>>47624800
>No France
What.

French: Can't play any game for shit. Their gaming skills are like their military victories.

>>47624982
Oh yeah, forgot about them. The french are cool, a bit like the spanish though. Every country in that area apparently has trouble with English.

You forgot the most awesome players.

Belgians.

French suck dick. They suck so much at games but you'll find that most servers are French, and every french faggot feels the need to put [FR] in their name or the server name, as if their representing their country at video games.

They never commincate, in french or english.

Norway: Awesome, cool, best players, talk superb english

Australians?

What country are you from, OP?

>asians
>icky
>scandaboo

Nigga you gay.

Bro tier:

Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway, Germany, Netherlands

High tier:

Britain, Poland, Ireland, Belgium

Mid tier: France, spain, portugal, USA, Canada, Italy

Shit tier: Brazil, Chink

>>47625299
Everything they say was relevent to an event that happened 2 minutes before thanks to godawfull ping.

>>47625299

no one plays australians except other australians. I know that they would be bros though, because they are white.

I remember at DoD CPL there were a few australian teams and they did pretty good.

>>47624800

Ignorant asshole.

The russian gamers are so annoying, especially in Shootan-Games.

You always hear 11-15 year old russian kids, with their stupid high voices and silly screaming.

It's annoying.

>>47625299

Australians: They are OK, they talk a lot and their accent can be annoying sometimes.

>didn't knew english
what?

I approve of OP inmplying that the best english is swedish english

Russians: Good at games, can't speak english well, underage mostly.
Spanish-talking: Bad at games, bad at english, but very loud and proud of themselves, impolite or even rude often.
Asians: Good at games, mostly very polite and nice, rarely talk, also worst accents

Don't have opinions about other gamers, guess everyone else is very different.

Damn, sometimes I wish I was Swedish.

Great education, likely to be tall
Good taste in music(METULZ, opeth, amon amarth, meshuggah etc)
Great internet connection
Gaming is normal
Swedish babes everywhere

Dutch, Belgians, Scandinavians - BROS4LYFE

Germans, french, spaniards - smug non-english speaking xenophobic bigots

Americans: Ignorent and childish
British: Same
Spanish: Same
Etc.

>>47625299

australians spend over 2 billion dollars a year on video games

it's true, look it up

USA: Mostly the reason I dislike playing online games anymore. Rude, obnoxious, not very good players overall, though a few are quite good. Always ready to fuck everyone else over for their own benefit.

Canada: Usually pretty bro, but I get tired of hockey commentary during primetime.

UK: Good players, laid-back, easy to talk to about pretty much anything.

France: Very sloppy players, act like belligerent drunks pretty much full-time. Always yelling a ton of incoherant shit like USA players. Only met one that seemed a nice girl, though a bit of a lazy player.

Italy: Only met a couple, seemed quite nice. Average players.

Japan: Quiet, humble when they'll actually talk to you, very harsh & pricky when they won't. Wide range of playing ability.

Aussies: Generally fucking suck at gaming from what I've seen, but fun as hell to hang around.

Scandinavian: Very nice, well-mannered, good gamers in general. No complaints. I group them all together because I haven't met a ton, but the experience was the same across the board.

>>47625714
>METULZ

F0R TEH WINZ :D

>>47624800
>didn't knew english
lol, irony

>>47625778

And yet we still get screwed over.

Everyone is equally fine unless he's Russian or Brazilian.
Fuck them both.

It always amazes how well Scandinavians can speak such perfect English. They must have a great education system over there.

>>47625489
how do you know their all white?

>>47625714
A friend went to Sweeden recently. Described them as beautifull but androgynous and very weird.

Thats not good.

I'm so tired of Americans making us look bad.

It's not even like they're a minority any more. It's probalby an even 50/50 split.

To my international brethren, I swear we're not all that bad.

>>47625855
Aborigines are stupid? What a fucking shock, since black people are, across the board.

GAMER TIER / HDI-INDEX

God Tier: Nordic, Netherlands
High Tier: Japan, USA, Canada, GB, Australia, NZ
Mid Tier: Rest of Europe and Asia
Low Tier: Leftovers

You know it's true.

>>47625862

lolcoons.jpg

Australians-laggy as fuck

Brits-usually ok. Sometimes arrogant shitheads.

Japan-Exactly what OP said. Well, I'll add one thing. Sometimes they'll send you messages in Japanese and you have no idea whether they're being assholes or nice. It's pretty funny actually.

Polish/Germany/France/Spain-Some cool, some annoying.

Sweden/Finland-All awesome.

The rest of Yurop-I can't fucking understand your shitty languages. This is why you get games last.

Africa-Genocide isn't a game you dumbasses.

Brazil-Annoying. All of them. For real actually.

>>47625855
Why is Botswana so dumb?

All Scandinavians are raging, closet nationalists. No exceptions. That's why the EU will never work.

But they make great teammates in games.

>>47625952
You fucker you forgot belgium in God tier

Italianfag here:

America: Most of them are 12 years old, all like "N00B I OWN U" and stuff.

Espana: They're ok, I met a girl once, she was very cute and gave me tips about the game.

Deutschland: Good players, very friendly. In EVE a girl gave me money to buy a decent spaceship.

Italy: Well most of them are cool, I mean we're from the same country for God's sake. But sometimes they just act like assholes.

The thing is, I can have a good time when I play online because I can speak several languages so I can talk to a very large amount of people. I'm not fluent but people understands me when I talk.

>>47625860
7 years of mandatory english here.

new zealand lol

ITT: Brazil always on shit tier.

