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    585 KB Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:37 No.48581728  
    Shepard. Good news. We've acquired a piece of Collector technology that makes you read this in my voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:37 No.48581772
    SDGFWUGEH W&*$@*( &_GY$@G$ERBMMMMMMMM
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:37 No.48581795
    Fuck off TIM you can't tell me what to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:38 No.48581856
    Ah, Martin Sheen, you were a nice fit for this character.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:39 No.48581886
    >>48581856

    I personally thought the Illusive man should've looked a bit older.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:39 No.48581892
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    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 02/04/10(Thu)18:39 No.48581902
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:39 No.48581929
    Looks like its professor farnsworth all over again.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:40 No.48581965
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:40 No.48581979
    RELEASING CONTROL
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:40 No.48581988
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    I'm commander shephard and you are now reading this in my voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:41 No.48582081
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    >Don't play shitty Bioware RPGs
    >Have no idea what the faggot's voice sounds like
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:41 No.48582085
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    YOU'RE JUST USING ME AS YOUR PAWN, SENDING ME INTO A COLLECTOR SHIP WHICH WAS REALLY JUST AN ELABORATE TRAP.

    Also I read it in his voice. It's such a nice voice
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:41 No.48582097
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    No. NO! I BLEW UP YOUR COLLECTOR SHIP. YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED IN YOUR ILLUSIVE ASS.

    I BET YOU HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF UNOBTAINIUM TOO.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:42 No.48582177
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjpfdF3pdI
    His theme is so nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:43 No.48582212
    >>48582081

    Enjoy having no games for that PS3 of yours.

    Also you don't know what Martin Sheen sounds like? Fuck off.
    >> ambra !!frJX5IpNyVW 02/04/10(Thu)18:43 No.48582232
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    >>48581728
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:43 No.48582251
    >>48582185

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 02/04/10(Thu)18:43 No.48582253
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    >>48581988
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:43 No.48582258
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    fuck FUCK FUCK!!!
    >> EDI !!GbMrDVw6y5W 02/04/10(Thu)18:44 No.48582266
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    Shepard, the Illusive Man has granted us new technology that makes you read this in my voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:44 No.48582313
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    >>48581728
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:44 No.48582330
    >>48582266
    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:44 No.48582341
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
    SHEPARD I WILL
    SHEPARD I WILL
    SHEPARD
    THIS WILL HURT YOU SHEPARD
    IF I MUST DESTROY YOU, I WILL SHEPARD.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:44 No.48582342
    how did y32091874098409
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:45 No.48582352
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    >>48582266
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:45 No.48582367
    >>48582266
    I just broke my finger pressing the mute button.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:45 No.48582382
    >>48582266
    I like how EDI and Joker eventually become good friends :3
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:45 No.48582386
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:45 No.48582392
    >>48582319

    >Implying you are not slow as shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:46 No.48582433
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    >>48581988
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:47 No.48582491
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    >>48582352
    I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:47 No.48582542
    I'M GOOD, FRACTURED MY THUMB ON THE MUTE BUTTON, BUT I THINK I MADE MY POINT.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:47 No.48582547
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    >>48582212
    >Implying anyone on /v/ owns a PS3
    >Implying you can determine VAs in a shitty game by looking at screenshots
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:48 No.48582581
    >>48582507

    Apology not accepted. Go be thick somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:49 No.48582650
    SHUT UP, ILLUSIVE MAN. WE KNOW YOU ARE A HUMAN REAPER... THAT EXPLAINS YOUR FUCKING WEIRD EYES!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:51 No.48582817
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    >>48581728

    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:52 No.48582849
    >>48582817
    This hurts you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:52 No.48582869
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    >>48582694

    >valid point

    You taking this personally bro? Enjoy being four months behind everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:53 No.48582901
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    We have acquired a subroutine allowing you to read this in our voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:53 No.48582974
    >>48582901

    I never activated him so I don't what he sounds like. Like fuck will I have a Geth walking around my ship
    >> Tim !PqqbU.7Wsg 02/04/10(Thu)18:54 No.48583063
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    >delete posts
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:55 No.48583096
    >>48583063

    Let me taste your bitter tears.
    >> I don't even need an image 02/04/10(Thu)18:55 No.48583100
    Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:55 No.48583158
    >>48583100

    Goddamn it Garrus why won't you open up to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:56 No.48583207
    >>48583063

    You are the worst tripfag I've seen in a long time and I post on /sp/.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:56 No.48583233
    >>48582386
    Where do you get those fly ass goggles?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:56 No.48583241
    >>48582974
    Missing out in a lot, bro. Turns out there are two kinds of Geth. The ones who follow Reapers and attack people are a minority.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:57 No.48583277
    >>48583233
    Dr. Pepper promotions.
    I have yet to see those in my town.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:57 No.48583312
    >>48583100
    As quiet as Garrus was on the ship I found that he ALWAYS had something to say during missions. He was by far the most talkative member when he wasn't working on those "calibrations."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:57 No.48583331
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    Good news, Shepard! I'm sending you on a suicide mission from which you'll likely die a horrible death!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:58 No.48583386
    >>48583277

