plz dad can i hagggggggb oen?

Shoes for Shaun is my new band name.

PAHHWOON

JAYSON B^U

Shaun? More like Shawn

These threads get me everytime!

CUNT

NO PROBLEM

PRESS X FOR JASON

I fucking love heavy rain threads.

>>48641608
Shawn? More like Sean.

Disregard Jason
Acquire 2 dollars

>>48641696
It's official.

>>48641696
Screenshotted for preservation purposes.

Wait for your Datsun.

>>48641696

(X) Panic in a thread over a mod

>>48641696
inb4 10 million replies

But these are pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvpH6JOxx4

Saging in a mod thread

>>48641708

>>48641696
A mod? In /v/? What the hell...

>>48641696
/v/ - PRESS X FOR JASON

- Choices made in first 3/4ths of the game don't significantly affect the story at all
- However, last 2 hours of the game are extremely tense and choices do have significant impact
- Only two of the characters can actually die
- Most of the game is spent in cutscenes following button commands or walking to the next scene
- No item management (this basically means it really isn't a true adventure game)
- No freedom; you progress from one cutscene to the next, and even if you deliberately try to avoid moving on an NPC will force you into the next cutscene or your "inner voice" will tell you where to go
- No puzzles; it's always obvious what you need to do
- Facial modeling sucks (this means more JASOOOOON)
- The "multiple endings" are basically 3 different "main endings" with slight variations (think Fallout 3)
- 8-10 hours
- No replay value; you can't skip scenes, not worth playing again to select different choices because choices don't actually affect scenes much
- Voice acting is mediocre until the end
- Origami Killer's identity is obvious a few hours in It's the clown.

Movie of the year.

>>48641696
I know, this shit never gets old.
Like Cocoa puffs.

>>48641696
Huh. So the legends are true.

Also, PRESS JASON TO JASON.

>>48641774
i lol'd

>>48641708

why does he do that?

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

>>48641696
you... just who are you?
I've heard stories of you

>>48641790

Source or you're a troll.

Jay-sun, wayt fer yer dad...wait..for..your..dad..sun

>>48641832
He's Jojo's son?

JASON WAS 8

HE LOVED TO PLAY WITH BALLOONS

>>48641790

Oh cool, you played it.

>>48641696
you fucking love being a faggot no life, enjoy knowing you will never be anything more than a piece of shit in life

>>48641890
Advance review copy from some Frenchfag you colossal faggot

Obligatory.

OKAY WELL GET YOU A PULLHOON

>>48641774
Why /v/. Why did you make this so funny.

I've started just randomly saying "Jason" out loud.

It's like a disease the way it gets into you.

PRESS X TO CAN'T FIND 2 FUCKING DOLLARS

>>48641790
>Reviewing sites will give it scores above 8 or 9 and say it's a masterpiece.

I hate video game journalism.

>>48641774

I love you. never change

>>48641930

Oh cool, you're a genius.

>>48641790
Proof it's the clown or fake.

>>48641790
We already knew that shit.

I'm a sonyfriend and i'm not even gonna get this shit. Not until the price drops down to 20

PRESS ▲ TO COLD

JJJJJJAAAAAASSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNN

is it me or have we been bashing heavy rain every hour ever day ever since this trailer came out? btw I'm a PS3/PC gamer so I accept that this game is worse than ET

>>48641996
GOTY
BEST GRAPHICS OF THE YEAR
GOTD
GOTC
PRESS X TO BECOME BEST GAME EVER

>>48641918
I don't live in Brazil, so that automatically makes me better.
Please, keep getting banned for posting porn or /b/shit and gloat at your dynamic ip.

>you fucking love being a faggot no life, enjoy knowing you will never be anything more than a piece of shit in life

Oh, what irony.

>>48642122
Fucking awesome.

Also, someone post that Jason+michael jackson shoop. I forgot to save it.

I'm probably going to rent this game.

Just doesn't seem like it's worth $60.
Maybe $20 or $30.

>>48642122

HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>48642122
why so mad?

>>48641918
BR? GIBE MONI PLS

>>48642180
> someone post that Jason+michael jackson shoop
Whoa whoa whoa, this exists? Jason + Neo, Jason + Stone Cold, I've seen.

