Shepard. Good news. We've acquired a piece of Collector technology that makes you read this in my voice.
SDGFWUGEH W&*$@*( &_GY$@G$ERBMMMMMMMM
Fuck off TIM you can't tell me what to do.
Ah, Martin Sheen, you were a nice fit for this character.
>>48581856I personally thought the Illusive man should've looked a bit older.
Looks like its professor farnsworth all over again.
RELEASING CONTROL
I'm commander shephard and you are now reading this in my voice.
>Don't play shitty Bioware RPGs>Have no idea what the faggot's voice sounds like
YOU'RE JUST USING ME AS YOUR PAWN, SENDING ME INTO A COLLECTOR SHIP WHICH WAS REALLY JUST AN ELABORATE TRAP.Also I read it in his voice. It's such a nice voice
No. NO! I BLEW UP YOUR COLLECTOR SHIP. YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED IN YOUR ILLUSIVE ASS.I BET YOU HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF UNOBTAINIUM TOO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjpfdF3pdI His theme is so nice.
>>48582081Enjoy having no games for that PS3 of yours.Also you don't know what Martin Sheen sounds like? Fuck off.
>>48581728
>>48582185HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
>>48581988
fuck FUCK FUCK!!!
Shepard, the Illusive Man has granted us new technology that makes you read this in my voice.
>>48582266Nope.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLSHEPARD I WILLSHEPARD I WILLSHEPARDTHIS WILL HURT YOU SHEPARDIF I MUST DESTROY YOU, I WILL SHEPARD.
how did y32091874098409
>>48582266
>>48582266I just broke my finger pressing the mute button.
>>48582266I like how EDI and Joker eventually become good friends :3
>>48582319>Implying you are not slow as shit.
>>48582352I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
I'M GOOD, FRACTURED MY THUMB ON THE MUTE BUTTON, BUT I THINK I MADE MY POINT.
>>48582212>Implying anyone on /v/ owns a PS3>Implying you can determine VAs in a shitty game by looking at screenshots
>>48582507Apology not accepted. Go be thick somewhere else.
SHUT UP, ILLUSIVE MAN. WE KNOW YOU ARE A HUMAN REAPER... THAT EXPLAINS YOUR FUCKING WEIRD EYES!
>>48581728ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM
>>48582817This hurts you.
>>48582694>valid pointYou taking this personally bro? Enjoy being four months behind everyone else.
We have acquired a subroutine allowing you to read this in our voice.
>>48582901I never activated him so I don't what he sounds like. Like fuck will I have a Geth walking around my ship
>delete posts
>>48583063Let me taste your bitter tears.
Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
>>48583100Goddamn it Garrus why won't you open up to me.
>>48583063You are the worst tripfag I've seen in a long time and I post on /sp/.
>>48582386Where do you get those fly ass goggles?
>>48582974Missing out in a lot, bro. Turns out there are two kinds of Geth. The ones who follow Reapers and attack people are a minority.
>>48583233Dr. Pepper promotions.I have yet to see those in my town.
>>48583100As quiet as Garrus was on the ship I found that he ALWAYS had something to say during missions. He was by far the most talkative member when he wasn't working on those "calibrations."
Good news, Shepard! I'm sending you on a suicide mission from which you'll likely die a horrible death!
>>48583277You can use one of the free codesCBEEAAAE4L9N
>>48583233Pirate them, they're free
>>48583331FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>48582974>>48582901Shepard-Commander
>>48583277>>48583233I'm feeling helpful.http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellforge/Mass-Effect-2-Free-Dr-Pepper-Promo-DLC-Codes#int0?gr_i_niEnjoy, bros.
>>48582974He's a Cool Dude. Tells you the Geth that worked for Sovereign were dubbed "heretics" and outcast by the Geth collective, Geth believe in absolute democracy, that Geth desire to achieve culmination of their culture in the most peaceful/efficient way possible, informs you that Geth don't want to be treated as a biological species, and has a crush on Shepard. Not to mention DOUBLE WIDOW RIFLES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJKn-Iq4ZEYou ARE hearing (you know who's) voice.Manually.
>>48583331
>>48583277Well shit... Fuck you too DP....
>>48583526http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeXqvFR6HIGARRUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE IN A SHITTY ROMANTIC COMEDY
>>48583526Someone needs to animate that sequence replacing Garrus-voice with Garrus, the other guy with Mordin, and the guys behind the wall with vorcha/krogan.
>>48583526
>>48583505Not democracy. Consensus.
>>48583762>>48583741Should do the same with this clip.Garrus is just not into you, Femshep.
>>48581728Ah OP you silly nigger, you got me.I had a good laugh.
>>48583829Consensus is the result, democracy is the process; Legion takes votes to determine what to do in his loyalty mission.
>>48583899Poor cute little Ginger Fem Shep;_;
You are reading this again in one of my many voices.
>>48584194Saren was Zeratul!? :O
Garrus: Heeey, Shepard's coming over to celebrate blowing up the Collectors - aren't you worried about them drinking all your Serrice Ice Brandy?Mordin: Worry not. See what I have installed.Garrus: A secret revolving wall. Mordin, you're a genius.Vorcha: Hurry, quickly! The magic container returnsss!
>>48584054and since they don't reach a consensus, they let you decide. If it were democracy, Legion would have decided.Shit, I think you even have this conversation about democracy and consensus with him at some point.
>>48583762Garrus: Hey, Wrex and the gang are coming over to watch the game, aren't you worried about them drinking all the Tupari?Shepard: Not to worry, look what Mordin just installed.Garrus: Secret revolving fishtank. Dude, I got calibrations to do.
>>48584514>>48584602I lol'd
>>48584514>>48584602I like Garrus and Shepard hanging out more.He's my bro, we drink together and hide the Brandy from Grunt.
>>48584194id do a steve blum one but i dont think i have a image large enough
>>48584602>TupariFUCK YES!"Where's your Tupari drink? Oh, that's right... it's INSIDE of me.""Commander Shepard drinks Tupari. Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard?"Bitch, I never had a Tupari. I wish I could get one though.
>>48584749I have this theory where they go to the citadel and fuck shit up at C-Sec.And then they have sex on top of his CALIBRATIN' DESK
That's great. I didn't play this shitty shooter with a couple RPG elements tacked on as an afterthought, so I don't know what that sounds like.
I AM KROGAAAAAAAN
>>48584533He doesn't call it democracy since democracy implies individuals with conflicting opinions. The Geth are a collection of "different views," and they are all aware of every one of those views as a single entity. When a portion Geth outright disagrees with the majority, they are separated instead of imposing the decisions of the other party on them. So it's not really a democracy, but if each view were to be considered an individual it would be an absolute democracy.
>>48582974He has the best subplot in ME2. You're missing a lot.