>shitty thread

>shitty animations
>shitty lip syncing
>shitty ps3 movie

ps3hasnogaems

>gamekult

>>48438786

>shitty tripfag
>welcome to the filter

PRESS X TO 6/10

>>48438828

>>48438828
>implying there are some good tripfags
I like you.

YOU CAN'T HATE PS3 EXCLUSIVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

GO
TO
FUCKING
HELL
YOU
GOD
DAMN
PIECE
OF
SHIT
FUCK YOU

SACRE BLEEU
O MI EXCELLENCE!

MERDE MOVIE!

>>48438747
>QTEs for fucking everything

HERP DERP I DIDN'T PLAY THE FIRST GAME

>>48438857
A tripfag calling someone else asspained, i've gotta screencap this.

>>48438901
Go ahead.

>>48438797
What?

>>48438747

>>48438953
I lol'd

I liked it better when it was called Silent Hill Shattered Memories. You know when it had a decent story and good animations and voice acting.

>>48438747
6/10

GODAMMNIT JAYSON!

>>48438862
People always for get about me. I'm Bro-Tier Tripfag.

>>48438747
>QTEs for fucking everything
>QTE game
stopped reading there

>>48439054
who are you?

>>48438828
>shitty tripfag
Who? The only tripfag I see here is The Kreator !RaGeDGB7Xk

ITT: shit we already knew

>>48439170
Correct.

>>48439170
Ignore those huttburt ps3fags.

>>48439170
Cthulhu. Old God!
I'm an anti-anime-avatar trigfags and call them out on their attention whoring bullshit.
Also ocean threads. Always pop up and post the extra creepy shit that makes /v/ hate water levels.

HAHAHAHHA

>>48439247
Beautiful, just beautiful. Saved and will now be posted every chance I get.

>>48439316
Suddenly I feel I must buy this game.

>>48439314
Yawn. As if you bring anything new to the table.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>48439368
CONSOLE GRAPHICS

>>48439368
dem grafix

>>48439347
Sea monsters and parodies. Also, I don't make shit threads.

Who the fuck are gamekult? Reported for yet more xbro trolling/console wars bullshit.

>>48439316
>>48439368
keep em coming

>>48439314
>Ocean threads
same here, every one I see I dump my freaky deep sea folder.

NO REPLAYABILITY

SHITTY INTERACTIVE MOVIE

LINEAR STORY

>>48439401
That's yet to be seen.

You sure do make shit posts though.

ps2 graphics with bloom

>>48438747
>http://www.gamekult.com/tout/jeux/fiches/J000077616_test.html

You use gamekult as ameasuing stick? No seriously are you balls to the walls fucking mentally handicapped?

Not only do they give 90% of all games they play a 7 (even Halo 3), but they givegames like Warhammer 40.000 : Dawn of War II a 9/10, Fable II a 5/10.

Plus when you actually sit down and *read* their review you seriously star to wonder what te fuck is wrong with these frenchmen.

Sure is cliché in here. Might as well put a sign saying 'Welcome to the pimp's apartment'.

>>48439467

>i've never played fahrenheit

CHANGING DIAPERS - THE GAME

Lol console graphics and "gameplay"

To be honest xbros and sonybros. I wasn't exactly looking foward to this game. So.. I'm okay with this.

>>48439588
>implying Heavy Rain isn't a remake of Fahrenheit (which was awesome by the way) only that it's worse.

Dose armpits

>>48439662
oh christ, she looks like some horrible zombie

Sure are FF XIII-grade graphics in here

>>48439687
DEM TEXTURES

>>48439687
Dat bloom

>Press X to open door

We sure needed billions of R&D into the Cell BE processor, HD graphics and Blu-ray technology for that

>>48439687

sup leonardo di caprio

>>48439641

sure it was awesome, up until the fucking matrix shit.

also where was I implying "Heavy Rain isn't a remake of Fahrenheit"

reading comprehension you dumbass

>>48439687
needs moar bloom

>>48439687
It looks pretty good to me. GTA4 looked just like that and it got a lot of good marks for its graphics.

Oh look, this thread again

People sure are dedicated to prove how "bad" this game is, but what you're doing now is what kids do.
This equates to when you were little a girl asks if you want to be her boyfriend, but since you're afraid the other guys in your school would tease you, you treat her bad and call her names etc. instead so as not to "prove" that you wouldn't really like that.

I thought such behaviour was outgrown, but that was until I started to visit 4chan.

>consolekids complaining about graphics

commencing dump

>>48439903
>>48439875
haters gonna hate

LOL PS3FAGS THOUGHT THEIR CONSOLE WAS POWERFUL

Buy a computer you dumbshits.

>>48438747
But I suppose GamingXP's 92/100 score doesn't count, amirite?

>>48439687
MOAR BLOOM LESS COLOR!!!!

Should i be bothered about some paid advertising with a score number attached to it?

No.

Nice try though and who knows maybe one day we will have the seperate /360/ and /ps3/ boards we so deseratley crave for.

>>48439986
GamingXP?

No it doesn't.

>>48439871
>PC dumbfuckers goes on console thread because pc is dead

>>48439977
>Buy a computer you dumbshits.

I already have one, poorfag.

