pic also related, it's the folder

> He still lives at home
> WomenLaughing.png

I have a folder name Porn right in my C drive

I keep all my porn in some folder in my Program Files.

I keep everything incriminating on flashdrives...
Which I hide in my anus

>>47046876
mine is on my desktop, that's how much i dont care

Hidden folder.

Done.

in the system32 folder

Because making a rar with a password was just tooo hard.

Very fucked.
It's full of gay furry porn and a bit of shota.

>Right click folder
>Check file size
>lolwut.jpg

I still live with my parents, and I have my porn folder smack in the middle of My Pictures. Loaded with furry and guro, too. I don't care, because my parents aren't invasive assholes.

i fucking lold hard OP.

sucks to be you guys, i have no friends or relatives so i don't have to deal with this problem.

Pretty safe.
My porn folder is named mcd711.dll and has the dll icon.

However, if they click that
DICKS EVERYWHERE

The only porn folder on my hard drive is encrypted with a password.

I got a couple of games and pictures that I wouldn't especially want to show people (Touhou, moe images) but it's all SFW.

Aside from the 4chan folder, which is full of all manner of nonsense, I have nothing TRULY incriminating.

Truecrypt file on HDD, portable truecrypt on a memory stick, 35+ character password, triple encryption.

Fuck yeah, nobody can crack it.

Ehh, I dont have anything really incriminating, just some normal shit and some hentai. Im not really fucked if they barge in and look at my files. Plus i keep my shit on the DESKTOP labeled as math :p

>Use OP's computer
>Search for *.jpg, *.mov, *.png
>Get embarrassing shit
>Realise OP had some sort of puzzle

I'm fine. I have it all hidden on the external hard drive which is encrypted. Even if they somehow got past that, they'd need to find it, which would be difficult as even though it takes a password to get to, I'm still hiding it.

I actually do something very similar to OP. I have a "maze" of folders and shit in my pictures file.

My porn folder is on 'my pictures'
and on my zune so I can fap at work.

>>47047132

...They wouldn't think to do that.

Would they?

I keep everything in a folder called "WARGARBLE" on my desktop.

I keep it next to my b folder and my Reaction Images

I store it in my video games folder, and keep kids away from my computer. No real adult cares about video games, so I'm perfectly safe.

if anyone search for images or videos.they will end finding 1000000 of pr0n!

My computer is password protected, and my porn is in an misc folder named after the most boring thing i can think of. Not that it matters much, since no one's getting past my password in the first place.

>about to walk away from the computer for more than 2 minutes
>Start->Shut Down->Lock

User account is password protected.

I don't have anything embarrassing on my computer. True story.

I put all the really fucked up shit in a folder which is just tucked away..

Stuff
Music
Metal
Death
Live
New Folder
Shit (this is where it all is)

My family and cousins and shit use my pc all the time then the other day for some reason i right click on the little folder icon on the taskbar and it comes up your most frequent folders..

Fuck you windows 7!!!

I keep my porn in folders in My Pictures labelled "NSFW" and "SFW". My CP I keep deep in the depths of my computer where nobody would dare look.

Why not just put your folder as hidden..?

hidden folder called "control centre 2" then a bunch of subfolders and shit

I just pass worded my pc.

i don't store that stuff on my compputer

ITT: Pricks that have never heard of TrueCrypt or hiding .zips in a .jpg...

A white wallpaper with a single folder in its center named "MASTURBATION". No other icons on the desktop.

Stop being such pussies.

>>47047292

>doesnt use windows key and l

laughingirls.jpg

>>47046771
Dylan is a pretty stupid name.

>>47047292
> [Windows Button] + [L]
> Save 5 seconds everytime

I have my VIDEO GAMES all in a folder called VIDEO games so if my VIDEO GAMES came on my VIDEO GAMES looking for VIDEO GAMES, they'd have to play a lot of VIDEO GAMES first.

Also, VIDEO GAMES

Um, Just deepcrypt the files? lol

I would be pretty fucked if they found my Guro folder.

>>47047389

Retards who overthink simply locking and passwording their account in Windows.

Video games

ITT: fucking retards that don't know how to use encryption tools.

>>47047229

I would and have done before.