    You can use one of the free codes

    CBEEAAAE4L9N
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:58 No.48583389
    >>48583233

    Pirate them, they're free
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:58 No.48583390
    >>48583331

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:58 No.48583398
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    >>48582974
    >>48582901
    Shepard-Commander
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:59 No.48583497
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    >>48583277
    >>48583233
    I'm feeling helpful.

    http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellforge/Mass-Effect-2-Free-Dr-Pepper-Promo-DLC-Codes#int0?gr_i
    _ni

    Enjoy, bros.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)18:59 No.48583505
    >>48582974
    He's a Cool Dude. Tells you the Geth that worked for Sovereign were dubbed "heretics" and outcast by the Geth collective, Geth believe in absolute democracy, that Geth desire to achieve culmination of their culture in the most peaceful/efficient way possible, informs you that Geth don't want to be treated as a biological species, and has a crush on Shepard. Not to mention DOUBLE WIDOW RIFLES.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:00 No.48583526
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJKn-Iq4ZE

    You ARE hearing (you know who's) voice.
    Manually.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:00 No.48583536
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    >>48583331
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:01 No.48583668
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    >>48583277
    Well shit... Fuck you too DP....
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:02 No.48583741
    >>48583526
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IeXqvFR6HI

    GARRUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE IN A SHITTY ROMANTIC COMEDY
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:02 No.48583762
    >>48583526
    Someone needs to animate that sequence replacing Garrus-voice with Garrus, the other guy with Mordin, and the guys behind the wall with vorcha/krogan.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:03 No.48583770
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    >>48583526
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:03 No.48583829
    >>48583505

    Not democracy. Consensus.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:04 No.48583899
    >>48583762
    >>48583741
    Should do the same with this clip.
    Garrus is just not into you, Femshep.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:04 No.48583943
    >>48581728
    Ah OP you silly nigger, you got me.

    I had a good laugh.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:06 No.48584054
    >>48583829
    Consensus is the result, democracy is the process; Legion takes votes to determine what to do in his loyalty mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:07 No.48584139
    >>48583899
    Poor cute little Ginger Fem Shep
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:08 No.48584194
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    You are reading this again in one of my many voices.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:10 No.48584359
    >>48584194

    Saren was Zeratul!? :O
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:11 No.48584514
    Garrus: Heeey, Shepard's coming over to celebrate blowing up the Collectors - aren't you worried about them drinking all your Serrice Ice Brandy?

    Mordin: Worry not. See what I have installed.

    Garrus: A secret revolving wall. Mordin, you're a genius.

    Vorcha: Hurry, quickly! The magic container returnsss!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:11 No.48584533
    >>48584054

    and since they don't reach a consensus, they let you decide. If it were democracy, Legion would have decided.

    Shit, I think you even have this conversation about democracy and consensus with him at some point.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:12 No.48584602
    >>48583762
    Garrus: Hey, Wrex and the gang are coming over to watch the game, aren't you worried about them drinking all the Tupari?
    Shepard: Not to worry, look what Mordin just installed.
    Garrus: Secret revolving fishtank. Dude, I got calibrations to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:13 No.48584686
    >>48584514
    >>48584602

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:14 No.48584749
    >>48584514
    >>48584602
    I like Garrus and Shepard hanging out more.

    He's my bro, we drink together and hide the Brandy from Grunt.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:17 No.48585003
    >>48584194
    id do a steve blum one but i dont think i have a image large enough
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:17 No.48585042
    >>48584602
    >Tupari

    FUCK YES!

    "Where's your Tupari drink? Oh, that's right... it's INSIDE of me."

    "Commander Shepard drinks Tupari. Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard?"

    Bitch, I never had a Tupari. I wish I could get one though.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:18 No.48585067
    >>48584749
    I have this theory where they go to the citadel and fuck shit up at C-Sec.
    And then they have sex on top of his CALIBRATIN' DESK
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:18 No.48585079
    That's great. I didn't play this shitty shooter with a couple RPG elements tacked on as an afterthought, so I don't know what that sounds like.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:19 No.48585170
    I AM KROGAAAAAAAN
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:19 No.48585174
    >>48584533
    He doesn't call it democracy since democracy implies individuals with conflicting opinions. The Geth are a collection of "different views," and they are all aware of every one of those views as a single entity. When a portion Geth outright disagrees with the majority, they are separated instead of imposing the decisions of the other party on them. So it's not really a democracy, but if each view were to be considered an individual it would be an absolute democracy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)19:21 No.48585272
    >>48582974
    He has the best subplot in ME2. You're missing a lot.



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