mass effect 2

>>47775776
Maybe they are playing it.

Wii games are so crappy that people won't even play em for free

>>47775884
>Implying /v/ plays games.

>>47775974
>No More Heroes
>Crappy
Shut your whore mouth.

>>47775776
Everyone has already played it.
Everyone has already forgotten about it.

Next, please.

>>47775999
that's the thing, they're playing instead of posting on /v/.

I'm picking it up from Gamestop today along with Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

But I'm playing it right now.

>>47775776

Fuck year wagglan weeaboo shit, I totally don't get why no one is talking about it either.

I can't believe the hate in the thread considering how much cock was sucked for the first one.

>>47776255

>Implying No More Heroes uses motion controls

It was meh. Play it, beat it, move on.

>>47776255

im playing with classic controller~

>>47776337
It does use motion controls. Just enough to annoy the user but provide no benefit, just like nearly every other Wii game.

I HAVEN'T PURCHASED IT YET, OP JEEZ

>>47776451
>purchase
>wii game

best be trolling nigger

I was watching a stream of this last night. The 8-bit minigames are cool, but apart from that, some parts of the game feel a bit rehashed.

It still tries way too hard to be 'huurrrr we're breakan the 4th wall and being all post-modern and ironic and cool', though.

Just got it yesterday, and I'm happy so far. From what I can tell, they've really improved on everything from NMH1. No shitty overworld. Boring jobs are replaced with nostalgia-tastic NES game clones. You no longer have to grind for entry fees; all cash goes towards buying upgrades and clothes, meaning earning cash is totally optional. Gameplay is fun, and the enemies are (imo) more challenging than the first game's mooks.

I'm currently at the Resident Evil 4 level. The boss fight is against this fat-jason voorhees looking motherfucker. Maybe I'm just rusty, but he's pretty damn hard compared to the other guys I've fought.

just got back from buy this and TvsC gonna play them in a moment

>>47776394
>>47776255

You do realize you can play this game with the classic controller, right?

>>47776722
>Resident Evil 4 level

wat

anyone got a link to the iso? I can`t download at bitgamer or anything like that, though :(

Is the wiggling more annoying than the first? I enjoyed the very occasional wiggling that was on the first, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You bare had to do more than move your wrist to the side every once in a while, Jesus Christ.

>>47776476

Me and all my friends purchased NMH2.

Supportan Suda feels good man!

>>47776722

Wait until you get to fight the japanese guy who summons a dragon outta his sword later on. Guy playing on the stream I was watching failed 3 times to beat him. He's fucking tough.

>>47776888

The "waggle" is not annoying at all to me. Then again I'm not some jaded OMG WII WAGGLAN CASUAL KIDDY ect yelling drone.

In fact I like it over the classic controller controls.

>>47776840
Yeah, the level is a spoof of RE4. It takes place in a gloomy forested village. There's a graveyard and a church at the top of a hill, overlooking a lake. Lots of mooks with axes and chainsaws. You have to dodge boulders during one part. You enter an abandoned shake for the boss fight too.

>>47776900
this.
i think he was the hardest boss in the whole game.

>>47776889
I wanted to buy this game, but I'm fucking broke right now. I gave in and downloaded it 2 days ago when someone posted a link. ;_;

Well, at least I bought the first NMH, as well as most of my games.

>>47776900
>>47777008
I shudder just thinking about it.

BTW, is Heavenly Star in this game at all? I went to Naomi's place and the clothing store, and neither played that delightful japanese song.

>>47777008

Fuck no. Batt Jr., form 3 warping around like a motherfucker, and if you're not careful he punches you out the goddamn window.

>Travis get's a mysterious box
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX?! JUST TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!
>open box
>receive severed head

I'm enjoying the game. The gameplay hasn't improved that much, but it's fucking entertaining.

Also, MOEY

>>47777008

the two destroymen fight was hard as well.

You're playing as Shinobu, you're in a warehouse, one destroyman fights you on the ground, the other stays on the warehouse's upper level and trolls you with laser beams and giant balls of electricity.