Make a few shortcuts with
Shutdown -s -t 3 -c "Uh oh spaghettios!"

it'll just shut down with a prompt box saying "Uh oh spaghetios!" every time someone picks that wrong answer

Not fucked at all. I only have a handful of hot pictures of women with no nudity.

sage for not vidya

>>47046935

Same.

My parents don't know how to use a pc, but if they did and found out something, who cares?

You guys need to google TrueCrypt and then give me all your money.

All my porn is in a folder named "fap" in my 4chan folder, on my external HD. Not hidden.

Honestly though, the only people who use my computer besides me are people I'd trust around my porn, anyway. And I don't have any fucked up shit so I'm good.

I'm single now though. Whenever I'm dating someone, I do something similar to OP and create a folder maze with fake trails.

They'd go mad trying to navigate my porn folder.

I have it set up somewhat similar to OP, except there is porn in every single folder. There is not really any particular order to it, it's just the result of dozens of folders getting merged together haphazardly over the years

>>47047132
FUCK

Misc/Adobe Photoshop CS3/resoruces/common/extras

Not a terribly long chain, but still none of it looks incriminating enough. But if somehow they reach the extras folder, I'm fucked. Once they get past some of the stuff on the surface which is mildly harmless and start to dig deeper, then they get into the weird shit.

>>47047318
>i'm twelve and don't know how to remove the Recent Documents tab
How fucking underage can you get, /v/?

i've hidden everything, no one will find my questionable porn stash

I inject their system files with my porn

>how fucked are you
not fucked at all, my computer is password locked

and my password hint is "penis" just to be a misleading douchebag

>Your parents, girlfriend, ex, sibling, or friend barge into your room and get on your computer. They start looking around for embarrassing shit that they can hold against you.
How fucked are you?

My parents would never do this since they respect my privacy. My friends, girlfriend, siblings will never do this because they know I will not hesitate to beat them with whatever is within arms reach e.g. baseball bat or crowbar.

I have all my porn in a folder named "porn".

It's put in my "Personal" folder.

They should get the message not to open it, or else they are fags.

my hdd is encrypted. i turn my machine off whenever im not going to be around it.

My wallpaper is a picture of Bridget getting it hard, I use this as a scarecrow to ward off PC trespassers.

Every single adult expects that their adolescents look at porn... it's a totally natural impulse.

Anyone TOUCHES my computer

They die.

I'm not 12, and I have my own apartment. So I can leave all my porn and 4chan shit sit right on the desktop.

Feels good man.

C:\4\+\New Folder
Easy hiding spot, and yes 4 is my 4chan folder

Not at all.

Incredibly fucked.

I don't know if anyone remembers the story I told a couple weeks ago about my sister needing my laptop for a presentation....yeah, it was pretty bad. If anyone wants, I'll recount it (I'm just Demon's Soulsing right now, so I'm having trouble typing and playing at the same time).

But yeah.

My parents would disown me, I'm pretty sure.

My computer is passworded, and I lock my computer when I'm not around.

I don't even live with my parents or have a roommate, it's just ingrained in habit.

>your ex barges into your room
Change your locks. You're already fucked.

I actually have my wallpaper as a 312 letter cryptogram, the answer to the cryptogram being the password to the folder just before the folder that asks for the password that asks for the password to the next folder which is the brand name of my clock.

Besides my Porn file in the C drive, I download videos on my parents computer and just relabel them as bands

My porn is hardly the worst thing on my hard drive.

Let's see.

I have a bit of weaponized code, some links, a bunch of music, and some suggestive wallpapers.

No porn, but a LOT of reaction images.

I don't download porn. I never really saw the point after the advent of streaming porn.

And I browse those sites in incognito windows. Feels good man.

I have my own computer with a 27letter password. They alternate in caps too.

And I have a lock on my door so when I go out/ work, no one can come in. (I have a 47inch television and an X-Box, and there are kids everywhere so I don't want nothing to harm my TV.)

>>47047767
oh~

do tell!


i'd hate for anyone to find my "Weird shit i fancy" folder, which is all my SFW tomboy and waifu shit, it would be more compromising than my porn

also my nosebleed fetish would be revealed!