>>48642121
Noone ever claimed it was going to be GOTY, D or C

Mod I must know whether you guys are always on /v/ but don't feel like doing anything or if you're never really here except once in a new moon.

>>48641918

>>48642122

fag status
told. X
not told.

So is a demo out or is this just a trailer?

I'm guessing trailer.

If the kid dies, does the game on?

>>48642261

>>48642235
Yeah it exists, too bad I didn't save it.

I can't wait to watch this game on youtube.

>>48642122
How the hell did you even land a job being a Mod here?
Friend of Moot?
Moot?

This is all just a manditory side quest if in the morning while you're doing the quest where you dress him you forget to PRESS X TO ADDERALL JASON

/r/ pic of >>48641708 without the captions

Can somebody explain the stone cold joke?

>>48641918
HUEHUEHUE U GIB MONIE PLOS I REPORT YU

>>48642122
why so racist?

>>48642298
>If the kid dies, does the game on?

>>48642373
Someone just keeps shopping in stone cold stunner into everything, like that guy who used to shop Gabe Newell's face onto everyone. Wouldn't be surprised if it were the same person.

>>48641360
gay sooon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aIf2znQ_wQ

Mr. Anderson

>>48642373
some faggot has been spamming pics with stone cold edited into it the past week trying to force a meme

So who else here has a DADSON?

>>48642285
>implying those arent the same thing

>>48642422

Because brazilians can't internet

>>48642485
>trying to force a HILARIOUS meme

>>48642534
Hey son
Gay son

>>48642460
Son of a bitch.
That's disgustingly true.

>>48642485
The most unfunny thing since forever, at that.
It's especially cringeworthy that he replies several times to himself, always going "so fucking funny!"
Or "best new meme!"

I'll just wait for someone to upload the whole thing onto youtube. It'll be like playing the game for free.

Jason is MY WILD AND RAUNCHY SON

>>48642638

>>48642714

I lol'd heartly.

>>48641790
>No replay value; you can't skip scenes, not worth playing again to select different choices because choices don't actually affect scenes much

You can do scene select which is like skipping scenes....so, I don't know how accurate your list is.

>>48642750
It's to good for vidya.

>>48642394
is that hank hill in ed edd and eddy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDioUN9GsgQ
HATERS GONNA HATE

Its almost like the ps3 is intentionally no gaems.

>>48642583

Um, I'm guessing you don't know the definition of the word implying do you, and no I'm not implying you don't know the definition of the word implying, you just didn't use that word right.

>>48642938
You are now Jason: The Downs Syndrome Pokemon

Jason?
Jason?? Jason
Jason?

>>48643088

I lol'd

>>48642938
I lol'd hard

>>48643091
Jaaaaaaaaaayson

I'm your Datsun

>>48643088

NOOK NOOK

wow, a cop talking down a shooter to get a piece of evidence

"Shelby, I was beginning to think there was no good in this place. I was wrong"

lolno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaIZf-Lm4aY

im gonna lol so hard when i get to this part in the game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_XtKjTiHc

>>48641696
>Implying that /v/ has mods

>>48643056
not the guy you were referring to, but i dont think you do.

>>48643298
>Heavy rain
>gameplay

>>48641950
>>48641996

lol'd so hard

Jason is the new No Russian

I can't find the video where someone tuned the dad's voice to be a tad higher when he yells "Jaythunnn, noooo". It sounded retardedly funny. Can someone link me to it?

REMEMBER, NO JASON!

Why the fuck would the animators make some kid to just randomly lean backwards?

>>48643609
fukken saved

X HEY, I'M NORM JAYDEN!

>>48643663

when does he do it?

>>48643696
after the 20$ scene, after he says "keep the change".

>>48643663
I think it was an actual glitch.

STFU NORM!

AS A PS3 OWNER THIS MAKES ME MAD

>Rent Heavy Rain

>Search for Jason

>Just stand there and press X as fast as possible

JA-JA-JA-JAS-JA-JA-JA-JAS-JAS-JASON-JA-JA-JA-JAS-JASON

WAIT SHAUN. WAIT FOR YOUR DATSUN.

I love you so much /v/
I have had to create a folder just for heavy rain pics

WTF WOMAN STANDING ON TIPPY TOES IN HIGH-HEELS.

