I met one a few years ago but she was a fat deviantart yaoi fagirl...yeah.

I'd still do her

I think chances are I will never meet a 4channer offline. THANK GOD

video games

>>48448249
sup

>>48448394
FORGOT YOUR SAGE, FAGGOT

fuck no i've never met a 4channer offline, and thank god.

>>48448497
this but mostly because romania is always late to shit like this

I'm sure I'll end up encountering a meme spouter at SOME point

The hottest girl from my Math class browsed 4chan and we frequently talked about it. It was our little secret. She knew I wanted to bone her raw but she had like 20 fucking boyfriends throughout the 2 years I knew her and we only got so far as holding hands ;_;

bitch was a fucking cocktease. So if you're reading this, Amanda...I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU. YES RAPE YOU. THEN I WILL MURDER YOU AND PROCCEED TO RAPE THE CORPSE. THEN KILL MYSELF

;_;

I just got out of my math class and some dude said "smash head in keyboard. post results" out of the blue.

How do I sage?

I introduced 2 friends to 4chan.
One just occasionaly visits /s/ and /gif/
The other has been my bro for more then 4 years now and visits /v/.
There's not much to say about IRL encounters besides finding random meme spouting faggots everywhere I go.

>go to gamestop
>see offline 4channer
>fucker her
>don't sage
>get pregnant
>buy game and go home

>>48448696
what's it like to know your friends jerk off to anime shit? I wouldn't be able to look at them in the same way ever man D:

Had two friend back in highscool who browsed 4chan, and that's how I ended up discovering this place.
It's already been more than 4 years, time just flies...

I've met about 4 female 4channers and way over 20 male ones. Mostly from college while I was getting my CS degree. Makes sense since most of us spend all day on the computer.

>>48448757
>D:

>>48448757
I just don't give a shit.
My bro's my bro, wether he likes regular porn, hentai or has weird fetishes.
Besides, I have a thing for hentai too.

>>48448815
Jim? ;_;

>>48448844
>implying you'd be cool if he was into shota or lolis

>>48448909
What difference does it make?

You're pretty shallow.

why do you guys use the ;_; face so much? is it the new :3
huh?

Met a couple. Hated their guts. Going round, talking to everyone about their "meems".

At least I only talk about that shit with my close circle of friends. Who are all aware of 4chan, if not active users.

>>48448909
>Implying that I don't like those things myself, with futa/tentacles/traps included.

>>48448945
Uh, ;_; is way older than :3. Besides, it's ;-;.

>>48448937
This is what happens when people over words like shallow until it stops making sense.

>>48448844
This guy deserves a brofist

>was in my history class

Underageb&

>>48449022
This is what happens when people don't have an argument anymore. :)

>>48449017
I miss mr ;-;

>>48448857
Nah sorry bro, not Jim, but I'm guessing you are >>48448696 ?

>>48449023
to the face, you mean

>>48449119
Nope, that's not him.
That's me.

>>48449119
Nope. Also, I'd like more stories like >>48448563 if possible.

even if they're bullshit

>people talking about 4chan in public

STEPHEN IF YOU BROWSE /v/ I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU NIGGER

>>48449187
what the fuck you're not me YOU FUCKING DOUBLE FAGGOT TRIPLE NIGGER IDENTITY THEFT

>>48449209
IT'S MY SEKRIT INTERNET CLUBHOUSE :*(

>>48449209
xD ANON IS LEGUUN RUELZ 1 AND TOO1!!1!!!!! LO,OLOLOL

>>48449211
I-I... am not sure how to respond to that.

I try to avoid mixing online shit with IRL. There's a bunch of faggots at my school who go around spewing out memes, and I feel so much second-hand embarrassment for them. One guy in my speech/presentations class last year did a speech on 4chan. No joke.

There's only one IRL friend who I've talked about 4chan with, but she's fairly normal and if we ever do bring internet stuff up, it's usually just something like "oh hey did you see that thread last night?", etc.

In my journalism class junior year, there were a bunch of typical /v/irgins at the table I was assigned to sit. I would spend the entire class trolling them, it was awesome.

"Isn't Poke-eh-man a kids game? I used to love playing it on my playstation when I was little."

>>48449025
THIS JUST IN
UNIVERSITIES HAVE NEVER OFFERED HISTORY MAJORS

I once heard two fat fucks talking about Killing Floor. I wanted to punch their faces in.

