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>>46043460
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

I'd bet money OP is fat chick.

I'm mad too, bro.

Lost Odyssey was way better than that.

Lost Odyssey was great.
Shit.

Game is fuckin' easy.

EVADE EVADE EVADE EVADE SLOMO TIME!

stop butt hurting and go play halo

>simple Pandora's box story
>male protagonist that never shows his face
>shitty FPS every american cums over

This is why I love you, Japan.

GOTY 2009

>greentext tantruming

0/40

>>46043460
>Repetitive button bashing gameplay
The only people who button mash in a game like Bayonetta are casuals who can't put forth the effort to learn how to pull off amazing combos.

In it's defense, it looks fun and I will probably get it once it drops in price, and once I live on my own so there is no "I am dissapoint" moments.

The characters, plot, and theme/atmosphere felt stupid from the demo. Only enjoyed some of the action sequences, and The House Of The Dead styled enemy book alert things.

I played the demo and as expected played exactly like Devil May Cry. It was kind of fun but I will probably just rent it.

Good Thing I Pirated it.

Going to buy Darksiders when it comes out, I know that game will be good

>>46043460
I agree OP. Good thing I didn't pay for my copy, and I disposed of it posthaste.

>Large breasted female heroine with skin tight clothes
>Awesome combos and weapons and dodging system
>Ridiculous awesome story
>40/40 Famitsu
>OP hasn't played it

>>46043460
>Cylon_erecting_a_sign_that_warns_passersby_that_fun_is_not_allowed_in_this_area.jpg

>Generic emo pretty-boy protagonist
>Shoots himself in the head with a handgun to summon demons, team of classmates that somehow also have this ability and are all in the same school
>Ridiculous, childish story
>Shitty turn based combat and a shitty dating sim to mask it
>/v/ cums over it

Seriously, fuck you guys

>>46043721

A woman with a huge rack in skintight clothes bouncing around? Sir, your father would be proud.

>>46043700
Why bother to learn combos when you can beat the game effortlessly?

>>46043554
>implying Lost Odyssey wasn't complete shit

>>46043888
You're mixing up P3 and P4. That's P4's protagonist. Ignore the 'shooting self in head' part, and you've pretty much got it covered.

Wait, her tits are supposed to be big? They looked pretty small for video game standards...

>>46043600
Maybe take it off the easy setting then champ, hardest setting doesn't let you use Witch Time.

You guys are entirely too determined to hate Bayonetta. I thought it was fucking stupid when I first read about it too, but upon playing the actual game it now ranks among my top favorite games.

She doesn't have big tits. Fuck off trolls

>>46043910
>HE PLAYED THROUGH THE GAME ON THE EASIEST SETTING AND THINKS HIS OPINION MATTERS

Lol Famitsu is to weeaboos and Japs as FOX NOOZ is to neocons.
It only appeals to JRPG players and people really into Japanese shit. Whereas most game mags gave CoD:MW2 a 10/10, Famitsu gave it a 39/40. I don't agree with the hype, but seriously, the only reason it didn't get that extra point was because the main character wasn't a fucking 8 yr-old with spiky hair or disproportioned female with guns coming out of strange orifices.

>>46044221
Haters are mostly ps3fans, it didn't start until bad port news started.

What's the matter, too one of the greatest games of all time regardless of platform or genre for you? It's a shame you're forcing yourself to hate one of the most sublime gaming experiences you'll find in your life.

It seemed like a pretty cool game, I just wish it wasn't such an oversexualised corny story aimed at preteen boys. At least with DMC I was never embarrassed when someone decided to watch me play.

Bayonetta doesn't have large breasts, WTF is wrong with you OP? Those are a C cup, easy. Not even a large C.

Before I played the demo I thought this game would be generic weeaboo trash. What I found though, was one of the best games I have ever played.

>>46044499 I just wish it wasn't such an oversexualised corny story aimed at preteen boys

But that's the point. Hideki Kamiya has poured all of his libido into Bayonetta. It is not a pre-teen boy's sexual fantasy, it is an adult's sexual fantasy.

Bayonetta is hot.

>>46044499
Bayonetta is just as much of a sexual stereotype as DMC was. She struts around shoving her ass at everyone and blows kisses, he flips around eats pizza and screams about parties. Its the same damn thing.

Isnt the protagonist ridiculously out of proportion?

Like the torso of a regular woman and the legs of a 9 foot tall monster?