>>47625855
>>47625946
Oh and seeing as abo's don't go raving around in vans slaughtering thousands of their own kind while yapping like dogs I'm inclined to believe they're not that bad

In my experience I've only played against Spanish, French and British

Spanish are like vermin, fucking everywhere and shit at everything they do.

french are pompous twats and it feels good to beat them

British are pretty cool daddio

ITT: we generalise and extrapolate national character based on the behaviour of the foreign mal-adjusted shut-ins we played online.

Russians - FPS Edition: Hackers, never talk

Russians - RTS Edition: Incredibly skilled, some speak very good english and give good tactical advice in game.

Americans: Talk more than they play, either black, underage or both, the talking is almost completely trash talk as well.

Fellow Australians - Bogan/midday xbox live edition: See Americans

Fellow Australians - Tactical Shooter/afternoon/night edition, True bros, know how to have a good time in game outside of the regular gameplay and do very well playing seriously as well, can talk WHILE playing the game.

UK - Too laggy to play shooters with, they aren't very good at RTS games either and harbour some mysterious rivalry with us ausbros, despite none of them having been alive for World War 1.

Germans: Excellent RTS players, faction choices in CoH and Men of War lead me to believe they are also somewhat patriotic.

Japs/Chinks: Elitists and hackers, some are genuinely talented players but they're also assholes, not fun to play with.

>>47626125
Stupid doesn't always mean malicious. Some of my best friends are harmless idiots.

So what do you guys think of Canada?

italians always broes, japanese are dicks who kick you if you speak english, finland is full of god tier dicks, england is rage/bro central.

Asians will own you in MMO's. Seriously.
This coming from an Australian.

>>47625860
We have everything in subtitles here, and thus hear english all our lives.

Pollacks are like this:
-80% of annoying and god fucking awful players. They lack common sense and get asspained when you point out their mistakes
-20% decent players, know what they're doing, don't take games seriously but still want to win

>>47624800

>they didn't knew english and kept talking in their mumbo jumbo

op confirmed for ignorant dumbass/typical americunt.

>>47626232
Forgot about them. Canadians are always cool. They're like Americans except they don't give a fuck about stupid shit.

God tier.

Has anyone ever played with arabs, indians, africans, etc?

played some american guys once. an 8 y/o (sounded like) claimed he was a "helicopter taxi". Not in a heli taxi, but an actual heli himself. The game featured neither helis nor taxis.

>>47626202
>idiots
>harmless
Where the fuck do you meet these people, seriously, I keep hearing about them but encounter them rarely at best

>Over 20 - GOOD TIMES

>Under 20 - U MAD U MAD LOL 4CHAN IS A RANDOM CLUB HOUSE XD RULES 1 AND 2

Fuck these kids playing fps online

>>47625035
I second this. I'm French and I suck at games.
I has gud Engliche gramar, though

English here.

Only met 2 English guys who I get on with, they're as bad as Americans most of the time.

Bro tier: Scotland, Belgium, Dutch
Cool tier: German, Swedish, Danish
Alright people but not very good at games:
Italy, France.
Annyoing and bad: Czech, Spanish, Norwegian, Finnish
No redeeming qualities: Russian, Polish

Just in my experience.

>>47625855
Wait a second, you're telling be Abos have a 60 IQ average. That would mean that they are in fact retarded.

And I'm not saying Republican retarded I mean fucking drooling on themselves retarded.

English speaking people: depends on the person.

Non-English speaking people: can't understand shit so I don't know.

I will say that I have a bias against American players though, there's something about their accent(s) that just makes stupid comments sound more stupid than if someone else had said them.

>checking for opinions on ireland/irish
>meh
>most of you around the word are all bros
>just dont scream if you lose
>play music into the mic
>breathe into the mic
>and if its a team game they talk about whats going on

>>47626384
Yes, I read somewhere actually that last year, less than 100 natives filed for a tax return, that is to say, there are less than 100 abbos, nationwide out of over 20 million people that have jobs.

>>47626333
indians suck but are cool about it. i play with two african girls who kept saying their cocks were huge, they were using the metric system of cm, i lol'd over the infeiorir metric system,

>>47626384
IQ isn't equivalent to intelligence.

I know traditionally people think that 70 IQ and below is retarded,100 is average, etc. To be honest, all of that is bullshit.

I highly doubt that the Australian natives are literally retarded. They probably just have no experience with the kind of problem solving required for IQ tests.

If in your useless life you'll ever bother to learn another language aside from english, you'll find that other countries are not that shitty

>>47626479
>Inferior metric system

>>47626333
Had an arabic LS in FFXI on my server. Terrible players, all RMT, all rude and condescending. The ones that spoke english were... hard to explain. lol.. like they'd try to be nice until they got sick of you not openly kissing their ass, then they'd harass the shit out of you. Only experience with them, and would hope they're not all, or even mostly like that.

>>47626479
>infeiorir

>>47626479
>i play with two african girls who kept saying their cocks were huge
que ?

>>47626384
>Republican retarded
>drooling on themselves retarded
>Implying there's a difference
Sorry

It's probably something to do with how IQ is calculated, because honestly there are a lot of dumber types of people in the world

I once played with a german sounding guy in Uncharted 2 who kept whispering in the mic "AMERIKA IZ ZWINE", and he wouldn't stop. He kept doing that for the duration of the match. I was fucking creeped out.

>>47626622
lmao

>>47626384

I might be wrong, but I think by 'native' it just means anyone who was actually born in that country.

Sweden/Finland/Belgium/UK/Poland/Germany: Good, never had problems with different languages. Quite good players, always know what to do.

