Best way to fuck up your life.

I'm waiting until I'm at least 40. Kids ruin everything. Why waste my youth on them?

i dont want no kids!

I AM A KID!

waiting till i have my degree in a year and better job.

because i dont want my life fucked? what an easy question to answer

Why should I?

Because I'm in college. I don't plan to start for a couple of years.

i dont like kids.
plus ive never even kissed a girl

>>46995244
>kids at 40
>enjoy your retarded babies

Really, do I need kids at 19?

I'm only 20, geez.
Actually I don't want any kids, hell I could care less if I die a virgin.

-18 years old
-No friends
-No girlfriend
-Have used a condom during sex

My genes ain't worth continuing.

my mom had me when she was 16. Now she is an RN living in Boulder. Love you mom!

Because I'm 20, and want to have a stable income/ be able to take care of a child before I have one.

I already said I fucking hate kids.

I hate kids.

Two reasons.

1 - I'm still young myself and don't have the responsibilty to take care of a child.

2 - No women will touch me.

Because I'm only 18.

>>46995366
this right here.

>>46995392

What don't you hate?

I... I'm 18, bro.

I'm only 18, but I'd like to have kids young. My girlfriend feels the same way, once we're done college and have decent jobs we're having kids. I can't wait to teach them the ways of the vidya.

Because I'm an inferior nigger and don't want to spread my disgusting shitskin genes in the land of the glorious white man.

>>46995314
they won't be retarded. i don't know where you get that notion from.

>>46995314
lol you obviously dont know much about either biology or the internet.

First, no girls on the internet
Second, a man can impregnate a girl at whatever age he is able, and the chances of having a child with a problem is the same. now for women. Yes during the mid to late 30's there is a rise in retarded babies and it grows as the age gets higher.

Honestly, I'm not going to get divorced like my parents did. I'll wait till i'm with the girl of my dreams. Also I'll never have only one child. It fucking sucks.

I don't want to end up like my dad.
He was nothing but abusive towards me. Drunk or sober. The last thing I want is to end up like him.

I'm 17, and my girlfriend is 21. Babies are happening in the next decade, not now.

>>46995554
I got sidetracked. the whole point of my post was that only womens age effects the childs retard rates.

>>46995314
At the very least everyone will assume you are their grandfather when you go out.

>>46995314
>implying having children later in life = the result of incest

because my girlfriend told me to stop playing Far Cry 2.

so I left her.

>>46995563

My bro had a kid at 18.
My bro married at 18.
My bro joined the army at 18.


Yeaaaaah....
No.

I'm only 20. And besides, I'm still at the "despise children" stage of my life.

http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/news/20030701/dad-age-down-syndrome
sorry burst your anti-science circle jerk. the older you get , the higher chance of retard babies

The only reasons anyone ever gives to have a kid is "THAT'S THE POINT OF OUR SPECIES" or "YOU WANT SOMEONE TO CARRY ON YOUR FAMILY LINE". two things I don't give a flying shit about. the earth is already disgustingly overpopulated.

Because I'm 19 and still live in my parent's basement and have no interest in kids anyway.

>>46995199
debilating genes

KIDS? In a recession? PFFT.

>>46995199
Because I like things and hate kids. Seems like a good mashup to me.

Because I just haven't gotten a girlfriend yet. It's common sense to have a source of income before you have a source of expenditure (lol sexism joke)

I'd like to have a daughter. That'd be cool.

I'll start her off with the original Gameboy and a NES, then every few years upgrade what she plays.

>>46995558
Only child here. never having only one kid. I'll have 3 at least. 2 years apart.

I like kids, but I'm 18 and socially awkward and single.

So, not much chance of having any yet.

?
How do you have kids?

This world has 4 billion people too many. If I could hit the kill switch on several countries with too many goddamn babies per family, I would.

I'm waiting 'till I'm 30 and (possibly) married.
Also, just abort the baby if it's retarded. Natural Selection motherfuckers. It should be dead anyway.

statistically speaking, parents who wait until they are thirty before having their firstborn have a more stable living environment, and those children go on to be more successful in life than others.

