>>43564752
What kind of Zombies are we talking about here exactly?

>>43564788
Probably any, even zombies that would trip over their own feet.

who cares, shit is funny

>implying I'm not a paranoid /k/ommando with several guns, plenty of ammo, a survival kit, and an escape route

Why do so many idiots want a real alien invasion?

Have you ever played an alien invasion video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL alien swarm would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE alien would make you shit your pants.

eh, you guys don't even have any guns anyway.

0/10

>>43564833
who said that now?

Why do so many idiots want a real girlfriend?

Have you ever played a girlfriend simulator and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL girlfriend would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE girl would make you shit your pants.

>>43564752
>implying real zombies would be anywhere near as hard to kill as vidya zombies

>>43564752

Ever heard of the zombie survival guide?

I'm ready bro

Highly unlikely. Zombies would have a very slow speed and and would be quite weak. Even if they do run fast, all you require to make sure they don't run is a chop to the legs.

>>43564864

I think many people would like to live to see first contact. Not saying it will ever happen, but it's just something the world would like to see.

>>43564752
I wouldn't have to go through my boring job, and I have a pretty good chance of surviving, since I'm in Central Toronto, and work in a building where the top two floors are empty, and I could barricade that shit up in no time.

Why do so many idiots want a real nuclear apocalypse?

Have you ever played a nuclear apocalypse video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL nuclear bombardment would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE nuke would make you shit your pants.

>>43564982
>>43564982

You haven't seen many zombie films I take it

Read World War Z motherfuckers.

Why do so many idiots want a real job?

Have you ever played a job video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL job would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE real life commitment would make you shit your pants.

>>43564982
What about food? Vending machines only last for so long bro.

>>43565011
>ONE nuke would make you shit your pants.
oh god i lol'd

yeah because zombies would have to work on muscles, muscles work on blood. anyone without blood, or who bled to death would be inable to move any part of their body. so drain the blood, kill the beast

If the zombies are fast, befriend a fat person - simple
If you get tired trip him up, it's at least a 5 minute
extra gap, if they're slow and you get caught you deserve to be eaten alive.

I hate mankind, end of story.

Why do so many idiots want a real video game?

Have you ever played a video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL video game would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE game would make you shit your pants.

It's just fantasy/escapism, goddamn. No, a real zombie outbreak wouldn't be fun irl but in our heads where we are invincible superhumans it sounds like a blast, thus, we watch films/play games/read books around the topic.

Goddamn

>>43564806
I'm sorry, but zombies that trip over their own feet and most likely have rotting decaying flesh that fall apart as easily as a house of cards...

Would be very awesome. I actually wouldn't understand how anyone would get infected at that point, unless a zombie snuck up on you.

>>43564833
THIS. I'd shit my pants if I even saw anything that resembles an alien of any sort. Even if those fuckers were harmless. GAH!

I'd capture the first loli zombie I see and have secks with her 24/7. She'd be restrained and have her teeth pulled out, of course.

>>43564899
Yeah. It'd be harder.

See, shooting a gun isn't as easy as point and click.
And if they get near you to make it easier to aim you'd be in greater danger.

And you wouldn't be able to stay in one room or even one building forever. Barricading would be stupid because the zombies outside would just pile up more and more.

>>43564922
You're also a retard.

>talking about REAL Zombie apocalypse
>talking about emo fantasies of Dead(!) cells(!) that still operate despite being dead

sure is fag in here

>>43565023
Well the author made it out like zombies made humanity toughen up instead of just die miserably.

I'm not sure that would happen in reality.

Why do so many idiots want a real life?

Have you ever played a life involved video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL life would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE moment in your actual life would make you shit your pants.

The part of being in a zombie apocalypse is to survive it.

If you are logical and know the basics of zombies, you are most likely to survive.

Can we make this a zombie sheet thread as well? ^_^

>>43564752

Why do so many idiots want a real penis?

Have you ever played a penile video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL penis would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE real penis would make you shit your pants.

Im thinking the army would be hella more effective in real life then they are in the movies considering they have ya know tanks and stuff

>>43564868
Well done, sir, very well done.

>>43565148

What? In the book it was a struggle for people just to keep their mind together, let alone survive. I'm pretty certain the book implies a huge percentage of the world's human population died, leaving only the stronger willed people alive.

