YOU ARE A COCKSUCKER, JACK.

BUT I LOVE JACK

>>46507274
>>46507361
A polarized response.

The sign of a true celebrity (me).

The Legend of Zelda is the worst series of all time, Jack.
Deal with it.

Lanced Jack gets horny for Giant women, i saw him once on /d/ in a gts thread.

>>46507553
It beats all Amerikun franchises by a long shot.

>>46507071

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TROLL IT WILL NOT FILL THE VOID OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. EVERYONE YOU KNOW IRL HATES YOU. YOU WILL DIE SCARED AND ALONE.

>>46507621
Except it doesn't.

oh look, another fake Jack thread.

>>46507071
I know I'm being trolled but...
>best
>storylines
>characters
ERRRRGHHH, so much rage.

If you're so goddamn Japanese, quit trolling and post on 2chan.

Team Fortress 2 isn't Japanese.

now we watch as all of /v/ falls for this faggotry

>>46507684
I refuse. I must bring the message to the Amerikun heathens of /v/.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>implying everyone on /v/ isn't australian

>>46507643

I wonder what Lanced Jack thinks of Virtua Fighter.

Lanced Jack, what do you think of Virtua Fighter?

>>46507681
What's the matter? Can't take how soulless and one dimensional characters in Amerikun videogames are? Look at Master Chief. He has no identity. Just like Jordan Freeman. Flawed characters without personality.

.

bullshit

L4D isnt japanese

Starcraft I wasnt japanese

>>46507621
You are a typical American dummkopf who wishes he was a weeaboo.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

sage fortress 2

I love you Jack.

>>46507875
A great Japanese fighting game franchise.

Weren't you perma banned and you said that you will never post with your tripcode again, and cry over moot's cock?

>>46507643
>implying he won't die in my arms

>>46507967
Lanced Jack likes Virtua Fighter.
Lanced Jack is cool with me.

Only Nihonians such as Jakku-sama are deserving of the ultimate-quality video games from Japan.

Inferior Americans enjoy garbage such as the Xbox, and therefore any opinion of theirs is void.

>>46507913
>L4D

Mindless, boring and idiotic shooting game.

>Starcraft

Overrated Crystal Defenders ripoff.

Laced Whack is the smartest gurlgamer on the inter aol netspace.

Shes a bad cook and is black.
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>>46508051
I'm glad that I'm not the only one of intellect on this forum.

>>46508056
>Most Japanese Games: KAWAII DESU NE??? ^_^

LANCCCCCED JACK YOU DIRTY FUCKING WEABOO

>inb4 over 100 post

everyone knows jack is samefagging his own threads. ignore these threads and you'll be safe

>implying you're japanese

Oh, another clone of Lanced Jack.

sage

[sup] not video games

>japan
>consoleshit
uuuuuhhhh.....

But, yeah, there's still tons of eroge on PC which is p. cool.

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>>46508128

"Most" is not a valid measure of quantity. Learn to articulate yourself before you talk to me again, you unintelligent Amerikun.

>>46508121
>Implying you have any intellect at all

i had a rat once

>>46507071

Computers, electronics, and even games were all developed by americans and europeans.

Therefore the japanese are just using our own technology, and they never really added anything worthwhile to any of them. Plus, all game genres were born in the US and Europe.

tl;dr: azns only stole our stuff

Jackie-Chan, why don't I ever see you on 2ch?

sage

>>46508238

I am the smartest user on the Internet. My celebrity status is proof of this. You should be honoured by my greatness and being in the company of a living legend.

lets talk about the first game ever, pong... that was made by america, so suck it.......
we made gaming, stay out of our shit japan...
your influenced by everything america does

[i] VIDEO GAMES

>>46508056
>Starcraft - Overrated Crystal Defenders ripoff

masterfull trollan

>>46508268

oh look a trip friend falling for an obvious troll

how surprising

>>46508121
>>46508051
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQR5u3DeOF0

apupupue pue a pupue pue

>virtually no sages
>thread is not deleted

You people are literally opening your rectums and asking for it at this point

You deserve EVERY topic he makes, ever

>>46508268

Denied. Without a source to back up your claims, your word means less than that of Anonymous.

>>46508319

Pong was not a video game. It was an arcade game.

Next.

It was our last day of school, my whole year had been playing pranks on the teachers and younger pupils all day. Me and my girlfriend decided to spray silly string all over the walls on the top floor. Like it mattered though there was noone around to see it. The block we were in was dead. I said 'ah well maybe we should just go back down'. Without saying a word my girlfriend grabbed my hand and took me into the boy's toilets. We went into a cubicle an started making out heavily. I slid my hand down her trousers and started stroking her crotch. She was so wet. She started to moan and pull her trousers down. Then she unzipped mine and went down on her knees. She proceeded to give me some of the greatest head I had ever had.I then took her trousers off and lifted her leg up. I then fucked her for a good 20 minutes. Then she turned around and I took her from behind for another 15. She gripped my leg and screamed out that she was orgasming. That made me come so hard and fast. I pulled out and released it all over her ass. It was fucking great. There was also a time we fucked on top of a counter in a spanish cafe. That comes a close second.

You're an insult to the Lanced Jack legacy.

Fuck off imposter.

Japanese should be grateful we didn't irradiate your entire turd shaped country when we had the chance.
Let's call it even.

>>46508361

>>46508310
i love you konata!