>Dad walks in
MGS is just a shitty story with major homosexual overtones. The fucking writer reads twilight, and you faggots still say "OMG MATURPEEECE"
>>475848460.5/10Troll harder
>Dad walks int
>>47584671>YA WINNING SON?
>>47585301"Hey son, you mind if I play?"
Purno lulz
>>47584846>The fucking writer reads twilightNo surprise, his writing is as bad, if not worse, than Meyer's
>dad walks in
>dad walks in>son, am proudnot really, I haven't seen my dad since I was like, 5
>>47585542what the hell am i looking at?
>>47585542this is why you don't juggle with knives
>>47585542Is he ok?
>Mom walks in>Bends over to pick something up
>>47586148
>Waterfall scene with Eve>Dad walks in
>>47585542This why you don't admit your Christian in a muslim shithole
>Blow a guy's head off in Fallout 3>start laughing because he had a funny look on his face>dad walks in
>>47586717Worst part about it is>Can't pause cut-scenes in first 3 games
>Mom walks in
>Roommate walks in
>>47587399what the fuck am I looking at
>>47587650Talisex in Mass Effect 2, of course.
>Mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
>>47587706???
>anyone walks in
>>47587706Oh. How the fuck is that even possible? Didn't they establish in the first game that whatever species she was had a ridiculously weak immune system? Having sex for them would be like licking the area under a truckstop urinal to us.
>>47587857The crazy salarian fucker on your team thinks its fascinating and spends the whole game figuring out how you two can fuck. Same goes for if you go for Thane or Garrus.
>>47587825Mom's just jealous, it's theBEASTIEBOYS
jesus, doesnt anybody knock on the door first these days?!
>>47587825>>47588130
>>47587940Well at least Bioware acknowledges that it makes no sense.I always thought Tali was the hottest Mass Effect character :3
>dad walks in>Hey big guy you still play that too? Yeah, dad.>/brofist dadI don't know why he still calls me big guy. >.>
>>47588337because you're a fat neckbeard?
>girlfriend walks in
>>47586188
>>47588520Clean shaven runner actually :3
>>47588337Because you're his son.
>>47585769>not really, I haven't seen my dad since I was like, 5Bastard!
>Dad walks in>how the fuck did you know I live here?
>grandmother walks in
I had this same problemmy ps2 was in the livingroomso i tried to play this part as fast as i couldnever worked out though
>>47589001shutupshutupshutupfucking tripfag you're not contributing you're just a faggot
>>47589001Cool over9000 get bro
>>47587857Brosef, they're aliens. They can't catch human diseases. Viruses are made specifically for our species, it would be like trying to infect a rock.
>playing Fallout 3 with a character designed to look like Lemmy>dad walks in>punch a Super Mutant's head off in VATS>"Is that fucking Lemmy?"
>>47587399So what does she look like without the mask?
>>47589380You don't get to see, she takes it off while the camera is behind her, then transitions to that pic.
>>47589365holy shitthat is awesome
>>47589365Who is Lemmy?
>>47589595>Google Image Search>???>Profit!
>>47588666>>47588666>>47588666Epic numberHowever, for me, I walked in on my girlfriend playing that. I was like, Uhh.. Wut?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy
>Dad walks in>Brofist
>>47589595
>>47589595I will kill you so hard you will die to death.