>>43565140
also VIDYA GAEMS
ALSO FUCKING SAGE GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! TALKING LIKE ZOMBIES EXISTED IS LIKE TALKING ABOUT GOD LIKE HE EXISTED! FAGGOTS!

>>43565180
Thats not a very suitable stronghold,
one exit?
Build a treehouse

>implying living in my mother's basement makes me less brave

I built a zombie-proof house. It was under the guise that I needed it for natural disasters and preventing home invasion but every choice I made was zombie-based.

>>43565222
>implying army wouldn't give up like in MW2 after the power is out.

>>43565287

Well it's not really a stronghold, just a place I'd retreat to if shit hits the fan, to hide in and sleep to the banging the zombies make \o/

>>43565180
Throw us the template and I'll give it a go.

I wouldn't like a 'Fast Zombie Apocalypse' just because it doesn't really feel like zombies, and instead mutants.... even though it's more logical than a slow zombie apocalypse, since it never makes sense how the slow fuckers could get so many people when there fucking slow....

Perfect zombie apocalypse is a Dead Rising apocalypse, limited guns and ammo, using household goods, shitloads of zombies and elevator music.

>>43565180
You're an idiot.
First off any melee weapons would be near useless since getting near a zombie is the OPPOSITE of what you want to do. It could be useful for sneaking up one ONE lone zombie, but that's it.

Second out on the streets your gun would run out of ammo in minutes. And I like how it says weaponS, like you'll have several. Guns are pretty damn heavy. And life isn't Left 4 Dead, you're not going to walk 10 feet and find replacements. You won't be able to carry many.

The population of America is over 300,000,000. You're going to have a damn hard time hiding from zombies.

>>43565235
I lol'd when they tried to use super advanced technlogy (Land Warrior or something) and all it did was make people watch their teammates get eaten in HD.
Then they come back with a WW2-level bolt rifle, make everyone stand in file and spend over 16 hours shooting at zombie heads, with a 5 minute break for sleeping when people start missing the shots.

>>43565288
>implying being suicidal and generally indifferent about your safety and well being therefore able to risk your life without hesitation is legitimate bravery and not just a death wish

>>43565235
This.

The book talks about how most of the world went to shit, most of North America has to be reclaimed. Palestine was one of the few places that didn't crumble utterly. By the end of the war no one thinks Greenland will ever be habitable again.

Actually read the book, why don't you?

>>43565081
But that just turns them into a boomer....

I'd die of starvation :'(

I'm not worried about the zombies.

I'm worried about the roving gangs of black people that will be prowling the country looking for food, ammo, and a warm place to stick their big purple nigger dicks.

Zombies don't rape you.

Accepting death is much easier when everyone else has to do it.

>>43564752
already doing this on l4d2 realism mode

>>43564752
>Why do so many idiots want a real zombie apocalypse?

Have you ever played a zombie video game and gotten a Game Over? Probably. Well I can guarantee that an ACTUAL zombie swarm would be 10 times harder than any video game, and there are NO continues. There's also the little fact that you all live in your mother's basement and just ONE zombie would make you shit your pants.

I doesn't afraid of anything, not only that but are you implying that you, yourself would get killed?

I really wouldn't mind a ZA because I've got all I need:
Firearm and plenty of ammunition;
Survival Knife for close encounters;
A brass Zippo Lighter;
I have rations and I would say I would survive.

>>43565081
Rule 1: Cardio

>>43565372
The idea behind the slow zombies is a virus or infection spreads over a large area and people get killed purely by the numbers like getting trapped in their own house and buildings. Plus the numbers are so large that people run out of bullets quickly leaving them open.

>>43565361

There ya go.

>>43565378
Who said I was going to go Rambo on them? The sheet contains a slot for a melee weapon, I chose the machete since it is versatile, chop wood, meat, doors yada yada.

Not sure if I wrote it in the template, but I aim to stay away from the zombies as much as possible :) My weapons doesn't weigh that much and I'm strong!

>>>43565378
>It could be useful for sneaking up one ONE lone zombie
>sneaking up one
>sneaking
Sneaking up on a zombie? Really? What are you gonna do, put it in a chokehold and lay it down on the floor?

>>43565575
Punch it in the back like Master Chief?

>>43565530
Supplies are fine, but you're missing the most important thing: Fucking survival skills. You have none. You are a puny pathetic nerd who's probably never shot anything more than a deer that was standing still, if ANYTHING at all.

>>43564752
>Why do so many idiots want a real zombie apocalypse?
Would make reality more interesting.