US/Russians/Spain/Italy: 50% retards, 50% normal people, depends on the time.

BR/Japan: Don't think i've ever met one :/

French: I hate those fucking faggots, never heard of teamplay, acting retarded, etc.

Germanfag here.

Britfag here.

Dutch: these guys are true bro tier. Every time I see a guy with NL in his gamer tag (why do you guys do that anyway?) I know he's probably going to be quite good and very likely speaks good English.

Germans - Varies but I generally don't hear them talk much. The ones who do have been friendly and polite. Skill levels vary but most seem to be middling - poor players.

French - never talk, usually not very good

Spanish - they seem to have more than their share of griefers and trolls.

Canadians - like Americans with the volume and abrasive attitudes turned down a little.

Americans - I don't want to be a stereotyping dick here guys but by fuck you lot are mouthy. Far too many of you are trash-talking kids, men-children with appaling attitudes and wanna-be gangsters.

BUT - BUT - there are cool Ameribros put there too. I'm not tarring you all with the same brush. One of the funniest guys I've ever played with was this Puerto Rican living in New York, he had me in stitches every time he spoke. And I once played Gears of War with this black guy who was freestyle rapping the whole time, which was quite impressive.

>>47626622
You should have said "Doucheland uber alles" if you had a mic.

>>47626679
No.

>>47626679
Pretty sure it means indigenous peoples.

>>47626531
OP here. I know other languages other than English, in fact, it's not even my first language. I'm from one of the countries I mentioned.

Polfag myself:

Russians - really good gaming skills, fucking annoying in numbers higher than 1, as they start to speak in their own language and generally help only each other

Ukrainians - see above, only more annoying

Americans - average to good, some of them pretty cool, some are far from being cool, generally non-annoying, except for their incredibly whiny voices

British - average, I have yet to see a good brit, talkative and generally pretty cool, as long as they're not some chavs

Germany - good to excellent, pretty cool, they sound hilarious when angry

Dutch - Credit to Team, but average in general, pretty cool

Scandinavians - usually really good gaming skills, but ten to get elitist about it, weak at teamwork

Chinese - WANA BUY GOLD WANA BUY GOLD, NOT ATAK ME, I NOT FARMER

French - Ceci n'est pas une pipe, they never speak english, even on an english speaking server, generally suck at gaming and at teamwork

Italy, Japan, etc - dunno, never met one

>>47626420
>>47626550
On behalf of intelligent Americans I apologize for that poster's stupidity. Americans use both the Metric and our silly measuring system.

scandanavias, austrians and people from belgium/holland are usually the best to play with, and I'm british, most I've played with know fluent english.

>>47625855

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations#Criticism

Koreans - just speaking Korean to each other, damn good gamers.
It's cool to play with people you can't speak to.

Germans - Fucking bros, this one German guy was all like "Danke man danke man" when I healed him.

British/anybody from U.K. - fucking annoying, mean, disrespectful and hateful little faggots.
Never play with these fuckers.

>spoilt american kids pretending to be black
>spoilt english kids pretending to be black.
>adults repeating what you just said in a "funny voice".

british people are dicks, i remember one guy in the lost planet 2 demo who knocked me into the lake and killed me 3 times during the boss by shooting me with the plasma cannon.

English Speaking Countries: Variety is huge so it's hard to judge. Usually the worst idiots are from these countries though.
Nordic: God Tier in skill and as a result often take games too seriously. Perfect English.
Asia: Polite, rarely talk and if they do it's most of the time bad English. Also skillful.
Other Countries: HEAUHEUAHHEUAHEUAHE

Americunts: Only remember ever playing with one, same guild in WoW. He was a bro and a really fucking good player.

Russians: No experience.

Spanish: No english whatsoever. Terrible players.

Germany: Same as russians.

Italy: Same as germans.

Scandinavians: Some are excellent players and bros, some are excellent players and extreme elitist douchebags. Generally speak very good english.

Japan: Wakarimasen lol.

UK: Wakarimasen lol.

UAE: Played with a fucking hilarious guy from Dubai, and he was good too.

yeah being from a certain country automatically makes you a better/worse gamer than other.....true story.

UK: The majority that I've played with were racist cunts, although there was a cool bro or two.

Sctoland: Them fucking scots man. They don't care about the color of your skin, they just wanna have some fun.

Russians: GIBBERISH AMEEREEKAN FAGGUTS HA-HA-HA-HA. Well, at least they aren't racist cunts. They just don't like American in general.

Americans: Range from "Bro Tier" to "ADJKASJKFNAJKL RAGE" tier.

Latin Countries: Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck. Yes, I know you're speaking bad about everybody in the game in spanish/BR, even if it is unprovoked. Most unfriendliest assholes ever.

Germans: I remember only playing with one, and he was mostly quiet. He'd yell 'FIRE AT ZE ENEMY!" once in a while, though, or "VICTOREE IS OURS"

Seriously, though, fuck you America. Stop letting your damn kids play M rated games.
I'm Mexican-American

>>47626874
I'm a Britfag and I have to agree :(

Britfag adults are bros but there are just way too many UK kids and teenagers being total dicks. It embarrasses me sometimes.

I like Canadians and northern Europeans the most since they speak the best English.

The brits are ok but sometimes they have incomprehensible accents. Brit children are extremely obnoxious but the older they get they seem to mellow out.

Russians, eastern Europeans, south east Asians and French are shit tier.

Japs are really hilarious since they'll immediately disconnect the second they start losing.