Soooooooo fucked.

Loli hentai in a folder on my desktop. Some porn and anime pics are in My Pictures, but I don't care about that.

>>47047858

You write fanfics?

Keep everything you don't want people seeing in a file called something trivial like "02937-instructions".

I wouldn't be very fucked. There's hardly anything saved on my computer that I wouldn't want people looking at, save for some embarassing shit from when I was a kid.

You know..come to think of it...I've never actually watched a whole, real porn before.

Huh.

>External Drive/Movies and TV/Porn

Well, I used to hide my porn back in like high school but I don't care anymore. Sweet youth.

Hell, I got a folder named "crap" on my desktop that's filled with various porn dumps I save off 4chan.

One of my 500gb drives is also dedicated to NSFW stuff, it has 37gb free. It's mostly asian idol videos though :3

I noticed a while ago that I have slowly gathered a folder full of reaction images and /v/ crap.

Not sure how to feel.

1. search
2. *.png, *.jpg
3. view thumbnails
4. dear god...

>>47047809
Takes the cake

I am pretty fucked

And i dont hide it, though i do have a hoarding folder, i have 2 actually lol

I am getting new hard drives soon though so i will have to start from scratch ;_;

>>47047935

real men use passwords with punctuation, foreign characters, and numbers.

/thread also there is a function for searching that does do images, video, etc... and you can sort by each and find every picture file on the computer through it.

My family is convinced I'm asexual, so they might feel relieved.

Not fucked at all, aside from som anime that may be frowned upon.

Let's see...

My Morrigan folder, I suppose. They might mistake my folder of Classic Roll images for something else, too.

Porn? Well, I do have one doujin where Morrigan fucks a guy, and a fanfic where Rouge rapes Tails, but I doubt they'd know where to look.

>implying my gf wasnt responsible for putting 70% of the porn on my computer

>>47046721
or just log out when you leave your computer...

>My family is convinced I'm gay, so they might feel relieved.

>>47048169

It's been pointed out bro, these computer illiterate faggots are just having a dumbass dick waving session.

>>47048105

This, ya fuckin nerds, your folder in a folder^10 doesn't matter when someone can just display all your sordid little images using the search tool

only profile on computer is password protected.

/thread

The computer is passworded and set to wipe itself after ONE incorrect password entry. The backup is in an external drive sitting in my safe.

1.3 GB of reaction images, wallpapers, and general bullshit.

I'm fucked.

>>47048230
>where Rouge rapes Tails

>>47048450
Krogan penis.

Oh geez, all I have is a simple maze, starting at a named folder. If someone were to click on that and just keep clicking, they're gonna find at least SOME of my porn...I gotta work on the maze some more...

>>47048230
I guess if someone saw that Morrigan folder they would disaprove.

>>47048334
>illiterate

>Implying I don't know who my father is.

So, more of that girl in the OP pic?

Pretty please?

>>47046721
Porn belongs in the Porn Folder of your HDD.

G:\Porn

thats how easy it is.

C:\Users\Me\Documents\H

That's divided into folders for real, animated, and drawn.

>>47048406

lol no

>search for .jpg .png .mov .wmv
>FISSION MAILED

>>47048450
Really quite truly fucked.

I've seen my dad's porn folder. He has no right to persecute me.

>>47046771

>Created 1 hour ago

Sure is attention whore in here.

>Friends come over
>We drinking and playing da videogames
>I have to leave the room
>One of my friends uses my laptop
>Finds my hentai collection
>Laughs at me, I'm major embarrassed


Hide your porn guys,trust me, it's for the better.

>>47048632
Also I'm not at risk anyway because I don't let random fuckers on my computer.

>>47047941
Fine, fine

>at work
>get a phone call from my mom
"Clovis, your sister's laptop isn't working, and she needs to do a power point presentation for her class.
>Realize that I left futa and shota ALL OVER THE DESKTOP from earlier that day (look, my computer is password protected, and I didn't think anyone would use it before I got home...too used to living alone....)
>"Sorry mom, I don't think I can do that. If you let me talk to her, I'm sure I can explain."
No, you don't get it; I already gave her the laptop, but she can't open it without the password or something; her presentation is pretty soon. What's the problem with her using it.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>call my sister up
"Clovis, are you going to give me the password?
>"Sis, could you please not use my laptop? Please? I'm begging you here."
"Why not?"
>....
"....Oh, god damnit, Clovis...."

