>You're
"Yer", faggot.

And why the fuck did i lol?

hahaha

Ddon't read this in my voice, Harry

You're in /v/, Harry

>implying that's not Gimli

and a damn good 'un at that

>Harry
>H

Why does everyone remember this quote?
I've never even seen Harry Potter and I know this quote.

video games

>>48084381

Why hello there Harry. I have come to deliver the news that you are indeed a wizard or a "Sorcerer".

next harry potter game should be a sandbox game where you explore the gritty underbelly of the wizarding world such as knockturn alley and whatever creepy place

>>48084381
>Hagrid
>pronouncing the "h" in "Harry
Fail.

>>48084501

Probably the fact that the quote was played every 5 minutes in commercials when the movie was coming out.

>>48084540

>he still says fail

no reaction image

>Yer a wizard 'Arry

yer a wizard airy

Yeh got yer father's eyes

The sad thing is, this is one of the best threads on /v/ right now.

Y'all niggas dont know how to do a scottish impersonation

I got a little sumthin here for ya arry, 'fraid i might have sat on it at some point

I like that movie and all, but sadly it isn't a video game.

>>48084713

Harry potter actually has many games, dumb tripfag. Move along.

>>48084745

SHIT, am i being trolled? Tripfag? Really? FUCK.

In 'artford, 'arriford, an' 'ampshire, 'arricanes 'ardly ever 'appen.

You're a hero boy.

god who knew /v/ was full of fags

EA has fucked up the games so bad.. huge amazing castle to explore, nothing to do.

>>48084832
>god
I realize this is a Harry Potter thread, but let's not just pull out ANY old, random, imaginary creature.

>>48084691
Implying I need to do an impression to sound Scottish.

with power comes great responsibility harry

I actually liked the games tbh for a liner adventure game aimed at kids they're fun.

>>48084931

>no green text

youre da shiznit horry

Who knew Dumbledore stole Grindelwad's chocolate? Suddenly all those sessions alone with Harry in his office sound naughty.

>>48085022
Fuck yer green text, I want some blue text for the Gers!

>>48085049
Well, he WAS a faggot.

in harry potter land

there are no chavs

dumbledore is dead harry so is voldymat

>>48085147
>Dudley Dursley
>Crab and Goyle
>Most of Slytherin

You're a wizard, Harry.

>>48085049
Did anyone else not have a problem with Dumbledore being gay?

>>48085269
probably his parents did

>>48085269
I never really imagined him having much sex anyway.

That one waitress in the beginning of the last movie was smoking, I hope they bring her back for something

>>48085355

Harry was gonna hit it for sure.

>>48085355

who?

>>48085269

>Dumbledore
>gay

>>48085447
You mean you didn't know?

>>48085481
Harry was gonna hit it for sure.

>>48085447
HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S GASY

>>48085355
>>48085423
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2917590/

she's not D:

>>48085423

The black girl who was hitting on harry, or vise versa at the beginning of the half blood prince when he was in the train station.

>>48085269
If anything, it sounded like Rowling made him gay just for the shock factor.
I don't like it when characters are given a sexual orientation just to be EDGY.

>>48085656
she did it to copy Gandalf who is portrayed by a gay actor

The Chamber of Secrets was the best film.
And the best game.

Yer now rememberin th' Basilisk boss battle song

In a distant and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part... See... Great A'Tuin the turtle comes, swimming slowly through the interstellar gulf, hydrogen frost on his ponderous limbs, his huge and ancient shell pocked With meteor craters. Through sea-sized eyes that are crusted with rheum and asteroid dust He stares fixedly at the Destination. In a brain bigger than a city, with geological Slowness, He thinks only of the Weight. Most of the weight is of course accounted for by Berilia, Tubul, Great T'Phon and Jerakeen, the four giant elephants upon whose broad and startanned shoulders the disc of the World rests, garlanded by the long waterfall at its vast circumference and domed by the baby-blue vault of Heaven.

>>48085805

Guards guards >Colour of magic

Dumbledore versus Gandalf the White,

who wins?

>>48086000

Snape.

>>48086000
If gandalf can't pull his "my time is not over yet" shit and actually dies then Dumbledore. Though he'd never kill him.

>>48086000
Gandalf the White is an avatar of the gods.
Dumbledore is a mortal man.

Have fun.