>>46044560
Same here. When I first saw the character design I was kind of put off by it, but the gameplay is solid, and when you are seeing her in action it all looks much better

>good game
>good ratings
>/v/ hates it because it's good and popular

>>46044661
so? It looks weird, weird is fun.

Action looks nice. Everything else looks rather stupid (story, characters, setting, designs, etc).

I'm still raging at the blasphemy that is "I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE DEAD ANGELS"

>>46044292
You are trying entirely too hard at straw grasping. There is no conspiracy, Famitsu gave FFXIII a 39/40 too, why don't you explain that to me.

>>46044661
That's more out of proportion than it actually is, but she isn't proportioned anatomically perfectly. Not that it matters, because she's a witch.

>>46043460
Best game in existence, op is clearly an asspained woman or a faggot.

>>46044701
Except a lot of /v/ loves it. Only a few really go out of their way to try and discourage the rest of us from playing.

>>46044722
>I'm still raging at the blasphemy that is "I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE DEAD ANGELS"

delicious christfag tears

>>46044499
>At least with DMC I was never embarrassed when someone decided to watch me play.
DMC was corny as fuck. Just in different ways.

>>46044722
As somebody who's invested 50 hours into Bayonetta, that's the first thing about the game to embarrass me. Is that a line from Sega's NA marketing campaign?

>>46044722
You know what will ease your rage? Crying harder, Christfag.

>>46044657
>Eating Pizza=Getting Naked.

>>46044292but seriously, the only reason it didn't get that extra point was because the main character

what WAS the main character in Modern Warfare 2?

Does hair count as clothing?

>>46044786
Most women don't get upset over sexual fanservice in movies/games. They are not stupid, they know it's just that guys love guns and hot chicks.

>>46044847
One is what guys do, one is what girls do. Have you learned reading comprehension in school yet, or does that come after basic fractions?

The only DMC games I played were numbers 1 and 3. Skipped on 2 as that was shitty and still haven't tried 4 yet. Of course this game has sex appeal. She has the nicest ass I've seen on a video game character.

>>46043600
you cant use witch time in the hardest difficulty infinite climax also when i played the demo i liked the action more then her looks.

>>46044847
Well...to be fair, he isn't wearing a shirt at the time.

uh, actually Bayonetta is the kind of character that women like to be.

>>46044815
>>46044842

bitches don't know bout Bruce Dickinson

>>46044207
Is there a way to play on a normal difficulty setting with slomo off?

I hate it when difficulty settings play very differently instead of just being more difficult.

>female heroine

>>46044815
>>46044842

>christfag

Underage detected. It's a reference to Christopher Walken in his Blue Oyster sketch, kids.

wtf where is the porn i came to this thread expecting bayonetta porn
wtf

>>46044989
There's an accessory that replaces witch time with a counter attack. Personally I find the amount of interchangeability accessories provide one of Bayonetta's nicest additions. Also it's nice doing away with torture attacks after the first play through.

You know who agrees with y'all Bayonetta haters?

Itadaki

>>46045011
>underage boy lacking a male role model in his life
Go fishing with your dad or something kid, better than jerking off to losers like Snake and Kratos.

>>46045098
Oatmealface hates everything, what else is new?

>>46044989
see >>46044970

you have to beat hard to get infinite climax diffculty

>>46045011
>implying Bayonetta's female and not a transvestite

>>46045106

Snake is cool

Kratos on the other hand, is a littel girl

>>46045098
Itagaki did away with his feud after Platinum put his face on the box art of Bayonetta.

>>46045052
Except that Christopher Walken wasn't raging like you were, and its usually the underageb&s that reference Christopher Walken.

Sure is a lot of
>mature games for mature gamers
in here

>Reading gaming magazine
>Find awesome Bayonetta pin-up Poster
>Go to hang it up in my room
>Realize parents might see it and think "wtf?"
>Toss it under bed and never speak of it again

Feels bad man

>>46045179
>I'm just trying to start shit, without any proof to back it up, as per usual.

>>46045106

His point went completely over your head, bro.

>>46045185

Kratos>Snake

Don't get me even started why he is better.

>>46045228
You've clearly never seen a transvestite before.

>>46045106
You don't get the joke, and are acting like you know things. Pretty sad. Pretty sad.

>>46045271
>implying that men can get an ass like that

>>46045223


pin it on the inside of your closet

>>46045193
I got a fever and the only prescription is more reported for underageb&.

>>46045155
That all well and good but what?