>Have you ever played a zombie video game and gotten a Game Over?
A couple of times, then I stopped sucking.

>there are NO continues
This is why I never save the game in survival horrors. I die, it's over. Good practice. (not to mention you get rewarded for it in older RE games)

>ONE zombie would make you shit your pants.
One zombie, nah.
If I spotted a pack of Hunters or Lickers though, I'd run my ass out there. And then pop some grenades behind me for good measure.

Fuck that shit. When I bite zombies, they turn into me.

>>43565616
Tough guy.

I wish a zombie swarm WOULD happen just to see you start crying and get eaten.

>>43565561
agreeable
I would like someone clever like you in my anti-zombie team...

>>43565629
Please ignore this faggot and continue the natural course of the thread.

Information brought to you by NO! corp.

>>43565629
Weeaboo faggots?

LEFT 4 BEARD: MANLY EDITION

Dammit, the original cast was fucking awesome.

>>43565616
>Lickers

>>43565611
You don't know me so I don't know what makes you think I've never backpacked around Europe? What makes you think I have never shot a gun?

Trust me on this, if they're slow. Save ammo, if they're fast, you better wear some armour.

>>43565611
It isn't terribly hard to shoot a gun bro. You'd only need to practice a little to get used to the recoil, although I guess most people would try and use them first time against a zombie

I'd just scoff pills and I'd be fine. L4D SAYS SO

ITT people who fear death

Honestly humankind need a major disaster just look at us crying about money problems,or complaining about the weather.

Bah

>>43565691

Yes. You'd love a L4D with weeaboos instead of zombies, wouldn't you?

How do you think weeaboos reproduce? They sure as hell don't do it the same way everyone else does.

>>43565629
only good post you have ever made

>Implying I haven't already killed hundreds of zombies IRL and am not currently running a hand cranked generator to power my computer while nuclear snow falls outside

>>43565735
It is since you have limited ammo and need to shoot them in the head every time, moron. From a distance. Can you do that? Didn't think so.

Hahaha, I'd give those zombies something to moan about!

>>43565629
You know, I don't like you much.
But that was quite funny - probably because I've said that.

>>43565777
This is the only funny use of >implying I've seen in a long time.

>>43565629
well ... shit

>>43565670
>I'm too much of a pussy to stand up and run, so I'll just pretend everyone would act the same

>>43565733
Oh yeah, I'm sure hiking in the woods with bunnies and squirrels and maybe a sleeping bear is on the same level as surviving a total breakdown of the entire world.

>>43564752

>implying any country but America would survive a zombie apocalypse

>>43565765
oh shit you turn into a weeaboo by getting bitten by one
brb need to see a doctor

>>43565853
Well, I bet I'd last longer than you.

>>43565742

Fuck that. I'll take 4 shots of adrenaline and run like the fucking Flash. WHOOO

>>43565629
this is my fetish

>>43565865

You guys wondered why my teeth are so pointy.

>>43565860

he's right ya know. all our zombies would be fat and slow. all you skinny eurozombies would overtake the continent in hours.

A real zombie invasion would literally be dead people being reanimated by a virus or unexplained occurrence. A lot of people would survive a situation like that because it wouldn't happen in more than one country so special forces from abroad would take care of it.

Not to mention zombies being direct reanimations means the virus is literally holding a corpse together so limbs would detach pretty easily and they wouldn't be very strong at all.

An infection like in L4D where people are turning into zombies while alive would likely kill the entire country it occured in. Even without special infected, the number and speed and strength would kill the majority of the population with only special forces being left.

>>43565731
Problem?

It's because we hate the world and the life we live in it.

My current house:

Situated on a private peninsula on florida's treasure coast.
Reinforced storm shutters on all windows and all exterior doors.
10" reinforced concrete perimeter walls. The main gate can withstand repeating ramming from a heavy vehicle.
I own all 6 acres of land on the peninsula. Everything is scrub grass with clear views up to 2000 feet.
Deep water access with a locked boat house which holds a 32' hyrasports cabin cruiser.
Underground diesel storage, generators, and saltwater desalinization.

I'm riding out Z-Day in style. If the shit gets to my front door I'm heading to the bahamas.

>>43565952
lol,not what i mean,but GOOD point sir...
(i was referring to firearms and self sufficiency)
But hey you're right,so no argument here.

