'Attacking the mods would require passing through the Omega 404 relay. No Thread has ever returned from doing so.'Do YOU have the balls to pass through it?
>>48407777>7777
>>48407777We just need the IFF
why would you need to attack the mods? they are asleep for centuries now
>>48407777They say it's a suicide mission. I aim to prove them wrong. I'll need to assemble a team of the best.A TripfagA TrollAn Anon A niggerFight for the fags.
They came through the relay a couple days ago and took the cancer away from the /g/ colony.
>>48407860Remember, as we need to go through the Omega 404 Relay AS SOON AS the IFF is installed and the Tripfags have been kidnapped by the Mods and their Bot abominations.Otherwise, the Tripfags get melted down and turned into Bots or slave mods, or worse, they get poured into the giant FBI Agent they are building.
>>48407971But when they return, they shall wipe all sentient posters from the boards! We must form a team, /v/, we must form a team to go and stop them!
>>48408064Can you romance Anon?
>>48408184Yes. And the nigger.
>>48408184Only if you pick Femanon when you start the game.
>>48407971While the other mods hibernate, a single mod remains behind, hidden in the depths of the internets. This vanguard can lie in a dormant state for thousands of years, scanning 4chan periodically for signs that trolls have advanced sufficiently. At what point that advance is sufficient is unclear, but once the vanguard decides the time is right, the subsequent ban attack is devastating.
>>48408184Anon is the last to join your team actually.
As supereme overlord of /v/ i will pass thorugh the relay but i need a team who will come with me?
>>48408309>supereme
>>48408269
>>48408269oh SHIT it all makes sense now
I'm in.
>>48408068>took the cancer away from the /g/ colony.Hah. No. the animu crap is only a tiny chunk of the cancer on /g/. the other parts are helpdesk threads, dasktoop threads, newegg threads, the porn, the spam and the x vs y vs z trolling.take all that away and you're left with nothing.Only way to kill the cancer on /g/ is to just delete /g/
>>48408367how did that e get in there
>>48408271icwhatyoudidthar.jpg
>>48408309I will come with but if you wish to gain my loyalty then you must help with a personal issue. I'm dying. I just want to help my son.
>>48408271Naturally the best member is left to last.I'm leaving the tripfag in the dark somewhere. Doing loyalty mission and then never talking to him again.
>>48408401Yeah and you must help him reprogram the tripfags.
picture of the recent mod attack on /v/
christ, quads?is mass effect 2 any good?
>>48408450I will do it when i have the time but first we must build up more members.
>>48408460But he's one of the first to join your party! You meet him on /a/!
>>48408400But the animu cancer is what the janitors need to create a new reaper. With this animu reaper, it shall wipe out all of 4chan civilization.
Miranda herei'll go through the relay
>>48408271
>>48408672No. You'll go back in the kitchen.
>>48408717;_;What if i show you my breaststhen fuck you by the engine
Troll is my waifu.
ok guys, I think we are really FUCKED if we dont do something right now!
>>48408534Ok it will take time though set up the defences.
>>48408867>defences>c
I am a mod and this board is MINE.
stone cold stunner dlc only for 59.99 confirmed
We are legion. You cannot fathom our motives.
>>48409208I'll take 20
choose wisely
>>48409524fuck it, I'd rather get banned
My brethren, are you certain the mods are our only threat? The vile in that cesspool known as /b/ worries me.
>>48409693only a bunch of pirates and mercs, dont pay attention to them and try to avaid their territories
>>48409693We're working on a genophage to keep the /b/ threat to a minimum
>>48409813Genius, just genius. Who came up with the idea? They deserve a medal.
>>48408977Dont mock my spelling does our fate depend on spelling? NO! We need a good team that can help take down the mods once and for all or we are all doomed spelling has nothing to do with it at all!
>>48409693Dont worry me and my team will keep the /b/ cesspool down to a minimum but im going to need a tech specialist for the job who do you have that can handle such a job?
>>48410041You have my sword.
>>48410093I believe I may be of some assistance
>>48410163Forgot my picture.
>>48410340Yes, yes you will. Follow me to your lab area down here. If you need anything just talk to EDI our AI she will try her best to get it for you.
>>48410163How well can you calibrate our proxys we need to make sure they are in pristine condition for when we pass through this relay, we must be prepared for any bans they will throw at us.