I'm only 22, and I haven't moved into a financially stable enough position for a proper upbringing yet. I'm not gona pop out 2 kids and raise them to be trailer trash just because of peer pressure.

- I'm 18
- Girlfriend said we shouldn't have kids until we finish college/can handle one (makes sense)
- Don't want child to be as addicted to vidya as I was, so must cut down on it before thinking about being a father :\

I could go on, kids are no joke man. Thats a human being's life you're brining into the world. Which YOU are responsible for if it turns out fucked up/deranged...wouldn't step into parenthood until you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing

>>46995887
>abortion
>natural selection

OH REALLY

1. I hate kids.
2.Somebody would have to fuck me.
3.I cant even afford to feed myself, let alone a wife and kid.

>>46995890
Numerous studies have shown though that as a woman ages she has an increased chance of problems during pregnancy involving both her body, and the babies.

>>46996017
Dear god /v/ has some pathetic shut-in people.

i'm a doll...i can't get pregnant you silly anon!

>>46995985
Back in the old days, that baby would have been dead in days.
Nowadays we keep the useless with us because we are to weak to put them down.

late 20s, early 30s is the baby having age (statistically speaking)

if you're on /v/, you're probably late teens, early 20s...or 12

ill probably adopt children at some point. best of all worlds really.

>>46995881
>Impliying you didn't some days ago

I will not have kids.

I will enjoy my life.

>>46995552
Do you know who Chris-Chan is? His parents were in their 40s when they had him.

Look how he turned out.

>>46995956
>Don't want child to be as addicted to vidya as I was, so must cut down on it before thinking about being a father :\

The fuck?

>>46995956
That's the thing though...nobody knows what the fuck they are doing. You will never know what you are doing. You just have to try the best you can when it all goes down.

Planning to leave it a century or two.

>>46995199

Because

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WWAHHHAHHWHAWA! WAWHAWHAH! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *quick inhale* WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OOOARRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Then toddler:

*start walking* *fall over* 10 seconds later - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHEA

Small kid:

WANT DIS MA

Teen:

I'M TOO FUCKING GOOD TO DESERVE THIS SHIT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR ASS SOME RESPECT

because they NEVER shut the fuck up

>>46996044

I prefer "dangerously antisocial", thank you.

Because /v/ is my children.

>>46996142
It's entirely different when they're your own kids.

>>46996062

See, usually the father is ok with the natural selection crap, but the mother feels attached because well, she brought it into the world.

See this is great because my gf has stated several times that if our child came out retarded, she'd natural selection his ass the moment she found out.

I honestly don't know why people keep mentally handicapped children, I mean, yeah they're human but the point of a child is to learn/grow/etc. and be a successful, productive part of society. If they can accomplish neither...whats the point?

Cause i told my gf i'm a poor college student, she then left to find some minimum wage earning fag.

>>46995693
That's only for women you dipshit

like sarah palin.

I can't have kids because my balls haven't dropped yet, I can't eyaculate.
I am 12 and wat is this.

Oh but /v/ I have 3. How does it feel that altou I'll be gone in 6 months my genes will flourish hmm?

I'm a week away from turning 19.

HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER.

>>46996209

This, think about it for a second, your flesh and blood. Couldn't blame you if you didn't understand however, /v/ is gay as hell, literally.

Also, siblings...

a 3 year old trips over a controller cord, then starts crying, it fucks up the 13 year olds game, who goes apeshit, and then the 16 year old girl tells the 13 year old to shut the fuck up. You might also have a baby you gotta take care of while the missus cooks dinne, visa versa. And if something goes wrong, one of them did it, but they always fucking lie and you can never tell which one ate all the iypoles.

I believe in population control. And Trojans.

I'm fucking 20. Why would I have kids at 20?

Because I play too many VIDEOGAMES.

Because the last thing we need is more people on the planet.
Fuck you, breeders. Damn you to hell.

Because I just started college and because I seriously don't want to have to deal with any little shits until i'm AT LEAST 35

>>46996252

Althought cruel. I agree.

