I havent.
Proxy get.

I may or may not have posted piccolo dick at the wrong time.

Making non-vidya threads

relevant.

child porn, multiple times

/mu/ posting porn

Oh come on it only had one nipple showing.

I didn't know MegaShare and Hotlink or whatever are Instant 1 day bans.

Fuck its hard to be a pirate.

Hell year affective appeals.

I got banned for posting in a "CP thread" which was really just a collection of captain picard photos and jailbait. once i got banned for a "prove me wrong thread" I made. another time I got banned for asking who boxxy was. and another time I got banned for using the tripcode #faggot, which is apparently an admin tripcode or something. I should note that these were all on /b/.

I got banned from /v/ for saying analnigger

Marked as proxy for trawlen PS3tards.

About 3 years ago I got banned from /m/ for calling someone a nigger.

Best one I ever saw was on /co/:

"Reliable sources claim 'Anti-Semitic loli porn'."

Part of me almost wishes I'd seen the original thread just to see what the fuck.

>>41975442
I'm not sure about this, but I think every time is the wrong time.

who gives a fuck

Nothing, not even the times I contributed to furry threads >.>

-"Kill yourself"

-Complaining about furry elements in Okami

>>41975555
>which is apparently an admin tripcode or something

It's moot's tripcode. Really. A lot of people know this. It's no secret.

I got banned for a "prove me wrong" thread for 3 days. only time ive ever been banned.

Not mine, not 4chan... but I never pass up a chance to post it.

>>41975555
>>41975771
Yeah

>>41975771
yeah, figures. notice how all of my bans are for newfagish things?

Well....

Twice for NSFW pics, one was Samus on Pit /ss/, the other time it was for dumping a shitton of Silent Hill hentai.

One time for a Piccolo Dick thread in which I never posted it.

I got banned for viral marketing. I guess the mods weren't as interested in 10% off on Borderlands as I was.

Want to know how to get out of the band in few seconds?
Close all programs. Turn net off. Delete all internet history, turn net back on, go back to 4 chan and you're not banned no more :)

Spamming thread shitting.

Never, looks like i'm in the minority here.

>>41975763
Hilarious and justified ban. You are a huge faggot.
Also, I got banned for making a gay porn thread. Yeah that's right, you got called a huge fag by a gay guy. Suck it bitch.

testing

>>41976018
Wow, you don't need to close any programs. Just reset your router and hit refresh! That's how I get out of mah cp bans

Racism

on /s/.

Uh, I got autobanned once for "running a virus", even though I was just posting an image I'd posted a dozen times before. I also got banned a couple of years back for forcing a meme or something.

I once got banned for "uploading a virus" when I was trying to post something off of my camera's SD card. It was kinda bizarre. 7chan, 99chan, 888chan and iichan all say hi, by the way.

30 day ban for piccolo dick.

Requesting 34 of milftails.

I've seen a few, I'm still not satisfied, it's not quite up to par with my imagination. She needs a real nice dress that shows off her curves.

Twice for referral codes. First one was justified. Second one I just talked about another referral site in a referral thread about a different site. Second one was probably justifiable too.

I was autobanned for Piccolo Dick too.

Been banned from all boards many times for posting porn. All animu stuff, except one time.

gamespot....

fuck you

I got banned for posting MedicXTravis yaoi in spoilers

>>41976112

NSFW.

>>41976267

Piccolo dick.

No reason why though

I have only ever caught a one-day ban and that was for just saging a referral thread

That said, I also caught a warning for typing the ever-dangerous version of asspain

PROVE ME WRONG.

Probably get banned again for it. Prove me wrong.

I was banned for tying to "Upload a virus"
I was trying to upload Gary Oak is not amused.jpg
Non of my files have viruses, and I scan my computer daily.

>>41976329
Well I can't think of any reasons. Such an odd ban.

>>41976397
Got banned for that too.

And what's with this thread? We're here showing off our battle wounds?

>>41976136
>shitty websites noone cares about says hi
fixd

Believe it or not, for all the console war shit that goes on here day in and day out, I got a warning for referring to a PS3 user with a phrase combining "Sony" with a derogatory term for homosexuals. Scared to use it ever since.

>>41976267

I got banned once for saying Brawl is gay, prove me wrong

>>41976490

>>41976545
>average european

I laughed more than I should have

>>41975546

How exactly do you appeal something like that successfully?

I got b& for posting piccolo dick when everyone else was posting the dudes dick from that GTA:IV download content.

>>41976490

Saying ßutthurt

>>41976490
thanks i came on penis cat hiss at came

>>41976455
It's a wordfilter, you can't use it at all.

>>41976346

Your post is rude :(

Was banned once for using an autoban word without knowing it had become one.

>>41976564
haha, me too

>>41976455
protip: its a autoban.

Posting shotacon, posting in a camwhore thread, posting spiders in a furry thread, and posting tasteful drawn images of consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

One of the mods seems to have a holy vendetta against unorthodox uses of the spoiler image tag, as I have been banned multiple times for "spoiler tag abuse."

>>41976619
use what? sonyfag?

butthurt mods can fuck off

>>41976612
you mean b­u­t­t­hu­r­t?

>>41976635
likewise.

>>41975700
YOU SAVED MY IMAGE :D

The usual. CP, insulting people who request CP, shopping of /g/ tripfags' faces onto porn pics, random thread hi-jacking, etc.

>>41976462
this always blows my mind

for starters, it's fucking 4chan, like the home of all deviants and perverts on the internet

second of all, don't we have to click an "I agree that I am 18 years of age or older" thingie to get into /v/?