You guys are morons.

i played the demo, wasn't impressed, pretty boring gameplay, you just hit buttons, you can go through the trouble of learning the combos but in the end it doesn't do much but look flashy

>>46045381
pot calling kettle black.

stupid nigger

What's the game's appeal? Is it the action? Other than that, I can't see what's so good about it. I've seen better sex appeal, hotter chicks, and bigger tits in other games.

Bayonetta only has B cups.

>>46045382
>i played the demo, wasn't impressed, pretty boring gameplay, you just hit buttons, you can go through the trouble of learning the combos but in the end it doesn't do much but look flashy

It's every game ever!

>>46045337

Thanks bro, I'll do that

>>46045381
How is Tales of Legendia treating you?

>>46045452
Action, Crazy and play as a librarian.

bayonetta is a shitty game and the only people who like it are /v/irgin internet toughguys. have fun with your H game fapfiends.

>>46045343
Abusing the report button? Good for you, you're doing us a favor by getting yourself banned.

>>46045452
You expected something more from a level that takes place early on in the game on normal mode?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

HATAN ON POPULUR GAEMS THRED

>>46045576
your trolling sucks, lurk moar

>>46044832
Bayonetta says it in game, hold down the taunt button to see it.

>Large breasted female heroine with skin tight clothes

Even women dig this shit. Even children. Even God.

>Large bellied male hero with plumbers' clothes
>Repetitive button bashing gameplay
>Ridiculous, childish story
>Boring setting
>40/40 Famitsu

Fuck you Japan, this is why videogames are looked down upon.

>>46045576
Oh boy, you sure trolled me good

omgwtfraagefuuuuu-

SHE'S A SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK. SHE'S SUPER FREAKY!

>>46045639

>popular

Wait what? Outside of Japan? Ha?

>Large breasted female heroine
Holy shit where? I thought you just played as that gangly cunt the entire game.

>>46044918
So girls don't eat pizza?

And you're also trying to imply that eating pizza has the same effect of getting naked.

It doesn't, when my friend saw Dante eating pizza and killing demons he said awesome.

When he saw Bayonetta getting naked, he facepalmed.

>This thread

I am playing the PS3 version and am having a wonderful time.

>>46045745

>>46045263Don't get me even started why he is better.


he begged for his life when facing defeat, killed his own wife, and tried to commit suicide by throwing himself off a cliff like a maiden?

>>46045866
>shirtless Dante eating pizza okay
>Naked women not okay
I think yer friend's gay broski.

>>46045866
Your friend is easily impressed, and also a faggot.

BAyonetta is not JUST a mindless hackandslasher...

it's also

Everything, The Game.

I swear, there's nothing missing in that goddamn videogame....not a single gameplay aspect missing, you go from Highway chasing motorcycle race to SHMUP to FPS to plateforming to every goddamn thing.

IT might be bad, but at least it got everything.

I'm playing Demon's Souls right now

>>46045866
Go to a party, assuming you do have friends, now watch how different the way men and women party is. Women like to dance, show off their looks and talk trash.

Only reason Dante doesn't dance is because he is white.

ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE MAKE GAMES NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS

It should be painflully obvious to anyone over the age of 16 that the "oversexualization" in Bayonetta is a parody on the entire genre.

I realize that most insecure teenagers won't get past the standard thought of "DAT ASS & TITS", though.

God of Whore

>>46045866
Bayonetta getting naked isn't supposed to be sexy, it's supposed to be funny.

The whole thing is one gigantic Lucifer cutscene.

Holy crap, how many times do we need to go over this?

Is Bayonetta worth a Pirate

>>46045866
>So girls don't eat pizza?

Says who? What are you reading?

>And you're also trying to imply that eating pizza has the same effect of getting naked.

Again, you have no grasp of reading comprehension. Please stop before I have to tell you a fourth time.

>It doesn't, when my friend saw Dante eating pizza and killing demons he said awesome.

Sounds like a retard.

>When he saw Bayonetta getting naked, he facepalmed.

Your "friend" probably hasn't hit puberty yet and thinks girls are icky, or is a homosexual.

>>46044982

Sluts?

I like killing shit
I like shooting shit
I like hot bitches

putting them together sounds like win to me.

>>46046087

DAT ASS AND TITS?!?!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

>>46046131

It's worth cash monies.