Leechers are a no.

imagine the unending pain and horror some little guy would experience if he had to call me "dad"

i would never inflict that on anyone

>>46996307

6 months, eh?

Suicide or cancer?

because disregard bitches and acquire currency is a better way to live then simply having children. You have a much long lasting influence if you squire cash before bitches.

>>46996378

Misanthrope confirmed.

BROFIST

They are too tasty.

>>46996458

if hes got kids, probably cancer

>>46996209

I don't see how, unless I raise my kid in a world without TV so he doesn't ask for shit. That way, I could get him anything without him eing annoyed, and without him annoying me. Allowing i to start gaming at around 6 would be good, because that's when I started and it actually made me a smarter person.

>>46996101
it's like a vision of the future

when all the college age sluts hit their 40s it will be easy pickings for the /v/irgins. the women will be desperate and we will be willing.
But tragedy! We will spawn hundreds of CWC clones. and all this time we could see it in front of us. if only we had listened to CWC.

if only....

For a "video game board" there sure are a lot of fucking threads on here that have nothing to do with video games.

underageb&

Because I don't want my kids to be alone when they turn 15. EARLY DEATH FTW

ITT: everyone assumes they're going to have sons

enjoy being a crazy ass overprotective dad when you have 3 daughters.

there is plenty of space left on this planet. were to dumb to figure out how to use it.

>>46996550

sage this image for future reference

Because i'm only 18.

>>46996312
Samefag here,

My grandmother told me the other day that she wanted me to start having kids by the time I turn 22. I then asked her who her dealer is because she must be smoking some good shit if she thinks that.

I don't even have a girlfriend yet. Feels good man.

>>46996587
we assume sons because daughters would be the most wonderful thing, and so of course it won't happen

RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP

because vidya gaems

>>46996550
i hope you are trolling. this is not new. this shit has happened since the board went online. it will never change

Double sage and reported

>>46996209
Yeah, when it's your kids, it means you're the one responsible.

women aren't intrested in 250 pound fat ass, social rejects, who sits in their parent's basement all day, and only skill is and i quote "jacking off to drawings"

That's why no one on this board has any kids.

>>46996529

>son ends up like CWC

lol son, you're going to the army

>Find out baby will be handicapped
>Ask for wife to get an abortion
>DIVORCE! WAT!

>>46996708
keep projecting; i'm gonna go make some popcorn

Why would I ruin my life?

If there's one thing I never want, it's kids.

>>46996652

once again, when its your own daughter, you wouldnt be thinking that....sick fuck

also I'd much rather have a son than a daughter, less maintenance and easier bonding

>>46996550
/v/ is just a slightly more worksafe blue /b/. We do have video game threads sometimes though, you just have to look hard.

I'm 19.

I have sex for pleasure, I couldn't care less about a crying baby.

>>46996812
i wouldn't, huh? just be glad i don't have kids

Because /v/ is full of race traitors who would rather see the white race be annihilated than to stop being a loser and fucker some girls.

Even if your gun is loaded, you don't have to shot.

I'll never have kids of my own, I don't want to create something that will inevitably die someday, fuck this.

If I become soft for some reason, I would consider adoption.

>>46996727

I'd be all up for that divorce
she can raise retard baby by herself if she wants, I'm gone :|...Im sorry if that sounds cruel but...just no. Not raising a leecher.

I want to be a father some day, but I'd rather finish college and get a steady income before I take on an enormous responsibility like that.

Problem, OP?

No one on /v/ has kids because they're intelligent and knows that children are the worst STD you can get from having sex.

I'd rather have Syphilaids than children.

Because I'm only 19, and I don't want to be responsible for another human life until I finish college and get a stable career.

Sage for not vidya

>>46996897
sounds quite rational and reasonable

what the hell are you doing on 4chan?

Homo here, i really want to start a family when older, ill take a few of the children you abandoned and raise it as my own. Ungrateful bastards

Because I don't want a spouse or children. I'm content flying solo my life.

Because I'm gay.

>>46996893
This.

I'm not going to raise a retard child that will be made fun of and that will always be looked down upon in society.

