ban all IPs

Lock the board for days.

Post threads about video games.

forced anonymity on /v/
build a statue
I AM BEST EL MODERATORE

/4chan

BAN FUCKING NAMONO

>>47311502
oh, well
sir, you just won

OP's mom.

Oooh, I'd have so much fun banning people, I'd never run out of them!

Eat some soup.

Delete every board but /b/
Clicking on any other link sends you to a picture of a statue.

>>47311502

>>47311436
Remove the option to use a tripcode

delete all board-related threads until every thread is offtopic
ohwait

Everyone wears a mandatory Big Dumb Queer##2sk0akdjkp00p triptag.

forced anon in every board

ban people that makes non-vidya related thread,ban people that post furry stuff..

Abuse them until I get banned.
Just like the rest of you faggots.

Resign. Immediately.

i wouldn't do anything

i'd just watch and wait

wait for namimi to post

no i wouldn't ban him though

i'd wait for him and lanced to get their 200+ post threads


and then i would ban EVERYONE who replied to them.

and suddenly, /v/ is 6 times better

Use the lust ritual and resurrect W.T. Snacks.

Unleash him upon the demon that is /b/

Finally I can return home.

you guys know there's a way to get around forced anonymity right?

play videogames

delete /v/ altogether

kill the cancer

>>47311680
This.
Then build statues.

Ban you for making a shit thread.

Troll faggots.

Initiate Hellbanning


People will be banned without being told. They can view and post, but their post does not go through to the servers so the rest of us cant see it. As far as they know they will be being ignored

After a while I will make the home page the permban notice and shut the site down for a good 3 or 4 months

Then I will reopen and users will come back at a slow trickle
It'll be like new again

Banhammer all tripfags that troll
Banhammer all anons that make shitty non-vidya related threads
Build statues

start banning people making threads not related to vidya like this one, troll threads, and people who have to troll the shit out of a good vidya related thread.

>>47311680
Brilliant. I've wanted to do similar to /b/ (ban everyone who responds to one of those "post ending in 69 becomes a mod threads" or 75-chan threads.

Get threads, lots of them.

>>47311436

Post like I normally do.

wouldn't you? Aren't you honest, /v/?

No. What am I thinking...

fix this fucking board.

>>47311680
>>47311502

These, moderators of the year, all years

>>47311680
Then ban yourself, make it 50 times better.

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

Ban fags making /v/ unrelated threads
Ban fags posting in them not using sage
200 times better /v/

Make it so every image posted on /b/ is replaced with CP, then tell the FBI about so everybody there gets arrested.

>>47311680
Can someone please give mod powers to chicken?

Forced names for everyone

Hire mods who actually ban people.

>>47311680

is that a bb gun?

>>47311883
only for a suck of my cock

Public bans would be nice

I permaban anyone on sight who even slightly annoys me or posts anything I disagree with.

>>47311680
Only correct answer
and
Build statues

>>47311680
Someone please get this man Admin powers.

just browse /tg/

>>47311680
thats... actually a surprisingly good idea.

>>47311680
They already did that for nigba threads

I'm disappointed they stopped that policy

Not a whole lot.

/v/ is near perfect as is, the best place to be on the internets. Wouldn't have it any other way. Well, I might ban people who dump gore or the like in legitimate threads just cause they mad or something.

All these people who hate it and want it changed radically... Why are you here if you dislike it so much?

Make anyone who has used a tripcode for more than a week a admin
/v/ is instantly 5 times better

>>47311952
>Public bans would be nice
VERY WRONG

remember just recently when there were two public, stickied, bans

a thousand faggots made threads to taunt the mods, and a thousand other faggots made threads to scream "LOOK MODS!" and all the good threads got knocked out

>>47312042
They can't continue that policy because NOBODYS FUCKING HERE

Absolutely nothing.

Why change tradition?

Nothing.

>>47312104
At least it lets us know we aren't forgotten

Anyone ever get the feeling this thread is one of the moderator recruitment questions where if you give a semi-human answer they'll do something like a ban-ip but instead it's more of a prompt for more contact information for the actual job?

what does the tripcode look like

1. any tripfags who troll will be permab& and their tripname blacklisted so that when they use it, everything they post filters to 'I am an enormous faggot, please rape my face'

2. Ban all non /v/ threads from /v/. hire an army of loyal janitors and a squadron of elite mods to enforce this. I will run my chan like as an nameless emperor, striking all I see unfit from my board forever.