My parents thought I had my wallpaper set to something involving alcohol and that I was too embarrassed to let people see it. My sister, however, is almost as sick and twisted as I am, so she wasn't really mad at me....just disappointed. I bought her a board game, and she explained to my parents how it was just a misunderstanding.

Still, it was REALLY embarrassing, and a crazy close call. I did not want a room full of people seeing a desktop full of hentai.

>>47047132
I tried this just now and found 30 incomplete CP video files. holy shit you saved my life, dr. house

I hide mine in an Nvidia driver folder, disguised as some beta drivers and fake data.

>>47048703
Sometimes I buy expensive wine and pretend I am seducing/being seduced by this saucy young girl here.

>>47048804
Lucky motherfucker.

>>47047292

This.

Except, windows + L key.

The only kind of folder I have on this computer is black girls lol

Nobody cares what I look at

>>47048804
>something involving alcohol
wait wat

I have showed my girlfriend all my sick disgusting shit I have on my computer. We've been together for 2 years. I was trying to get her to break up with me... turned out she was into alot of the shit I had saved

Uh I keep my porn on a 16 gb thumbdrive... so yeah.. I got no worries no more.

I stream all my pornography, and clear out my browser daily regardless of whether I've been fapping or not.

There's nothing incriminating on here.

>>47048563

Well, there isn't a single nude picture, so its not that bad...

Mine is C:\swsetup\fap32_9001\New Folder\New Folder\Porn

I don't have any porn on my computer, so there's nothing to find.

i'd be fine, just a normal stash of porn, nothing weird. if it was my dad he'd probably compliment my tastes then go about his business

>>47048933
enjoy your shitty resolution video and pop-ups

>>47047752
They get bored looking through the many thousands of images this turns up?

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>>47048733

How has no one noticed this?

I have my 4chan folder directly on the desktop. But it's far from full of porn, I really only have a few /s/ pics.
It's mostly reaction images, comics, fan artwork (the pokemon folder might be embarassing) and some awesome/funny photos.

So, anything embarassing about my media? The lack of those that I can be embarassed about, I guess.

>>47048858
Then, I masturbate and pretend it's because we're having sex.

Not fucked, I stream my porn!

Only thing I might be embarrassed for are a shitload of reaction images and MGS screenshots. But I guess i'll have a good excuse for that.

/v/ - How to hide your pron from outsiders

>>47048933
I only have about 2.5GB on insta-cream stuff in case the Internet goes out.

YES, MY LIBIDO IS SO GODDAMN INFLUENTIAL THAT I HAVE PORN IN CASE THE INTERNET GOES OUT.

>>47048933
ITT: underage germanfags

I had a stunning monument to porn hiding when I lived with my dad

I had folders that would increase in number the closer you got to my inner sanctum. The folder names would become more and more confusing, some were in German, some were in Cyrillic

Finall, when you got to the final "level", which would take easily an hour, fourteen of the fifteen folders were shutdown shortcuts with folder icons

the last one, once entered, was "you earned this" and was a 7GB goldmine of crazy German porn, CP, all sorts of good shit

Here are my most commonly perused folders, they're inside my "stuff" folder that's favorited in windows explorer, so not THAT hard to find.

The "anime" folder is ecchi stuff <3

>>47048804
don't save that stuff to the desktop bro

>>47047132
Tried this

>.jpg: 6900 files
I doubt they're willing to look through all that to find the porn
>.mov: 0 files
derp
>.png: 3000 files
same as .jpg

>>47049048
When the morning comes, I get up and get "us" breakfast - which is to say, I make myself an omelette.

>>47049029
timezones

>>47048270
true bro

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.. with all the lolicon hentai porn i got.... rofl some dick girls furry.... i would be dead

>>47049103
You could just use the search function.

I would be disappointed (in society) if people saw my porn and didn't say, "Hmmm... that's some pretty hot shit."

Seriously, you'd have to have shit taste in appearances and aesthetics to think otherwise.