>>48085805

FUCK YEAH DISCWORLD

>>48085656
It tied into the story, though. Vaguely, but it did.

And he was always a little gay.

>>48086135

gandalf never casted any spells

some wizard he is

oh that's cool I-

>Wizard

I want a reroll

>>48086147
Ok, but just going from his role in Lord of the Rings? Gandalf never does a damn thing, ever. He uses magic like once or twice in LOTR, and just fights with a sword for the rest of it. Dumbledore magics shit up like a mother fucker.

Why did Voldemort go to the extent of enchanting the trophy, and not just some random item in Harrys possession in Goblet of Fire?

Rowling seems to have the most retarded plots. And her system of magic is fucking thoughtless.

I still enjoyed the books

>>48086000
Dumbledore would win.

How much magic did Gandalf ever really do? Some fireworks, a little bit during his dragon fight, a little more back and forth in the tower with Saruman and then he shot light out of his staff in the final movie. That's it.

Dumbledore did some crazy shit over the years. The fire dragon in 'Half Blood Prince' alone would be enough to smolder Gandalf.

>>48086294
>implying that Gandalf didn't kill a Balrog with a fucking sword one on one

ITT: my fictional gay wizard is better than your fictional gay wizard

>>48086294
So you're saying Gandalf made it through everything without even using magic?

He fought a fucking Balrog.

Now that's hardcore.

>>48086256
Because he doesn't have access to any of these possessions, and since he had Barty Crouch Jr. impersonate Alastor, the plan worked wonderfully. And also, he was a weak magic fetus by that time, and no other Death Eater would dare enter the school with Dumbledore there and all.

>>48086360

>>48086359
Sure. But would he ever get close to Dumbledore with said sword? I think not. If it was Dumbledore fighting it, he wouldnt even had killed it. He woulda been so pro he could tame the motherfucker and give it to Hagrid. Yer a wizerd 'arry

>>48086360
well he is

You would all willingly go gay if you could be a wizard like dumbledore, admit it.

>>48086470
Why not have Barty apparate him?

Or better yet, just fucking kill him.

>>48086359
Dumbledore would have just magic'd it to death without giving it a second thought. Gandalf never even tried magic. He was just like "Wizard is for sword lol"

>>48086000
ends in gay wizard sex.

Well at least I'm not a hideous fucker.

people are actually arguing that Dumbledore would beat GANDALF!? and they're not joking!?

only daytime /v/. god damn I hate being snowed in.

>>48086543
Voldemort wanted to be the one to kill Harry. Plus, he needed his blood to be reborn.

>>48086554
>implying it wasn't badass and that Gandalf isn't twice the man that Dumbledore is

Gandalf came back from the dead, Dumbledore died like a bitch

Gandalf doesn't need none of this caster bullshit to get a job done

>gay wizards
>swords
>wands

sure is freud in here

>>48086686
It's just retarded. It could have been handled so much better.

And I hate how every god damn character in the book is retardedly stupid and emo.

>>48086690
>Dumbledore died like a bitch
>He didn't read the last book

>>48086690
>implying Dumbledore didn't pull a "JUST AS PLANNED" on everyone including Harry.

>>48086543
You can't apparate within school grounds, only Dumbledore can. So, he couldn't just come out of nowhere and LOL STAB or Avada Kedabra him.

>>48086690
I'm sorry that Gandalf only survived through plot device

>>48086779
>emo

lol

>>48086543
You can't apparate in the grouns of Hogwarts the only exception s when 5th year students are studying/being tested on it in the great hall and only in there from inside can you do it.

That's why drako had to use the 2 way chest thing in the room of lost stuff to get the death eaters in.

Voldy didn't want anyone else to kill Potter it HAD to be him. He's a theatrical bad guy who likes the show of things hence why his minions all have his mark and he makes them wear robes/masks etc

>>48086825
Why did the port key work then?

>>48086727
freud was a fucking hack

http://www.illegal-art.org/video/wizard.html
Wizard People Dear Reader is the only good Harry Potter movie.

>>8086941
>freud was a fucking hack

>>48086886
Because that's not apparition.

>>48086256
Voldemort is so caught up in himself, he does insane and ridiculous things, because he considers himself a God.

If he were smart, he would have put one of his soul-hiding places up in space. Don't tell me there's no way he couldn't use a magical rocket or just teleport it up there. Or hell, if things get bad, just use a Muggle Rocket.