You have my tenticles.NO ONE RIPS ME OFF AND LIVES
>>48410469you have a AI on board? are you insane? dont you remember the devastating spambot attacks on every part of 4chan?
I've compiled a list of possible contacts, good luck commander /v//co/ the vigilante/a/ the moe/r9k/ the pseudo intellectual/fit/ the strongman/k/ the survivalist/m/ the mechanist/tv/ the lost/tg/ the neckbeard/mu/ the hipster/o/ the driver/b/ the anonymous
>this thread
>>48410589Dont worry its controls are soley restricted to being able to communitcate with the crew and to arm our proxys during any attacks we may face.
>>48410557I can calibrate the proxys well enough, but I don't know how long they'll last. I don't know the kinda shit they'll be throwing at us.
The Helghan army is ready to assist you.Give us the coordinates for the 404 relay.HELGHAN WILL NOT FALL TO THE REAPERS.
>>48410584Good, nice to have you on the team you will be our battle co-ordiantor and and leader for when we commence the raid on the 404 relay. Follow me we will put you in to the cargo hold as it is the biggest area on the ship. If you need anyhting contact our ships AI.
Thanks for your request.It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.This thread has been requested 1 times now.
>>48410924Actually... since I'm a god I can just shrink myself down and chill in the fish tank in the Captain's room.Make sure Kelly feeds me.
>>48410867>>48410740Good you will be our backup. When we pass through the relay follow behind. You will get the rest of your instructions then for now follow me into the crews quarters you can get your men situated.
>>48411063That works as well and I will contact kelly and make sure she feeds you.
>>48410740Good we shal start our recruitment then.*intercom flicks on*EVERYONE GET TO THE CONFRENCE ROOM NOW!
>>48411064Splendid. Where on the ship can we hang our banners?
arnold shepard ready to cool off the reapers
>>48411166Reporting, Sir!
>>48411177Anywhere....Now then men we have a mission but before we can pass through that relay we must first gain some more members for our team....We will scour the chans for the best and only the best you will need to help me on this mission can i count on you?Heres a list of the people we need to find supplied by the hidden man/co/ the vigilante/a/ the moe/r9k/ the pseudo intellectual/fit/ the strongman/k/ the survivalist/m/ the mechanist/tv/ the lost/tg/ the neckbeard/mu/ the hipster/o/ the driver/b/ the anonymous
>>48410584It appears you have a spy in your ranks. I'll deal with him and join your cause.
Taking the fight to the Mods? Looking forward to the action.
Lets do this
>>48411063Another one claiming to be me? Shepard, you need better security.
>>48408064I would be happy to be your troll
>>48411315YOU DARE ASSUME MY FORM?I WILL SMEAR THE WALLS WITH YOU HERETIC!
>>48411312Sir, I think I might be able to get the tripfag Billy Corgan from /mu/ to join our ranks
>>48411449Good, bring him here we will need all the men we can get for this mission.
>>48411312you proved that you have the guts to pass through the Omega 404 relay, godspeed Supreme Shep
>>48410867>REAPERS
>>48411426How dare you impersonate an old god.Your suffering will be slow and great.Then we can get back to taking the fight to the Mods.
>>48411529Would you like to join our cause? We could always use another man on the team.
you have my axe!
>>48411540Sorry, mods. My filtration system has been on the fritz ever since I had that mystery drink.Say... why do the Asari wear metal helmets all the time?
Do your crew members get killed if you wait to go thru the relay in ME2? I wanna get my team loyal, but I dont want Chakwas to die ;_;
>>48411512Fuck! That dirty bitch Corgan thinks I'm insane! He's not gonna come.
Silly shepard, everyone knows the mods aren't real.
>>48410740>/m/ the mechanistthis is all we need
>>48411312I'm your /k/, but you need to do my loyalty mission.I got hung over and lost my baby, Carlos. Help me out Shepard.
>>48411671Hey Commander it's me your old buddy Garrett from the old days! Remember when we defeated Anontalk and the Grey Boxes?
Men, I have found another man we can add to our ranks through obtaining him will pit us through the darkest fears we have ever faced. *shows picture*This is our man, he is located in the most vacant part of the galaxy. Its pure silence there and no one has been there in over 500 years. Though men I think through our combined strength we can recruit such an ally.