>>48439791

>press play to watch movie

>>48440002
Internet Tough Guy

>>48440009
>GamingXP?
>No it doesn't.

But gamekults does? Why?

>>48440001
>First person who has actual asian eyes turns out to be a creepy pedo

>>48440012
>pc is dead
>using a PC 2 internet

>>48440069
Because it's a kult bro, and XP sucked.

>>48440110
>implying pc gaming is not dead
>implying i don't have an IPad master race

>gamekult

The fuck is gamekult? I've never heard of this website.

was anyone actually expecting this to be a good game?

I really hope not.

>>48440168
>The fuck is gamekult? I've never heard of this website.

They're scores are not even allowed on Metacritic, that should tell you just how credible they are.

>>48439368

Oh good, I feel bad for my Sony friends.

>>48440165
>>48440192
>>48440225
Needs more murderous teddy bear rampage.

Anyone who praises this game for graphics or gameplay must be a troll. Both have been shown to be nothing but shit so far.

>>48440199
That's because gamekult doesn't earn money from developpers

>>48440199
>They're scores are

>>48439863

>implying anyone on /v/ has ever had a girl approach them with an intent to date at any time in their life

>>48440246
Oh you!

yawn

>>48440199
Are you serious? Then why the hell is everyone actually making it sound credible?

Sauce

>>48440246
>That's because gamekult doesn't earn money from developpers

Fucking lol'd, oh the irony. That's EXACTLY what they did once, hence why they're not allowed on metatritic.

Also devs don't have enough cash to pay off every reviewer on Metacritic, asshat.

>>48439368

Woooooooooow haven't seen texture like that since UT 99

>>48439528
Might be more relevant to know how they rate movies, given the situation.

It's not on Metacritic because Gamekult is a French website, in french language.

The sad part is that I just don't feel anything when I look at your sick pornography anon.

Maybe I should go into the army, you people have already broken me and I'm in shape, so bootcamp will be a cinch.

>>48440497
>It's not on Metacritic because Gamekult is a French website, in french language.

There are tons of foreign reviews, you fucking idiot. From spanish to swedish, check your facts for once in your life.

THE END

>>48440595

Sauce

Sauce or post mediafire for the whole thing you faggot.

>>48440595
OWNED

>>48440595

I'm fapping as fast as I'm reporting you. You son of a bitch.

I guess brushing your teeth isn't as exciting as we thought

Not sure if i should be fapping or crying.

>>48440595
That was the saddest ending to any doujin I've ever read. Usually the end is a light joke or a quick recap or the individual being abused becoming used to the situation or something. This is horrific. Makes me never want to rape children again.

>>48440595
BAD END?!

I'm sad now ;_;.

Only on 4chan could a thread go on without anyone even commenting on the loli rape doujin being posted until the very end, where they as for sauce.

>>48440677
>Usually the end is a light joke or a quick recap or the individual being abused becoming used to the situation or something.

Wow, you're new to doujins.

>>48440700
YOU MUST BE NEW

Fuck you Japan

>>48438797
>Asspained

>>48440595
wtf man...

It's just like shenmue.. and I loved shenmue.

>>48440677
No, you are horrific.

>Implying anyone with half a brain had high hopes for this 'game'

>>48440571
KORO-CHAN SPEAK TO HER YOU FAGGOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That said, this is smalltime compared to some of the rrrrrrage doujins out there. The cheating + bad end ones are the worst.

>>48440595

They gave Mass Effect 2 a 7/10, Bayonetta a 8/10 and Street Fighter 4 a 9/10. Just so you know.

>>48441017
fuckton of threads says otherwise

lol @ people thinking ps3 will ever have quality exclusives

i own almost every exclusive and DRAgon age origins is the best game on ps3

Heavy Rain is shit
MAG is boring and generic
FF XIII has awful design and no towns
Gran Turismo 5 isn't going to come out anytime soon

What now, PS3fags?

>>48441133
You're wrong.

>>48440595
Someone post the loli-rape h-manga that ends in the loli praying to god, and god killing all the rapists.

Maybe if i mix them together in my mind, I'll feel better...

;_;

>>48439588
because it sucks

>>48441048

God, this. That website doesn't know dick about video games. I mean here, they're reviewing a movie for gods sake.

>>48441158
Why not stop reading graphic depictions of child rape if you want to stop feeling uncomfortable?
Just a fucking suggestion.

>complain about everything
>still give the game a 6/10

>>48441231
troll

Never played this. Don't intent to.

But it's fucking hilarious how /v/ thinks that a single bad review justifies endless amounts of hate towards a game.

Grow up.

>>48441310
>implying Heavy Rain isn't just an interactive movie

>>48441319
>Don't intent to.
>Grow up

Yeah, you should grow up and buy a thesaurus.

>>48440595
I was kinda hoping they'd go for the magic teddy bear route or some shit

>>48441319
>single bad review
jeuxvideo.com gave HR a 15/20, which can be considered a bad review since most other sites gave it a 9/10, 90%, or shit like that

>>48441356
I will. When you people stop being hatefilled manchildren.

So... never.

>>48441319
lol you sound like you preordered it.

itt poorfags dig deep to try and talk shit about a superior console

>Post a review about a shitty PS3 'game' that's not even a game, IN FRENCH
>150 replies