Germans: ALWAYS talk about how they're from Germany and Germany is the most important country in the world in every way.

Canada: Same but with Canada

Brazil: Same but with Brazil, on top of this they are rarely good or even legitimate players and frequently cause trouble wthin communities.

Balkans: Same but with whatever country they live in this week, annoying because the former Yugoslavia is the shit hole of the world, Troll by mentioning Kosovo at all in any sense or context.

Russia: PYCCKUE???/ Speedhackers and aimbotters are usually Russian, similar complex to others.

Australians: Either bitch about how Australia sucks or bitch about people insulting their pathetic conservative democracy. Irritating in voice chat.

Americans: Assholes

Everyone else: Pretty cool

I played with this one Canadian guy that was so damn polite it nearly embarrassed me.

>>47626804
haha
>implying that
>poles are not fucking annoying in numbers higher than 1,

2 or more people speaking Russian or Spanish

fuck

Germans and French people seem to be more willing to switch to English if they notice that you can't fucking understand them, but Russians, god damn

>>47626804

Rene Magritte reference confirmed for win, good sir.

Only noticable thing I encountered is that on english servers the only non-english language which is spoken again and again is spanish. Everyone else uses english, even those who are like "wan go kill enemi me", but spanish is still all over the place.

>>47627115
cont.

USA: Varied, three main strains. Retard 13 year old kid who screaches in chat and uses Gay and Faggot for every adjective. Those 13 year olds once they've grown into racist and moronic adults. Autistic manchildren with monotone permavirgin voices. That said there are plenty of nice ones

Northern European: Germany x 10, I'll admit this is a nice country but goddamn if I hear a cunt call himself "Nordic" or some other stupid shit I camp like crazy. Probably the most irritatingly nationalistic group.

Brit[Welsh]fag here.


Russians: Generally don't say much unless there is a few of them, mediocre to good.

Spanish: Some could speak English, rest would shout fucking loudly and play like arse.

Germany: Good at speaking English and generally good at playing games and co-operative, providing there were no idiots (I'm looking at you England) gabbing off about the war.

Norweigans: Awesome bros online, quite a few of my online mates are Norweigan, play well as a team and are great to have a blast with.

America: Big mixture here, a lot of the underage screaming retards come from the States whom usually are loud, rude and complete and utter fucktards, but I've also played with some really cool guys who are very team-focused and great to play with.

UK[Other]: Scots are cool, Northern Irish are cool, English are usually alright unless they're some chavvy-scum which is essentially retarded yank pt II.

Brazil: Usually loud and irritating, bit like the Portuguese, but there are some great guys here too if you can find them.

South Africa: Usually cool guys, always tend to be one-bar and red connection though.

Canada: Usually quite friendly and decent at playing games.

French: Refuse to speak English usually, but the ones who do speak it are some nice guys overall.

I've played with people pretty much from around the world. Portuguese fag here.

Australians: Randomly skilled, usually lag like fuck, almost always nice people to hang around and chat.

English/American: These two are the same to me with the only difference being the accent. You get your nice, polite guys, and you get your arrogant pricks who think the world revolves around them.

Japanese: Usually quiet and quite skilled. Polite.

Russians: Usually underage, communicate a lot, in their language or not. Reasonably skilled.

BR: Bad players, sore losers, trolls. Honestly, I haven't met one that wasn't a douchebag.

German: Usually the most polite and quiet. Skill levels vary.

Polish: Usually annoying as fuck, talk a lot, type a lot, tend to suck at games.

The rest of the countries have very few players so I can't form a decent opinion on them.

>Join a random L4D2 game
>3 Brits with mics
>Blow through Dark Carnival on Advanced without breaking a sweat while they discuss random topics

British accents <3

>>47624800

>Spanish: they were ok, decent players, didn't knew english and talked all the time in their mumbo jumbo language

>Implying they couldn't speak English perfectly well and were just speaking Spanish to troll you

Russians - either extremely competent or extremely obnoxious. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground.
Americans - Way too serious about games.
Australians - Usually kinda cunty but not that bad overall.
Japanese - The culture shock is pretty amusing. They're good at games and fun to talk to for the novelty value.
UK - usually amusing. Fun to talk shit to about the revolutionary war.

>America: They usually scream in the mic unintelligible shit in broken english and suck at every game except some FPS games.

you must have been playing halo on xbox live.

Koreans: way too fucking serious. most know some english, but god damn they're fucking amazing at starcraft.

Canadians: almost always bros

Britain/England/UK/whatever the fuck they call it anymore: ussualy whiny cunts who cry about how much america sucks constantly. Not to mention i've never seen one good at anything other than a fucking third person shooter.

>>47627115
Germany pretty much describes anyone who mentions their nationality in a game.

Do we Canadians really have accents? I always hear people talking about it, but I don't really see anything different from how we talk compared to USA.

>>47627608
You do, and you can tell if someone is Canadian by how they speak, but it's hard to describe.

>>47627608
Didn't you watch south park?

American/Brittish: most of them are annoying kids, even if they're of an adult age.
French: good at games, but can't shut up
Brazilians/polaks: plain idiots
Swedes: weird narcistic gays

>>47627608
It's slightly different but I guess it depends what part of Canada you come from. Some of you sound like Americans, some sound like Scottish trying to put on American accents.

(coming from an Australian)

I'm okay with this.png

Also, I wonder why all Vietnamese have underbites :S

>>47627608
What are you talking aboot?

Japanese: Weird faggots, I was blaring screaming on hldj and they were just laughing.

French: fucking annoying cunts.