WTF HATERS GONNA HATE

WTF PAYING 20 DOLLARS FOR A BALLOON.

JESUS CHRIST THE MORE I WATCH THIS VIDEO THE MORE RETARDED IT GETS.

>>48642180

See:>>48643609

Day 1.

>>48643782

HURRRR DUUUURRRR

>>48643458
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c7LDx45zss

>>48643914
Facial.

/r/ a link to the full song that "haters gonna hate" bit is from.

HOLY SHIT
THERE
TO THE LEFT
IT'S
IT'S THE LEANKID
HE KNEW ALL ALONG

>reaction images: the game

I'M BUYING THIS SHIT DAY 1 AND LAUGHING EVERY STEP OF THE WAY GOD DAMN STOKED

Ethan did it.

Who dat Jayson ya'lll keep talkin' bout??

>>48643888
What the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

>>48643921
Thank you, anon

Ethan is the default origami killer

Ive not heard of this game, ive not played the demo. I dont really understand what the jokes are about.

But id be lying if I said I didnt lol every time.

So this game basically got the Killzone 2 treatment? CGI trailers and then the gameplay trailer which looks nothing like it was originally planned?

>>48642180
I gotcha covered, it's in another thread too.

>>48644044
>>48644126

Ethan...you say?

>>48644162
pretty much yes

>>48643298
PROLONGED QUICKTIME EVENTS: THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE

>>48644232
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>48644232
Myspace photo in action.

>>48644163
>>48643609

>>48644232
...what the fuck am i looking at here?

SO are you PS3 owners embarrassed by this or what?

Well done /v/ you've ruined another game. Now it wont get the reviews it deserves and no one will buy it. You've just set this gen back another 5 years.

Fucking Xbros I swear.

>>48644232

Son of a bitch.

I mean, I never had hope for this game to begin with, but seriously? Thats just fucked up.

>>48644232
god dammit this makes me sad... like half a year ago i saw gameplay pics that looked just as good. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!??

>>48643993

look at him.

just look at him.

STARING at the vehicle he's going to run in front of.

If I were the dad i would of stopped at that moment.
and realized my son was mentally unfit to live, and that there was nothing i could do.

How do you stop someone who's willfully running headfirst into a car!?

>>48644411
Yeah. I can't believe shits like you keep turning up in these threads.

>>48644232
.... is this for real?

Don't fuck around with me /v/. Is this for real or what?

YAY SON????

>>48643993

FUUUCK I JUST NOTICED

YO BITCH HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO LOOK FOR SHOES TOGETHER

THE END

>>48644475
see
>>48644232

>>48644090

cadaver #2

>>48644232
I lol'd

>>48644558
So why would I be ashamed? I didn't make Heavy Rain.

>>48644602 ill tell you what.

ps3 overestimates the power of their console yet again, what will they fuck up next!?

oh hey!

HAVE YOU SEEN PACO, PACO MENDES?

>>48644602
That boy Jason I tell you what

>>48644641
>>48644705

pacomind

Same shit as with FFXIII. Movie-like CGI in trailers, shitty models ingame.

>>48644603
>>48644232

You know I was laughing all along thinking I'd still get this game when it drops below $30 but dem pictures man. Dem pictures.

I suddenly feel sad.

>>48644641
The why you get mad?

>>48644705
lrn 2 google.

>>48644797

lol

Jesus christ you guys, I'm trying to attend a lecture here but you fuckers make me laugh way too much.

I love you /v/

>>48644597
BRO TORSO

I love Heavy Rain Threads. As much as I look forward to playing it, I love the hilarious bugs in the game and comics and stuff it's spawned around here.

>>48642465

LOL THIS IS GREAT

>>48644872
Hey bro, look in the back row. I'm the guy in the white shirt.

>>48644797
I want to suck your cock.

>>48644788
I mad because I don't like it when people start this shit in these threads. They're usually just there to peacefully bash Heavy Rain, but when someone comes in and says shit like that, even if it's LOL HUTTBURT XBROS COS THEY DONT GET XCLUSIVS, it's annoying.

>>48644797

PRESS X TO OPEN IN NEW TAB

SHEAPRD?
SHEPAAAAARD!