Reporting a namimi thread as illegal

IT TOTALLY SHOULD BE, AND ITS THE ONLY THING MODS ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO.

I got banned for telling people that if you post this in the e-mail field, all in lower case it gets you to the secret raid board.

mods don't want more people getting into there

>>41976737
I must ask. What was the worthless post?

>>41975700

holy shit i've been banned like 2 weeks later for the same reason. i only posted that green lex luthor pic 2 times and instantbanned while other people still post that pic and don't get shit for it.

>>41976749
I think it's because we have like 50 billion porn boards to use for this kind of stuff.

Oh let's see.

2 times for NSFW material
1 for spamming
1 for calling a sony fanboy a fag
1 for saying grabs dick
1 for linking a youtube video of a guy in a spiderman costume tied to a bed, while a guy in a venom costume takes an electric toothbrush and rubs it on spiderman's buldge

Sharing video games with my bros.

whenever i get b& i just re-insert my innernets and go back to trawling

>>41976136
iichan is the only one of those that doesn't suck.

>>41976842
>1 for linking a youtube video of a guy in a spiderman costume tied to a bed, while a guy in a venom costume takes an electric toothbrush and rubs it on spiderman's buldge

Wordfilters I didn't know about.
And Cross board invasion since I made a thread about Calling /a/ and making fun of them.
Shame, both threads ended up pretty funny.

pic not related to me but one time i got banned from /b/ for a couple of days for shittalking boxxy

I got banned for pedophilia, by posting my 16 year old girlfriend topless.

"fanboy bullshit" is what i've been banned for the most probably.

i just think it's hilarious to fan the flames in console war threads.

>>41976842
>1 for linking a youtube video of a guy in a spiderman costume tied to a bed, while a guy in a venom costume takes an electric toothbrush and rubs it on spiderman's buldge

I love that video.

>>41976992
lol'd

>>41977043
I knew some dumbass would post that blatantly photostopped picture.
And what a surprise, it's some underaged shit from /b/.

>>41977043
Fucking /b/ doesn't even know boxxy was started on /v/.

I've been banned hundreds of times. No one gives a shit.

the "running a virus" thing is usually because you fell for a trap.

Currently serving a 5 day ban of all boards for making fun of the mods on /sp/

I love how you can't call someone a sony/fag but you can say "How does Sony's dick feel in your ass?"

And yes, I know about the invisible character, pain in the ass to do w/ a laptop

PBan1: Underage
PBan2: Underage
PBan3: /b/Day
Ban1: Using another form of asspain

>>41976749
Blue board means SFW.

3 times
1 for "cp" but what really happened was I was using my inept trolling abilities on someone who claimed to be underage.
1 for lockerz scamman last time i did that
1 for saying a ban able word.

Banned for trolling TF2

>>41975638
>you're mom

Posting Classic Roll Porn

Worth it BTW

banned a few times for posting links that triggered the autoban, once for cross-board invasion, once for 4chan gold account spam back when that first got popular, and a few other times for minor shit, but never anything longer than a few days

>>41977193
son­yfa­g, butt­hurt, xb­ot, nintendro­ne

Just paste them in notepad or something.

>>41977056
Risk another ban!

>>41977043
That's almost as good as this

>>41976992
>>41976992
I'm going to need a link to that so I have something to contribute to the next MEANWHILE AT VALVE thread.

>>41977254
banable words? I thought no one gave a shit what you said on this site? how homosexual.

I posted the original.

Twice, on the same IP. The IP I currently use. Apparently, most mods are welcoming of the appeal "If you can imageban this, why can't you wordban the porn spam bot?"

>>41977396
>flaiming

FLAIMING? Holy shit are the mods really this stupid?

>>41977388
It's been removed due to terms of use violation :(

>>41977396
>flaiming

This explains a lot about 4chan's mods.

>>41977110
>boxxy was started on /v/

stop trolling

I got banned for goru or gour once and I don't even know what the fuck that is. Can someone explain it to me so I don't do it again? Got a 2 week ban for it.

>>41977389
Yeah, there's a list of words that will immediately either catch you a warning or an outright ban

CP

>>41977651
guro. disgusting hentai that involves lots of gore

>>41977651
Sounds like your IP was used for a proxy, bro

/b/ shit on /v/
2 weeks

Shit was so shit

amidoinitrite

I got banned for posting tits in the Audiosurf sticky we had ages ago, and once for the second post in this picture, which was clearly a tongue-in-cheek remark followed immediately by a real explanation.

>>41977655
where exactly can i find out what these words are?

>>41977043

Is that Snacks?

I got banned yesterday for an entire day for posting a banned URL. I made one post yesterday, and I didn't even post a URL.

Yesterday was pretty fucking boring.

>>41977709

How is that possible?

>>41977700

I fucking hate hentai. I was in the middle of posting a picture of that dead baby though. You know the purple one and a guy is holding it up by the neck.

That's disgusting (to some), but it's not disgusting hentai.

Why the hell do you people have ban screens saved on your HD's that are over a year old?

Banned once for posting a picture of epic fail guy wearing a moot mask

Banned twice for calling the mods fags in wingdings

I got banned for posting a bat in one of Namimi's threads.

>>41977804
no idea, but google for it, you might get a hit

>>41977882
Somebody never played Uplink

2 Counts of innapropriate links.
1 Count of underage b&.

>>41977882
Proxy is a program that uses other people's IPs to avoid bans, mostly it European or Russian IPs.

Posted hentai in /v/ got a month ban but evaded it.
Also posted livestream link in /sp/, got a day ban, evaded it.

>Post once in /sp/ trolling eurofags
>Perma-banned for spamming

Glad the appeal worked.