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!xOAkl5HUV2 02/01/10(Mon)16:10 No. 48286614 File1265058641.jpg -(31 KB, 112x107, 57.jpg ) This game is shit, plain and simple. Oh,
let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big
world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing
is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on
one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for
a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It
let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire
fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay. There are some
interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer
Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2
levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them,
FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or
have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute
perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself. Mario 3 may have
been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece
of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of
punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are
just fun to play.