I'm just wondering where all those anons who religiously praised this game went. I remember arguing with them about how retarded the mall video was the moment it came out.

>>48645096
Maybe they're over the state of denial.

>>48645005
people wouldnt console wars if you didnt get mad.

>>48645005
RROD 55%

Console failure rate

Xbox 360 – 54.2%
Playstation 3 – 10.6%
Wii – 6.8%

Percentage of console owners who suffered a second hardware failure after the original repair.

Xbox 360 – 41.2%
Playstation 3 – 14.7%
Wii – 11%

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/101/1014486p1.html

The nintendo shitcube and the xboxshitsixty

>>48645005
>IT HURT DAT DEY MAKE FUN OF MY SYSTEM
Well that's called being ass pained.

>>48645005
But 95% of the posters in this thread ARE asspained xbros with no games to play. So they're left to photoshop and troll some game nobody gave a fuck about before.

>>48645164
While this might sometimes be true, so far my reaction hasn't changed the situation and after all, it takes some incentive before I even get the chance to get mad.

>>48645229
No, it doesn't hurt, I'd just like these threads to stay the way they are.

>>48645096
We gave up trying to argue with people who made up their minds before the videos were even out.

I'm going to buy this game, day one, and going to enjoy the shit out of it.

If it's even 20% better than Indigo prophecy, it's money well spent.

>>48645217
Oh please, using percentages is something retards do who rely on other people to make their point. 72% of all people know that.

>>48644419
u mad?

>>48645261

You sound upset.

>>48645266
Well then I will just have to continue saying whatever I feel like and laughing at your response.

>>48645349
If it's 40% fucking worse, what will you do?

>>48645261

Actually most of them aren't.

Most of them are pissed off PS3 friends. I can't say I blame them, I kind of wanted this game to good, but it just looks... Bad. Bad, bad, bad.

I thought the mall trailer was a joke...oh goodness. The remix'd trailers were hilarious.

>>48645266
Then stop being a fucking console fanboy you retarded faggot.

You don't need to be a console fanboy to laugh at this shit.

Unless you drones are mindless enough to even allow console fanboyism to dictate what's funny and what's not.

>>48645349

Retreating into their delusions, the Heavy Rain fanboys waited patiently for their messiah.

>We gave up trying to argue with people who made up their minds before the videos were even out.

LOL, LIKE YOU DIDN'T.

>>48645396
Be amazed they pulled that off.

Did you see the ending to Indigo Prophecy?

The first half was brilliant, but then it turned into Dragon Ball Z.

>>48645266
btw I own a ps3 but i dont get upset about vidya.
I hope press x for jason becomes a meme that stands the test of time.

Shoes for Sean- Too crowded to buy
99 Red Balloons: 1980 dollars
Getting you and your Dad hit by a car because you're retarded- Priceless

>>48645266

>>48645234

Glorious.

>>48642465
FUCKING LOL'D AND WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE

>>48645499

Exactly.
And the first half (which they marketed) caught our interest.
This looks fucking shit from the get-go.

lol heavy rain threads end always the same way D:

>>48645498
>LOL, LIKE YOU DIDN'T.

No, I didn't.
I'm worried, but reserving judgement for after I've played it.

If all I had to go on was /v/ threads, I'd be convinced that Mass Effect 2 was a sci-fi dating sim.

>>48645525
CUNT!

>>48645432
This is probably the most worthless, idiotic and irrelevant post I've ever seen. When did I ever make myself look like a console fanboy? What the flying fuck?

>>48645525
As serious as that should be, I can't help not thinking that Heavy Rain will be unintentionally narmy all the time.

Gag dubs: FUND THEM.

>Heavy Rain will save the PS3!

Well looks like we can strike that one out.

I fucking love these threads so much.

>>48645568
I wouldn't say it's shit, buggy and silly looking, yes, but 99% of the jokes are coming from bad facial animations and bugs in the intro.

Nobody has said anything bad about, say, the convinience store trailer.

>>48645582

They always end in anally tortured fanboys spouting out any useless "facts" to try to justify this awful (yet hilarious) "game".

MOAR LIKE sean

>>48645136
Seriously I don't think it looks that weird. Kids do retarded shit like that all the time.

>QuanticDream. Tous droits réservés Quanticdream.com
56, Boulevard Davout, 75020 Paris - 01 44 64 00 90

LOL amerifags praising an europe game.