UK: Half Cool, Half Bad, play pretty decent

America: See UK (although I hate the southern accents)

I havent or cant remember playing other countries, I havent played CSS for years!

ITT: people with no future

>>47627717
Funny you say that. I'm from Scotland but I've lived in the US for a couple of decades, and everyone that meets me thinks I'm Canadian from my accent now lol

Americans - OLOLOL NIGGER PENIS NIGGER I GO AND PLAY AWX BAAAX TRIPPLE NIGGER FUCK YOUR SHIT OLOL AMERICA STRONG I BOMB U

Brits - GUFFAW LOOOUUUAAALLL PAKI WANKAH THOIS ESS NOUT MOODARRN WOORRFOOR TIUUU I GO AUUND MAH MOITES GOONA FOUCK YAA WANKAH

Scandinavians - OLOLOL FINNIEESH AARRR RUSKIE GLORYOLEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Finnish - I MAD I GO AND LIASTAN TO LINKIN PARK

Eastern Europe/Russia - XYNTA XYNTA XYNTA GET OUT OF HERE STALKER XYNTA XYNTA XYNTA VAT HAPPENAD TO MY HACKING SOFWAREZ

French - OUI? OUI?
ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU

Brasil - I find your HUEHUA answer highly relevant to my BRBR call.

Japan - U NOT NIPPON? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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>>47627717
Well, yeah. I'm in Ontario, so I don't think my English would be much different at all. I have noticed some differences, though. Like how Canadians pronounce words like "pasta" as "pahstah", and Americans pronounce it "pawsta"

It works with other words too. Drahmah, llahmah, Futurahmah...

Sweden: Nice enough, ok players.. but have some kind of compultion to ask everyone they meet "SWE???"

Americans: Unfortunatly quite good at most shooters, even the little shithead kids. Loud, arrogant, and take the game way to seriously

Fellow English: We love to talk, not allways about the game we're playing though. We're generally quite polite, and work very well in team based games...just watch out for the fucking chavs.

>>47627897
Bloody epic

Russia: Either bros and excellent players, or hackers on steroids who refuse to speak English and are annoying as hell

Germany: "GER?". Huge nationalists, decent players, decent English

France: Refuse to speak English, usually quite bad

Brazil: *see Russia* Also, they always listen to metal

Northern-Europe: Bros and good, or elitist and good

Aus/NZ: Lag for obvious reasons, bros to hang with but not to play with

Spain/Portu: What I've seen, annoying and rather bad players, not much experience with these though

Rich Asian countries: Extremely skillful, either polite or ragequitters

God tier

Turians
Hanar
Elcor

High tier

Humans
Asari

Mid tier

Krogans

Low tier

Batarians

Shit tier

Vorcha

What about us portuguese?

>>47628072
No one here knows the difference between spanish and portugese, so I guess you're among the spanish.

>>47627966

The different pronunciations of pasta are legitimate, but who the fuck would pronounce Futurama anything but Futurahmah?

>>47628065
No quarians?

>>47628072

Top 5 worst. Maybe top 3.

>>47627818
Is america any good? I am considering living there for a while in a few years, Im sick of all the neds and shit that infest scotland.

Also I require only one answer from this man, I do not wish to be bombarded with patriotic americans screaming about how much better their country is. (which I am.)

SHOCKING NEWS
Most of the people you consider Brits/Americans are actually english speaking players from other nations. Only the dumbfucks constantly manifest their nationality.

>>47627966
lol thats so true just got my dad to say pasta

Denmarkfag chiming in to give thanks for /v/'s generous assessment of my fellow Danish gamers. Ironically, though, I have had many unpleasant experiences with my online countrymen and mostly avoid them. My personal list would in most cases be something along these lines:

Bro tier: Germans, Brits, Swedes, some Americans
Cool tier: Dutchmen, Belgians, Norwegians, Finns
Mid tier: Austr(al)ians, Frenchmen, Icelandics, Irish, Slovenians, Hungarians, Portuguese
Poor tier: Poles, Swiss, Italians, Spanish, Turks
Shit tier: Greeks, Romanians, Russians, most ex-Yugoslavians
Rage tier: Chinese, most Latin Americans, Danes

>>47628072
Never played with

>>47628127
Come to Canada. We have maple syrup and milk in bags.

Im going to spilt this into two sections

PCfags

British: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFMqWpfZUSw

Americans: One extreme to the other: Some are fucking bro's; while the rest are your worst nightmare.

Rest of Europe: Mainly speak in there own language, I dont talk to much due to the fact I have no idea what they are saying.

Consolefags:

British: Chav's and kids. Never met a good console brit.

Americans: Your worst fucking nightmare

Rest of Europe: See PCfags, just more 12 year olds

If I diddnt include your country, it means I havent played with your nation. Sorry.

-Idort

>>47628127
It depends really on where in the US you want to live, and what sort of job you'd be able to get. Here, you're twice as screwed if you don't have a really good job lined up. Some places are worse than the steriotypes, and some are really nice. It's really up to those things, to be honest.

from my own personal experience from public fps game servers. seen annoying brats and good mature players from each country Ive played with. but here is few things to keep on the mind

Russians - don't know/want to speak english. every server theyre on, they always start to write/speak in russian.

Spanish - only speak/write in spanish. no matter where they are

Korean/Japanese - seen few on EU servers. quiet guys but they know how to play

Australian - well man(Connection lost...) as I was say(Connection lost...)

UK/Irish - Speak speak speak and ragequit fast.

Estonian/Lithuanian - I like to play with these guys. good english skills and usualy play for the team.

