musttt..... channel..... rage....

Trying hard not to laugh.

>>48286643
>LOL IM SO RAGING RIGHT NOW AM I COOL?

Oh my fucking god.... if it was 1942 and I was a Nazi.....

Scientists are working around the clock to decipher this mysterious message sent from deep within the Earth's crust

>>48286543
Hi, Kirby-chan! Let me be the first to welcome you to our wonderful forum! :D

Sure is fags not recognizing ancient pasta around here.

>>48286707

>LOL I'M SO USING GREEN TEXT RIGHT NOW AM I COOL?
>faggot

>this thread

>UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH DUKE NUKEM CAUSE MASTER CHIEF-SAMA LOVES ME
>DUKE NUKEM
>DOUK

Marathon man is the only man for me.

Stale as hell pasta. Oh my god, it has mold on it. I'm fucking dying now.

Pic completely unrelated.

>>48286543
That's good to know. Halo 3 is my favorite game.

I didnt rage. I lol'd. So, so fucking hard. Still am as a matter of fact.

Obvious troll is obvious, but I must admit I laughed. Good post.

>>48286794
trying hard not to burst out laughing in the library

>>48286543
Kirby-chan, ignore all the hate in this thread. It's how we all say "Hello"! I hope you have a great time here! ^o^

>>48286841
>brian peppers.jpg

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>>48286796
All hail this forum

>>48286794

>>48286543

>>48286543
You should really tone down on your emots. They're making me dizzy! >_>

I'm laughing my ass off just because it's about 90% accurate of my rendition of the (then unreleased) Halo Legends anime.

try reading that aloud to yourself without going insane

>>48287070
>>_>
die in a fire

>>48286794

>>48286543
>>48286796
>>48286970
>>48287070
Same person. 0/10

This still makes me laugh, it's sad.

adding some new spice made this pasta a bit tastier

>>48286794
I lold

If ANYONE rages at this, the easy mode of trolling, you're in the right place.

I laughed though.

>MASTER CHIEF-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, waiter, this pasta is extremely stale! Like, two years stale!

the douk is halo

ONORE MASTER CHEIF

Err wtf man

what the shit

I wish sage actually did something sometimes. It's obvious what's going on here.

The fuck am I looking at?

WEABOO CUNTS!

fucking weeaboos

i dunno about you guys but i love this pasta.

>>48286543

PUTANG INA

anyone trolled by this should be ashamed.

>bizillions of replies
>not saging

>>48286543

>>48286543

Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

>>48286543
Heh, new flavour of my old pasta? Well I'll be.

I... can't...
I must not....
...viral marketing.

And now the original.

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>48289218

And the really sad thing here is I've met people online who talk like this. I've spent the last ten years eating shit noodles and drinking cheap beer trying to forget them.

>>48289361
But Gillian, you're too busy chasing after The Snatchers to be socialising. Right?

ITS A SHAME THAT YOU ARE BEHIND THAT FUCKING COMPUTER SCREENS IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT WRITING THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU MOST NOT OF BEEN LOVED ENOUGH OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PICKED ON IN SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DUMB FUCK TARD BITCHES, HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR OWN EMAIL WITH YOUR REAL FUCKING NAMES IN IT, YES I SAID IT. YOU ALL ARE NOTHING BUT FUCKING PUSSIES, I ALWAYS WIN MOTHER FUCKERS, I GIVES NO FUCK. HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SUCK A FUCKING COW'S ASS BECAUSE YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT SO EAT WHAT YOU ARE, SHIT! I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING ANYMORE. FUCK WITH ME AND YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH BUTTHURT, WAI WAI DESU MOTHERFUCKERS, LIKE I SAID I'LL PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAMES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING TARTLET YOUR SELF, BE A FUCKING MAN/WOMAN/ALIEN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE. WHO SAID IT WAS JUST ONE PERSON DOING THIS EITHER. MAYBE YOU HAVE BECOME TO SMART TO REALIZE YOUR DUMB AS MOOSE SHIT IN WHICH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS. I LIKE PLAYING YOU SICK GAME BUT SADLY SOON I WILL HAVE TO PUT IT TO A FUCKING END ^W^ KISS KISS WAI WAI DESU

>>48289631

>>48289599

I've got time to socialise, if by socialise you mean take extended business trips to see Katrina.

>>48289631
he mad

>>48289631

See this brave man? See this brave man's email address? Me neither.

>>48289811
But Gillian... Revolver Ocelot.

>>48289981
EAT MY SHIT FAGGOT

>>48289631
>threatening someone over the internet.

>>48290103

What about him? I'm sure he'll still be there once I've been to, er, fix Katrina's shower.

>>48290157

Woowoowoowoo

Internet tough guy alert.

>>48290157
asspained little girl

/v/. /v/ never changes...
The end of the 4chan occurred pretty much as we have predicted.
Too many trolls, not enough pics or discussions to go around.
The details are trivial and pointless. The reasons... as always, purely stupid ones.
The 4chan was nearly wiped clean of life; a "Great Cleansing".
An furry spark created by /b/tard hands, quickly raged out of control.
Spears of nuclear sage rained from the skies.
Imageboards were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans of piss.
Anonymous was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming a part of background faggotry that blanketed the 4chan.
A quiet darkness fell across the internets, lasting many years...

>>48290403
>>48290406
HAHA FUCK YOU ALL ONCE I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE ILL COME AND KICK UR ASS FAGGOTS. NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE ARE YOU?! WELL YOU SHOULD BECAUSE ITS NOT POSSIBLE ANYMORE WHEN I RENOVATE YOUR FACE.

>>48289631

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /v/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /v/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>48290683
HAHA ENJOY YOURE ME ILL ALWAYS WILL BE HERE.

i smirked.

This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to 4chan today. Right. 4chan. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a decent thread. So I looked around a bit, and I found a thread that said "you should be able to solve this". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Way back in the day you wouldn't even think of going to /v/, but if it's fagged up, you all flock in here? It's just turned gay! FUCKING GAY! And you're bringing the gaia kids too. Look at that, a Gaia Guild going to /v/. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! xXSephirothXx's going to post Lucky Star!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

/v/ should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across the internet, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just handing out PROMOTIONS. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Gaiafags and underage B& should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a thread, but then the anon before me posts PS3 HAS NO GAEMS. So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck posts that these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking sit around all day ban evading? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "moot agreed, don't bother him".

Now, take it from the /v/ veteran. The latest thing among the anon pros is this: a sage script. That's the ticket. A large thread with hot characters, and manly tears. This is what someone who knows his shit posts. They put in more sage, and less fail. A large thread with the raw hate, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep posting this, there's a risk a mod might ban you. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for newfags.

And you, well, you should really just gtfo.

>>48290666

Well, how about it, son. You ever come down to Glasgow, you come down the pub and say hello.

>>48291005
lol mad duck is a mad duck

>>48289631
>YOUR DUMB AS MOOSE SHIT IN WHICH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS
That was the single most retarded thing I have read on /v/