>>43565894
Oh, how fortunate. You get to live longer and let the reality that the entire world as you know it has crumbled sink in even further and wonder if you're even going to survive the next time. Lucky you.

A zombie apocalypse is for pansies. This mother fucker is what separates the men from the boys.

>>43565995
That's why most apocalypse scenarios go for the alive people.

Most people that really want a Zombie Apocalypse seem to be people who are already failing at life in one way or another. They are delusional thinking they would be better off than the person beside them in a Zombie Apocalypse making them important/needed.

>>43565941

>>43565786
>implying you have to shoot a zombie from far away

Not to mention shotguns exist for people who are a bad shot.

>>43565903
Has heart attack on third shot.

>>43565378
Are you trying to tell me that I won't find 3 electric guitars in the next kitchen I'm walking through?

>>43566047
It wouldn't bother me, seriously. Aslong as I have my Fianceé and my she has one good aim. ;D

>>43565131
enjoy your zombie chlamydia

come on werewolf apocalyse..

The thing with zombies in movies and popular media seems to be that no one in the game/movie knows about zombies. I think in real life people would be able to figure it out pretty quickly and react accordingly.
That said, there is a pawn shop down the street from where I live that has weapons, so I could hit that before I went back home/to Target.

The idea of dead people rising again is basically impossible, I think no one is actually even serious about zombie apocalypse preparation and all that jazz.

For one thing, the zombies wouldn't be able to move due to rigor mortis, along with severe damage of major sections of the brain even a few minutes-hours after death.

Is this whole zombie thing some kind of retarded hipster obsession?

>>43566095
You don't have to, but if you keep letting zombies get close to you, you're gonna fuck up some time.

whattaya mean no contenues????

Crossbow or Hunting Rifle as primary weapon (assume zombies are headshot only kills) Silencer for the rifle if possible.

Any decent handgun as secondary, for close quarter situations. Silencer for handgun if possible.

Crowbar as melee weapon, all purpose weapon. great for smashing skulls, very durable, can open doors / creates ect.

I'm goig to make a movei based off a kid who prepares his whole life for the zombie apocolypse and then it finally happends and he becoms the leader of this huge orginization who in the end gets destroyed by the lead guy because he's actually a BLU SPY ZOMBIE disquised as a normal person.

FU*CK YEAH NOT FIXING MY SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS

>>43566131
Rigor mortis usually only lasts for a few hours. After that, they'd be mobile again.

And the brain thing is usually overlooked in favor of having a brain PERIOD. That it's damaged is a stupid argument because they're already rotting, so I doubt a whole brain is the deciding factor.

>>43565103
>I actually wouldn't understand how anyone would get infected at that point, unless a zombie snuck up on you.
People would get infected through family members who have been infected, while trying to help them.

>>43566128
>That said, there is a pawn shop down the street from where I live that has weapons,

Yeah....provided everyone else hasn't either already taken them all, like say, the shop owner, or that the shop isn't already crawling with zombies.

>>43566147

Do you actually know the range of a shotgun?

Games mislead you, it's not just ten feet.

>>43566220
sadly, I need to agree with a tripfag. shotguns are TERRIBLY misrepresented in the vidya.

>>43566184
Well, I've got a crowbar in my house, so I'd at least have a weapon to take with me.

People actually want a REAL zombie apocalypse?

How peculiar.

>>43566016
But if they are voodoo zombies... you would be heading right toward their source!

>>43566245
holy shit,it really DOES wordfilter to a special pet, wow i didnt know it worked. BRB HIGH FIVING MYSELF

>implying I wouldn't survive a zombie apocalypse

>>43566131 The idea of dead people rising again is basically impossible
Ah, good work, my apprentice.

By the way, magic is pretty much impossible. I just thought I'd add that.

>>43566220

you should die, zakuvam

>>43566220
they are best at close range if you are a bad shot though, because the spread is larger

if you were a good shot you'd be better off using a handgun or semi-automatic rifles.

Day of the Triffids scenario > Zombie scenario

The worst situation would be if zombies gave you hugs, and after getting a hug you have the urge to hug everyone else.

I call it... ZOMBIE HUGS.

>>43566302

magic is simply nature that can't be manipulated.

>>43566302

THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

>>43565995
>implying "special forces" actually do anything important or are better at anything besides taking steroids and lifting.

Stop watching tv and movies and games and believing they are real.

>>43566220
>implying you could accurately aim for the head at more then 10 feet with the shotgun.