Swedish/Norwegian/Finns - not speaking much, unless you go to their own servers.

Danish - DK DK DK DK DK...DK DK

>>47628124

They don't play the vidya.

I am finnish and I just can't stand other finns save for my friends. They always suck and think that I am their friend, because we share nationality. I usually make fun out of them.

Anyone else has similiar behaviour?

>>47628240
I didnt watch most of that video, but arent those American accents?

Huh, Swede gamer here and I can only chime in with the ones implying we suffer from closet narcissism. I like playing with my country-men, for the most part Swedish people's internet connection is good.

I spend a great deal of time in Scotland though, and they're cool as well for the most part. To be honest I really like the scot accent, but I'm biased I supposed. The lower echelon people of the UK is lower than anything you've ever seen though, even lower than BR. Seriously, I think eugenics might be a good idea, as to avoid the nasal tracksuit-wearing heroinpumping fucking neds the country inhibits.

Playing with any country which has inhabitants with lackluster english sucks. It's difficult to organise some teamwork when the other part simply refuses to communicate in a language common to both of you. Oh and people from Russia? Get out of here stalker.

Personally I've had plenty of good experiences online, it's quite boring playing with people who can't laugh a bit.

I feel sorry for aussies though, they should revolt against censorship and their ISPs.

Pardon the ignorance, but what is a "chav"?

>>47624800

Germans=always the best gamers I've met

Brazilians are OK but usually can't stop running their mouths, also HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

Americans (me) we're cunts but decent.

France sucks.

Chinese fucking suck.

>>47628270
>Danish - DK DK DK DK DK...DK DK
Godfuckingdammit, this. 95% of Danish gamers end their online names with DK. Perhaps it's intended as a helpful disclaimer for others that they may avoid them like the plague.

Americans, Spaniards, Russians, Italians, Swedish, Norweigans etc. : Pretty cool guys, no different really. Some great accents.

French: Arrogant pricks who laugh French whatnots to other French players and teamkill.

I have only ever met about 20 French people in game, and they are all jammy bastards.
You know, just like they are in real life too.

HEY GUYS I'M DUTCH
CAN I BE YOUR BRO?

>>47628331
Its recorded on a American server, when a American ask's a question a Britfag awnsers it.

>>47628345
See wigger, but twice as fucking worse.

>>47628345
You know what 'trailer trash' is? Same thing, only the British equivalent.

The ill-educated, mannerless, brutish underclass in other words.

German here:


Russians: Twelve year old fucktards damaging my ears with their slave language.

Spanish: Met one, he didn t talk.
So I think neutral about them

Italy: Ok Player

Japan: No English, I hate their voice but they re okay.

America: Retarted

UK: Egoistic, mostly idiots.

France: Should just shut the fuck up.

>>47628322
I'm
>>47628207
and that's precisely what I was talking about. You're not alone, Finnbro.

>>47628127
>>47628342
>neds
Please explain

>>47628345
A white male (sometimes female) in their teens, Often dressing in tracksuits and are hooligans in Britain, referred to as neds in Scotland.

Imagine the black gangster stereotype but white, without a gun, and just getting in fights and causing trouble.

At the end of the day, most people turn into complete assholes when they play online, no matter what they're like normally.

>>47628451
So basically like the ones I've met that speak with a cuckney (sp?) accent?

>>47628498
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y5s2gfT4-o
Welcome to Glasgow, Scotland.

Dutch - Constantly speak their jibba-jabba on English servers even though they can all fucking speak English, and even when there are Dutch language servers they could fucking use (see: Guild Wars)

Hurrr look at us, our language is a little secret clubhouse that we must push in your face.

A bit like Welsh people, only even worse.

Bro Tier"
English, Danish, Germans

Acceptable Tier:
US, Spanish, Russians, Italians

Meh Tier:
French, Eastern Europeans, Finland, Norway

BR? Tier:
Brasilians, Pinoy, Swedish.

>>47624800


Are you implying that Japanese are good players ?

>>47628379
The danes that don't do this are the danes you don't notice.
They're good at english, and are well mannered.

>>47628488
It's understandable if it's like Libya or something and they're the only two people in the whole country who play the game but this seems to be more of a Europasian problem.

Then again there are so many Americans on all the time that it probably doesn't mean anything to them.

I'm Russian and i am ashamed for majority of Russian players.
They are either underage or dumb Internet tough guys and can't even say two words in English.
It is good that they tend to play on Russian servers due horrible ping.
But there are some of my comrades that are good players, polite and speak English fluently. But you never know they are Russians, for they are tend to conceal their origin or too unsure of their English skills to speak at all.

I think that will do for other countries more or less.

Bros before borders!

>>47624800
>America: They usually scream in the mic unintelligible shit in broken english and suck at every game except some FPS games.

What type of accent in particular? I'm curious. I'm guessing a Boston or New York accent would be bitchy to understand if you weren't a fluent speaker?

>>47628599
No, the ones who talk like they're black and say stuff like YO BLUD and ALL MAH DAYZ BRUV INNIT

>>47628616
Comedians?

I believe most Scandinavians tend to be quiet when it comes to voice chat, unless they are comfortable with their English pronunciation, I know this to be true for me at least.

On the other hand, I quite enjoy playing with Brits and Americans, mostly because they tend to talk a lot over voice chat, makes the game rather enjoyable.

Again, for most Scandinavians, those of us that are worth a damn, hate the rest of our fellow countrymen that name themselves with DK/NOR/SWE in their names, those are the retards that makes me ashamed to mention what country I'm from online.