>>46996845

You're pretty messed up :|, go watch your anime, good to know that you'll never reproduce with that kind of mindset.

i am 19 bro

i really want a kid, a son to be exact.
i dont know, i want to skip all this college bs and get a job to support my kid and play with him not vidya until he has done his homework and be there for the guy you know...
but i am "underage" also i need someone who will actually let me palce my seed inside her for my son to be born...
that..is...not..really..workin well fuck my life lol

sometimes i think you all joke when you say " I DONT WANT BABIES'
sooner or later, /v/
we will all be fathers and fag fathers, no girls ,etc.

I would be a shit mother. My family killed my love for children thanks to having so many and I having to babysit them since I was 10.

Fuck children.

Because I am taking care of my nephew while his mother is shirking responsibility by running away.
It's a hassle, one that I wasn't ready for when I took him in and won't be ready for for a long time.

>>46996970

You like diapers too

I dislike children and I'm terrible with women. Are you happy now, mom?

>>46996970
Pretty sure that's not the only reason diaperfag

Also sage'd and reported

>>46996970
I thought you went both ways.

I hate children.

>>46997131

This.

Oldest of 6 here, I fucking raised my siblings single handedly cause my parents were always so fucking busy. I don't hate kids but I wouldn't really be all that enthusiastic to have any of my own any time soon

Shootan blanks

>>46996970
really? i want to fuck with you <3

Because I'm not a normalfag who wants to give up my life to raise faggots. There's absolutely no point to having children.

most people on /v/ are anti-social fucktards that think they "smart" but they are all getting jobs with computer so they can sit on /v/ all day.
that's why /v/ has NO KEEDS

because i'm 19

>>46997009
nah, think i'm gonna go knock up my girlfriend

she's into it, too

>>46997236
When it comes to a romatic relationship I've always wanted a man, not a woman.
I'm only bi because I also like the female body.

>>46997328
I have a boyfriend, sorry.

>>46997235
>>46997177
hurr durr durp

because i'm (insert age) isn't a good reason.

I'm 21 and I hate kids.

>>46997347

>no point to having children

to give your parent's grandchildren you selfish fuck

unless you hate your parents for some reason, then whatever

>>46997294
Are you Hispanic too? I swear it's like my people are just born to procreate. And then they bitch about being poor because they have to support so many kids

ಠ_ಠ

because i'm not gonna be some baka breeder

>>46997408
>>46997408

Being bi makes you more a of a faggot since you can't choose between a dick (faggot) or vagina (AWWWRIIIIGHT), But you like diapers so I don't know where you would exactly be... If you did have a kid would you sniff his diapers and torment him with said diapers?

Because there's nothing special about having kids, if it was special there wouldn't be 6 billion of us.

They're a waste of time and money.

Babies are disgusting, they piss, shit, drool and throw up everywhere and sound like a dying animal when they cry.

The next logical step after kids is death. Do you have kids OP?

>>46997465

YUP!

Us Hispanics have no idea when to stop putting our dicks in that hole until y'know, we have to support the results and leave all the responsibility to the first born

I had a vasectomy.

>>46997408
So is your boyfriend also into the smell of shit-stained diapers?

>>46997444
you hate kids cause you won't ever have kids.

You get on /v/ and bitch and whine about being lonely. Then, 'I wish Japan had won WW2, then the girls would be flocking all over me like in my favorite Annie-Mays!'
No you'd still be a fat fuck social reject. Even if you moved to japan right now, you'd be nothing more than a fat fuck social reject.

>>46995199
because
>"go play in traffic"
>kids get killed
>go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200

>>46997408
Awww to bad well call me back if you fell lonely i will be available for you

>>46997596
No, he doesn't like diapers and I'm sure we both don't like scat.

>>46997547
That's fucked up.

>>46997408

I don't get it, shouldn't you love kids?

You get to play with diapers all day long.

>>46996961
I like videogames!

I'll be that cool dad who plays the vidya with his daughter.

/v/ - People with no social lives
OH WAIT

>>46997668

My points are valid, so what daipers do you like? huggies or something? You don't want diaper rash right?