>>43566293

No it doesn't. Don't try and pull that bullshit again.

>>43566297
>Implying you're not an obese neckbeard that would be one of the first to get infected.

>>43566220
Trolls not trolling /v/? What is this, opposite day? Also, shame on /v/ for having ass-backwards firearms knowledge.

Why would an actual zombie 'swarm' be 10 TIMES HARDER?
If this was real life, we wouldn't have zombies that are difficult to kill with guns because of balance issues. We'd have zombies that are actually crippled because of their rotting muscles. I would accept zombies that eat humans and have their abilities pushed to their physical maximum. I would not accept zombies that get energy from nowhere, or a scenario where ALL the zombies ran like gazelles.

>>43566371
>I have never heard of slugs

>>43565214

lol more of these its the only good thing on this damned thread

>>43566323

Mass Blindness and moving plants over brain-eating zombies and infectious disease?

That's a tricky one.

>>43566220

Every gun has a range of really far, stupid. You're shooting a bullet at the speed of sound no thats not gonna go anywhere at all.

Bring it on faggot

Zombie Apocalypse: all you have to do is wait out till Winter or Summer.

Seriously, either they almost literally melt and fall apart from the summer heat or they freeze up and become immobile.

>>43566371

You wouldn't need to aim, just point it in the zombies general direction.

Also, it's only Romero-type zombies you need to shoot in the head. I imagine a "real" zombie could be killed by shooting it pretty much anywhere.

Seriously, I went out with a friend of the family, he had a couple frozen gallons of water, he set them up 50 feet away or so, and used slugs, hit them on the first shot.
They fucking EXPLODED.
Slugs would destroy a zombie.

>>43566398
>Implying that you get an xbox hueg spread with regular shot

>>43564752
Rather a zombie apocalypse than a nuclear apocalypse.

>>43566424
Motherfucking Sharingan...

>>43566459
What?

because people are gay like that.

i know a lot of people that say this and guess what, there all a bunch of basement dwellers.

hell, if there was a zombie apocalypse they probable wouldnt notice because they stay in there litte dungeon all day.

Shotguns have an effective kill range of about 50-60 meters depending on the type of shot you're using. A tight-spread shot could easily fuck you to death from 100+ feet. If you're using a slug type round, they're even more deadly. Doesn't matter, though. Half of you fat fucks here would get knocked on your ass or break your shoulder from the kick of a 12 gauge.

>They fucking EXPLODED.

Water doesn't compress. Flesh, blood, entrails, etc does.

See: hunting with deer slugs.

>>43566444
>implying Romero-type zombies are not the only true zombies.

Also Zombie Survival Guide + World War Z

>>43566434

This.

They'd eventually be picked to death by crows and other scavenging creatures.

A Zombie Apocalypse is a temporary setback.

>>43566434
Where to fuck do you live? There most likely won't be any zombies (considering the cause of the whole mess is a virus) in fucking Siberia or in Death Valley, so you might as well kick back and enjoy life there.

But it's fun!

>>43566444
oh shit, sorry I thought you actually knew a thing or two, guess I was wrong.

>>43566413
You'd have time to set up a base and gather supplies before the plants come in. There were a reasonable amount of non-blind survivors.

>>43566424

You don't need to worry, bro. You can just bite them too.

>>43566444
He';s right. If there were a zombie apocalypse, it'd be more in the style of 28 Weeks later.

Romero's zombies are more supernatural than anything,

>>43566522
>to
>meaning the

>>43566515

unless, the virus could infect animals too...zombie birds!

>>43566367
So people like the military and armed police would be shit despite having guns and the training to use them properly? Hmm.

>>43566505
Maybe so, but a 12 Gauge slug would still destroy a zombie's head.

>>43566093
This pic must be in every Namimi thread.

Let's be realistic please? None of this:

>durr hurr I'll survive, I've got shooting experience and a cabin full of dems vidya gaemz

Bullshit. We'd all die. And the small percentage that would survive ain't going to be the incredibly prepared. It'll be the incredibly lucky. Those faggots that win the lottery and miss fatal accidents by the skin of their teeth. Not us.

You might last a bit depending on who you are, but if shit ever did hit the fan and you had to deal with complete society breakdown, loss of your loved ones, human AND animal zombies, possible airborne diseases and such, well fuck. We'd all be screwed.

>>43566434
ZOMBIES ARE NOT ICE-CREAM.