>>48449293
>"Isn't Poke-eh-man a kids game? I used to love playing it on my playstation when I was little."

YOU
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i am pretty sure i guy i knew came to 4chan because when he agreed with somene, he would pause all coversation, point at who he agreed with and flatly state "this". he was called stefan and he was an ok guy i guess.
that kind of annoyed me, but it could have been worse.
sage for not vidya

>>48449245
>>48449233

No, you dont get it.

You dont go up to someone and say GEE, THAT PORN I SAW LAST NIGHT WITH THE GIRL AND THE HORSE COCK WAS AWESOME.

There is a reason people dont do this. It is the same reason visiting 4chan should be kept private.

Fucking idiots.

>>48449357
suck my dick woman

>>48449383
>GEE, THAT PORN I SAW LAST NIGHT WITH THE GIRL AND THE HORSE COCK WAS AWESOME.
I see you visit /b/ alot.
Oh well, figures

I didn't exactly meet somebody who surfed 4chan. I discovered it sometime and got a little active here. Showed it to some friends and 2 of them are now active users. We also talk about some threads IRL.

>>48449509

>implying you're not posting on /b/ RIGHT NOW

I've boned two 4chonners beforehand, but didn't realize until a few months later.

>>48449604
Super cool story bro. Give me her number if you're not gonna hit that!

>>48449597
Sure, hold everyone to your standards.

If we all raped 4chan like you did there would be nothing but furries posting dicks all over the place with tripcodes everywhere, trying to be the biggest attentionwhores possible.

>>48449623
>i've boned two 4chonners beforehand
>bone two
>before hand
enjoy ur hand fgt

>implying the content of every board apart from /b/ is normal.
>implying that browsing any 4chan board hasn't corrupted you in some way.

This one guy in my college class, everyday he will mention how much he hates 4chan, even though clearly he browses everyday. That guy is a pretty chill bro.

i would send me bros links to images i knew they would find amsuing from 4chan.
they would ask what the links were from and here we are, they all browse 4chan now.

If you are reading this ryan then GTFO YOU DIRTY RAIKOV!!!

Every single female 4channer I've met ha ranged from normal looking to model kinda hot.

wtf mayt!

Maybe it's because I'm European and our women are superior but still...the next anon to call me a faggot might as well be Katy Perry for all I know.

>>48449848
Hot ass bitch reporting in. lolumad?

>>48449731
>me
>my

>amsuing
>amusing

also we talk about 4chan when we get together.

>>48449848
Stunning male here, you jealous?

Met a like 200 during the Scientology protest down here in melb ausfalia, we got bored half decided to just chill and drink some beer at the pub. They were pretty normal university kids, engineering students, science the majority of them were art students.

Also met a couple of /toy/ fags while browsing for toys, one was wearing an awesome face t-shirt. I said 'chan' he smiled and nodded, decided to do some trading with him, learnt he went to the same uni as me but in a different campus. 4channers are normal people, /b/tards are shit.

I hung out with fellow tripfriend Jin the Wind Master a few months ago. We played GG, BB, some Rock Band, and went out to the nearby steakhouse. Was a grand ol' time. Gotta do it again soon.

>>48449991
>met at Scientology protest
That's pretty much the worst possible way to start any post anywhere but /b/.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>48449915
Nope because I can enslave all men I want with my looks while you still gotta try hard to get a normal looking woman, silly boy. Every man is hypnotized by tits

sometimes, women too

>>48450119

>>48449848
Sexy ass bitch and waiting to get my cherry popped you up for it?

Not really a meme, but internet word related

My friend would always EPIC FAIL or EPIC WIN when something bad or good happened

I'd parody her by doing the same thing

Probably next time I see her with her fucked up life and bf, I'll laugh and say EPIC FAIL

Anybody talking about a SITE ON THE INTERNET in real life with anybody who is not aware of said site is an enermous manchild faggot

>>48450193

>>48448563
Do we know the same person?

I've heard some people talking about 4chan, and another person seems to know about some memes. Also the other day I heard him asking someone if they knew about "Do you like Mudkips?" Ugh.

some kids were yelling fads in a movie theater a few years back
and highschool kinda sucked. walking into japan club was a mistake.

>>48450206
Gotta thank Failblog for that. Also

>open thread
>expect to see many erotic stories
>find none
>go back to playing Gitaroo Man

>>48450193
ANDREA?

