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11/13/09(Fri)18:30 No.42240245>>42236618
I have a true story that your image reminded me of.
I have a coworker who insists that lobsters and cockroaches have identical DNA. No shit.
"See, man--that's why I don't eat lobsters. 'Cause man, you're eatin' buuugs, buddy."
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT, ERIC.
"I saw it on the Discover Channel [sic]."
NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU WERE TOLD. DO YOU MEAN THAT LOBSTERS AND COCKROACHES HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR?
"Dude, fuck that--naw, man, they got the same DNA, the exact same DNA."
NIGGER YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DNA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES?
"It's what--um. It makes you what you are, right?"
AND LOBSTERS AND COCKROACHES DO NOT LOOK THE SAME, THUS, WE CAN CONCLUDE THAT THEIR DNA IS NOT IDENTICAL--
"Dude, I'm tellin' you, it is. They wouldn't lie about that shit. You're just mad you been eatin' bugs."
...FUCK YOU ERIC, JUST--FUCK YOU. |