>"If you shoot the gas then the zombies light on fire!"

I swear a good number of the girls who make themselves known in games do nothing but knock their gender back a few years.

I've only had good expeirences with girls in TF2. Any other game, the girls are bringing up being a "woman" regularly, as if each player that joins a game needs to know they have a vagina.

"My voice is high, but not because I'm a 12 year old boy or anything, I'm a girl, okay?"

"Ugh being a girl is hard, guys always treat us differently."

Those girls like to share their make-out stories and talk about how they're playing in underwear and it's jsut soooooo comfy. Then talk about all the male attention they're getting which is usually none.

as much as i hate to burst your bubble, she's messing with you. girls tend to act dumber than they are, on purpose, it's probably an evolutionary thing.

playing verus tonight, really good match in Hard Rain. Other team gets the first two rounds, but only by ~100 points. We pull ahead and take the third round, and with it the lead. We get 75% of the way through the fouth map as survivors when, BAM, disconnected.

Fucker shut his X-box off rather then let us win. This is why I'll never have those fucking shirts.

RAGE

>playing L4D2 with random people

>playing any multiplayer game
>vocal female joins
>game goes to shit as a dozen fags fall over each other trying to get her to notice them

>>44427746

Common tactic, actually. Obfuscating intelligence by acting stupid is a trick to lull others into letting their guard down.

>>44427792
>X-Box.

Failure.

>>44427712
women make pro medics

>>44427712

If you were a member of the master race
`openserverbrowser
recent games
rejoin

>>44427372
She sounds like a "OMG LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I DO PAY ATTENTION TO ME" kind of girl.

Like how my sister walks around the house talking as loudly as she can into her phone, as if to somehow emphasise the point that she is talking to a friend on her phone.

>>44427746
OP here:

I could see that. But in 123ZombieeSlayer's case, she played the game every bit as you would expect her to play by just judging from what she said over the mic. I know, I watched her because she eventually started following me around (probably because I was playing Rochelle and she thought I was a girl, too).

Girls who never make a single fucking reference to themselves being a girl = god tier

>>44427971

I have played with many gods then.

>>44427829
>Obfuscating intelligence by acting stupid is a trick to lull others into letting their guard down.

Absolutely. Girls are just as smart as guys; they just don't care about the same things. Women could be just as good as men at video games, if they cared... just like men can be just as good at any stupid thing women do, if we cared.

They are also better at manipulation people, in general, then men are; that's why the occasional woman that games can easily manipulate hordes of gaming men.

I don't think I've had a single good experience while playing a game with a girl. A few bad though.

I used to play zombie master a lot, these two fags showed up and pretty much became regulars along with some girl.

Total circle jerk every time she showed up. The two guys got banned and the girl never showed up again.

Great day.

>>44427844
oh, I'm sorry.

ECKSBAWKS

>>44427829
>Common tactic, actually. Obfuscating intelligence by acting stupid is a trick to lull others into letting their guard down.

I've seen that happen plenty of times during all aspects of life (whether at school, at work, or just chilling). While it may work on a lot of other guys and girls (I guess), the only thing it does to me is piss me off.

I know a few girl gamers.
And am very close friends with one of them.
They are normal "Girl gamers"

I only seem to come acorss th "Gamer girls" during online games and forums.

But yeah fuck that shit. They ruin perfectly good matches.

>>44427971

most girls have "girl" in their names. So very few are god tier.

>"I'll just shoot stuff, I don't know how to pick up the gas"
>"EEEEEK!!!"
>"Where is everybody?"

OH HO HO, IM SO DUMB AND VULNERABLE, ISNT THAT CUTE?

You silly boys, always taking computer games so seriously.
You could learn a lesson from us girls, learn to have fun.

ITT we make shit up so we can bitch about DEM WIMINS with the other virgins

>>44428047

And the reason for the friend-zone.

They're not your friends, /v/, you've just served your purpose and aren't needed anymore.

>>44428180

I never pay attention to tripfags and their "individual tendancies.
Is this one serious?

10/10 girl is awesome troll you
op's delicious rage is delicious

>>44428218
WOMEN WILL TEAR OUT YOUR HEART AND HURT YOU

DON'T LET THEIR DEMON CUNT TEETH INTO YOUR SOUUULLLLL

My girlfriend is a "Girl Gamer" rather than a gamer girl. It would be nice if she played anything other than pokemon though. And didn't suck shit at every single game we play.

I treat women in video games the same way I treat men in video games.

I shoot them, stab them, crack their skulls open, burn them, blow them up, and on some occasions throw piss at them.

>>44428229
I'm as serious as Cancer.

>>44428258
I think that in order to be a troll, you have to be intentionally trolling.

>>44428323
I thought my girlfriend was like that until I showed her Total War and Civ.

Bitch is scary when she has an army.

Stop playing public games then you idiot. Play with friends like you're supposed to.

I'm good friends with a girl who plays L4D/2 competitively. And doesn't flaunt her vagina to everyone on the server despite her being sexy as fuck. She's good too.

>>44428358
>123ZombieeSlayer
>not an intentional troll
cool story bro

I know a girl gamer who plays a lot of "manly" games and is pretty good at them.

Although she's a dyke and kinda looks like a man so I guess that explains it

>>44428323

>>44428301
wtf am i looking at

>>44428329

> Cancer

Funny you being what you are should mention that.

Eh. I just don't use my mic. It solves all the problems.

>>44428531
I don't have Cancer.
Your argument is ridiculous and invalid.

>>44428180
>You could learn a lesson from us girls, learn to have fun.

So why does mine get all serious and pissy whenever I fail to notice that she's changed her hairstyle, tell her that I don't like her soap operas or Lifetime channel's shows (or Twilight), or I am blunt when I say that I don't like whatever article of clothing she's wearing (after she has asked for my opinion of it)?

You girls could learn a lesson from us, learn to not freak out over superficial shit.

Fuck your shit.
The number of servers with girls AS FUCKING ADMINS are horrible.
You can't do jack shit if a girl joins in and starts talking like a dumb whore, except waiting for the round to finish and get away.
Normally, girls playing CSS are god-tier.

>>44428633

Because you're chasing the wrong kind of woman and responding to blatant trolls.

>>44428610
The joke
your head

>>44428633
>Implying you have, ever have had or ever will, have a Girlfriend.

>>44428777
>Implying you're actually a girl

>>44428777

Why hello there circumstantial ad hominem.

>>44428777

> Willingly associated himself/herself with the Japanese.

Begone from this thread, scum.