>>46046069Only reason Dante doesn't dance is because he is white.


even if he is a yooropean devil mans in da story, i always saw him as a white haired japanese actor dood. I don't know their names, but jap actors all look like vidya and animu people

Bayonetta is an alright game, but what I hate are the fanboys

Bayonetta is extremely unattractive but if you don't love her, her fanboys scream 'LOLOL U GAY HOMO LOLOL SHE IS PRETTIEST PRINCESS'

>>46046168
yeah who gives a fuck about good game mechanics amirte?

I would've liked the game if there were different character models. Tried too hard to be sexy, and the outfits, anatomy (MONSTER LEGS), etc felt too awkwardly placed.

>>46046162
yes

>>46046213
I'm saving my money for Darksiders.

>>46043460
delicious female tears

>>46046232
Can someone please cut down this guy's internet?

You are now realizing that Bayonetta looks like Sarah Palin.

>>46046346
She looks like a Deformed Sarah Palin

>>46046087
Sex jokes aren't funny though. They're fucking stupid. Just like Bayonetta.

>>46046238

U GAY HOMO LOLOL SHE IS PRETTIEST PRINCESS

>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239
>>46046239

>>46046388
>Sex jokes aren't funny though
oh bullshit, everyone laughs at dirty jokes.

How about this: assuming I'm not a basement dweller fapping to a videogame character, is the gameplay good?

>>46046238

so stop provoking them.

>>46046346
SHE HAS GLASSES = SARAH PALIN MIND BLOWN HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT WE EAT FOOD? THAT SHOULD BLOW A FEW MINDS FOR SURE

Looking through the thread, there's two reactions by the game's supporters to the oversexualization:

>Stupidly done sexuality
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY, IT'S FUNNY/A PARODY

>She's not even hot
U GAY

>>46046460

From what I've played, yes.

>>46044982
exactly which kind of idiot told you that?

>>46046460
Yeah.

>>46046460
It's a cheap copy of DMC with bits of Viewtful Joe Stolen as well

I've never been ashamed to ask for a game as a present until now. Damnit Bayonetta makes it look like I'm asking for a hentai or something along those lines.

>>46043888
>Clearly referencing Persona 3
>Image of protagonist of Persona 4

>>46046541
Why does it fucking matter if you find the bitch hot or not?

>>46046263


trying too hard

I think its great to have a great new female lead. Not a weak emotional bitch like most games portray women as. Infact, I kind of like all the raunchy shit she does. Maybe one day I can use my hair and breast as a weapon too. Fuck everyone else; long live Bayonetta!

>>46046388
A "parody" doesn't mean you should actually laugh out loud at it - they are actulaly intended to make you think.

>>46046388
It's not a sex joke, like "oh look I said dick tee hee," it's more like "this whole trend is incredibly silly!"

Bayonetta tries so hard to be that perfect male wish fulfilment fantasy character that she stops being sexy and starts being hilarious. She's Tifa, Mai, the DoA girls and every waifu rolled up into one ridiculous ball of "what the fuck am I doing?"

>>46046496

>>46046427
holy fucking shit

>>46046574
Next time, ask for Onechanbara

>>46046592
Because this entire game is about her looks.
And she's fucking hideous

What is this "bayonetta" you speak of?

>>46046569

>>46046678
No, it's about gameplay. If you can't see that, you are a fucking tool.

>>46046678


U gay

>>46046679
I came a million suns

Another Bayonetta thread, another shitstorm.

Meh.

ANYWAY PSYCHED AS SHIT, 11 HOURS 'TIL MAIL CALL, AND MY COPY IS IN ALLENTOWN, AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

IT WILL BE THERE WHEN I WAKE UP

FEELS GOOD, MAN

>>46046679
>crappy button mash combat
>buff mcmanly man
>dumb story about revenge
america will love it.

As for me, I will probably play it since it is meant to have Zelda like dungeons and bosses.

>>46046737
The Developer himself stated that the game was about Bayonetta's Looks

>>46043787

...

I won't even comment on your stupidity.

>>46046592

Probably because the whole game is about her prancing around like a bimbo with giant giraffe legs.

>>46046737
No, THIS game was about gameplay.
That game is about tits and MILF.
You're nothing but weaboo scum.

>>46046679
>BIG TUFF MACHO MAN GRIM DARK HACK N SLASH
OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT

Bayonetta isn't a bad game, it's Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read uh my poker face

>>46046881
I love DMC3.

Bayonetta is better. Get over it.