>>43566424
while I disagree with your general weabooness, I must commend you on your sofa fort good sir

Romero rules: Anyone who DIES becomes a zombie. Even if you have a heart attack you come back as a zombie.

Boyle rules: Anyone who has blood/saliva contact with a rage victim becomes a creature. That at least makes biological sense.

>>43565023

Anyone who mentions World War Z or The Zombie Survival Guide is a faggot.

>>43566599

Also, I'd be willing to bet half of us would just an hero facing the prospect of:

1) days on days of isolation while surrounded and hunted by flesh eaters.

2) death of all you love, possibly before your eyes.

3) end of familiarity.

4) stress, lack of sleep, lack of proper nutrition

5) an infection

>>43566622
Eh, in the Living Dead series people got infected from being bitten.

>>43566467
I would copy all the zombie attacks, they would be so dead!

>>43566444
>I imagine a "real" zombie could be killed by shooting it pretty much anywhere.
I finally agree with Namomo....
Although zombies should be resistant to being hurt in anywhere other than it's head.
So a headshot still the best for killing it, but chest shot still does some damage to it.

>>43566643
Vega mask is EZ mode.

Build a long tunnel, put saferoom with ammo dump at the end, camp.

>>43566599
nigga please

with sufficient public alertness that the threat even existed, in an area where lots of people have guns the zombies would get absolutely nowhere - they'd be shot to shit before they infected anyone

furthermore, for a widespread zombie apocalypse to happen, something has to go very wrong, its not like thousands of people can get zombified overnight

>43566424

>KING NOODLE

>>43566571

The general consensus seems to be that it effects mammals, like dogs and cows. Not sure about birds. Zombie Lore isn't my bag.

Still, same shit applies - they'd start losing limbs either way.

>>43566577
theyre trained to tactically clear a room, and how to cover an ally and close quarters combat bullshit.

none of that shit matters. ANYONE can fire a gun. So EVERYONES on the same level.

I'd just put a wall of garbage around my house and there will be a shitload of animals and bugs ready to eat the rotting flesh off any zombie the comes near, then I'd just stay in my basement till it's all over, fuck going out guns blazing like an idiot risking my life.

>>43566684
No, if they were just moving corpses, a shot to anywhere that incapacitates them would be just fine.

>>43566664
that disproves all zombies, not just Max Brooks books.

faggot.

KILLER WHALE EATS ZOMBIE

ZOMBIE KILLER WHALE

>>43566522

I live in Australia. I have the luxury of living in a country that is isolated by water in case of a zombie outbreak. Worst case scenario i grab a boat and go from where i live(Perth) to Rottnest Island, which btw is possible for someone to swim to in less than 1 day if dire. Or i can head inland towards the rural and desert areas aka THE OUTBACK. It just depends if this is the running crazy zombies or the shambling zombies.

>>43566444
A fucktard is you. Nearly every Zombie needs to be shot in the head due to the fact that the BRAIN is located there. No brain= Game Over.

FUCKING 3RD WW then virus.

Let me lay out some zombie rules for a real-life zombie invasion. You guys need my help.

1. Zombies do not have to have their head destroyed, but this is the best way of killing them. Enough destruction to their body will also kill them.
2. Some are fast, some are slow, depending on how much their muscled have decayed.
3. Shotguns do not fire only ten feet
4. If your mother is infected, you must chop her into bits to save ammunition.

If you have even the smallest open wound on your body and you come into contact with a zombie's body fluids you might as well just put a bullet to your brain right then and there.

>>43566664
Good thing they're humor books then.

>>43566577 So people like the military and armed police would be shit despite having guns and the training to use them properly? Hmm.
The military are trained to aim for the central mass. Unless they knew to aim for the head their fancy guns don't do shit.

>>43566705
The Living Dead series deals with this, though. Everywhere where the people are safe from the zombies, it's because of human error that they get fucked over anyway.

Slow dumb zombies, or fast rage-filled ones?

Because in the first one, I think the planet would do well. I mean COME ON PEOPLE, this is 2009! The entire world knows how to deal with zombies by now! How could we possible do badly?!

>>43566741

Because
surprise they don't exist

>>43566705

>shitty third world countries
>possibility of animal infection
>contamination of the water supply

Oh and if the "zombie virus" is a foreign biological attack, it could be administered to millions before activating.

>vaccine shots
>water supply
>pesticides/food contamination