You know what? Any nationality is good, as long as I can bar 12-year olds from the game.

Urop usually doens't play with mericunts due to ping problems and vice versa. On high ping servers usually play people that don't know about such a thing as "ping". So you can judge who they really are. So dunno where did you meet russians or poles. May be on your shitty live?

>>47628711
Understood lol

>>47628616
>>47628743
Goddamnit it's so catchy because I can't understand a goddamned thing

FOR WALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the fuck are all the asian guys at? I've never played with an asian.

>>47628758
>Again, for most Scandinavians, those of us that are worth a damn, hate the rest of our fellow countrymen that name themselves with DK/NOR/SWE in their names, those are the retards that makes me ashamed to mention what country I'm from online.

I second this!

>>47628794
this

>>47628819

There are some servers are need to be placed in bottom of Atlantic ocean to improve intercontinental bro gaming.

>>47625035
Oh snap

No Canucks?
Fuck this shit.

The British become bros with age.

>>47625714
It's so nice being swedish...

FFXIfag here. French were the worst. Everyone used to laugh and joke that they were always so angry because there was no auto-translate for the phrase, "I surrender."

This coming from a Finn, I can say that many nordics have some kind of disease that forces a nationality sign after your name.

Also Germans and Swedes say "SWE? GER?" waaaay too often.

In terms of chat, I've played with Turks a lot recently and they know very little English and just go on about their own language. People with mics are a different thing. Scots are bros for their accent and general not too seriousness, whereas Americans and Brits are more "OH MAN I'M SO WASTED WEEE" and name-calling.

ALSO FUCK ANY SPANISH SPEAKING COUNTRY WHY CANNOT YOU SPEAK ENGLISH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>47625187

This.

They are significently overlooked when it comes to games(and everything else), but BeNeLux players are fucking amazing at games and they're decent bros when it comes to co-op.

How about this you retarded faggots.
Anyone with a country tag like GER, SWE, PL etc is shit tier and everyone else can be ok tier.

France: All of them I have met are cocky bastards that can't even play whatever game it is.

UK: Usually the same as the French, except better at the game than them.

Germany: Pretty cool bros, usually much better English (Grammar, spelling, etc) than most Americans.

Denmark: Same as the Germans except slightly nicer.

America: Do I even need to say?

Brazil: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Korea: I only met one kid from there, he was 12, he was more mature than all of /v/ combined, was pretty funny, and loved CS:S.

Other than that, I don't think I met anyone from other countries.

>>47628848
Wit = What
Pump = Fuck
Yer = Your
Maw = Mum
Gonnae = Going to

I love my extremely fucked up English,

As a Brit, I say Finns and Dutch are bros online.

That is all.

>>47628743
Almost certainly, but you can tell they have plenty of experience from the ned phenomenon.
And holy shit, being an outsider in that place and seeing this kind of people... It really makes me wonder how it all happened. If they just bred inside the family for generations and out of the vomb came this child, wearing a dirty tracksuit and holding a butterfly knife. The way they speak; "oh Ae'm jis ae spit awee", "geez me ya walle' or e'll chib uu", "fook u maww" is disgusting.

>>47629142
they could be even better if they bother to learn english instead of french

>>47628669
>They're good at english, and are well mannered.
I never do that, so I guess this was partially directed at me. Much appreciated!

Canadafag reporting in. Almost always stuck playing with a guy who has _BR at the end of his PSN.

>>47628207
>What we really are like
>Mandrilaftalen

lol'd hard

Also, it's funny how Swedes and danes keep hating each other, when it's obvious we are completely the same. In all regards.

BROS 4 LYFE

>>47629243
Actually they have spoke like that for hundreds of years. Check rabbie burns (Robert Burns, poet.)

Also I've never, ever heard somebody say what you said.

polfag living in sweden here.

other poles - about half of them are pretty decent players, the rest just sucks. the overall majority doesn't speak english well.

russians: totally okay, unless there is more than one on the server.

spanish/german/italians - haven't met many of them, pretty okay i guess.

swedish and other scandinavians - god tier, although they tend to keep to themselves much.

american - if <16yo - annoying attention whores, if older - decent players.

brazilians - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, but still better than half of us poles.

the rest - man, i don't even have an opinion.

>>47629399
just like rest of the fennoscandia keep hating Swedes.

Finns hate them because of history and theyre forced to have Swedish as second language

Norwegians also hate them because of history

>>47629243
Accents are usually stronger amongst the poor
Scottish is a very strong accent
Profit?

Based on TF2:

Russians - seems to be an even mix between total assholes and hilarious trolls. Usually kinda shit

Poles - nationalistic insular dickheads. Always asking who else is Polish

Americans - highest proportion of meme-spouting underage faggots with awesomeface.jpg as their avatar. Tend to be much louder than other nationalities

England - usually cool people, can be kind of arrogant and "murr i'm popular"

Scotland - a little serious but cool and good players

>>47629399
Unite Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Denmark under one!

What the hell? I didn't you you all hated Spain.
Well, the English level in Spain is very poor and the Spanish population in CSS and Gmod is 90% childs, but...

Aww, man, I'm one of a kind D:

>>47627395

>South Africa: Usually cool guys, always tend to be one-bar and red connection though.

South African here. We have a pretty strong gaming community and local players are usually friendly, though our archaic internet structure forbids us from playing even the most basic online games as almost all DSL connections are shaped to deliberately slow gaming and torrenting.

As for OP's map - Google Lee-Ann Liebenberg, Charlize Theron, Candice Boucher, Genevieve Morton... "Kinda icky" indeed.