>>46997575

As depressing as that sounds, its true

After you have kids, only thing left to do is die (well after making sure your child will go down the right path and also reproduce and be a productive member of society)...Harvest Moon pretty much got it down to a T.

cause im a fag and i dont want my crappy genes to live on, maybe someday ill adopt some asian boy or something stereotypical like that, or let my bf generate a kid through a surrogate mother or something idk...

>>46997448
That job's for my siblings. I drew the "pay to put you in a home when you're senile" card.

I do have kids. Well, a kid.
Feels good man.

>>46997581
Hahahaha, I swear, I was born into the wrong race! I got my tubes tied and my mother was CRYING, doing rosaries at night and asking the father what had she done wrong. I told her that as the first born of the family I was burnt out of children and I refused to make the same mistakes they made. I'd be a shitty mother anyways.

>>46997668
you should find a girl who likes diapers and have kids, that way you all can take turns on the changing station.

>>46997026
Are you me?

I hate kids. Plus I'm 18 so I don't want to ruin my life.

I'm not (willingly) having a kid until I can support the little shit.

Also, not vidya

>>46997791
>>46997703
That would be extremely fucked up, you don't bring your fetishes into your children's lives.

>>46997824
your life was ruined the day you decided to sit in your parent's basement all day and jack of to drawings.

I love this thread, it shows how little /v/ understands about life.

>>46997712

tbh I think most of /v/ actually is in a relationship, its just that the ones that aren't make it known to everyone that they aren't ALL THE TIME.

>>46997668
Don't even try to hide it.

You're a diaperfag, hence you love everything about diapers.

I bet you're drooling at the thought of cleaning a dirty diaper with your tongue.

>>46997448

Why the fuck would someone have children just to give their parents some grandchildren? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

I got a girl pregnant, she doesn't know if she wants to keep it yet. Therefore I now want to kill myself. Get rid of it silly bitch.

my most successful thread ever

why won't i? because I would be a terrible dad at this momment in time. I can't even fend for myself.

but why won't /v/?

because they just got to highschool.

>>46997857

Isn't that exactly what your mother did with you faggot?
Get the fuck outta my /v/, I may be a tripfag but atleast i have enough commen sense to know you are a faggot, mr.huggies.

>>46997787

Amen to that.

>>46997448
If my parents wanted grandchildren, they should have raised me to be social.

They didn't.

Their fault.

>>46997448
My parents are not entitled to grandchildren.

I have two kids, son and a daughter. I swear, casual gaming (Actual casual gaming, not /v/s opinion of it) makes getting games for them hard. I'm not a nazi about it, but i'm not about to let my 5 year old daughter play Silent Hill or Protoype, but most of the games aimed at kids bore them senseless, so finding good ones is a bitch.

Lego games, Little Big Planet, sometimes let my slightly older son play Halo 3, too. He mostly watches though.

>>46997857
>>46997857
But it's okay to bring it up on the internet with people who will judge you, and ridicule you? Especially with your trip on.

>>46997947
I am so sorry, bro.

Hang in there. And meanwhile explain to her what a commitment having a kid is and how it will negatively change her life.

AND DON'T GET HER NEAR PRO-LIFERS! They'll undo all your work and make motherhood seem like a fairytale dream when it's not.

>>46998053
your dad wanted a son that would hang out with him and play sports. Instead he got a 250 fat fuck who jacks off to drawings. Not his fault you did nothing with your life. Poor guy.

>>46997857
They're not my fetishes sweetheart, they're yours.

I'm not a freak like you.

>>46997920

>I don't love my parents

every parent wants grandchildren, if you deny this you're retarded

Haitian earthquakes: Killing the scum of the earth and curing over population since 2010

Because I am 19, and only a retard would consider kids at 19.

>>46998053
Lol, wow. Sorry bro, your parents aren't supposed to do everything for you. The fact that you're a pathetic shut in is YOUR fault

Soon as I get that lifetime career and a nice little house with a white picket fence, I'm gonna have three kids.

If we have any Gattaca shit going on by that time, I will genetically modify the kids to remove any abnormality or defect that would cause them future hardship.