Apart from teh majority of my friends, there were two annoying guys in my class one time. Spouted a few memes, discussed some unfunny /b/ pictures. They would often talk about shitty video games/TV shows.

>>48450206
Same girl also had a different bf when I visited her a college

I didn't like him because of his "Chuck Norris Facts" posters

>>48450346

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GITAROO MAN

>>48450553
FUCK YES YOU'RE THE BEST RHYTHM GAME EVER

The Humans vs Zombies (think a week-long game of tag with zombies and nerf guns) group at my uni has a whole mess of anons in it. Hell, the first team I was on called itself "Team Anon." Wrote memes on their guns and shit. Kinda funny at the time, but the novelty wore off fast.

Apart from that there's just my normal circle of friends. They introduced me to 4chan (the bastards), so the odd meme is bound to bounce around.

I met a 4channer offline, some years ago.
He was kinda goth, full of piercings and stupid tatoos. His girlfriend (at least i think that she was her girlfriend) was a goddamn land whale, and she was HORRIBLE. I mean HORRIBLE. Pizza face to the max. She too was wearing piercing, leather and shit.
Basically, i was walking by when i hear this guy saying "Yeah, and you know what's the best part? If you browse /b/ on saturday... It's full of cats! I mean, cats! ahahahah"
And the other people where like "ahah this is hilarious"
Thank God i was just passing by

>>48450346
Fucking pervert. Well, at least you like Rocket Power.

pic related. mai waifu

>>48450780
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

>>48450819
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

>>48450819
>rocket power guro fan-fiction

>>48450855
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

>>48450880
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

HOW DO YOU GUYS PRONOUNCE /B/?
DO YOU SAY SLASH B? OR SLASH B SLASH?

>>48450900
>>48450880
>>48450855
>>48450819

>>48450917
I sincerely hope you're trolling.

>>48450951
no really dude, new fag here

>>48450917
Just "b." Pronouncing the slash makes you sound like a tool.

>>48450982
You just say the letter.

>>48450917
I PRONOUNCE IT V WITH NO GAMES

>>48450917
Just B

I heard this kid saying meme as "Mey-mey", i lol'ed and kept walking.

>>48451107

apparently it's supposed to be pronounced "meh-me" but I think that's stupid I've always pronounced it "meem-e"

man thats just weird, so how you say /a/?
just a?
i eman cmon....example: "hey did you see the thread on a last night? yea was cooler than b!"
I always said SLASH A and SLASH B ;_:

>>48451221
You've been saying it wrong then. Sorry, this is not up for discussion

>>48451107
O FCK!
i always said me-me.

>>48451221
Why would you say the slash...
>>48451184
I says meem

hi guise

how you guys pronouce 4 chan?
four cha-n?

>>48451364

>>48451372
Chan
Rhyming with Can or Ban or something

>>48451372
kill yourself

>>48451341
i got influenced by you guys kept typing /v/,/a/,/b/
all with slashes....so i assumed its called slash B

>>48451442
haha what a faggot

o and you look closely, quite a number of anons typed /v

>>48451364

I know people who act like "newfags" just to piss off people who feel superior for being on 4chan longer.

For me? I don't give a shit I browse /v/, and /tv/ argue here there and maybe troll a bit.

>>48451442
I guess I could understand hat

At uni I was being a nosy fuck and was staring at the laptop of the guy sitting in front of me.
>notice folder "4chan", get excited
Later on I ask him if he likes mudkipz
>"no"
rejected

VIDEO GAMES.

TAKE THIS SHIT TO /b/.

My little brother wasn't at his laptop. As I was walking past, I took a peek and saw his Firefox tabs.

>/b/ - Random

I was disappoint. But I think he's grown out of it.

My best friend is a 4channer, but we hardly talk about 4chan and only bring it up when there's was hilarious thread on /v/ or /r9k/.

I have another friend who is a near deity level tripfag on /a/ but we got into a fight last year so I hardly talk to him anymore.

I still remember when I went into HMV

And on one of the Laptops on display
It said

LUL /B/ FAGS

I didn't know what to think

A number of my friends browse 1d4chan, and we have a tendency to recite /tg/ memes if that counts.

I'm the only /v/irgin I know ;-;

>>48449383

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Made my fucking day. Go treat yourself to something nice tonight.

>>48451577
Mog, you are not funny in the slightest. Take your fucking trip off. Also, you are possibly the worst player of the week we've ever had.