Americans : Oh god almost as bad as Brazilians, annoying as fuck and are really really stupid.
Swedes : completely shit, SWE? SWE? SWE? SWE?
Poles : completely shit like the Swedes.
French : they can't speak English, never ever they just can't, fucking scum
Brits : Usually ok
Germans : Usually ok but too many fucking children gah
Czechs : see Germnas
Serbians : Can be hilarious, very good jokes but tend ot get annoying when they are together.
Russians : Only play graybrown shootan games, and are annoying

>>47629399
>recognizing Mandrilaftalen
>acknowledging the fraternal equality between Danes and Swedes
CONFIRMED FOR BRO

I agree with the brazilians, I hate them online.

>>47629646

jajajajajajajajajaja

WHY MUST YOU ALL SAY THAT FUCK

>>47629440
I guess I'm really shit at writing the way they speak then. I'm not referring to that kind of english (youtubed the poet you mentioned) - I'm thinking more along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNxhaVkyvro&feature=PlayList&p=EFB6221C3D865F46&index=0&a
mp;playnext=1 That skinny guy? Yep, him.

germanfag here:

Germans: bad losers, tend to help only germans if in larger groups, decent to good english, decent to good skill

Americans: Either true bros (mostly if 20 or older) or
annoying, loud little fags that talk like a bad anime dub, skill vary greaty from great to shit

British: see america, replace anime dub with chav accents

French: Douchbags that know no teamplay whatsoever, refuse the talk anyting but french , shitty skill

Dutchs and Skandianvians: mostly true bros, good english, good teamwork, good skill,

Russians: 50% are like dutch, 50% are hacking shithead with either crptic names or shit like "SSJ87 dark master killer", decent to good skill

Slavs: like the 50% bad russians, but less likely to hack, almost alway pirated their games and are bad in them

Turks/Latino: fucking begging, moonspeaking faggots with no skill and a destructive attidude towards gaming ( MUCH more prone to trolling/grieving than anybody else)

Rest: Not enough expericne with them

Singaporeans: YO LA WHY ARE YOU NOOB LAH?

>>47629772
>Slavs
That's not an ethnicity bro. Czechs and Russians are as diffrent as Niggers and Swedes.

>>47629616
Is it Kalmar Union time again?

finnish here.

young finns tend to be the worst assholes around but can speak decent english. older are cool.

swedes are possibly my pick for gamers. they're cool and given my exquisite playing ability they can love themselves all they want but deep inside they know we stand equal. at worst.

portuguese are poor at english but very nice, although i've only played with people over 30

the one italian i met was also cool and i was surprised at how good his english was

brits tend to be crazy and you always know you're dealing with one when they "should of"

>>47629861
Im in

The only cool Americans I've met online are the ones that are stationed in army bases. Mostly the ones stationed in Japan.

Norwegians will just buy Iceland.

>>47629886
>should of

It's just a poor pronunciation of 'should've', which is a contraction on 'should have'.

But yeah, it annoys the shit out of me too. The education system here in England is dogshit these days judging by the poor command of language the kids have.

>>47630316

French Canadian here.
Most other french canadians are whiny and annoying douches save for a few cool (usually the 20+ years old) ones and the only time they'll speak in their broken english is to trashtalk, BUT they tend to be skilled. Most english canadians are actually pretty cool and fun to play with.

>>47629727
Uh?

Well, here's what I think:

Americans: Generally stupid. Always speaking random shit in mic. Mixed skills. Very racist.

UK: Cool people. Good playing.

Japan: Almost never speak. Incredibly good playing.

France: I haven't playing with many French people, but they were a bit rude. Don't know many English.

Italian: Good players, good people.

Germans: I have mixed thinks about them. I've never talked to Germans.

Sweden: Nice people, good playing.

Latin American: Very racist. Bad at gaming and everything.

I bet half of you faggots never met a Japanese player online

>>47624800

>Venezuela
>Icky women

ITT : Stereotypes.

Haha why does everyone get on Americans for trash talking? That shit is hilarious, half the fun of playing a game is the verbal sparring.

>>47631624
Precisely because they think like you, faggot.

Amerifag here. What does an american accent sound like to non-Amerifags? I'm from the midwest, moved to east coast, so I've heard many of the retarded dialects used here. Personally, I try to keep it accent neutral, almost bordering on 'proper' english.

>>47631752
>america
>"proper" english

>>47631752
The mid-west accent or the "newscaster accent" as I like to call it is way too bland, it has no flavor. Listening to a guy with a southern US accent and a guy with a cockney accent get into a heated debate is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

>>47631752
All throaty with the stress on the wrong syllables. Something like that.

>no canada

I don't play online much, but one of the most memorable times was when I tried out GTA IV on XBL.

I ended up in a match with these two french guys, who just sat and laughed at each other for the entire thing. They didn't even move, they just sat there getting killed and laughing. I have no idea what the hell was going on.

Argentinafag here.

Shit is god tier.

>>47631934
Yes, as in pronouncing words the way they were made to be pronounced, without pointless contractions and slurring, and general niggerspeak. Even the English have killed their own language with stupid cockney accents.

>>47631752
ar = a
o = ah
or = er

>>47632338
I once joined a game of Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on original Xbox. I started moving around the map and didn't see anyone for ages. Loads of French voice chat. I was like 'WTF?'

Then I found the other players all hiding in the same room. I killed one of them and thus French guy was like "go away, zis is not a game' and I got kicked. Fuckers were using it as a chat booth.

>>47632608

Why do they do these things? Don't they have mobile phones in France?