I just have a folder called Porn in my D:/ folder.
Holy shit guys, you're fucking paranoid.

Seriously
Why do people go to great lengths to hide their porn?
Hell I put my porn as my facebook profile picture.

Dont' give a fuck. It's easier.

Well first they would have to go into the folder titled Soviet Russia on my desktop, then they would have to go to the Folder folder, then they'd see about half the stuff I have. To get to the rest they would have to go to my downloads folder and look at the Mithra wo Mederu Hon 5 folder I use for when I use Down them all, but I have no friends my siblings all live in different states, I have no girlfriend, and I don't live with my parents.

>>47049103
That's pretty godly, man.

>>47048778
>One of my friends uses my laptop
>Finds my hentai collection
>Laughs at me

He isn't your friend.

>>47048910
I'm 20; my parents assumed it was one of those facebook-esque party pictures, and that I had set it as my wallpaper or something.

Although, one time, my sister had to take her laptop in to get some sort of fix to the iPhoto system, and they did a data backup, where it flashed through all the pictures she had saved. She had like....5 naked pictures on there of her posing. I was with her at the time, so I know she can appreciate a stupid mistake being awkward.

>>47048888
Don't I know it; password protection saved my butt.

Sort folders by size, OP loses.

>>47049240
Most posters here live with their parents.

I delete movies after watching them and all my porn is some pictures of busty girls.
And noone would ever try to accuse me for liking young big breasted women.

Windows+L every time I'm away from my computer.

>>47049170
Then, I play this .gif and pretend it's because she's finally realised what she did with me last night in her drunken condition.

Even in my fantasies I...

>>47049278
what's your facebook?

mine is in the recycling bin.

no one ever cares to look there

>>47049379
...then I knock her unconscious and check out her butt.

TRUECRYPT, dumbasses. Simple password, since the best defense is that no one tries to find it, rather than worrying about them cracking it. I've got a file called h.tfc in my Downloads folder, hidden amongst the .dll's and whatnot. It's totally nondescript, and no one will ever know or care.

This is assuming that one day I leave my computer unlocked and someone cares to try and find that stuff, which they won't.

>>47049278
post pics nao

>>47049278
this is where you post the nudes

you mentioned them on 4chan, don't you dare refuse

I would be pretty fucked because there is gay porn all over my PC and I'm 15 and my parents would be devastated

I must be an alien or something. I do not understand why it would be embarassing if someone found your grorious wierd porn collection. Personally I think it'd be wierder NOT to have porn on your computer. I keep my guro, femdom, trap, gay and tentacles in the root folder goddamn. And no, I do not live alone, and many people use my computer.

I just changed the folder icon to the Java icon, hid it in one of the Java program file folders and changed the name to something that looks vaguely technical (but with a little cypher that lets me pick it out of the list).

Since my roommates (not my family - I'm 25 and share a rented house with 3 women and another guy) are still at the point where they type with just their index fingers, I'd say I'm pretty safe in this department.

>>47049455

Why do you have .dll's in your download folder?

>>47049278
>She had like....5 naked pictures on there of her posing
You must post them.

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NEEDS MORE OF GIRL IN OP PIC

>>47049552
I hope it just now dawned on you that this is why nobody invites you out

My family's not really normal. I went to gay pride with my grandmother when I was 14. I'm not even gay.

I doubt they'd care about some weird fetishes I have.

>the underage B& in this thread that hide their porn

>>47047007
yea op, this proves that u fucked up

>>47049660
Like what fetishes

>>47049592
>typing with index fingers
Hah made me lol.

External Hardrive, just worry when I"m using it give people some pirated movies or games and they wanna look through the thing

just locked myself out of my D: drive. Thanks guys.

I have a lot of really weird shit in a subfolder of my Pictures folder, but hey, if my dad saw it it would help me come out, at least~

are you fcuking kidding me op
truecrypt faggot, do it

>4Chan
>Hiding Porn

hahaha

>>47049598
Pardon, I meant .dat files, which are there from my unending battle to make Battle Moon Wars actually run at all. Also several .pdf's of piano sheet music, old .torrent files, and a few .tar and other zip files.