3. mark out stream threads to delete themselves upon posting -- only on /v/ though

4. put a java script box for up to 5 games to be playable between you and another randomly selected /v/irgin. pong, chess, mario ect...

Make a /po/ board
Make a /fur/ board
Remove anonymous and tripcodes, everyone is assigned a unique name that is locked to their computer.
Make a 1 day wait period between posting on /b/ and posting on another board. as in, if you posted on /b/ you have to wait 24 hours before you can post anywhere else.

delete /b/ then hire mods

Ban Lanced Jack's IP address by STATE range.

Lots of temporary bans. Delete unrelated threads. Ban obvious trolls and console wars bullshit. Generally try to get civil discussion going. /v/ is the most intelligent general video-game forum I've seen, and it would be nice if we could have actual discussions. I'd temp ban both trolls, and people who fall for very obvious trolls, depending on their level of stupidity.

Delete /a/, leave /jp/ to its fate, change /tg/'s name to /touhougames/ and wordfilter the words "sergal" and "weeaboo shit"

Too many newfriends incorrectly using the word weeaboo these days

nutin

enforce the no trolling rule

of course

>2. Ban all non /v/ threads from /v/. hire an army of loyal janitors and a squadron of elite mods to enforce this. I will run my chan like as an nameless emperor, striking all I see unfit from my board forever.
Enjoy everyone leaving and only about 20 people sticking around, aka 7chans video game board.

>>47312334
Also, getting banned changes your assigned name.

forced anonymous

I'd only allow child porn to be posted on every board.

>>47312239
there haven't been new moderators on 4chan in a LONG time

moot still hasn't even bothered looking through Janitor applications yet

Make it a text born and no names at all.

>>47312512
Better have 20 people discussing vidya than a legion of morons babbling about whatewer unrelated shit pops into their minds.

ban all weeaboos. oh wait thats the whole board.

oh well.

>>47311680
i love you

I|d make Aya the mod of doom.

create /5/

>>47312623
If there are no mods, how come you can still get banned then, genius?

Troll /a/, /b/ and /r9k/ constantly

i.e. moot's policy

>>47312512
>implying this is a bad thing

>>47311436

Ban all tripfags.

ban everyone that dose >green text

>forced anonymity
>crew of hardcore mods that enforce rules strictly
>ban faggotry of any sorts, furry or otherwise
>enforce heavy chemo on all boards

Enforce rules with an iron fist.

Make all bans public.

Ban constantly, for trivial things.

Put the fear of m00t back into Anonymous.

Delete all non-/v/ related material on /v/ and ban the people who make those threads. You may say "hurr /v/ is so much better with /b/ material" but no. If you feel this way then you don't belong here.

In return for getting rid of trolls and /b/ shit, I'll allow videogame porn to be posted because it's /v/ related.

Ban every avatar faggot.

ban avatarfags every one

>>47311502

>moderatore

You mean "EL MODERADOR" bro?

if you vote chicken for mod, you'll see the idiots who fall for trolls get banned in droves

the publicly executed, by popular vote of how the people want them killed

then once a month we tie "aya" "bumpers" and other avatar using miscreants to a post and hit them with tomatoes all day

and of course, if you vote me for moderator, the ps3. WILL. HAVE. GAMES.

>>47313040
>I'll allow videogame porn
No, that will turn it into /b/

people seem to misunderstand that letting porn be posted on any blue board will just lead to constant deluge of porn threads and nothing else.

boring.

Ban everyone on the first offence of trolling. Anon gets 3 dan b&, trip fags get a month for trolling.

Greentexting for spelling and grammar errors gets a 24 hour b&

anyone posting a picture of Konata or any Lucky*Star related bullshit gets a 3 day b& on sight.

>>47313040
>I'll allow videogame porn to be posted because it's /v/ related.

I like this.

starting non vidya thread get a 24 hour b& and the thread is fucking locked.

Ban any image that is not OC.

>>47313303
Well basically seeing how mods don't do their jobs, we're already living the dream. I'd just basically make it official.

>>47313288
CHICKEN FOR MOD!
CHICKEN FOR MOD!
CHICKEN FOR MOD!

Make the word sauce result in a 7 day ban

Make it so anyone suffixing things with fag is banned forever

I'm the real Chicken

I disapprove of this thread

Ban any OP that post copy pasta.