>>46046632
just mimicking shitty trends doesn't make it insightful in any way, that's just an excuse given by people who like said shitty trends anyhow.

sorry, but bayonetta=/=no more heroes, it has absolutely nothing to say.

Its a shame that many people are going to miss out on the best action game in a long time (read: years) because of "fucked up proportions".

Its not like Chun-Li has incredibly unrealistic thighs, or Tali has deformed hips, right? Do those ruin your enjoyment of their games? Didn't think so, hypocrites.

>>46046737No, it's about gameplay. If you can't see that, you are a fucking tool.


shut the fuck up dumbass.

> /v/ genuinely thinks that a game played on the easiest setting being too easy is a reason why a game sucks

>>46043888
Used P4's hero bro.

Hope you all know that anyone who cares about the game has long since stopped listening to /v/, as they are all hateful trolls.

>>46046881
Did you even fucking play the demo?

Bayonetta is about tits and milf the same way DMC3 was about shirtless men.

>>46046804
MINE'S IN PHOENIX RIGHT NOW. FUCK YEAR.

Famitsu, a somewhat respectable reviewer (No I don't give a fuck about your "omg weaboo spotted") gave the game 40/40. Do you think they would risk their reputation by giving a game a perfect score just because the game looks pretty and filled with sex parody? No, the gameplay is actually fucking amazing. All the tacked on sex appeal is just for goofs.

Famitsu gave dirge of cerberus a high score, they haven't had any credibility for like a whole gen.

>>46046807

>Knows nothing about the game

I'll laugh so hard when /v/ will praise it like the second coming of jesus christ, it will be God Hand all over again.
Pic related, it's what this game actually is.

>>46046899

>>46046982
that demo didn't convey anything stand-out gameplay wise, so I don't know where the fuck you people are getting that.

Anyone who can't see that Bayonetta is about the gameplay is a hypocrite who's just as obsessed with the sex aspect of the game as the 14 year olds.

>>46046679
Sure is World of Warcraft in here...

Yes! Drown this fuckery with Bayonetta pics!

Famitsu is garbage, just play it and see whether the main character is a whiny selfish cunt or a whiny selfish cunt you'd like to have sex with for yourself.

>>46043460
>Large breasted female heroine with skin tight clothes

the heck? Bayonetta isn't large breasted..

Bayonetta haters are so huffy. :3

>>46047070
I liked the demo. it was a bit fast for me and I didn't really know what the fuck was going on. but her hair turning into a dragon and biting the fuck out of that huge guy was pretty awesome

ITT we all suddenly become xperts in arts

>>46047048
Yes it will be awesome.

It will be Majora's Mask + MoarGrimdark -Gay Elves + Horseman of the Apocalypse

>>46047070
It gave you a good taste of what the gameplay was going to be like, and it was fun. I just wish I didn't have to play on Normal.

>>46047140

I lol'd

>>46046679
Is that the new WoW expansion?

>>46047122
What in the world am I looking at?

>>46047110

>>46046982
I like bayonetta unlike trolls/people who don't but i bet you can find a black person with those thighs. And you can probably find a woman with tali like hips.

>>46046946
Oh, no, this game isn't No More Heroes, I wasn't trying to >imply that at all.

But one that respect, they're very similar. No More Heroes stopped even pretending that the typical Shonen story wasn't about pointless violence and slaughter. Bayonetta stopped even pretending that the typical videogame female is anything more than a male + sex appeal.

Bayonetta isn't as clever as NMH, and it has nothing more than comedy and "this is pretty silly, isn't it," but the sex appeal is clearly not meant to be taken at face value.

Haha i love how the amount of trolling rises when a game is about to come
Haven't you seen all the NMH hate threads too?

>>46046982
Soul Calibur and Street Fighter weren't about shoving the Camera up to Tali/Chun Li and shouting 'WULD U LIEK TO TAP DAT?'.

Bayonetta is

>>46047318

It's for folks that appreciate the detail in the design and animation, which is really nice

>>46047255

And people like

>>46046883
>>46047090

Will be fucking surprised to say the least.
I can't wait, fuckers, you don't have a clue about what this little gem really is.

>>46047041

Well Ill give you that one s!ke fuck you faggot while dirge wasn't too great, i've since realized that they just have a hard on for all things FF, aside from that, EVERYTHING they've given a perfect score to has been amazing.

>>46047267
itt people who are new to games

OP, you're a dumbass and so is everyone else bitching about opinions in this thread except me.

>>46047393Soul Calibur wasn't

:l