Maximum age difference of five years. Two girls, one boy. They will be adorable and sweet.

I will not encourage a videogame, television, or internet habit (they can have and experience them but I'll monitor and limit the amount), but reading and exercise will be encouraged from a young age.

Yep.

>>46998113
I wasn't expecting some no life idiot to go around and post a fucking screencap half the time I make a post.

Because my money is for me & the government only

I'm 19, only senseless and reckless idiots have children at my age.

However if I were rich I would probably have my own children.

>>46997990
>commen

>>46998113
ya just get out of here, we all know you're as much of a failure as the guy you're rediculing.

because I'm a fag

>>46998053

the moment you start blaming your parents for your own social status, is the moment you should start changing yourself. If you're aware enough to know that you're a social outcast then its your fault for not doing anything about it.

can that aya diaperfaggot gtfo already? fucking /v/ cancer

If you have children you're pretty much a failure at life.

>>46998295
>/v/ cancer
>posting /a/ shit

ooooo the irony!

>>46998233
>picket fence, three children

Sup, Average White Guy

Because having a child would necessitate forming a relation with a female, something that I find a very unpleasant idea.

If I did form a relationship, it would need to be with a man. And that, of course, means I would not be having children.

However, I do support other people reproducing; we need to get our birth rates up to stop the sand niggers from outnumbering us.

>>46995199

I don't have a job nor a girlfriend, so yeah.

>>46998158
my mom said she didn't care, that two kids were enough for her

she went her entire life without bothering me or my sister once about grandkids

>>46998319

>have children
>failure at life

I'm 18 years old bros, why in the fuck would I want to fuck up my life having babies. One of my friends is 18 and he is now a father, fucking idiot tbh, fucked up his life right up.

I already do have kids

I have lots of kids
more than I or you will ever know

I'm black

ITT Gays act like they can't adopt children.

>>46998262

If I said my finger slipped would you believe me?

>>46998233
>Gattaca

I loved that movie.

VIDEOGAEMS

I'll have a daughter & end up taking her virginity before she enters junior high school. She'll be cold & callous to any man besides me.

>>46998047
Okay, I laughed.

>>46998236
Didn't you just get lectured like 1 or 2 days ago about why we do it?

God you're fucking stupid; you wearing diapers is rather appropriate.

Having children gives you a lot of tax advantages.

Have kids for tax purposes.

>>46998236
/v/ is full of no life idiots who hate tripfags. Of course someone is going to screencap it if you say something like that.

>>46998438

>finger slipped from 'o' to 'e'

nice try Ballz!

I'm 18, I still can't take care of myself, let alone a minion.

>>46998438
i'm looking at the distance between E and O on my keyboard, and having some trouble believing you

>>46998140
1. I am underweight. I do not weigh 250 pounds, or anywhere near it.
2. My dad does not play sports. He might have wanted a son to play music with him, but I do not want to learn a musical instrument.
3. I prefer fapping to live-action porn, than you very much.
4. I work in print design, which is more than you've done with your life.

>>46997787
you had your tubes tied?

woah.

>>46998517
Kids burnt about $10,000 a year. So I should waste that much money for...what, a $2000 return at most?

Fuck that.

Because I don't want them and because I'm gay.

Not that gay means you can't have kids, but it makes it a lot easier to prevent them if you don't want them. :3

Because I use a condom, everytime

OP says having kids like it is a desirable thing.

Because I don't want any.

>>46998527

Oh anon, I love you <3

I couldn't support one right now, I'm unemployed and live with my parents and even if I could I'm socially inept so I wouldn't be able to get a girl anyway.

>>46998531

>let alone a minion

Ok, I laughed harder than I should have

>>46998158
>every parent wants grandchildren

And I give a fuck why? I'm not living for my parents. Again, having children simply because you feel obligated to give your parents grandchildren is fucking retarded.

>>46998438
There are 5 letters in between e and o.

FIVE FUCKING LETTERS

>>46998442

Wasn't it great?

Best mandatory science class film I ever watched.

>>46998592
you don't have to worry, guys can't get pregnant

>>46998555
>implying 250LBS is not a fat fuck