Plus they can both revive each other should one of them die. It's tough.

>>47777150
really? because i managed to dodge everytime, and stayed away from the windows. form 4 was a bitch though, because of not knowing which way dodge.

>Naomi's boobs

wat is this i dont even

>>47777319
shes saying "moe"

Can someone tell me about the different weapon types, and how they function? That's what I'm most excited about.

Also, does Holly show up in any way?

>>47777378

Because we're too busy playing its awesomeness!

>>47777427
I don't think so. Destroyman was resurrected because he was sliced cleanly in half. Holly's upper-body was blown to cube-sized bits. I don't think she'll come back.

http://www.livestream.com/iplaygamesandyouwatch/old
full playthrough on autoplay, or in on demand for anyone who wants to watch it but doesn't own a wii, or want to spend money on this great game

>>47777378
yeah... I know that.

Wait, was it true? Does it have like a million bosses like they promised?

>>47777452
>>47777378
this shit always gets me

The game is good but is way too easy, I just defeated Mimmy and I haven't died a single time yet.

I mean, I remember NMH1 being pretty difficult.

I was able to buy the MkIII sword fairly cheaply at the beginning of the game. This was the ubersword from the last game, so it strikes me as odd how I got it so early on.

Is it some special reward because it detects NMH1 savedata on my wii or something?

>>47777577
I don't recall the first being difficul--

FUCK YOU SHINOBU I HATE YOU SO BAD YOU GODDAMN CHEAP BITCH!!

YOU UNDID MONTHS OF THERAPY, SIR!!

>>47777563
15 bosses
50 assassins
one boss is a footballplayer and the cheerleaders are about 25 assassins themselves
one boss kills a number of other assassins

>>47777563

Nope.

You fight this american football jock and his band of cheerleaders which takes you up a few places.

Then you get entered in a battle royal with ten other people - the other eight get killed by Letz Shake and you just have to fight him.

>>47777427
swords: you get your normal one to start with, that green sword from the last game as a upgrade of sorts imo. longsword beam katana, hits multiple people but swings slow as hell. you don't get your dual katanas until like half-way through the game

as for holly, no

>>47777719
>>47777738

Massive disappoint.

any strategies for Matt Helms?

I went to buy it today and the person at the register tried to sell me Mass Effect 2. Silly woman.

>>47777738

also, two of the ranking fights you play as Shinobu - one against the destroymen, and the other against a guy called Million Gunman - basically Dr.Peace without the singing.

>>47777788
At the haunted house right now, fighting the guy in the hockey mask. Do you recommend using the starting sword, or the mkIII?

>>47778020
Why the fuck would you not use the MKIII if you have it?

I'm digging it so far, but my only disappointment was the football player fight. The mech fight was ridiculously easy, and I raged when it turned out I went through half the games assassins in the blink of an eye.

My favorite part of the game is the Touhou ripoff Bizarre Jelly 5 minigame.

>>47777954
She sure knows her stuff.
>You are buying Super Mario Wii? Then maybe you'd be interested in Left 4 Dead 2, it's played with 4 persons too.

>>47778089
because he said >[the mkIII] hits multiple people but is slow as hell.

I was wondering if quick/light would be better than slow/powerful

>>47778113

Is it just me or was the singing done with Vocaloid?

After playing Killer7, NMH was the greatest disappoint ever.

>>47778223
yup its hatsune

>>47778227
I've never played Killer7 and I liked NMH. You people always bring Killer7 up and if you guys keep at it I swear to God I will fucking check it out.

What's your favorite "job" minigame? I haven't played them all yet, but I think I have to go with the Pizza Delivery game. Whenever I play it, memories of playing Rad Racer on the nintendo come flooding back.

>>47777904
dodge. alot.

also, i loved alot of the music they used in the this game.

Is there an alternate ending for beating the game on Bitter or fulfilling certain conditions? I only beat it on mild and the ending was kinda mediocre.

I can't play this, so I'm sad.

But I'm importing Paradise, so I'm happy again.

>>47778291
That one is the best.