You now have 10 seconds to name me a good game that came from Europe that isn't from Quantic Dream.

I think this has been the best Heavy Rain thread yet.

>>48645261

CLASSY LADIES GET YOUR 2-STEP ON

>>48645796
Wipeout

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS GAME IS LIKE INDIGO PROPHECY

>>48645796
Assassin's Creed.

Ubisoft is French.

>>48645796
any GTA ?

>>48641696
If you love them so much, that would imply that you come on /v/ frequently enough to partake in them.

So....would you mind deleting more offtopic threads? That would be a peach.

>>48645796
Max Payne.

>>48645796
>Implying Amerifags aren't just trolling yurop at this point

>>48645217
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6216691.html
How about you suck a big nigger dick you wrong-sourcing motherfucker

>>48645796
Hitman and Freedom Fighters

Just tell me this: Will there be aliens?

>>48645719

Because the stupid shit in the other trailers isn't as hilarious. Doesn't make it less stupid.

>>48645866
Developed in Canada by Quebec dwellers
Quebec =/= France
Quebecians =/= French

>implying Ubisoft is from Europe.

If you guys didn't know, they're from Quebec which is in Canada.

VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE TABARNACK.

So, it's a visual novel.

With 4 lives.

And probably a shitton of different paths to take because if you do just one thing different, the chain of events might unfold differently...

No, that last part has to be bullshit.

No matter what, either the clown gets $20 too late, followed by vehicular homicide, or the clown gets his money on time, and someone still gets plowed over.

But how did Jason even get across the street?

THIS SMELLS LIKE A PLAN...

>>48646088

Wait, Ubisoft made this game?

I guess that explains it.

>>48645921

If he did then he'd be deleting yours, considering how often you just wind down to talk about yourself. I am humbly awaiting the day you get the fuck out.

>>48646088
they went to canada cuz its cheaper to develop there

>>48645261
pcfag + idort here, and out of the current gen consoles I prefer the ps3. Judging by the trailers and gameplay footage i've seen, the game just looks bloody awful. suxbox360 has nothing to do with this.

>>48646158

Nah some shitty people from Europe did, that's why it sucks compared to Ubisoft games.

>>48646169
>Cheaper to develop in Canada
LOLNO
Everything is more expensive in Canada but nice try

>>48645025

PRESS X TO PACO

>>48646163
>implying I have ever made a non /v/ related thread on /v/
>saging a thread with 200+ posts

Ass pained ps3 owners trying to deflect attention from their shitty console by starting a Europe vs US troll. lol

>>48646312

"/v/ sucks today, let's talk about video games we like in this thread!

I am playing a video game and really am enjoying it!"

30 posts later, tripfuck circlejerk.

>>48646312
>saging because he wasn't contributing to thread, ie using sage for its true purpose
Also, you do make off-topic threads, always moaning like the pathetic little cunt you are.

>>48646301
well not even canada only

Ubisoft Entertainment S.A. (Euronext: UBI) (pronounced /ˈjuːbisɒft/ EW-bee-soft[3]) is a French computer and video game publisher and developer with headquarters in Montreuil-sous-Bois, France. The company has facilities in over 20 countries, with studios in Toronto, Montreal and Quebec City, Canada; Bucharest, Romania; Barcelona, Spain; Shanghai, Chengdu, China; Singapore; Cary, North Carolina, USA; Düsseldorf, Germany; Sofia, Bulgaria; Casablanca, Morocco; Sydney, Australia; Milan, Italy; Pune, India and São Paulo, Brazil; Malmö, Sweden; Surrey, United Kingdom amongst other locations.

>>48643298
I CAME

>>48646521
>implying all the last good Ubisoft games were not developed by Ubisoft Montreal

>>48646470
>>48646497

>>48646214
>that's why it sucks compared to Ubisoft games.
>compared to Ubisoft games.

oh my god

>>48646731

HEY HONEY, WANNA GO ON A DATE?

I'm murmuring 'JASON' and 'CUNT' while going to work. What is wrong with me.

>>48646647
>implying the last Ubisoft games made in Montreal didn't sell successfully.

>>48647068
>sell successfully
No doubt these are good, interesting games.