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02/05/10(Fri)12:04 No. 48647527 File1265389493.jpg -(671
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the fuck are you niggers talking about gears 1 had a very
memorable and interesting story. one day marcus was in jail. and dom
was all liek, marcus, this blows ass. ur free now. and marcus was like,
dom lets kill the locusts because guns. and dom was like year marcus
that ruls. here take lancer. and then they ascaped. then,
a bridge fell down, and they ran to helicopter and escaped before a
spider could ate htem. then, marcus met a hot chicks named anya.
and she sexed him in the helicoptr. they landed and it was owkwurd
becuase kernel hoffman was there and he was her father and he was all
liek, marcus, you give me 90$ fenis. and find the resonator. it knows
the locust and we can lightbomb them with white stuff. and marcus was
like, no hoffman i give you 110 dollars but i'm not doing this you.l then,
the next day, they found a col tran and kim died because dodge ram
sworded him through the chest. marcus cried a manly tear. carmine also
died somhow through the face hole. but maybe he wasent actually
dead......... then they went around lookin for the resonatr but
cuoldn't find it because they it becam dark. so the bats came out and
started trying to chop them. they excaped to the new car and drove it to
the undterground tunnels to actavate the resanator. then they killd som
thern gards and escapd. but it didn't work somehow. but markus new that
there was maps with his dads stuff. they all went to
marcuses dads home and found some sweet data computers about the
tunnels. so they went back to hte train and put the computer on the
bomb. but hten dodge rammm appeard and said FOR THE QUEEN and markus was
like, fuck, this is a hard bitch of boss. and dom was liek, no use the
torkque bowq. and then it almost asploded but they jumped to a
helicopter, and hoffman was liek , marcus, i like you. you can come to
my house and fuck my daughter. and he did. end.