That's all it would take to make him completely invincible. True, their might be a chance that it'd fly into a star or some shit, but those are better chances than him leaving them all over fucking Europe. You'd think he could at least put them over the globe, or in a trench in the sea

But I suppose that's the point. He's got all this talent and wisdom, but he's too busy sucking his own cock, it's his downfall.

>>48086886
that was off the grounds I suppose.

>>48086886
it's not the same as apparating jut like using the floo network isn't the same.

>this entire thread

>>48087019
>Implying he would use anything made by lolmuggles.

>too busy sucking his own cock
wat

>>48086999
>>48087077
Then why the hell didn't Barty just put a god damn port key in Harry's pocket.

>>48087019
And that is exactly the things that make me pissed. Why are there never any intelligent villains?

>>48087019
The reasoning behind hiding the Crux' in places reachable by "anyone", is that he sometimes felt the need to check on them himself. To make sure they were safe. I would think since he put his soul into things he felt strongly toward, he would also want to see them once in a while for lolnostalgia.

Wasn't /lit/ created to get these kinds of topics out of other boards?

>>48087451

/lit/ is full of fags bawwing over JD Salinger's death

>>48087356
Yeah, and then cause suspicion all around the school, and cause a commotion? No.

DUMBLEDOOR
IS
A
FUDGE
PACKER

>>48086973
What the fuck did I just watch

>>48087639
Melons.

>>48087558
Oh, like how Harry didn't cause a commotion when he disappeared in the maze.

Right.

>>48087451
There's been a few threads over about the series of boosk I'm reading just now i'm not wanting to read any lol spoilers so I'm staying away from there.

>>48087356
You'd run the risk of Harry just disappearing in front of everyone the second that happened there would be dumbledore instantly after him, no doubt there are ways to trace a port key but the maze in the triwizard tournament was the perfect cover no one would know what was really going on in there and it would seem to the others participatin like it's another trial.

>>48087688
He didn't. No one knew he disappeared until he reappeared. He wasn't meant to reappear.

>You're a wizard harry
>107 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I guess I shouldn't have expected much out of Weekend /v/.

>>48087560
Hey, now... just because Dumbledore is gay doesn't mean he has sex with men.

Kinda like how /v/ could be straight, yet doesn't have sex with women.

>>48087818

video games.

>>48087771
The actual disappearance would still cause a commotion.

There is no difference, only that the pocket option would be sure to hit harry, and not some random participant of the tournament. Like Cedric.

>>48087757
Just set the port key to teleport in the middle of the night.

A WIZARD COMES OUT PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO

By God, you're right! We need to switch the discussion to DA VIDYA and quick!

>>48087998
How would disappearing in the middle of a maze where no one can see you and everyone knows you are lost in be the same as disappearing in front of many students?
Oh that's right. They aren't.

>>48087998
I'm pretty sure portkeys make a loud crashing or cracking sound when used. Harry sleeps in a dorm room with a number of other people it would have been heard.

>>48088102
Piece of shit cant believe I actually played that game. Hell at least it was free

>>48088098

so basically

being a wizard is a euphemism for gay?

Yer a wizard 'Arry

>>48087998
Like normal people, Harry often empties his pockets before retiring for the night.

>>48087998
Last I heard, prortkeys are set with a teleport spell, and it's not time-delayed.

Yer a 'airy wizard!

>>48088277
Nope read hte start of the 4th book when they're going to the world cup they have to wait for the port key to be activated before it works.

Wizard? What about those fucking PLANESWALKERS?

>>48088152
>>48088155
Ok. Right, I was probably wrong in my though process there.

But let's say he has the port key in his pocket, and it was set to teleport him when he was in the maze? It would still be a better option.

The fact that they make Harry a FOURTH participant of the tournament, help him through the whole thing, just to have the trophy in the end take him to Voldemort is... fucking retarded.

There HAS to be a better way of doing it. Seriously. Being the fourth participant in the tournament should make Dumbledore wary, which you really don't want.

>>48088425
Magic thread? Again?

>>48088400
Yeah, I checked and yes. But still, Harry disappearing isn't something that Dumbledore will take lightly. And the way they did it was more smooth than just simply taking him outright at some point. They could've also intercepted him before he got to the castle, or while sleeping in the Burrow, but that wouldn't make a good book.