So I was using my friends laptop and I was going to gap.com

Well gap is inside megaporn.com. So megaporn.com/<insert rest of link here> popped up and about 25 other links. This girl is pretty conservative and I never expected this. Needless to say I was loling in my head but said nothing b/c there was like 5 people over.

>>47049170
wut anime is that from, she's hot

>>47049144
Duh, I know that now! I'm usually better about it; I was going to do it when I got home from work, I was just running late and stuff....

Ugh, it was a really bad experience.

>>47049397
Hahahaha, no way.

>>47049462
>>47049471
Ummmm....what makes you guys think I have the pictures? And even if I did, no way in hell I would post them; I love my sister too much for that.

Your loss, though; she's really pretty, AND is a natural D cup. TOO BAD SHE'S GETTING MARRIED, LOLOLOLOLOL; CAN'T HAVE, GUYS, CAN'T HAVE

>>47049767
Just bring home a guy one day. Don't introduce him or anything, just bring him home and do what you normally would.

If you act like it doesn't fucking matter, it won't.

>RIGHT CLICK
>CHECK "HIDE"
>CLICK APPLY TO ALL FOLDERS AND FILES
>UNHIDE WHEN YOU FAP
>SUCCESS.JPG

A flash drive that I keep somewhere within my digestive tract at all times. However, you need another flash drive that I keep hidden in in my locked wall save which is in turn hidden behind my bulletin board. In the wall safe there are instructions on how to get to a safe deposit box containing my three most treasured possessions; a music box, a key and a pen with the words 'TNT accident free driver of the year' written on it. There is a man who lives in stoke, and he is TNT's accident free driver of the year. If you return these items to him he will hand you a paper envelope, but do not open it else its contents will surely be destroyed in direct sunlight. Inside is a letter, containing the 384-digit code needed to unencrypt the files on my flash drive.

If TNT's accident free driver of the year is (for some reason) not there, I can assure you, it's not an accident.

I'm actually careless, I only use CCleaner every 2-3 times I fap. If my parents or siblings found it, they'd just see regular porn and it would just get awkward for a bit.

The FBI on the other hand..

>>47049741
I found a friend's hentai folder the other day when I was borrowing stuff from him and giving him Baccano, but I didn't go into it. That's why you hide it on the internal hard drive, not an external. TrueCrypt all the fucking way.

Of course, he's a bloody idiot for calling it "hentai" in the first place.

>>47049626
i had sex yesterday, and have a ton of friends i see all the time. sweden's cool in that regard.

Hiding porn?

What the hell?
I put mine in sorted folders which are quite easy to get too
>Documents/Name of folder
>Pictures>Scattered everywhere (Really need to sort this that's why I switched to documents)

I hide my porn deep in my Steam folder, so no one will get suspicious when they see it

I'm fucking 30. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about my porn habits.

Paranoia, anyone?

I dont fap to porn anymore, I fap to videos of women giving guys piggyback rides

pic related

I have one folder with some porn but that doesn't matter as much as when they go on the internet

>start typing "f..."
>"young girl fucked"
>"milf fucked by black guy"
>"15 guys fuck one girl"
>and so on

>>47049904
slowclap.jpg

>>47049965
No one cares if a woman has porn though

>>47050041

>I'm too old to be on 4chan.

>>47049880
a fiancee has never stopped me before (true story bro)

i will find her, i will fuck her, and perhaps i will be inducted into your family

sadly, now i know the codes to your porn hiding as well, so in one fell swoop i will not only put my penis in your delightful sister, but i will reveal your shame to the rest of the family

then, i will impregnate her, divorce her, move to some crappy country in Asia on her money and delight in the fact that i did this simply to fuck with your family

>>47049981

Haha, this is actually where mine is.

I have my porn on the desktop in a folder named porn cause I dont care to hide it anymore.

>>47050105
>I'm too young to be on 4chan and thus have to hide my porn

>>47050103

>Mog
>Woman

lolno. He and his gay lover, Raltese have butt sex.

>>47050060
This, god damnit.
I'm thinking about installing chrome as a coverup, and using firefox for porn and 4chan.