Fuck the coconut one.

>>47778291

Meat cooking minigame for me.

RUUR
MEEDEEYOM
WULL DONN

DERRICIOSS
TASTE LIKE SHII
DISSGOSTING

I'm playing it right now.

I'm not sure if it's just me but some of the cut scenes are a bit choppy. WIIGRAFIXLOL

>>47778223
Yes.


Btw, I hated all the shitty jumping with Shinobu. No wonder Travis can't jump, the game would be a complete shit.

All you do is press A. Like the last game.

After playing Bayonetta, this game is even less fun than the last.

>>47778410
Yeah, I noticed too. Maybe they should've gone with pre-rendered for the scenes or something.

>>47778385
Do we fucking have any more info/images of the fabled Very sweet Mode?

>>47778410
Did you pirate it and use the Neogamma loader? Because Neogamma is slow as fuck.

Otherwise, I played it off a USB HDD with Configurable USB Loader or whatever, and there was only a bit of choppiness in a handful of cutscenes.

Some awesome bosses thus far. Letz Shake, Margaret, and Captain Vladimir were the ones I enjoyed the most.

I can't run it off disc channel, altough my cioscorp ran TvC perfectly. What could it be?

>>47778485
I noticed choppiness, and I'm playing off a usb.

Is it just me, or are the levels before bosses a lot shorter than in the first game (well, most levels, that is. coughletzshakecough).

That's not a bad thing, necessarily.

HOLY SHIT

I BOUGHT THE 300.000USD BEAM KATANA AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING

I CAME BUCKETS

wiiflow 4ever

>>47777738

>Letz Shake is a boss
>no seriously you fight him

>>47778694
Can wiiflow run games from a FAT32 partition? I'm currently using configurable loader, because I can't be assed with custom partitions that I can't even view in windows.

>>47778745
>HE THINKS YOU'LL ACTUALLY FIGHT LETZ SHAKE THIS TIME!

the scene were travis is about to fuck silvia has the most drops in framerate....it was ridiculous.
made me think something was wrong with the iso...

As for Minigames, I enjoyed the garbage collecting in space to begin with. Then at stage four, when meteors keeps bashing me into the atmosphere, I realized it was the worst thing I had ever played.

I prefer the motion controls to the classic controller.

>>47778776

HE THINKS THAT YOU DON'T FIGHT LETZ SHAKE

HAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, you people actually have the nerve to pirate a Suda51 game?

What is everyone's preferred katana? I've found myself using the Peony the most (the heavy/slow one). Max ecstasy gauge makes for great crowd clearing.

Also fuck the muscle training minigame.

third boss is raping me. So I rage quit.

>>47778896
Suda51 doesn't deserve money, so yeah.

>>47778885
>Implying I care what 3 ugly mac users say

Am I the only one who HATES this game compared to the first one?

>>47779028

They see me trollin'.

>>47779048

>>implying that Jenny McCarthy is ugly

>>47779021
3rd boss? Are you talking about the football player? Well, disregarding the fight against Skelter Helter, that means you're facing the boogyman in the shack.

That's where I am too. He's kicked my ass a few times, but I'm starting to get a hang of this. Last time I got him down to 1 square of health, and then died.

>>47779159
>Jenny McCarthy

who?

AWAITING RESPONSE
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What difficulty you guys playing on?

>>47779173
well, I didn't count the beginning fight as a boss.

But yea, the haunted house thing.

>>47779297
mild. Too bad you can't start on bitter (assuming bitter is in this game)

>>47779173
I made the mistake to use the big beam katana on him, and he fucked me up. He was pretty easy when I switched to a lighter one though. Just evade when you see him charging up for an attack, and grab the pizza when your health is getting critial.

What's the main difference between Sweet and Mild? Because the boss fights do seem really similar difficulty-wise between these two modes.

>>47779414
so you want to use the first beam over the MKIII?

>>47779357
Bitter mode is REALLY REALLY hard in this game. It would just be tedious to fight 3/4 of the bosses on it first time.

>>47777306
haha.
damnit brad pitt.