>>48088453
I agree that they went through too much trouble to get Harry out there and touch the portkey. And they there are other faster ways it could have been done. I always thought maybe Voldemort wanted to test Harry or something. Maybe see if the Tri-Wizard tournament would kill him, or something. Maybe the fact that Harry won the tournament made Voldemort feel even stronger that he would have defeated him. Or maybe he needed to know if the blood he had taken from Harry was strong enough to win the cup. I have no idea.

>>48088756
The Burrow cannot be detected by people who do not know it's location.

>>48088453
You have to physically hold it in your hands, been a while but I'm pretty sure that at least one of them had to take of their gloves to touch the old boot.

Dumbledore was wary but not because he suspected Vold was up to anything but because he thought Harry was messing around at first like the shit ton of other underage puples trying to get in on the tournament.
There would be other options but they wouldn't be bing and theatrical enough for Vold to like, he could alway have just stabbed Harry or Avakadvra'd instantly in the graveyard but instead he duels Harry to show that he is superiour to show that Harry is nothing and that it was a bit of luck that his mothers sacrifice saved hm.

>>48088888
If they wanted to test him, why did they help with everything?

>>48088966
I'm pretty sure the Burrow was attacked by death eaters once.

Someone needs to change this thread into a wRPG old school discussion and fast! Do it!
Planescape > Fallout 1 > Baldurs Gait 2

By the time Voldemort formulated his plan, it would have taken a year to set up the cauldron/ingredients/potion.

Argument over.

>>48084381

Fuck you, I'm physically not able to say the word wizard if it isn't followed by Harry.

>>48089022
>You have to physically hold it in your hands
Let's say it was a ring he was told to wear.

>he thought Harry was messing around
Didn't ASK him if he put his name in the cup? And the magics involved were too advanced for students to bypass.

>>48089156
He had about 15 years running around as a disembodied spirit.

>>48089081
They helped him so he could win the Cup, and their plan would be a success.

>>48089324
>Didn't Dumbledor ASK
derp

>>48089081
Actually, Harry had help from;
Hagrid/Ron with the dragon.
Cedric/Neville with the lake.
He only had help from Barty (as Moody) during maze, in which all he did was point in one direction.

As for the Burrow being attacked, that was added in the movie, and did not take place in the book. I wonder how they will explain it in the next two movies.

>>48089700
fuck the burrow being attacked, how are they going to explain no wedding, dobby hasnt been in the fucking movies since 2 when he played some important parts in the others. it hasnt explained that kreacher and the house is his. the movies just completely fucked over the storyline for gay ass love scenes. im not even going to bother with the last ones.

>>48089700
Barty told Cedric about the dragon egg, so he helped him more than once. And I wish they would've put the sphynx in the movie. I was really waiting for that.

>>48089700
Barty told Cedric to go to the bathroom with the egg.
I'm pretty sure he had something to do with the dragons too, but I can't remember.

He also hexed Krum to take out the other participants in the maze.

>>48089882
I'm thinking that 7, being the last two movies, will include everything, a la MGS4. And poor Dobby, when he makes a reappearance, he dies.

>>48089882
I'm sure they will rebuild the house for the Deathly Hallows movies. There is too much important stuff going on there to ignore. Hell, the Burrow looked like it was built from random parts before it was burnt to bits, whose to say they can't slap together another one. The only part that wouldn't make sense, is the location and that the Death Eaters would now know of where it is.

Harry Potter is to wizards what Twilight is to vampires.

>>48090154
No. Don't go there.

>>48089882
You forgot no fucking dumbledore funeral by the lake. WHAT THE FUCK! That rather annoyed me.

>>48090257
Yes, that shit needs to be in the 7th, since that's where they'll get the Elder Wand from and all.

>>48090154
Except Harry Potter books are better written and have no lol shiny vampires.

>>48090291
>better written
Slightly.

>>48089931
>>48089982
If you put it that way, Voldemort was helping Cedric. He didn't know for sure that he would tell Harry what to do with the egg. A smart person would focus on winning and not helping his competition. And hexing Krum would make the maze more difficult for Harry.
Sounds more and more like the tournament was supposed to be a test of might and wits for Harry to overcome.

>>48090358
They knew Cedrics personality. He would tell Harry.

And Krum would not touch Harry in the maze, only the others.