>>47046981
>rar, passworded
>opening the file and thinks that the file isn't cached

*laughs*

>>47050103
First thing

I'm not a woman

Second thing

I disagree

I think it is a lot worse if someone finds a woman with porn
Unless you were just trying to slip I'm a woman in there

>>47050164

>He never said anything about hiding porn.

>>47049939
>Baccano
Oh fuck yes, my new favorite anime. Just finished it last week.

Ladd Ruso is my psychopathic husbando.

>>47048804
Futa and shota. I'd be proud...

Stuff from 4chan in a folder in pictures, any porn is stuff in one organized folder directly in my main folders. Even if someone somehow got on my computer in the first place, my pictures are the last stuff they'll want to check. Most likely because they know anyway.

windows+e
ctrl+f
Search for:
.avi
.jpg
ass
sex
fuck
xxx
4chan

Bypassed silly puzzle, problem solved.


Also, I just dump my shit in an appropratley named folder (xxx or porn), no need to hide it when you're not living at home.

Also OP, just get folder lock or something.

>>47049880

You cocktease...

ITT people don't know how to partition and bitlock their harddrives.

System folder, with system icon, profit

This is the most suggestive picture in my images.

I'm too paranoid and lazy to save porn.

External HDD. They see a shiny black paperweight, I see my 50+ GB of everything I've saved in the past few years. Only idiots store their porn, I fucking stream it & close tab when I'm done

>>47050174
well new firefox has porn mode but i haven't tried it yet

my porn is in my document folder, but it's not very big anymore. I also live alone in my own house. No one will know my secrets.

>>47050167
>>47050167

This is true

I do not deny this

>>47050060
>type a
>BUSTY ANAL WHORE
true story

>>47048804
>thinks that a login password works

*laughs*

I keep all the porn I don't delete on one of my external drives, that way I can access it from any of my machines without setting it up as a network share and without eating up any local space (Obviously I prefer not to put it on the data server).

So while I don't actively hide it, it's not anywhere it's likely to be spotted, even by someone searching for it. Plus all my porn is on one of my externals formatted to ext3 so that's effort beyond the standard level of casual computing just to get access to it for the typical Windows user.

All that said, I highly doubt anyone cares what porn I do or do not have.

>>47050375

And I thank you.

>>47050321
>thinks that the browser doesn't cache it locally

*laughs*

>>47050375
Does it hurt?
Does he tie you up? :3

Porn folder named "system" or "resources" or some shit inside a random game folder.

>all the faggots that think hiding it deep in folders will hide it

*laughs*

scattered all across my image and video folders, which are in My Documents, which is on my desktop.
No one ever uses my computer anyway.

>>47050434
I'm not quite sure what you are thanking me for...
>>47050478
A little

I am small after all...

My desktop has no links on it.

Generally people can't find shit on a computer unless it's right in front of them. Even if they did manage to find the start button the most "embarrassing" thing is a link to /v/ on my bookmarks toolbar. They'd likely hold me accountable for everything on /v/ because that's how fucking stupid people are with the internet these days.

have some japanese-spinning-pissvomit-girl porn

>>47049455
>oh wow a single file that takes up 8gb of space, whatever could that be?

*laughs*

>>47050435
>Implying it does
I made it so Firefox doesn't save ANYTHING except for site passwords. No one will know where I was directly before I gave the laptop to them.

>>47050530

>>47050593
>>47050593

download link now

>>47046721
nice job rewording this shit from last night so people dont realize youre underage b&/still live with your parents

>>47050060
>>47050387
>>Use Google Chrome
>>Incognito Window
>>Don't have to worry about that shit

My sister likes messaging everyone if I leave my computer on. I always switch users when I get up, the password keeps my secrets safe.

Girl from OP pic is delicious.

>>47050714
Hell yeah Google Chrome
>>47050651
You too

>>47050714
>about:cache
>about:dns

*laughs*

while we're at it, flash cookies

*DOUBLE LAUGHS*

i dont really have anything ncriminating..perhaps a bit embarrasing but i wouldnt be too worried..

My porn is on my desktop, because I am not an underage faggot who lives with his parents.

>>47050746
And sister massages are a bad thing?

I have no interests in being friends with someone who doesn't respect my privacy. Or, if discovered by accident doesn't care or atleast has the decency to brush it off.