>>48411671Im not a very good fighter, but I did lead the team that discovered the Omega 404 relay. I am very good at gaining informations
QUICK, /v/LOAD UP MSPAINTDO YOUR PARTCONSTRUCT OUR SHIP WE MUST BE AT FULL STRENGTH FOR THE MOD ATTACK
looks like youre gonna need some sort of science guy to repel the collectors bugs
>>48411911Right. Head to /sci/ and put out a search.
>>48411741is dat sum zach galifianakis?
>>48411896sorry that ship got killedcant save it
>>48411911Yes we will, if you would follow me i have your lab preped and ready. You will be sharing the room with our field medic I think you will like him you are both men of science. If you need anything contact our AI.
>>48411849I know this one. I... created him after a drunken trip to some Prothean ruins.We will need lots of skin. Lots.
>>48411849I have failed you by being unable to gain /mu/s aid. I must redeem myself by helping you recruit this man. Or whatever it is...
>>48411896here we go
I'm picking a class right now. How good is the Banguard?
>>48412131Not bad but CP Infiltrator is undeniably the best.
warrior of /v/ is ready
>>48412131i prefer the infiltroller
Oh and /v/, try not to destroy the Mod's base, we may be able to use their technology against them.
>>48410924>>Good, nice to have you on the team you will be our battle co-ordiantor and and leader for when we commence the raid on the 404 relay. Follow me we will put you in to the cargo hold as it is the biggest area on the ship. If you need anyhting contact our ships AI.I don't know commander. That guy is real slick, and smooth with the words, and talkie bits.He might betray us...
>>48412245The loldier is obviously the best.
We've made a pitstop at the citidel im going to see if i can get a audiance with the council. Mabye theu will finally be able to help realize this isnt some spammer attack and is really a mod threat we are facing here.
>>48412131the banguards direct charge against mods is devastating, but leaves you unprotected to their following attacksbetter choose a class with a proxy shield
You'll never get the admins support Commander. The mods are obviously a myth made up by trolls. A convenient lie to distract us from the obvious threat of the bots.
>>48412271These mod's threaten to destroy what i was entitled to destroy. I will not have my destiny taken from me!
>>48412348*smacks anon*Dont you EVER doubt me son!I fought them back in the great mod threat of 07 and im going to do it again. I DIED for your saftey and was brought back by the herburus. The mods are as real as they get.
>>48412278what about the enginhurr
>>48412348does this mean we'll get a bot squadmate called Spammer who teaches us not all the bots are out to crash us?
...
Spamintroll > all
>>48412572Yes because bots do not crash us....i mean bots do not intentonally crash us.
>>48412578You look like you can do some damage whats your name son?
loldier reporting in with additional skill
>>48411974Willie Apiata, NZSAS.
SpamgineerBanguardInfiltroller
>>48412679...
>>48412500Shepard, Anon is one of my top agents. You'd be wise to show him and Herberus a little more respect after all we've done for you.
>>48412679He's Isaac, sir. I've heard about him. Hes a crazy motherfucker. Perfect for the operation.
>>48412743Bawwwwdept
'You Anons are to fragile to fight against us, I will show you true power by destroying this thread in a couple of minutes.'
>>48412629>my face
>>48412743soldurranondeptsentilol
>>48412766*tosses isaac a gun*Here take this you're going to need it. When we go in we're goin in strong.Isaac, this is a dangerous mission if you have any family members you would like to speak to for the final time before we go, now is the time.
>>48412776That's right Shepard. I was the Director of the Lulzurus Project. I spent two years of my life rebuilding you.
>>48412826...*fires contact beam*
Shepard, your worrying about these so called "mods" is pointless.The bots are the only threat out there. Don't forget they attacked /hc/ prime.
>>48412743also the SentinLOL
>>48412826SHIT, MEN WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME!GET TO YOUR STATIONS WE ARE GOING THROUGH THE 404 RELAY NOW!
Time to kick some ass.
>>48413007HUZAH!
Our ship is ready we are moving out!
>>48413052Hey, get out of here. I'm the ass-kisser here.
>>48412999Your methods served you well in Trollverse Commander but Ilols requires a deft touch.
