait are those apple legit from that game? ahhahahaah

No one is safe.

>>48659528
>>48659528
>>48659528
>>48659528
This. jesus christ, you faggots are making me hate these threads more than the actual game. Quit starting a new fucking thread every 20 minutes. This meme was never that funny to begin with.

>>48660316
go elsewhere then

>>48660316
>>48659528

>>48660316

>>48660434
Or stop making those stupid and not even :O thread.
Its stupid, even for 4chan.

>>48659528
you're wrong, its still funny

JAYSUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN movie

>>48660011
Oh, my mistake good sir. Since you've been here SO long and everything, I was wrong to call you a retarded faggot.

>>48660521
What a surprise, some no-name tripfag hates a good meme

>>48660316
>GRRRR AAARG I HATE THESE THREADS SO MUCH, THEY ARE SO STUPID. I AM NOW GOING TO READ THROUGH THIS THREAD AND THEN POST IN IT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW STUPID I THINK ALL OF THIS IS. I AM SURE MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS THREAD IS GOING TO STOP OTHER THREADS LIKE IT FROM SHOWING UP.

>>48660434
>>48660448
>>48660477
>>48660540

Anyone have a dummy EU account to get the demo on? I've been trying to sign up for a while but it's overloaded right now...

JASON

>>48660590
He's been here 3 years! Surely everyone has heard of and values him as a poster here.

What happenned with this game, can anyone fill me in?

Sure is uncanny valley around here.

>>48660609
>I'm a huge faggot who finds shitty forced memes hilarious.

>>48660590
Show me a good meme, :O is not a good meme.
Its at most, a stupid troll argument against the PS3.
It will go, and die. Then Come back when Heavy rain will go out.
Then go and die.
Like every other shitty meme.

>>48660749

>>48660635
Same here bro, I know someone on /v/ has one :3

>>48659772
>>48658824
lol fuckin steve austin man shit is great.

>>48660791
show me a good meme

>>48660006
yeah, there are some choices you don't have to make
you don't even have to go back and save the whore
the investigation scenes are ok, and you can leave before getting all the glues and noob it up by getting your foot prints everywhere

>>48660791
>is a faggot
>way too many lines of text
>probably br
>hurtbutt

>>48660886

Sup Rubius? Forget your trip?

I honestly think Heavy Rain is a vidya

>>48660886
>leave before getting all the glues

How does I detective?

>>48655131

another ps3 failure

will this console ever get any good game?

and no, emulated ps2 games don't count

Is the demo just the two scenes? It ends after the FBI guy leaves?