I introduced all of my fail friends to /b/ and Gmod. Only like 2 of them actually aren't total newfags now. One of them prints out motivationals and takes them to his school and randomly shouts memes. Faggot.

As far as meeting other 4chandlers, I've met a couple, one jock guy and other various geeks.

>>48451846

>>48451846
>implying I was trying to be funny

Also it's faggot of the week

やめろもんくばっかりいうなよ

すごいおえええええ

>>48450771
>filled with cats
>cats
>A feline pair

WHAT MIRTH

>>48451925
>faggot of the week
Sure got that covered!

ぼくたちだけにしてくれよ

>>48452025
ばかおかま外人...

>>48452051
Wanna make out?

>>48452143
停める使用GOOGLE

I try to keep internet and IRL seperate. So I don't show my friends where I hang out. Sometimes they show me where they hang out and I browse there for awhile. But when they ask me what I do all day long I just say that I play games or just lurk around at random anime forums. That makes them uninterested.

>>48452025
Yep

every encounter i have with "4channers" are embarrassing.

Every single one of them spews out memes that don't even have anything to do with the current topic.

I can't believe I used to browse 4chan in class in high school publicly.

>>48452143
ばかはくじん...ははははははははははははははははははははははははははは
ははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははは
はははははは

>>48452143

使る使

>>48452242
えtちわそtち!ふにゃちん!!..ふふふへへ

>>48449661
I am so fucking tempted to put up her number but I dont want to get banned

なにこいつ!! >>48452242

>>48452385
やめて！このあいつ!

>>48452385
やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめ
て！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて
！やめて！やめて！やめて！やめて！

>>48452385
You won't. Thread's about to 404 anyway

>>48452385
DO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGTDO IT FGT

>>48452526
なに???なぜ?

>>48448247
Please stop constantly spamming and harassing www.ａ ｎ ｏ ｎ ｔ ａ ｌ ｋ.com. Thank you.

>>48452526
ま..まさか....

>Fail
>That reminds me of this demotivational

Worst part is, I know he strictly follows "ROOL 1 AND 2" and thinks it's his secret club.

>>48452210
>>48452210
>>48452210
>>48452210
>>48452210
>>48452210
>>48452210

THIS

The only people I will ever discuss 4chan with are my siblings, and even then only if there's actually something worth discussing like neat new vidya info or a story thread on /tg/ or something like that. As far as everyone else in the universe is concerned, I spend my free time "reading" and "studying"

AND I WOULD NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER FUCKING WAY

まさか..だみ!!!

>>48452719
clever girl
now bend over

>>48452617
FUCK YOU SPAMBOT! I'M STUNNING YOUR ASS BACK TO VIRUSVILLE!

THE JAPS HAVE INVADED /V/!
O NOES!

>>48452789

NO, GO AWAY PEDO

すべての女をレイプせよ！
Ain't I hardcore?! Writing evil stuff in japanese for the lulz.

>>48449848
>Katy Perry
>hot
lol euro

>>48448563

She's not cocktease, you're just too much of a pussy to fuck her, faggot.

op pic looks like a retarded foreshortening attempt (which makes sense given it was done by a retard).

I wish we could make every sensible person on 4chan say that they try to be as discreet as possible about being a "channer" so that all the children would think it's dark and edgy to not discuss 4chan in public.

that would be good.

actually all of geek friends know of 4chan, but only 1 really browses it.
When we talk there are some casual memes thrown around, but nothing too LOLCAT IS LONG LULZ.

also I got one of my friends a longcat keychain.

>>48452860
ばか..

>>48452860
ぶっころしてやる..!

>>48452979
けんかうてんのか?

>>48453251

Small 'tsu', chum.

>>48453121
きさまを殺す！

>>48453319
てめのしったことか!

>>48453319
なまいきいうんじゃないよ!

>>48452846
fapfapfapfapfap

>>48453189
おれは地獄のテッロリスト！　おれはきさまをレイプ！

>>48453638
はは...ばか外人しようとする使用漢字...くくくく

もう？は、すべてのですか？おんなぎらい...

ぶらくみん

>>48453778
きさまの命は終わりだ！

お前はもう死でいる

>>48453545
>>48453324

ふたりはどうして日本語で話していますか？
これは英語のウェブサイトですよ！

>>48454003
きみつまんね!
ばかいってんなよ

英語は、あなたはそれを話すのですか？

>>48454067
GOOGLE大量に使用する? はは

>>48454058
北斗百列拳！